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FALL 2016<br />
DAVID PRYCE-JONES<br />
Modern art?<br />
‘Bogusness!’<br />
WALKER MIMMS<br />
Boswell seeks,<br />
finds self<br />
Make art great again<br />
Alex Melamid’s challenge:<br />
Want to save art? Destroy it<br />
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The group of international artists that VOHN works<br />
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From the Editor<br />
4<br />
ON THE<br />
COVER<br />
The zeal is<br />
contagious as<br />
art workers take<br />
to the streets to<br />
celebrate art’s<br />
imminent return<br />
to greatness.<br />
Soviet-era<br />
poster<br />
repurposed<br />
for Artenol<br />
n WITH THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN THE FINAL THROES OF ITS YEAR-LONG ASSAULT<br />
ON OUR POLITICAL SENSIBILITIES, ARTENOL HAS DECIDED TO TAKE INSPIRATION FROM ONE<br />
of its ubiquitous slogans for this issue’s theme. No, it’s<br />
not “Lock her up!” We’ve devoted our Fall 2016 effort to<br />
the lofty goal expressed in the phrase,<br />
“Make art great again.” This, of course,<br />
begs the question: What is great art?<br />
Artenol founder Alex Melamid has a<br />
pretty good idea what isn’t great art. In<br />
a lecture given at the Kopkind Colony<br />
in Guilford, Vt., in July, Alex laid out<br />
the failings of contemporary art, as-<br />
David Dann<br />
serting that it's not the economy that is at the heart of<br />
our malaise, "It's the culture,stupid!" (more inspiration<br />
from the political realm). His words, and contributions<br />
from the Kopkind workshop participants, form this<br />
edition's cover story.<br />
Also contributing to the “make art great again”<br />
theme are four art world professionals. They share<br />
their observations as members of a vast collective that<br />
labors behind the scenes, providing support services to<br />
art institutions. Michelle Furyaka and her art consulting<br />
firm offer a strategic plan for restoring greatness<br />
to art. Conservator Erica James profiles the role art<br />
conservation plays in the nefarious “Museum Value<br />
Machine.” Artenol's publisher, Gary Krimershmoys,<br />
discusses his transition from Wall Street broker to a<br />
socially-responsible investor in great art. And Rowling<br />
Dord chats with a museum “guard” who sees himself<br />
as an integral part of what makes great art great.<br />
In this issue you’ll also find entertaining – and<br />
provocative – stories by Josie Demuth and Julia Kissina,<br />
as well as diverting essays on fashion – both sartorial<br />
and gestural – by Stan Tymorek and Zinovy Zinik,<br />
Artenol’s British editor. Renowned author and editor<br />
David Pryce-Jones offers an insightful asses<strong>sm</strong>ent of<br />
moderni<strong>sm</strong>’s short selling of humanity.<br />
On our display pages, you’ll find a dramatic image<br />
taken of the aftermath of a fire by news photographer<br />
Chris Ramirez, and an uncanny recreation in three dimensions<br />
of a familiar Pop Art image by food stylist<br />
Laurie Knoop.<br />
This issue of Artenol was made possible by these creative<br />
contributors, and I'm grateful to them for their<br />
generosity. The magazine’s editorial, production and<br />
support staff were tireless in their efforts to bring Fall<br />
2016 to newsstands. But its publication was also greatly<br />
aided by the many supporters who donated to the<br />
magazine’s recent Kickstarter campaign.<br />
In just under 30 days, we were able to raise $8,251,<br />
an amount well in excess of our stated goal of $7,500.<br />
Those funds will go toward expanding our distribution<br />
and developing our Web presence as we move<br />
into our second year of publication. Response to the<br />
campaign was greatly encouraging to all of us here in<br />
Artenol’s corporate headquarters, and we are determined<br />
to move the magazine forward with more insightful<br />
articles, provocative essays, absurdist humor,<br />
subtle satire and whatever else we can think of to help<br />
“make art great again.”<br />
Thanks to all who helped out, and remember: It's the<br />
culture, stupid!<br />
n<br />
FALL 2016
Inside<br />
9 The human dimension<br />
Moderni<strong>sm</strong> plays games with us by David Pryce-Jones<br />
14 Make art great again: The contractor<br />
A research firm’s program for MoMA by Michelle Furyaka<br />
16 Make art great again: The conservator<br />
Serving the “Museum Value Machine” by Erica James<br />
20 Make art great again: The investor<br />
The art of socially-engaged investing by Gary Krimershmoys<br />
22 Make art great again: The artworker<br />
A “guard” contributes to art’s greatness by Rowling Dord<br />
24 Starting over: Rethinking art<br />
An art workshop at the Kopkind Colony by Alex Melamid<br />
37 Snap, crackle and pop art<br />
Painting re-creation takes the cakes by Laurie Knoop<br />
42 Scene: Fire call<br />
A barn fire caught by a firefighter’s camera by Chris Ramirez<br />
45 Fraught couture<br />
When royal dressing was a royal pain by Stan Tymorek<br />
50 Poem: Fire or water<br />
Inspiration from the flow of Goya’s art by Gabe Seidler<br />
52 Good heaven! What is Boswell?<br />
Examining “The Biographer’s” early years by Walker Mimms<br />
57 Story: We don’t give a shit ...<br />
Trendy art exhibit is a real killer by Julia Kissina<br />
33 The equal opportunist<br />
The secret to one artist’s success by Josie Demuth<br />
63 Closer: Full mental jacket<br />
Seen in the New York subway by Elisabeth Kaske<br />
Departments From the editor 4 | Letters 6 | Contact 7 | Contributors 8 | Find Artenol on the Web 61<br />
Hand job<br />
What hidden hands<br />
say about those<br />
who hide them<br />
Essay by Zinovy Zinik<br />
38<br />
OUT OF SIGHT
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Letters<br />
Class act<br />
I just received my latest issue of Artenol, the “Money<br />
Issue,” and I love it. Last fall I used your premiere<br />
issue for my class at California College of the Arts<br />
in Oakland, Cal. It was a great way to start the year.<br />
With all that is going on in the world, I have decided<br />
to use the theme “The Color of Money” for my color<br />
theory class, and I think the “Money Issue” (Summer<br />
2016) would be a great way to kick-off the discussion.<br />
Could you please let me know if it is possible<br />
to order 18 copies for my students and if so, what<br />
would the cost be? Thank you. Keep on publishing!<br />
Eugene Rodriguez<br />
Via email<br />
August 6, 2016<br />
Editor: Prof. Rodriguez’s copies of Artenol were shipped<br />
soon after we received his request. We hope his students<br />
found the “Money Issue” inspiring. If you missed your<br />
copy, you can purchase one at artenol.org/subscribe.html.<br />
Art work<br />
I liked that Artenol devoted space to workers’<br />
rights, or lack of, along with Hedrick Smith’s look<br />
at what used to be called “robber-baron capitali<strong>sm</strong>”<br />
(“Hired? Check Your Rights ...,” “The Share Withholders,”<br />
Summer 2016). Missing from the issue, however,<br />
was any mention of labor unions. However flawed,<br />
unions are the one defense working people have to<br />
protect themselves. Since the “Reagan Revolution”<br />
unions have been under constant attack, with no<br />
help from the Democrats they supported. That is<br />
because union are, arguably, the best method to<br />
redistribute wealth in our nation; they created the<br />
home and car-owning “middle class” that has been<br />
disappearing. It is those people whose American<br />
Dream has been stolen who support the insurgent<br />
candidacies of Sanders and Trump.<br />
Well, you might ask, that might be true, but unions<br />
... art ...? And I say visit the Hospital Workers Local<br />
1199 hall in New York and check out the mosaic<br />
mural built around Frederick Douglass’s “Without<br />
struggle there is no progress.” Or the Benny Bufano<br />
mural at the ILWU Local 6 Hall in Oakland. Just to<br />
mention two I know well. Unions have promoted<br />
worker culture and art since before the Depression,<br />
with annual festivals in Washington and the Bay<br />
Area. When I was a union official we produced<br />
special edition union newsletters celebrating our<br />
worker-artists, writers, actors, singers. Labor educators,<br />
training generations of union leaders, routinely<br />
MURAL An allegorical work by artist Benny Bufano<br />
dominates one wall of the ILWU Hall 6 in Oakland, Cal.<br />
Photo provided<br />
include film and fiction, and teach hard-bitten shop<br />
stewards to write poetry. Here’s a haiku written by<br />
a Bay Area fast food worker that is life-changing; I<br />
gave them the first line:<br />
on the job today<br />
a customer yelled at me<br />
I spit in her food<br />
There have been hundreds, perhaps thousands, of<br />
working class artists who – like Artenol – reject crass<br />
commerciali<strong>sm</strong> and celebrate real people, who express<br />
their feelings through art. Yes, “It’s the culture,<br />
stupid,” including working class culture.<br />
Albert Lannon<br />
Retired Labor Educator, Laney College<br />
Former staff and local officer,<br />
International Longshore & Warehouse Union<br />
Via email<br />
August 7, 2016<br />
PayPal alternative<br />
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to use PayPal. Is there another way I can pay for a<br />
subscription?<br />
Richard Helmick<br />
Via email<br />
August 4, 2016<br />
Editor: Yes. In the PayPal window that opens after you<br />
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Contributors<br />
• Josie Demuth | The Equal Opportunist (page 33)<br />
Josie Demuth is an author whose books include Liggers<br />
and Dreamers (2015) and The Guest (2012).<br />
• Michelle Furyaka | The Consultant (page 14)<br />
As president of FURY Art Advisory, Michelle Furyaka<br />
has helped art institutions around the world organize<br />
strategies for creating and expanding collections of art.<br />
• Erica James | The Conservator (page 16)<br />
Erica James is an art conservator in private parctice, providing<br />
painting conservation services for art institutions<br />
and individuals. She is also a poet and technical editor.<br />
• Julia Kissina | We Don’t Give a Shit ... (page 57)<br />
A member of the Russian Samizdat movement during<br />
the 1980s and ’90s, author and artist Julia Kissina is also<br />
the creator of The Dead Artist’s Society. Her books include<br />
Elephantina’s Moscow Years and Shadows Cast People.<br />
• Laurie Knoop | Snap, Crackle and Pop Art (page 37)<br />
Food stylist and producer Laurie Knoop owns Studio 129<br />
in New York City, where she styles food for photography<br />
and video for clients like Savory, Food and Wine, Culture<br />
Magazine, Simon and Schuster, and Harper Collins.<br />
• Gary Krimershmoys | The Investor (page 20)<br />
A provider of holistic wealth management services, with<br />
a focus on socially-responsible investing, Gary Krimershmoys<br />
worked for years in capital markets. He has also<br />
facilitated art exhibits and is the publisher of Artenol.<br />
• Alex Melamid | Rethinking Art (page 24)<br />
One half of the famed Russian art duo Komar and Melamid,<br />
Alex Melamid has continued to create art on his<br />
own since 2013. In 2015, he founded Artenol magazine.<br />
• Walker Mimms | Good Heaven! ... (page 52)<br />
Walker Mimms is a writer living in Nashville. He is also<br />
Artenol’s assistant editor.<br />
• David Pryce-Jones | The Human Dimension (page 9)<br />
David Pryce-Jones is a noted author and editor for<br />
National Review. His books include Betrayal: France, the<br />
Arabs, and the Jews (2006) and Fault Lines (2015).<br />
• Chris Ramirez | Scene (page 42)<br />
A freelance photographer and journalist for The New York<br />
