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MSWA Bulletin Spring 16

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ANYWHERE<br />

WITH COLIN<br />

ROS HARMAN, SUPER NAVIGATOR<br />

I held out for as long as I could. All around me I saw people<br />

succumbing to the pressures of advertising and peer<br />

pressure, but I was determined to stay strong. I would not buy<br />

a Navigator for my car! No, not even if sometimes I did end<br />

up lost and bewildered up blind alleys, meandering through<br />

unknown suburbs, having to stop, often on the side of roads,<br />

to pour over my ancient street directory.<br />

Then one day an old school friend, coincidentally the<br />

same age as me, fervently pointed out that difficulties<br />

with directions were nothing to do with age or hormones.<br />

“I blame urban growth,” she said, so I decided I would too,<br />

and I bought a GPS Navigator.<br />

My Navigator has transformed my life. I love the fact that I<br />

am able to choose a voice for it, so I picked one that sounds<br />

like Colin Firth. When I’m driving and the voice says – “In<br />

500 metres at the roundabout take the second exit”. I smile<br />

dreamily as I remember that scene from Pride and Prejudice<br />

where Colin Firth comes striding out of the lake all damp and<br />

masculine in his wet shirt. I’m so much more relaxed driving<br />

now with Colin in the car. Sometimes I even take a long drive<br />

just to spend some quality time with him.<br />

I took a long drive with Colin the other day and went to visit my<br />

niece. She is the first of her generation in my family to have<br />

children of her own, and I have discovered that I love being<br />

Great Aunty Ros, or Grunty Ros as they call me. My Great<br />

Niece (Griece?) at two and a half has recently discovered a<br />

new word and manages to use it in every sentence. “Akshully<br />

(actually) me don’t want soup,” she said very firmly today,<br />

stomping her feet to make sure we knew she meant it. “Me<br />

want cake for lunch akshully.”<br />

Her brother, at four and a half, is a passionate devotee of<br />

superheros and invited me to look at his Spiderman T-shirt<br />

and shorts in great detail. He hates to take them off, much<br />

to his mother’s despair. She has managed to buy all the<br />

Spiderman material available in Spotlight so she can make<br />

multiple outfits. The little hero also taught me how to hold<br />

my fingers so they shoot webs out and catch the baddies. I’m<br />

sure I will find that very useful.<br />

Both children are fascinated by my wheelchair and spent<br />

considerable time examining the brakes. Spiderman very<br />

helpfully pushed me around the house and showed me his<br />

toys. We had a little itsy bitsy problem when I decided to go<br />

down a step to see the new trampoline, resulting with me<br />

lying on my back with my legs in the air. It didn’t hurt very<br />

much and he tried very hard to help me up, but in the end he<br />

used his supersonic voice to call his mum who came faster<br />

than a speeding bullet to save the day.<br />

I think super powers run in the family. I wonder what mine<br />

could be. I’ve thought about leaping tall buildings in a single<br />

bound but I don’t really have a head for heights. X-ray<br />

vision would be useful these days; I could save a packet of<br />

money on medical bills. I quite like Wonder Woman’s outfit,<br />

especially her red boots. Every woman craves red boots.<br />

I’m a bit of a romantic, but living with MS has taught me I also<br />

need realism. I think perhaps I might become The Intrepid<br />

Ros, Super Navigator - able to go anywhere “akshully”,<br />

with Colin.<br />

<strong>MSWA</strong> BULLETIN SPRING 20<strong>16</strong> | 21

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