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ANYWHERE<br />
WITH COLIN<br />
ROS HARMAN, SUPER NAVIGATOR<br />
I held out for as long as I could. All around me I saw people<br />
succumbing to the pressures of advertising and peer<br />
pressure, but I was determined to stay strong. I would not buy<br />
a Navigator for my car! No, not even if sometimes I did end<br />
up lost and bewildered up blind alleys, meandering through<br />
unknown suburbs, having to stop, often on the side of roads,<br />
to pour over my ancient street directory.<br />
Then one day an old school friend, coincidentally the<br />
same age as me, fervently pointed out that difficulties<br />
with directions were nothing to do with age or hormones.<br />
“I blame urban growth,” she said, so I decided I would too,<br />
and I bought a GPS Navigator.<br />
My Navigator has transformed my life. I love the fact that I<br />
am able to choose a voice for it, so I picked one that sounds<br />
like Colin Firth. When I’m driving and the voice says – “In<br />
500 metres at the roundabout take the second exit”. I smile<br />
dreamily as I remember that scene from Pride and Prejudice<br />
where Colin Firth comes striding out of the lake all damp and<br />
masculine in his wet shirt. I’m so much more relaxed driving<br />
now with Colin in the car. Sometimes I even take a long drive<br />
just to spend some quality time with him.<br />
I took a long drive with Colin the other day and went to visit my<br />
niece. She is the first of her generation in my family to have<br />
children of her own, and I have discovered that I love being<br />
Great Aunty Ros, or Grunty Ros as they call me. My Great<br />
Niece (Griece?) at two and a half has recently discovered a<br />
new word and manages to use it in every sentence. “Akshully<br />
(actually) me don’t want soup,” she said very firmly today,<br />
stomping her feet to make sure we knew she meant it. “Me<br />
want cake for lunch akshully.”<br />
Her brother, at four and a half, is a passionate devotee of<br />
superheros and invited me to look at his Spiderman T-shirt<br />
and shorts in great detail. He hates to take them off, much<br />
to his mother’s despair. She has managed to buy all the<br />
Spiderman material available in Spotlight so she can make<br />
multiple outfits. The little hero also taught me how to hold<br />
my fingers so they shoot webs out and catch the baddies. I’m<br />
sure I will find that very useful.<br />
Both children are fascinated by my wheelchair and spent<br />
considerable time examining the brakes. Spiderman very<br />
helpfully pushed me around the house and showed me his<br />
toys. We had a little itsy bitsy problem when I decided to go<br />
down a step to see the new trampoline, resulting with me<br />
lying on my back with my legs in the air. It didn’t hurt very<br />
much and he tried very hard to help me up, but in the end he<br />
used his supersonic voice to call his mum who came faster<br />
than a speeding bullet to save the day.<br />
I think super powers run in the family. I wonder what mine<br />
could be. I’ve thought about leaping tall buildings in a single<br />
bound but I don’t really have a head for heights. X-ray<br />
vision would be useful these days; I could save a packet of<br />
money on medical bills. I quite like Wonder Woman’s outfit,<br />
especially her red boots. Every woman craves red boots.<br />
I’m a bit of a romantic, but living with MS has taught me I also<br />
need realism. I think perhaps I might become The Intrepid<br />
Ros, Super Navigator - able to go anywhere “akshully”,<br />
with Colin.<br />
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