Times, the Discovery Channel, The Wall Street Journal and<br />
others, Chris Ramirez is also a volunteer firefighter for a<br />
<strong>sm</strong>all community in upstate New York.<br />
• Stan Tymorek | Fraught Couture (page 45)<br />
Stan Tymorek is an author, copywriter and editor of<br />
several volumes of poetry for Abrams. He was formerly<br />
creative director for Lands’ End.<br />
• Zinovy Zinik | The Hidden Hand (page 38)<br />
A Moscow-born novelist and critic who lives in London,<br />
Zinovy Zinik is a regular contributor to The Times Literary<br />
Supplement and BBC radio, and is Artenol’s British editor.<br />
FALL 2016
Opener<br />
The human dimension<br />
By David Pryce-Jones<br />
My family shares a<br />
house in Florence, the city<br />
of the high art of the Italian<br />
Renaissance. To go into<br />
the museums and churches<br />
there is to be in touch with<br />
the Old Masters, and the<br />
experience has the effect<br />
of making you sense that<br />
there is more to life<br />
than you thought.<br />
And that, I take it, is the purpose of all art. Writing novels<br />
as I do, I have learned that no matter whether the theme<br />
is positive or negative, success depends on being able to<br />
create this mysterious sense inherent in good art that life<br />
would offer more if only you reached out for it.<br />
The Old Masters had an advantage: They were religious,<br />
or at least worked in an atmosphere of religious<br />
faith. Over a period of four or five hundred years, the<br />
core subject of painting was the fate of every human<br />
being after his or her death, either salvation or damnation.<br />
Angels and beauty on one side of the picture<br />
or fresco, demons and ugliness on the other side. Put<br />
another way, art used to be akin to worship, a paying<br />
of respects to whoever or whatever gave the artist his<br />
gifts. Like the huge majority of people today, I am an<br />
agnostic, which means a lot of hard work to find in<br />
today’s art the moral equivalent of faith.<br />
A great friend in Florence was Sidney Alexander,<br />
alas, no longer with us. A big man in every sense, also<br />
shambling and shambolic, he had fought in the U.S.<br />
infantry in Italy during the war, and stayed on afterwards<br />
on the scheme organized by Senator Fulbright<br />
to pay the university education of every ex-serviceman<br />
who wanted it. A man of the widest culture, Sidney<br />
played the flute and gave concerts, learned Latin in addition<br />
to Italian and created impeccable translations of<br />
the Odes of Horace and the classic work of the Renaissance<br />
historian Francesco Guicciardini that have both<br />
been published by a university press. He also wrote<br />
the biography of Marc Chagall. His special study,<br />
however, was Michelangelo, about whom he published<br />
several books. One day, he agreed to guide me<br />
on an explanatory tour of the works of Michelangelo<br />
that are to be seen around Florence. Standing in front<br />
of the famous statue of the young biblical David sizing<br />
up the shot that will kill Goliath, he quoted some lines<br />
from a poem by Michelangelo to the effect that a “Yes”<br />
and a “No” moved him equally. Sidney was saying<br />
that Michelangelo’s greatness lay in his understanding<br />
that the difference between the good and the bad is an<br />
issue for human beings, not God.<br />
In my mind’s eye, I still see Sidney turning to me<br />
CUBISM<br />
SQUARED<br />
Read Sidney<br />
Alexander’s poem,<br />
“Portrait of the<br />
Artist’s Child in<br />
a Predicament,”<br />
published in The<br />
New Yorker, at<br />
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to utter one of his deepest convictions: “Few things are<br />
more bogus than modern art.” The cause of this dereliction<br />
is the playing of games with everything that comprises<br />
the human being, the face and the body, the setting<br />
and the landscape. The artist is informing you that<br />
character and moral judgment are unimportant, and all<br />
you need know is how clever the artist himself is.<br />
It would make a good subject for a book to try to<br />
pinpoint why and how and when the arts all lost their<br />
human dimension: Painting went non-figurative, music<br />
forsook melody, poetry abandoned rhyme, architecture<br />
meant building machines for living, and so on. It’s a<br />
hundred years since the Dada movement reduced men<br />
and women to absurdity, which may perhaps have been<br />
a pacifist sneer of superiority to a world waging the First<br />
World War. I suspect that Picasso and Cubi<strong>sm</strong> have a<br />
lot to answer for, as well. Soviet realist art showed men<br />
and women as mere cogs in the machinery of Five Year<br />
Plans. At the same time, the art of the Old Masters has<br />
been effectively di<strong>sm</strong>issed as irrelevant. Anyone who<br />
might try to follow the great tradition would be mocked<br />
as a romantic, a dupe engaged in meaningless beautification,<br />
a grievous fault in the view of the politically<br />
correct. The world has become horrible and frightening,<br />
runs this line of thought, and art should therefore reflect<br />
it. The new does not succeed the old, but degrades<br />
and throttles it. Trying to invent organizing principles<br />
that would garner status in academia, critics confect<br />
whole categories and movements of uglification, such<br />
as Brutali<strong>sm</strong> or Minimali<strong>sm</strong>. Conceptual art is the outcome<br />
of the kindergarten teacher’s encouragement that<br />
everyone is an artist just because they say they are, and<br />
there’s no need for all that tiresome preparation.<br />
Not long ago, I found myself in Bilbao and took the<br />
risk of visiting the Guggenheim Museum there. Supposedly<br />
a showpiece of Modernist architecture designed<br />
by someone very famous and much applauded,<br />
the museum is an assemblage of irregular caverns in<br />
which you immediately become a disconsolate wanderer<br />
in search of order which is not there. Up on the<br />
third floor, as I recall, the caverns were more like warehouses<br />
in which were stacked huge and oddly shaped<br />
but overpowering red lumps, the work of someone else<br />
very famous and much applauded. Leaving this museum,<br />
you could only conclude that art and humanity<br />
are dead, laid out in a mortifying Kafkaesque setting.<br />
CAVERNOUS The Guggenheim Bilbao, universally acclaimed as one of<br />
the contemporary art world’s great museums, strikes some visitors as<br />
Moderni<strong>sm</strong> on a dehumanizing scale. Guggenheim Bilbao photo<br />
See a video about<br />
the Bilbao museum<br />
at artenol.org.<br />
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The museum is an assemblage of<br />
irregular caverns in which you immediately<br />
become a disconsolate wanderer in search<br />
of order which is not there.<br />
The Royal Academy of Arts was once the protective<br />
haven of tradition that its name suggests. Here is the<br />
announcement of its forthcoming exhibition: “Abstract<br />
Expressioni<strong>sm</strong> will forever be associated with the restlessly<br />
inventive energy of 1950s New York. Artists like<br />
Pollock, Rothko and de Kooning broke from accepted<br />
conventions to unleash a new sense of confidence in<br />
modern painting. Experience the scale, color and energy<br />
of their radical creations in this the first major survey<br />
of the movement in the U.K. since 1957.”<br />
Abstract Expressioni<strong>sm</strong> is a phrase that would have<br />
sent my friend Sidney into a disquisition about bogusness.<br />
For a start, the two words have no genuine association<br />
and have been shunted together to give an<br />
appearance of scholarship. Far from being restlessly<br />
inventive, the three identified artists were dealing in<br />
splodges and stripes connected, if at all, to interior<br />
decoration rather than painting. A new sense of confidence<br />
implies an old lack of it, now being resolved.<br />
That phrase, and the co-opted nouns “scale, color and<br />
energy,” amount to a euphemistic way of concealing<br />
the role of the agents and dealers and collectors who<br />
have made a market in these painters, and buy and sell<br />
their canvases as ersatz stocks. The only thing that is<br />
radical is the sum of money put into speculations of<br />
the kind. I know one collector who spent a hundred<br />
thousand pounds on a picture so constructed that it<br />
would fall to pieces and disintegrate so that after ten<br />
years nothing would be left of it. To buy a picture in<br />
order to boast that money is no object to the purchaser<br />
goes way beyond ordinary bogusness.<br />
I conclude with a shaft of good news. There are two<br />
art schools in Florence engaged in counter-revolution,<br />
that is to say teaching technique as it was taught and<br />
practised in the time of the Old Masters. Graduating<br />
from these classes, students should be able to restore<br />
to art the human element and the moral judgment that<br />
goes with it. We will all be the better for it. n<br />
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Artenol’s campaign<br />
to reinvigorate art<br />
MAKE ART GREAT AGAIN
THE CONSULTANT<br />
With this issue of Artenol, we address the perplexing problem of contemporary art’s general banality.<br />
Time was when art played a central role in the lives of everyday people, but no longer. To rescue<br />
art from this malaise, to restore it to its former greatness, Artenol asked FURY Art Advisory, a leading<br />
research firm, to tackle the task of “making art great again.” We proposed that the company<br />
address the issue as though the Museum of Modern Art were its client. Michelle Furyaka, FURY’s president and<br />
CEO, and her team created this report, an analysis of the issue with suggestions for resolving it, as she would<br />
have done for any of FURY’s Fortune 500 clients. We believe it offers a fresh perspective on the issue. – Editor<br />
The Museum of Modern Art ( moma) is one<br />
of the largest and most influential museums in the<br />
world, housing more than 150,000 works of art as well<br />
as a film archive and an extensive library.<br />
It is evident that this museum is the world<br />
authority on modern art. Since 1929, when<br />
founded by Abigail “Abby” Rockefeller, the museum<br />
and its exhibitions have been captivating the public<br />
with legendary artists like Van Gogh and Picasso. It’s<br />
no wonder its early founders were called the “daring<br />
girls.” Today this renowned art institution is once<br />
By Michelle<br />
Furyaka<br />
again tasked with a “daring” assignment:<br />
to investigate and develop a well-defined<br />
strategy for “making art great again.”<br />
Proposal: FURY Art Advisory was selected<br />
based on their expertise in the art industry.<br />
As a potential partner, they will<br />
conduct a series of research initiatives<br />
and offer a solution on how to “make art<br />
great again.” Consulting firms are often brought in to<br />
conduct market research and present museums and<br />
non-profits with their findings. Analytical findings<br />
allow clients to understand exactly what is happening<br />
in the marketplace, thus enabling them to make<br />
decisions based on that data.<br />
FURY will analyze<br />
the musuem’s<br />
assets and identify<br />
qualifications that<br />
make artists ‘great.’<br />
developing superior strategies, the MoMA chooses<br />
FURY as a strategic partner.<br />
Solution: To help MoMA tackle distracting forces and<br />
misinterpretations worldwide, FURY will provide<br />
a comprehensive offering from its suite of integrated<br />
