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What do<br />
you get<br />
when you<br />
cross<br />
a river<br />
with an<br />
elephant?<br />
You get to<br />
the other<br />
side!<br />
An American preacher was completing a sermon<br />
on the dangers of drink. With great expression he<br />
said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and<br />
throw it into the river.”<br />
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had<br />
all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into<br />
the river.” And finally, he said, “And if I had all the<br />
whisky in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the<br />
river.” He sat down.<br />
The man leading the service stood cautiously and<br />
announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let’s<br />
sing hymn 65: Shall We Gather at the River.”<br />
Noah’s<br />
son Shem<br />
was having<br />
difficulty with<br />
the parallel<br />
parking<br />
section of his<br />
driving test.<br />
How do<br />
you talk to<br />
a fish?<br />
Drop it a<br />
line!<br />
Why<br />
are fish<br />
so smart?<br />
Because<br />
they swim in<br />
schools!<br />
Fun and Laughs<br />
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