solutions. This includes a review of the history of<br />
the museum and the original pioneering spirit of its<br />
founders. Market conditions for artists and collectors<br />
are far better today than in the days following the<br />
Great Depression when the museum first opened.<br />
Therefore, FURY will evaluate current<br />
market conditions and present studies on<br />
qualifying artists, based on various technical<br />
and functional skill sets. They will<br />
also provide an analysis of public opinion<br />
and awareness, as well as a forecast of<br />
collector trends and reliable investments.<br />
FURY will conduct an extensive study of<br />
other art institutions and will arrive at a<br />
specific roadmap for “making art great again.” FURY<br />
will also test various focus groups and will perform<br />
a root-cause analysis to identify issues and obstacles.<br />
Findings will be shared, viable solutions will be proposed<br />
and a viable roadmap will be selected and implemented.<br />
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Business challenge: MoMA wants to “make art great<br />
again,” but is challenged with the presence of various<br />
distractions in the market and various market<br />
barriers. Many people are dissatisfied with the direction<br />
art has taken. MoMA needs real-time insights<br />
into the current art market and a clear analysis of<br />
the public’s perception. It is also extremely important<br />
to build a strong awareness and attract followers<br />
to this initiative. The museum wants to explore the<br />
option of starting a movement, an art collective that<br />
would “make art great again.” Recognizing FURY’s<br />
deep knowledge of the art market and its expertise in<br />
Strategy: During the discovery phase of the project,<br />
FURY will endeavor to understand and gather information<br />
from MoMA regarding why this initiative<br />
is important to them, and what it will mean to them<br />
once it is accomplished. FURY will also analyze the<br />
musuem’s assets and identify qualifications that make<br />
artists “great.” Some qualifications, like technical expertise,<br />
effective communication, understanding of<br />
cultural values, and in-depth emotional connection to<br />
work and career path, will be measured. These findings<br />
will be shared with other art institutions around the<br />
world and a global grading system will be developed<br />
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QUANTIFYING “GREATNESS”<br />
To establish a comprehensive profile for great art, FURY Art Advisory conducted a series of evaluations of art and artists in the Museum<br />
of Modern Art’s collection during the discovery phase of the project. Two sample asses<strong>sm</strong>ents – one deemed highly normative, the other<br />
far less so – are presented below.<br />
n Rembrandt van Rijn (1606-1669)<br />
n Alexandre Cabanel (1823-1889)<br />
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This famed Dutch painter sets the standard for great<br />
art. Evaluated using 10 key art-related criteria, Rembrandt<br />
rated a 9.3 on the FURY Greatness Quotient<br />
(FGQ) scale.<br />
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An academic painter of historic, allegorical and<br />
portrait works in the Beaux-Arts style, Cabanel only<br />
achieved a 4.1 on the FGQ scale, well below the<br />
“greatness” mean of 7.3.<br />
8<br />
6<br />
4<br />
2<br />
8<br />
6<br />
4<br />
2<br />
0<br />
Technical skill<br />
Functional<br />
viability<br />
Originality<br />
Complexity<br />
of work<br />
Cultural value<br />
Effective relay<br />
of message<br />
Career longevity<br />
Emotional connection<br />
with viewer<br />
Market value<br />
Influence<br />
among peers<br />
TRENDS IN “GREATNESS”<br />
FURY tracked annual visits to view works that scored 7.3 or higher on the FSQ scale in selected musuems around the country over four<br />
decades. The results provide a picture of the appeal of great works over time. It can be seen that since the 1970s, Pop Art’s greatness<br />
has grown steadily, while Rennaisance art, despite its high FSQ rating, has remained largely flat.<br />
Total visits<br />
70M<br />
60M<br />
50M<br />
40M<br />
30M<br />
20M<br />
10M<br />
0<br />
Rennaisance<br />
Neoclassical<br />
Impressioni<strong>sm</strong><br />
Cubi<strong>sm</strong><br />
Abstract Expressioni<strong>sm</strong><br />
Pop Art<br />
1970 1975 1980 1985 1990 1995 2000 2005 2010 2015<br />
Charts and data courtesy FURY Art Advisory<br />
0<br />
Technical skill<br />
Functional<br />
viability<br />
Originality<br />
Complexity<br />
of work<br />
Cultural value<br />
Effective relay<br />
of message<br />
Career longevity<br />
Emotional connection<br />
with viewer<br />
Market value<br />
Influence<br />
among peers<br />
THE CONSULTING TEAM<br />
FURY Art Advisory (FAA) has built a<br />
strong reputation for successfully<br />
helping private collectors and worldrenowned<br />
art institutions build collections<br />
with a mission and develop<br />
strategic projects. Clients include the<br />
Furyaka<br />
Garage Museum of Contemporary Art in Moscow,<br />
the Clark Art Institute in Williamstown, Mass., and<br />
the Barnes Foundation in Philadelphia.<br />
Michelle Furyaka, president and CEO of FAA, has<br />
worked with clients in Moscow, New York, Berlin<br />
and London. Under her guidance, FAA has advised<br />
collectors and institutions in making educated acquisitions<br />
when expanding existing collections or when<br />
branching out into other art styles and genres. An<br />
art collector herself who was born in Russia, Furyaka,<br />
favors work by the Soviet-era Nonconformist artists.<br />
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ENGAGED Visitors to the Musuem of Modern Art<br />
crowd its second-floor galleries in search of great art.<br />
Ingfbruno photo<br />
so that artists, museums and the public can all collaborate<br />
and be part of the “make art great again”<br />
initiative.<br />
Expected results: The engagement with FURY<br />
Art Advisory provided a head start for MoMA. The<br />
benchmarking study allowed the museum to develop<br />
superior and effective plans to achieve their<br />
specific goals. MoMA set out to start a movement<br />
to “make art great again.” Through various social<br />
media campaigns, the museum and its affiliates<br />
were able to create an awareness of the initiative.<br />
The various marketing campaigns conducted by<br />
FURY created a following for the museum’s mission.<br />
People who are dissatisfied with the direction<br />
art is taking now have a cause to join. FURY’s<br />
proposed grading system and plans for “making<br />
art great again” will be published on the MoMA’s<br />
website. FURY also suggested beginning a dialogue<br />
with emerging artists to engage the public<br />
in their creative process. Research indicates that<br />
many people feel art is meaningless because they<br />
don’t understand what the artist is trying to convey.<br />
FURY determined that this gap can be closed<br />
by examining previous art movements and quantifying<br />
the way they were initially received by the<br />
public. FURY Art Advisory will demonstrate that<br />
change is necessary in order to make art meaningful<br />
and thus “great again.” What remains is for<br />
MoMA to implement recommended strategies and<br />
launch the “great art” roadmap.<br />
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THE CONSERVATOR<br />
Almost every single artifact in a museum on<br />
exhibition (of any age) has had intervention.<br />
The department that stabilizes artwork so it<br />
can be exhibited without its condition being<br />
questioned is the museum conservation department.<br />
Art conservators are different than art restorers. The<br />
difference is best highlighted in the following example.<br />
If one has a sword blade with spot areas of corrosion,<br />
a conservator would treat those tiny areas and not<br />
By Erica<br />
James<br />
re-galvanize it (an act of restoration). Theoretically,<br />
conservators don’t need things to<br />
look new. This is done for a variety of reasons.<br />
In terms of the sword blade, the existing metal is<br />
the original material; in preserving this material, the<br />
conservator maintains the value (monetary and otherwise)<br />
of the sword. More importantly, this less invasive<br />
approach preserves the material for future scholarship,<br />
etc.<br />
Allow me to briefly give you a bit of background. I<br />
have been engaged in the art conservation field for 26<br />
years, starting when I first became (passionately) interested<br />
at age 18. I completed undergraduate work in<br />
studio art, art history and chemistry, before going on<br />
to graduate school where I specialized in painting conservation<br />
with an interest in modern materials. Two<br />
more fellowships followed, and then private practice<br />
and a position in a museum. Typically, a painting conservator<br />
would keep a position like that for life. I was<br />
out in less than five years.<br />
The question is why? It wasn’t the fact that in a field<br />
that is 95 percent female, males hold most of the positions<br />
as heads of museum conservation labs. As ingrained<br />
as sexi<strong>sm</strong> is in the museum world, that wasn’t<br />
the reason. The reason was that as time dragged by in<br />
my dream job, I gradually started to sense the workings,<br />
the light thrum and the endless combustion of<br />
a “Museum Value Machine.” Think of the nonsensical<br />
machine paintings by the early 20th-century artist<br />
Francis Picabia. A Picabia machine is incredibly detailed.<br />
Exacting, elegant and specific. And people stand<br />
back and admire its specificity. There is only one problem.<br />
The machine doesn’t work, and its dysfunctionality<br />
is systemic. One plug fires, creating movement in a<br />
wheel whose only output is noise and a requirement<br />
for more action. The situation with museum conservation<br />
is like that, but even more complicated. Think of<br />
one of those strange vehicles (only more heavily detailed)<br />
from an early Mad Max film. Hoses, wires and<br />
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tubes in abundance. If one piece was removed, the mechanical<br />
puzzle would be incomplete. So it is with the<br />
Museum Value Machine.<br />
Typically, art conservation in the museum environment<br />
isn’t about the art, although it plays a pivotal role<br />
in how art is valued. If art conservation isn’t about art,<br />
what, then is it about? How does the Museum Value<br />
Machine transform the manifestation of a creative act<br />
into a thing so specialized and rarified that its most significant<br />
valuation is monetary?<br />
The more specialized and rarified a museum’s art<br />
product appears to be, the more luxurious it becomes.<br />
Who can afford such luxury? People who have money<br />
– in the case of art, a lot of money. And thus the<br />
inflation of art value by the Museum<br />
Value Machine dictates big museum<br />
(and <strong>sm</strong>all museum) policy.<br />
As conservators, we are expected to<br />
be completely devoid of interest in this<br />
monetary valuation. Art conservators<br />
aren’t appraisers. My classic response<br />
to a private client who asks if something<br />
is worth conserving (i.e., will<br />
cost less to conserve than it is worth)<br />
is, “If it’s worth it to you, it’s worth it.”<br />
But often, museum conservation will<br />
increase the monetary value of an artifact.<br />
This added value is highly disruptive<br />
to the conservation psyche that<br />
prides itself in being neutral or simply<br />
absent when the valuation of art comes<br />
into play.<br />
In order to understand the big<br />
picture of Museum Value Machine<br />
pathology, one must go behind the<br />
scenes. First, who works in a museum?<br />
On top are board members who have<br />
big art collections and dictate policy<br />
so their collections, often stored at the<br />
museum for free, are in a secure place.<br />
Board members also give money to purchase artworks<br />
whose acquisition by a museum not only increases the<br />
value of the artwork acquired, but perhaps also increases<br />
that of artworks that already reside at the museum.<br />
Museum board members curry the most favor<br />
because they not only have artwork that may someday<br />
be donated to the museum, but they also have money;<br />
and art and money are the fuel that make the Museum<br />
Value Machine go.<br />
Next in line is the museum director, who executes<br />
the vision of the board and heroically shuffles and reorganizes<br />
the employees. Museum directors also have<br />
I gradually started to<br />
sense the workings,<br />
the light thrum and the<br />
endless combustion of a<br />
‘Museum Value Machine.’<br />
Think of the nonsensical<br />
machine paintings by<br />
the early 20th-century<br />
artist Francis Picabia.<br />
an important say in who the musuem’s curators are.<br />
The curators manage respective collections based on<br />
their art history expertise and are in charge of coming<br />
up with exhibition ideas, maintaining relationships<br />
with other institutions to facilitate loans, buying new<br />
artwork and sometimes deaccessioning pieces. They<br />
also maintain relationships with the board and fulfill<br />
board requests. If a board member can get his or her<br />
artwork into an exhibition, its exposure increases its<br />
potential monetary value. Alternatively, if an exhibition<br />
can be founded on a specific group of paintings,<br />
their exposure – and value – also goes up.<br />
In other words, the strategic handling and promotion<br />
of artwork in a collection potentially increases<br />
its value for present and potential<br />
owners – board members and museums,<br />
respectively. A rising tide does,<br />
indeed, lift all boats. And the curator<br />
is beholden to board member requests<br />
because those board members<br />
not only have the money to purchase<br />
other artworks (hear the heavy gavel<br />
drop down at your local art retailer),<br />
but also have art collections that may<br />
eventually come to the museum. The<br />
curator does everything to make sure<br />
the board members are appeased. This<br />
can include a whole range of activities,<br />
from professional discussions about<br />
the management of a board member’s<br />
collection, to the facilitation of a board<br />
member’s private event at the museum<br />
after hours.<br />
For all intents and purposes, curatorial<br />
activities serve as the oil for the<br />
Museum Value Machine – constantly<br />
lubricating the works to minimize any<br />
sort of friction.<br />
And who are the curators in<br />
charge of? Well, us. The outwardly<br />
high-minded, and inwardly hand-wringing, conservators.<br />
The only power that conservators have in a museum<br />
is a claim to this high-minded specificity. Art conservators<br />
“treat” paintings and objects for exhibition.<br />
We take something that isn’t up to snuff and propagate<br />
the myth that it is exactly as the artist intended. That it<br />
hasn’t aged. We blind people with science and include<br />
the results in glossy catalogues on exhibitions that are<br />
no more in our control than are the laws of physics.<br />
Make no mistake about it, however. Conservators are<br />
tradespeople. We fix things. We may use an enormous<br />
amount of science to do it (making us seem all the<br />
See a video on<br />
conserving modern<br />
art at artenol.org.<br />
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MAKING IT LOOK GOOD<br />
In preserving an art object, conservators use<br />
tested methods that restore the item to as close to<br />
its original condition as possible for as long a period<br />
as possible. Guidelines included applying minimal<br />
intervention, using appropriate materials and<br />
reversible methods, and fully documenting whatever<br />
work is done.<br />
Because preservation<br />
techniques improve<br />
over time, emphasis<br />
is now placed on the<br />
reversibility of the<br />
conservation processes<br />
employed. That<br />
reduces potential<br />
problems for future<br />
CLEANUP The conservation lab at the Smithsonian<br />
American Art Museum, above, is a typical facility for<br />
conservation and restoration of valuable artworks.<br />
At left, an icon is gently cleaned with a cotton swab<br />
and distilled water. wikimedia.org photos<br />
treatments. Conservation is usually reserved for<br />
works of historial or aesthetic importance; their rarity,<br />
representativeness and communicative power are<br />
also taken into consideration by conservators.<br />
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more specialized and rarified), but we basically make<br />
those things the museum so desperately needs on its<br />
walls look presentable. This often increases the value<br />
of the artwork.<br />
Here is an example of how the conservation section of<br />
the Museum Value Machine works. A modern painting<br />
is going out on loan. The curator assigns it to a modern<br />
painting conservator to be conserved. The curator<br />
comes in and stands over the painting with the conservator<br />
and ruminates on how it should look. Intervening<br />
too much, altering it too severely could decrease a painting’s<br />
value. A difficulty arises when mounting a large<br />
exhibition and paintings in a wide variety of conditions<br />
come from all over. The perfectly adequate painting my<br />
curator has pales in comparison to the pristine, relatively<br />
untouched painting that another museum is lending<br />
and (as it happens) will be placed right next to it. The<br />
couch looked great until I purchased those new drapes.<br />
And it isn’t a matter of moving the painting. These exhibitions<br />
are painstakingly planned out with every painting<br />
in the same position in every venue – false walls<br />
abound. It’s all about context, people. Or better yet, as<br />
in retail, location is everything.<br />
This is where it gets very noisy in the conservation<br />
section of the Museum Value Machine. The pressure<br />
to make a painting look presentable applies not only<br />
to itself, but to itself in comparison with its exhibition<br />
neighbors, and to a potential increase in its value. Pressure<br />
also comes from the board to mount a successful<br />
exhibition (not to mention the fact that if a board member<br />
is lending an artwork to the exhibition, it will be<br />
conserved for free) and from the public who has been<br />
conditioned to expect blockbuster exhibitions.<br />
By the way, the museum world pretty much assumes<br />
that while the average visitor may not know<br />
anything about art, he or she does understand “bigger<br />
is better.” Museums know that will draw crowds. The<br />
message museums put out to the general public isn’t<br />
something like “As a public institution, we act on your<br />
behalf to bring you an art experience that we hope will<br />
add meaning to your life.” It’s more along the lines of<br />
“This exhibition was brought to you by us. It’s a rare<br />
opportunity to see this artwork made by this popular<br />
artist during this time! Thank goodness it’s only our<br />
board that has paintings of this artist from this specific<br />
era, or we would never know what the artwork from<br />
this most rudimentary period was like! Let’s make it a<br />
blue-chip extravaganza!”<br />
The Museum Value Machine isn’t about the philanthropic<br />
sharing of art for the betterment of humanity.<br />
It is about the calculated sharing and borrowing of<br />
artwork to increase its exposure and monetary value.<br />
And conservation is a tool of this pragmati<strong>sm</strong>, serving<br />
as a sort of “check engine” light, should some portion<br />
of the museum machine require a tune-up.<br />
In a museum, there is always a ton of money, and no<br />
money at all. I worked for one institution with a billion-dollar<br />
endowment where its highest paid employee<br />
– the director, of course – was earning sometimes<br />
625% more than its lowest-paid employees (nearly<br />
everyone else). The glory days of a member of the social<br />
register taking one dollar a year to head a museum<br />
By the way, the museum world pretty<br />
much assumes that while the average visitor<br />
may not know anything about art, he or<br />
she does understand ‘bigger is better.’<br />
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are over. The days of that same director taking time to<br />
walk through the museum to check on the guard who<br />
was recently in the hospital are also long gone.<br />
While money always seems to be found to buy artwork<br />
at an inflated price, efforts to locate funds to provide<br />
a museum’s lowest-paid workers with a living<br />
wage are never made. It is a myth, really, that there is<br />
no money to be earned in the art world. There definitely<br />
is – just not for anyone who isn’t already wealthy. The<br />
romantic image of the starving artist and the glamour of<br />
the art world all play into the mystification<br />
of the museum world experience.<br />
Art conservation contributes<br />
to this mystification in a big way by<br />
simply fixing things and then tarting<br />
up the process with a lot of science<br />
and jargon. The conservation process<br />
is not without real value, but its practicality<br />
can assume a sanctimonious<br />
gloss under these conditions.<br />
The Museum Value Machine increases<br />
monetary value by conserving<br />
artwork, but it also contributes<br />
to increasing mystique by adopting<br />
a minimally invasive “hands-off”<br />
approach to the preservation of<br />
art. For example, there is no <strong>sm</strong>all<br />
amount of discussion involved in<br />
conserving a painting. Conservators<br />
may make very little compared to<br />
higher-level staff, but can wax philosophical<br />
about original intent and<br />
sing the praises of reversing “chemical<br />
degradation.”<br />
The irony here is that one would<br />
think that this intervention corresponds to the age of an<br />
artwork, that it is directly proportional to it – and that is<br />
often the case. The conservators of several-centuries-old<br />
“old yellow paintings” work very hard (sincerely so) to<br />
make them presentable to the public. But with the advent<br />
of newer materials used in newer works came new<br />
problems, and conservators of 20th-century works have<br />
their work cut out for them preserving modern and contemporary<br />
art. Such work also happens to have some of<br />
the highest valuations in art.<br />
For example, we modern conservators fret about<br />
the aging of materials that came into use during the<br />
last century (one word: plastics) and will do a bit less<br />
to conserve them because, well, who knows what to<br />
do? But you will rarely find a painting conservator<br />
admitting as much. Instead, the myth is perpetuated<br />
that we do less with modern work because we want<br />
DREAM JOB Conservator Erica<br />
James carefully cleans a contemporary<br />
art piece for eventual display in<br />
a museum. Photo courtesy Erica James<br />
to stay true to the original intent of the artist and that<br />
intent was ... to be ... abstract and conceptual. Again,<br />
not entirely disingenuous, but in the finer workings of<br />
the Museum Value Machine, these nuances enhance<br />
the art world’s mystique. Think of it as detailing the<br />
Museum Value Machine. It needn’t work to look good.<br />
By the time you get to contemporary art, the materials<br />
are so unpredictable in their longevity, and some of<br />
the artwork is so devoid of craft<strong>sm</strong>anship and – here’s<br />
the kicker – the value so HIGH, who even wants to<br />
touch them?<br />
Of course, the spin remains the<br />
same: We do less because we want to<br />
stay true to the original intent of the<br />
artist. And we don’t know what that<br />
is because it is all so ... conceptual.<br />
This becomes quite ephemeral<br />
when, for example, a conservator<br />
of contemporary art is the keeper of<br />
an “idea” by the artist. So, when the<br />
artwork has to be conserved, somehow<br />
the conservator lets the idea<br />
emerge from his or her lips like a<br />
Pythian priestess. Ideas are important,<br />
and intellectual property is, too.<br />
But it all gets very vague, contrived<br />
and practiced. If one has any common<br />
sense at all, it becomes quite<br />
apparent that a lot of this is made<br />
up. The emperor has no clothes.<br />
This wouldn’t be such a big deal<br />
if it wasn’t so insidious. But at the<br />
end of the day, like many things,<br />
it comes down to money. Because,<br />
although there are many ways to<br />
measure value, money is the driver for Museum Value<br />
Machine culture. Not freedom of expression, not passion,<br />
not beauty, not spirit, not creative drive, not intellectuali<strong>sm</strong>,<br />
not philosophy, not, not, not. Not anything<br />
you would expect or want it to be about. Most of all,<br />
what it isn’t about is the art.<br />
And, in those moments when one talks shop with<br />
other museum folks, precious few of them imbue the<br />
conversation with the following: “You know, it is just<br />
about the art for me. I just try to make it about the art.”<br />
The truth is, it never will be about the art in the Museum<br />
Value Machine’s infrastructure, because art only plays a<br />
very <strong>sm</strong>all role as fuel for the machine. Along with money,<br />
it is simply a currency that keeps museum culture<br />
running. And conservation, despite its best intentions, is<br />
never a means to an end, but only a barometer for what<br />
is best for any artifact by means of comparison. n<br />
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THE INVESTOR<br />
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My first child was born on March 30th,<br />
2008, at the Portland Hospital in London.<br />
It was a momentous occasion, of course,<br />
for more then the usual reasons. In the<br />
heat of the moment, I decided to spend the night after<br />
the birth with my wife in her private room. The nurse<br />
brought in a cot, but I tossed and turned, unable to<br />
sleep. The birth of my son wasn’t the cause of my restless.<br />
At a time when everything in my life was about to<br />
change, I was thinking that my job needed<br />
changing, too.<br />
I wanted to be a role model for my<br />
son. That night, I decided I would follow my passion.<br />
When my paternity leave was over, the next day at<br />
work, I scheduled a meeting with my boss to discuss<br />
the terms of my exit. I told him I was quitting my job as<br />
a financial broker.<br />
So began my circuitous path to socially-engaged art<br />
and socially-responsible investing. After spending my<br />
early childhood in the former Soviet Union and emigrating<br />
to the United States in 1981 at the age of 9,<br />
I instinctively knew that capitali<strong>sm</strong> worked and communi<strong>sm</strong><br />
didn’t. That was reinforced when, right after<br />
graduation from college, my first job was in that<br />
bastion of capitali<strong>sm</strong>, the stock market. Working initially<br />
as an option trader on the Philadelphia Stock<br />
Exchange, and then within a year moving on to the<br />
American Stock Exchange in New York, I bought the<br />
neo-liberal story hook, line and sinker. I religiously<br />
read the Wall Street Journal and hungrily consumed the<br />
works of Ayn Rand. All of my inherent preconceptions<br />
about economic and societal rights and wrongs were<br />
reinforced and amplified.<br />
A change in my ironclad life philosophy came during<br />
the eight years my wife and I lived in England. We<br />
moved to London in 2001, a couple of months before<br />
the attacks on 9/11. It was a fortuitous move because I<br />
might have still been working at the American Stock<br />
Exchange, about a block from the World Trade Center.<br />
In London, I dove headfirst into the world of capital<br />
markets, first as a stock option trader, then moving on<br />
to be a broker of credit derivatives and then structured<br />
credit derivatives. With each new year, I was making<br />
more money, moving up through the ranks, eventually<br />
heading the European brokerage team at the second<br />
biggest interdealer broker in the world. But something<br />
was missing. I found the days at work mind-numb-<br />
By Gary<br />
Krimershmoys<br />
ROLE MODEL Artenol’s publisher, Gary Krimershmoys,<br />
organizing the hanging of the magazine's recent "The<br />
Revolution Continues"show in Manhattan. Krimershmoys<br />
has found renewed purpose in socially responsible investing.<br />
Artenol photo<br />
MAKING A DIFFERENCE<br />
Here are a few things practitioners of sociallyengaged<br />
art and socially-responsible investing<br />
can learn from each other.<br />
n Socially engaged artists can tap into institutional<br />
pools of money, perhaps by offering art from<br />
funded projects for corporate collections. Though<br />
this can associate a project with a commercial<br />
entity, the impact the artist’s work has on the<br />
community is key. Donating pieces to the corporate<br />
sponsor serves a larger purpose.<br />
n Impact investment funds can incorporate<br />
artists and cultural nonprofits into urban renewal<br />
projects while engaging directly with underserved<br />
communities.<br />
n Artists are often adept at generating publicity.<br />
They can create interest in stories that the media<br />
might overlook. By teaming up with SRI funds,<br />
artists can highlight some of the biggest offenders<br />
in the corporate space. This can be similar to<br />
what Greenpeace does with polluters, but on a<br />
wider, multi-industry scale.<br />
Currently, both socially responsible investing and<br />
socially-engaged art are in the growth phase. In<br />
20 years, it's very likely both will be considered<br />
mainstream, no longer niche approaches in the<br />
larger systems where they operate.<br />
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It was the feeling of serenity that permeated<br />
my otherwise-frantic mind whenever I spent<br />
a few hours at a museum that won me over.<br />
ing and the nights entertaining clients (who mostly<br />
couldn’t talk about anything other then the markets or<br />
making and spending money) physically and emotionally<br />
abusive. I found that the lifestyle didn’t produce<br />
for me real, basic happiness.<br />
Another crack in my philosophical foundation<br />
formed when I saw that there could be an economic<br />
system different from Rand’s pure capitali<strong>sm</strong>. Experiencing<br />
the European economic experiment that mixed<br />
capitali<strong>sm</strong> and sociali<strong>sm</strong>, showed me, to my surprise,<br />
that people didn’t derive all of their happiness from<br />
economic prosperity. I started to believe that contentedness<br />
could be found in shared purposes and stories,<br />
more so than through the often-egocentric materiali<strong>sm</strong><br />
of financial success.<br />
With the birth of my son, I decided to extricate myself<br />
from the lucrative brokerage business. To achieve<br />
a deeper satisfaction in my working life, I inventoried<br />
my passions to see which of them might accommodate<br />
a career shift.<br />
After about a year of considerable soul searching, I<br />
settled on the art world. I was won over by the feeling<br />
of serenity that permeated my otherwise frantic mind<br />
whenever I spent a few hours at a museum. That,<br />
along with a few guided gallery tours and the start of a<br />
<strong>sm</strong>all art collection, became the foundation of my new<br />
career. My ego whispered, “If you can be successful<br />
in the cutthroat world of high-level finance, how hard<br />
can it be to succeed in the art world?” And so the next<br />
phase of my journey began.<br />
The art world seemed a mysterious cauldron of social<br />
commentary and engagement, human purpose<br />
and ego, vanity and an alternative-asset class. These<br />
contradictions drew me in, and I was soon managing<br />
an international art advisory business, and eventually<br />
a gallery in New York’s trendy Chelsea neighborhood.<br />
In my new career, I found chances to combine ideas<br />
of social progress with a business that had a spiritual<br />
joy to it as part of the cultural commentary. The appeal<br />
of contemporary art that had a social message and was<br />
politically engaged was manifested for me in the first<br />
pop-up exhibition I curated, one where I enabled Alex<br />
Melamid (the founder of Artenol) to “cure” people<br />
with the power of art through an entity called the Art<br />
Healing Ministry (AHM). Set up as a kind of gallery/<br />
dispensary, people could come to the AHM to get their<br />
maladies cured through the power of art.<br />
Other projects over the years ranged from the purely<br />
commercial to the purely conceptual. These had<br />
wide-ranging degrees of success, measured mostly<br />
by the yardstick of magazine reviews and occasional<br />
sales of artworks. The conclusion of my exhibition career<br />
came with a last show at Vohn Gallery, an exhibit<br />
called “AUTOIMMUNE.” Artworks shown diagnosed<br />
the human imprint on the world, as a doctor might diagnose<br />
a patient’s disease.<br />
One of the goals of AUTOIMMUNE was to examine<br />
current social questions, the cultural moment, with a<br />
fresh eye toward finding answers where none seemed<br />
forthcoming. There was also, looking back at on it, an<br />
unconscious pull toward combining art and medicine.<br />
That pull culminated in Artenol, as characterized by<br />
the magazine’s name (taking inspiration from the drug<br />
Tylenol).<br />
In the 1960s, “land art” combined natural elements<br />
in artistic ways to create pieces that lived and breathed<br />
in the environment they occupied. Going back further,<br />
Art Brut was a movement built on the ash heap of the<br />
Second World War, a rejection of a civilization that<br />
could perpetrate murder and genocide on an industrial<br />
scale. Art movements of this sort helped to create the<br />
recent wave of socially engaged art. These works use<br />
communities, collaboration, ephemerality and public<br />
engagement in a reaction, in my mind, to materiali<strong>sm</strong><br />
and the commodification of contemporary art.<br />
I've seen and appreciated the impact that socially-engaged<br />
art could have, from Paul Chen’s New<br />
Orleans performance of “Waiting for Godot” in the<br />
wake of Hurricane Katrina, to Theaster Gates’ projects<br />
in the blighted areas of Chicago and Rick Lowe’s<br />
effort to transform neglected shotgun houses in<br />
Houston into art.<br />
Realizing that this type of artist-instigated social impact,<br />
on a scale that mattered, can only be financed by<br />
cultural institutions, major non-profits and deep-pocketed<br />
commercial galleries (unlike the one that I was<br />
a part of), my research took me back to the world of<br />
finance, to those capital institutions that also tried to<br />
improve the environment, create social cohesion and<br />
foster corporate accountability. Their efforts seemed to<br />
have spiritual affinity with those artists that produced<br />
socially-engaged art.<br />
As artists try to change the course of society’s arc<br />
by influencing culture through empathy and a bit of<br />
spectacle, so do a few warriors in the financial sphere<br />
try to change the direction of the steamroller that is<br />
world finance. These entreprenuers’ efforts have been<br />
dubbed “Socially Responsible Investing” (SRI). The<br />
Find a link to<br />
an article on<br />
socially responsible<br />
investing<br />
in Forbes at<br />
artenol.org.<br />
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field also has other strategies that fall under the<br />
same umbrella, with names like “Sustainable and<br />
Responsible Investing” and “Environmental, Social<br />
and Governance” screening.<br />
SRI pioneers, possibly taking a cue from the early<br />
Abolitionists’ rejection of the slave trade, created a<br />
movement that was a key in dealing a death blow<br />
to the apartheid regime of South Africa. These investors<br />
are currently dealing with some of society’s<br />
most pressing issues, like the impact of human activity<br />
on the environment, the role of finance in society<br />
and income inequality.<br />
Currently, it’s institutional investors like pension<br />
funds and major non-profits that are largely leading<br />
the SRI revolution. These funds try to foment change<br />
by pooling their shares and voting as a bloc for progressive<br />
resolutions put before company boards.<br />
They use the media to build pressure for change, and<br />
they engage with communities where companies<br />
operate and are headquartered. By using these techniques,<br />
SRI investors can successfully demand inclusion<br />
of those communities into company mandates.<br />
In this sphere, a positive version of trickle-down<br />
economics is becoming increasingly common. SRI<br />
strategies are being adopted more and more by individual<br />
investors. The cutting-edge of the movement<br />
is “Impact” investing, where investors can put<br />
their money directly into projects they find appealing.<br />
The result is something like a merger of philanthropy<br />
and investment – a pairing that at one time<br />
was considered an unholy marriage.<br />
Today, American society faces a choice between<br />
two paths. One path leads to fear, separation, materiali<strong>sm</strong><br />
and violence. The other moves toward an<br />
understanding that humans are part of an interconnected<br />
whole that comprises life on this planet, and<br />
advocates cohesion and environmental stewardship.<br />
Both socially responsible investing and socially<br />
engaged art have a part to play in the second trajectory.<br />
Even if they don’t work perfectly, the intention<br />
of both fields is noble and worth supporting. If<br />
the financial industry can show a soft side through<br />
SRI, socially engaged art can be one of the beacons<br />
that draws participants away from the status quo<br />
and into a less-commoditized, more open and embracing<br />
art world.<br />
My assertion and hope is that, in 20 years, socially<br />
responsible investing and socially engaged art<br />
will no longer comprise a niche investment strategy<br />
but will be a viable part of the global financial<br />
mainstream.<br />
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THE ARTWORKER<br />
They’re as much a part of our art museum<br />
experience as are white walls and hushed,<br />
expansive interiors. We look beyond them,<br />
moving from one displayed piece to another,<br />
careful to keep a respectful distance.<br />
When we do notice musuem guards, they seem bored,<br />
vaguely disdainful, footsore. Roused from lethargy,<br />
they proffer directions to the restrooms or reprimand<br />
the visitor who tries to touch. They all seem vaguely<br />
By Rowling the same – salaried employees doing a<br />
Dord job that, like any other, is both a grind<br />
and a paycheck.<br />
But Artenol has uncovered one musuem guard who<br />
is not what he seems. He is an artist whose art is a kind<br />
of unending performance, a marathon of tedium spent<br />
in commune with some of the art world’s great masterworks.<br />
He sees his presence as one element that, for<br />
museumgoers, makes great art great. He agreed to talk<br />
about his work, though he asked that we not use his<br />
name or mention where he is employed, saying only<br />
that he is “on exhibit” 40 hours a week at a major museum<br />
in the New York area. Our interview took place<br />
in August during a union-mandated break in his regular<br />
work shift.<br />
I understand that you were trained as an artist and have<br />
a degree from Yale.<br />
Yes, I have an MA in color theory. My thesis was on<br />
17th-century egg tempera pigment variations.<br />
But you’re now a museum guard?<br />
Officially, yes, that’s my title, though I prefer to call<br />
myself a facilitator/collaborator.<br />
A facilitator ... what?<br />
Facilitator/collaborator. I view myself as an artwork<br />
on display along with the more conventional pieces<br />
on the wall and on pedestals. They and I are part of<br />
the overall art environment in the museum. I am an<br />
extension of them, as they are of me.<br />
How so?<br />
My presence confers meaning, signifies a valuation.<br />
I represent a judgment about whatever art is<br />
present in the space with me. The fact that I’m here<br />
tacitly implies to visitors that the work on the wall is<br />
great. And, conversely, the fact that a piece merits a<br />
place in the museum’s galleries imbues my presence<br />
with a gravitas it otherwise would lack. Without<br />
these masterpieces on the wall, I’m just another secu-<br />
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INTERACTIVE<br />
EXHIBIT<br />
rity guard at a 7-Eleven.<br />
So how do you see yourself as an extension of the art you<br />
guard?<br />
You know, “guard” is really the wrong word. That<br />
implies division, distance. The art and I are one, in<br />
fact. What I do is I facilitate a piece’s entry into contemporary<br />
life-space.<br />
In what way?<br />
I provide a context, just as the museum space does.<br />
But the fact that I am a living, sentient being, just like<br />
the visitors themselves, gives me an expanded role. I<br />
instill in the art an immediacy it would otherwise not<br />
have. I bring it into the here-and-now.<br />
You mean you’re a kind of bridge between visitor and<br />
art?<br />
Yes, that’s a good way to put it. The artworks and<br />
I collaborate to create a contemporary experience for<br />
the visitors, even though the pieces on exhibit may<br />
be decades or even centuries old. In that way, I make<br />
great art great again – on a daily basis, if you think<br />
Artenol photo<br />
about it. That’s the core of my work, a collaboration<br />
that results in the revitalization of hoary artifacts.<br />
That makes them relevant to the present. Without me,<br />
a great artwork’s meaning is much diminished.<br />
You’re speaking of its monetary value? Meaning that<br />
because a so-called guard is present, the art has worth?<br />
No, no – though that might be how it appears. I<br />
mean that my presence gives art an importance in<br />
terms of its intellectual and social worth. Its greatness,<br />
regardless of its market value. I’m a sign of an<br />
artwork’s absolute greatness.<br />
So if someone in a blue blazer is in the room, the art is<br />
great?<br />
Only if he’s awake (laughs). Really, it’s not so simple<br />
as that. There needs to be a conscious effort on the<br />
part of the “guard” to complete the facilitation. There<br />
are subtle ways to do that, but that’s the part of my art<br />
that has to be experienced rather than described.<br />
One last thing. Can you direct me to the restroom?<br />
Sorry, I’m on break at the moment.<br />
n<br />
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Cover story<br />
STARTING OVER:<br />
I<br />
am an artist. I’m<br />
an old artist, and<br />
I’ve been an artist<br />
all my life. About<br />
ten years ago, I<br />
had a revelation,<br />
a Road-to-Damascus kind of<br />
St. Paul moment. At that time,<br />
I was 60 years old, and I had<br />
been an artist since I was about<br />
10, when I painted my first oil<br />
painting. So I’ve been in the<br />
business of making art for 50<br />
years. My road-to-Damascus<br />
revelation was this – I said<br />
to myself, “Listen, I’ve been<br />
doing something for all my life<br />
which is total nonsense. It is the<br />
most idiotic thing in the world,<br />
this thing called art!”<br />
And since then, I’ve been thinking about what I’ve<br />
been doing, and what art is. I now, more than ever,<br />
more than I did 10 years ago, think that art is what<br />
Marx said about Christianity – a “false consciousness.”<br />
It’s a kind of a religion for the godless world,<br />
and we’re coerced, forced into believing in it, under<br />
the premise that it’s a good, benign and refined thing.<br />
We’re under an umbrella of belief that art’s really good<br />
for us. I’ve tried to find out how it’s good for us, but<br />
have been unable to do so. So the impetus behind<br />
By Alex Melamid<br />
IN JULY, ARTENOL FOUNDER ALEX MELAMID<br />
gave a lecture via Skype at the Kopkind<br />
Colony in Vermont. He addressed contemporary<br />
art’s current malaise and offered<br />
several proposals for reinvigorating it.<br />
Those who attended the workshop were<br />
asked to complete surveys on their interest<br />
in the arts and to offer their own vision<br />
for an art of the future, an art that had<br />
been “made great again.” Mr. Melamid’s<br />
talk is transcribed here in full, as well as his<br />
responses to selected questions from the<br />
audience. Artenol managing editor David<br />
Dann acted as the evening’s emcee and<br />
Kopkind Colony board president JoAnn<br />
Wypijewski hosted the event. – Editor<br />
creating Artenol, our arts magazine,<br />
was to uncover what<br />
art is, to find out whether I’m<br />
right that it’s a false consciousness<br />
that serves the upper<br />
classes in order to subdue and<br />
keep in check the general population.<br />
Art does this not out<br />
of malice, of course, for the art<br />
world’s insiders and institutions<br />
also believe that art is a<br />
force for good. But what art is<br />
very good at is keeping things<br />
in order.<br />
Now, with the current revolt<br />
of the masses against the political<br />
elite in the 2016 presidential<br />
campaign, it’s really interesting<br />
to note that art is also a<br />
staunch defender of the status<br />
quo. Traditionally, modern art has been about starting<br />
something new, creating a catalyst for change. Nowadays,<br />
it’s just the opposite: art is a catalyst of the status<br />
quo. If you observe the way the art world works,<br />
you’ll quickly understand that absolutely everything<br />
is controlled. Neither artists nor art institutions are<br />
interested in any change at all. Change is what they’re<br />
afraid of – and rightly so, because they’re doing quite<br />
well financially, myself included.<br />
But for me, it was important to create Artenol so that<br />
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KOPKIND WORKSHOP, ALEX MELAMID MAKES THE CASE<br />
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SKYPED IN Artenol founder Alex Melamid addresses a group of journalists and community activists via Skype at<br />
the Kopkind Colony in July. Managing editor David Dann, left, emceed the event. Debbie Nathan photo
‘Great art’ survey<br />
Artenol surveyed participants in the Kopkind workshop to gauge their interest in the arts. Here are the results.<br />
n RESPONDENT PROFILE<br />
Gender<br />
Respondents,<br />
by percentage<br />
39<br />
MALE<br />
61<br />
FEMALE<br />
Income<br />
Household, per annum<br />
50%<br />
40%<br />
30%<br />
20%<br />
10%<br />
Age<br />
35%<br />
30%<br />
25%<br />
20%<br />
15%<br />
10%<br />
5%<br />
0%<br />
Less<br />
than 25<br />
Marital status<br />
Single<br />
Married<br />
Divorced<br />
25-34 35-44 45-54 55-64 65 and<br />
older<br />
22%<br />
20%<br />
Education<br />
Level successfully completed<br />
8% PhD<br />
17% Post-graduate<br />
68% College<br />
58%<br />
Favorite color<br />
By percentage, other<br />
colors less than 1%<br />
33 25 17 8 4<br />
Favorite cuisine<br />
By percentage, other<br />
cuisines less than 1%<br />
Favorite music<br />
23<br />
Chinese<br />
18<br />
Italian<br />
16<br />
Mexican<br />
9<br />
Thai/Vietnamese<br />
8<br />
Indian<br />
By percentage, other music<br />
genres less than 1%<br />
0%<br />
Less than<br />
$25K<br />
$25K-<br />
$49K<br />
$50K-<br />
$79K<br />
$80K-<br />
$99K<br />
$100K or<br />
more<br />
7% High school<br />
n RESPONDENT ART INTERESTS<br />
29 Rock<br />
24 Folk<br />
26<br />
Art education<br />
Formal classes taken<br />
Art history<br />
34% 7%<br />
59%<br />
Studio course<br />
None<br />
Art activities<br />
Those regularly participated in<br />
Painting<br />
None<br />
Drawing<br />
18%<br />
6%<br />
61%<br />
15%<br />
Sculpting<br />
19 Soul/R&B 7 Jazz<br />
6 Classical 5 World<br />
Favorite pastime<br />
Art objects<br />
Number of artworks owned, by percentage<br />
Art relevance<br />
Art’s importance to the average person<br />
Top 2 activities, by percentage<br />
6 15 7 9 66<br />
None 1-5 6-10 11-19 20 or more Not relevant Highly relevant<br />
71 Dancing<br />
58 Reading
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n RESPONDENT ART PREFERENCES<br />
Preferred style<br />
Respondents were asked to pick which of 6 artists – Picasso,<br />
Warhol, Rembrandt, Fragonard, Rockwell or Koons – they most<br />
favored. Results shown by percentage.<br />
36 Rembrandt 22 Picasso 20 Warhol<br />
9 Rockwell 8 Koons 5 Fragonard<br />
Spatial acuity<br />
Respondents selected the most pleasing arrangement of the<br />
4 below. Results shown by percentage.<br />
48<br />
12<br />
34<br />
Involvement<br />
Frequency of respondents’ art gallery and/or museum visits. Results<br />
shown by percentage.<br />
6<br />
67 At least once a year<br />
43 At least once a month<br />
we could initiate a discussion of these matters. The<br />
name “Artenol” comes from Tylenol – the magazine is<br />
to be a remedy for the art world’s ills. I’m looking for<br />
the truth, though some people might find my views<br />
controversial.<br />
I just wonder why people don’t want to see the<br />
obvious. Why do they accept the status quo, believing<br />
what everyone else believes rather than finding their<br />
own beliefs? Harold Rosenberg, one of the great postwar<br />
art critics, described this condition in an essay<br />
titled “The Herd of Independent Minds.” In his view,<br />
we are a “herd of independent minds” – we’re like a<br />
herd in that we strive not to think individually.<br />
If you think about art, it becomes obvious that it is<br />
wrong. But it’s not just art. Our culture also defines<br />
us. Traditional Marxist teaching says the economy<br />
shapes our minds, but I believe it’s just the opposite.<br />
In a phrase, it’s the culture, stupid. This variation on<br />
the famous slogan from the 1992 Clinton presidential<br />
campaign says it’s art, in a broad sense, and not the<br />
economy, that defines everything in our lives. If we<br />
change culture, we will change the world.<br />
Art, as it’s presently defined, should be destroyed,<br />
demolished. You know, there are different definitions<br />
of what art is. If you go to the Metropolitan Museum<br />
in New York, you’ll see paintings, of course. But you’ll<br />
also see medieval armor, some silverware, all sorts of<br />
utilitarian things of fine design. Spinoza said – and he<br />
was called the first atheist – that everything is God,<br />
and therefore God does not exist. Similarly, if everything<br />
is art, if everything has an artistic value, then<br />
there’s no need for art to exist at all. There’s no need<br />
for a separate entity called “art.”<br />
Of course, people like to decorate their homes with<br />
beautiful things, paint their walls with pleasing colors<br />
– you can call that “decoration” or you can call it<br />
“art.” The point is that art exists now as a special, holy<br />
occupation. Artists are “higher beings,” in a way, so<br />
their art represents something not just beautiful, decorative<br />
or pleasing, but something deeper, something<br />
hidden, a condition that began with modern art.<br />
Traditionally, art, from medieval times, was used<br />
to illustrate the Bible. Everyone believed in God, and<br />
artists illustrated the Bible’s stories. So, in a way, the<br />
light of God was reflected in art. But with the demise<br />
of traditional religion, some new religions, new<br />
beliefs, came into being. They included Marxi<strong>sm</strong>,<br />
sociali<strong>sm</strong> and then Freudiani<strong>sm</strong>. The most powerful<br />
of all these was Theosophy, which was established<br />
by a Russian woman, Madame Blavatsky. Theosophy<br />
revolutionized art, in a fundamental way, because<br />
it gave it new meaning. There was a very important<br />
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ook, Thought-Forms (1905), written by a follower<br />
of Blavatsky, an outstanding, distinguished woman<br />
named Annie Besant. She wrote that our thoughts,<br />
our feelings have forms, that specific abstract forms<br />
can represent jealousy, happiness, anger, emotions of<br />
that sort. Kandinsky took much of his imagery from<br />
Besant’s forms, because he truly believed in these<br />
mysterious teachings. Mondrian, too – they were all<br />
members of the Theosophical Society.<br />
These were the reactionary, senseless ideas that created<br />
modern art. Nowadays, we try to justify abstract art<br />
by – I don’t know – quantum theory<br />
or quantum mechanics, or maybe by<br />
relativity. But actually, modern art<br />
came from Theosophy. Freudiani<strong>sm</strong><br />
was another of the spooky, arbitrary<br />
teachings that played a role in moderni<strong>sm</strong>.<br />
But I believe that both are total<br />
nonsense and bullshit, and they keep<br />
our minds imprisoned in an irrational<br />
and senseless environment we call art.<br />
It’s nothing more than a cage.<br />
I feel quite passionate about this.<br />
I’ve always used humor in my work,<br />
as you know, but I’m getting older and older, and<br />
angrier and angrier. I just painted a big, life-sized asshole,<br />
and it’s a painting I’m very proud of (laughs). I<br />
just cannot stand it any more! I’ve even started throwing<br />
raw eggs at a blank canvas. The result is very<br />
beautiful, and it’s better than any art in a museum or<br />
a session with a shrink.<br />
We have to throw off the chains of art, break free of<br />
art’s shackles. You have to understand – we’re imprisoned<br />
by our culture. I believe that everything starts<br />
with culture and art is its major part. Visual arts are<br />
the holiest part of culture, considered to be the top of<br />
the cultural pyramid. You know, art as an institution<br />
is now the size of the Catholic Church. I worked in the<br />
‘I once was in a museum<br />
in Singapore, and the next<br />
day I traveled to a museum<br />
in Denver, Colorado –<br />
and these museums were<br />
absolutely the same.<br />
Alex Melamid<br />
Artist, Artenol founder<br />
Vatican, I painted portraits of cardinals and priests. I<br />
lived for a year in Rome and I got acquainted with all<br />
those people, and I saw how the Catholic Church is a<br />
massive institution. But art today is a bigger institution,<br />
and it has become catholic as well, meaning it’s all over<br />
the world. I once was in a museum in Singapore, and<br />
the next day I traveled to a museum in Denver, Colorado<br />
– and these museums were absolutely the same.<br />
It’s like the Catholic Mass, you know; it’s the same<br />
everywhere. In art, it’s the same group of artists, the<br />
same paintings, and even if they’re painted by different<br />
people, you cannot distinguish one<br />
from another because they look so<br />
much alike.<br />
This situation is getting worse,<br />
and it’s a fraud. It’s a financial fraud,<br />
totally based on a deception. On one<br />
side are the art institutions, which are<br />
nonprofits with tax-deductible status,<br />
and on the other side are the for-profit<br />
corporations. The money goes from<br />
the corporations to the art institutions<br />
for big tax write-offs, and the<br />
art institutions then use the money to<br />
promote artists whose work the corporations or their<br />
shareholders invest in. This cycle increases the value of<br />
the artworks, which increases the value of the art institutions’<br />
collection and also the value of the corporate<br />
shareholders’ investment. Everybody makes money.<br />
But the fraud isn’t only financial. There’s intellectual<br />
fraud, as well. Children are taken to museums<br />
and told, “Look at this! This is important!” It’s like in<br />
Detroit where there was a great uproar over whether<br />
to sell the art in the Detroit Institute of Arts – “What a<br />
catastrophe for Detroit!” some people said. Yeah, that’s<br />
Detroit’s biggest problem! Obviously not. We need to<br />
change these art institutions, and then we’ll change<br />
the world for the better.<br />
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After Alex Melamid’s presentation, the<br />
workshop was opened up for questions from the<br />
participants. What follows is a selection of questions<br />
asked and Melamid’s response to them.<br />
So if we were to demolish all that fraudulent art, what<br />
kind of art should we be interested in?<br />
It’s up to the individual. You can do whatever<br />
you want! You can dirty some surfaces with paint,<br />
whatever, it’s your private business. It’s an individual<br />
thing – you don’t need an institution to support you.<br />
It’s like with religion. You can believe in whatever<br />
you want – God, evil, devil. But it’s your problem,<br />
not an institutional problem. You know, there’s a very<br />
important book which I discovered recently. It’s by<br />
Richard Popkin and is called “The History of Skeptici<strong>sm</strong>.”<br />
Philosophical skeptici<strong>sm</strong> was very important,<br />
beginning in the 16th or 17th century. It offered the<br />
insight that everything we take for granted shouldn’t<br />
be taken for granted.<br />
I’m having trouble grasping what the crisis is here.<br />
When you say we have to break the chains of art, I feel like<br />
that in itself is removed from the reality we live in. I don’t<br />
see what the crisis is, as a person who isn’t entrenched in<br />
the world of art.<br />
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We have a website which is called “Freedom from<br />
Art,” at freedomfromart.org. On it, we say that art<br />
should be stripped of its nonprofit status – that will<br />
change everything overnight. We also say we should<br />
also stop coercing people, stop telling people, from<br />
children to adults, how good art is. But economics are<br />
the most important part. Donations to art institutions<br />
should not be tax-deductible. People say to me that a<br />
lot of museums would then have to close down, and<br />
I say, OK, that’s very good. A lot of museums should<br />
be closed down. But here’s something that I discovered<br />
lately that I want to share with you. Every museum,<br />
every art institution, every artist, every collector,<br />
everyone has these huge storage rooms where they<br />
keep art. I estimate that 99.9 percent of art that has<br />
been created, and is being created now, is destined<br />
to be locked up in a warehouse somewhere. That art<br />
has little or no chance of ever seeing the light of day.<br />
The vast majority of art produced today will be stored<br />
face-to-face in huge, dark rooms, and it’s a waste. A<br />
kind of pollution. Art production can be seen as a true<br />
form of pollution – physical pollution, of course, but<br />
also intellectual pollution. There are now hundreds<br />
of thousands, maybe millions, of artists making art<br />
around the world, if you take China, Russia, you<br />
know. What is that about? Why are they doing this?<br />
What’s the chance that their work will ever be seen?<br />
There is no chance. But everyone desires to seen, to<br />
be shown. My works, with my ex-collaborator, are<br />
in every major museum – MoMA, the Guggenheim,<br />
the Met, you name it – but I haven’t seen those works<br />
in years. They’re somewhere, stored away. But we’re<br />
lucky artists – we’re in those museums. Most artists<br />
are not in any museums – they’re nowhere. It’s like<br />
over-production, like a totally senseless machine that<br />
just produces certain things.<br />
Tell us about Artenol, because if you want to destroy art,<br />
it seems nonsensical to put a magazine out.<br />
It’s about art being nonsensical. I need to prove that<br />
to people. It’s like the magazine The Masses. They<br />
were trying to prove that the existing social system is<br />
wrong. That it needed to be replaced or destroyed. We<br />
want to do the same thing, but culturally.<br />
Art, before it was subverted by those with privilege and<br />
money, was used as a vehicle for community work, for the<br />
people. To say that it should be destroyed, doesn’t that<br />
disregard the other ways that art can be used?<br />
Your first statement, that money that came into art<br />
and destroyed whatever came before, destroyed its<br />
connection to the community – let me tell you, there<br />
never was a time “before.” Artists have always been<br />
the lackeys of the ruling class; they’ve always served<br />
the ruling class. There was a time before, when art<br />
was made for the church, for the religious public. The<br />
rich people subsidized it, of course, but they were<br />
giving money to the church, not to artists. An important<br />
difference was that God was behind the art of that<br />
period. There were teachings, the Bible, the story.<br />
Artists were the illustrators of the religious system’s<br />
story, which was totally ingrained in people’s minds.<br />
You couldn’t ask a medieval person if he believed in<br />
God – it was a given. If God exists, art exists. If there’s<br />
no God, no art. In modern times, though, art itself<br />
took on the function of religion. Artists became the<br />
priests, the agents of God’s will. With the demise of<br />
traditional religion, the rich people, the elite, began<br />
putting their money into the new art religion, and<br />
they co-opted its priest class, the artists. I was just<br />
lecturing at the Clark Art Institute in Williamstown,<br />
Mass., and they had a show from the Prado collection<br />
in Madrid of paintings of naked women, of Venuses.<br />
Read a<br />
Washington Post<br />
story on how<br />
Donald Trump<br />
might make art<br />
great again at<br />
artenol.org.<br />
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PROVOCATEUR<br />
Gallery of ‘great art’<br />
n Survey respondents were asked to create artworks<br />
for a world in which art had been “made great again.”<br />
Here are a few examples of the pieces suggested.<br />
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Debbie Nathan photo<br />
Nobody, of course, believed in Venus when these<br />
works were created, but they liked looking at naked<br />
women, and they encouraged artists to paint them.<br />
Was that serving the community? Maybe, but by that<br />
time artists had been totally corrupted by money from<br />
the rich people. So you could say that Titian is not as<br />
bad as Jackson Pollock – definitely, he is better – but<br />
they are both bad. A work by Jackson Pollock is the<br />
most ridiculous, idiotic, senseless enterprise ever. Art<br />
critics say a Pollock is the greatest accomplishment of<br />
the 20th century. The greatest accomplishment? Just<br />
splashing paint? And people truly believe that. But<br />
compared to what? Quantum mechanics? I understand<br />
that Pollock’s first gesture was a liberating<br />
moment. But that was his liberating act. It was not<br />
my problem. And then his splashing became part<br />
of the machinery, part of the culture of art. Harold<br />
Rosenberg called this art “apocalyptic wallpaper.” It’s<br />
wallpaper, yes, but there’s nothing apocalyptic about<br />
it. Tell me, who invented Jackson Pollock? Why do we<br />
need to believe in this nonsense?<br />
It sounds like what you’re saying is that once art becomes<br />
a commodity that is bought and sold, and acquires value<br />
outside of its original meaning, then it becomes meaningless.<br />
The money is just a result. Don’t blame money<br />
for the problem. We ask for the money. The most<br />
profound thing I ever read – it was actually a mistranslation<br />
– came from a Russian philosopher and<br />
revolutionary named Alexander Herzen. It sounds<br />
good only as it was wrongly translated, but it says,<br />
“We think we are the doctors, but we are the disease.”<br />
You have to see yourself as a disease, not as a<br />
doctor. Artists are responsible for what’s happening<br />
to them, not the buyers and rich fat cats. We take<br />
their money, but it is we who are the problem. n<br />
“A mixed-media piece using 1950s cookbooks<br />
with illustrative songs playing ...”<br />
“A world where black art is valued ...”<br />
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“Art that connects<br />
people to nature ...”<br />
Artenol photos<br />
“The most beautiful ass of a woman ...”<br />
“Aboriginal, soot,<br />
fire, drumming ...”<br />
“A tidal-driven music<br />
machine in the Minas<br />
Basin in Nova Scotia ...”<br />
“Murals in place of<br />
all the billboards ...”
Poster<br />
IT'S THE CULTURE<br />
STUPID!<br />
MAKE ART GREAT AGAIN<br />
Cut poster out along dotted lines and<br />
then display wherever appropriate.
Careers<br />
The equal<br />
opportunist<br />
A tale of check- box culture<br />
By Josie Demuth<br />
Babatunde was tired of the dizzy, disappointing world<br />
of arts applications. Having graduated from Camberwell, he<br />
had been peeved to find himself working in the supermarket,<br />
Lindl, with just one solo show, which he had paid for at a<br />
for-hire gallery. Out of money, he had been about to give up<br />
and return to Nigeria, when something happened.<br />
The government’s Arts Board was under fire. No<br />
marginalized artists had been included in their prestigious<br />
awards, and upon further scrutiny, the media<br />
revealed that no funding had been made available<br />
either. It was all a shambolic whitewash, and the government<br />
could only respond by creating a whole new<br />
program for those on the periphery.<br />
A spark of hope ignited in Babatunde, and he submitted<br />
an application to “On the Edge” and crossed<br />
his fingers for one of the lucrative grants it offered.<br />
To his delight, a letter arrived from the Arts Board,<br />
and he held his breath as he opened it. Babatunde’s<br />
heart sunk. He had not been successful. His work was<br />
described as “unable to ignite the inspiration sought.”<br />
But his work had been a set of classic English<br />
portraits, embellished with Nigerian coins. It was<br />
symbolic of the two cultures colliding to become one.<br />
To make matters worse, Babatunde’s Lindl supermarket<br />
branch was closed, leaving him jobless and<br />
almost instantly in debt. He returned to his “On The<br />
Edge” application. Could it be he was not marginalised<br />
enough? Well then, perhaps he could change this.<br />
He resubmitted his application, ticking the box<br />
“ethnic minority” as before. This time, however,<br />
he also struck the squares next to “disabled” and<br />
“homosexual.” He clicked “send” and reclined in his<br />
broken desk chair. He could already feel a sudden<br />
turn of the wheel.<br />
2.<br />
MANY MONTHS LATER, Babatunde reclined in<br />
his state-of-the-art wheelchair. His paintings were<br />
being hung across the light, spacious gallery, and<br />
curators and gallerists fussed about him like mother<br />
hens.<br />
“Put that one over there!” ordered Petunia, the head<br />
of the Arts Board. “It’s the most distinctive piece. It<br />
screams out Babatunde’s struggle.”<br />
Babatunde stuck up his thumb at the skinny<br />
brunette. It was an old piece from his for-hire gallery<br />
show, squashed in transit. Petunia seemed to<br />
be drawn to its trampled effect, her <strong>sm</strong>all, grey eyes<br />
glinting upon its unveiling. It was reminiscent of his<br />
treatment, as a multi-challenged individual, she said.<br />
This was his fourth solo show in a high-profile<br />
gallery. In just a year, he had become one of London’s<br />
most celebrated artists. A symbol.<br />
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STATE-OF-THE-ART<br />
It had all been completely unprecedented. Yes,<br />
his wildest dreams had come true, but at the same<br />
time, it all made him a little nervous. Surely it was<br />
only a matter of time before he was caught out. A<br />
student from art school had already been in touch on<br />
Facebook, congratulating him on his successes, but<br />
expressing how sorry she was to learn of his “coinciding<br />
misfortunes.” How long would it be before<br />
someone from Lindl, too, caught on? How would he<br />
explain his sudden disability? He would have had to<br />
have had a car accident and become a rising art star,<br />
all in a matter of weeks. He was now popping up in<br />
all the free London papers, and they were bound to<br />
spot him. After this show, he would escape back to<br />
his village in Nigeria, he decided. One of his artworks<br />
had just sold at Christie’s for hundreds of thousands.<br />
He would live like a king, and would return to London<br />
in a decade or so, and visit the galleries he had<br />
grown to love.<br />
It was a hot, late spring day and he fanned himself<br />
with a newspaper, pausing to catch the headline. The<br />
Chancellor of the Exchequer was making more cuts<br />
to unemployment and disability benefits while the<br />
wealthy got another tax break, he read.<br />
This country was not quite the place it seemed,<br />
anyway. Perhaps the sooner he left, the better.<br />
3.<br />
THE NIGHT WAS YOUNG, and the liggers<br />
were at the London Arts Fayre. The<br />
event was located in a warehouse in<br />
central London, where three floors had<br />
been erected to accommodate the<br />
“affordable” contemporary art,<br />
which hung within the labyrinth<br />
of plasterboard walls.<br />
Despite the complexities of the environment, Mac<br />
and Simon had easily located the champagne stand,<br />
and now they sailed past the artworks, glasses in<br />
hands.<br />
Mac wore a red corduroy shirt, and his shaggy<br />
blonde hair was brushed to the side. “Wow, is that a<br />
Hatzborg?” asked Mac, in his broad Australian accent,<br />
pointing at a large purple abstract painting.<br />
“No,” replied Thomas, the Swiss, his bald head<br />
gleaming under the white lights. “It is not shit enough<br />
to be a Hatzborg.”<br />
“Well, there sure are a lot of look-alike art pieces<br />
here,” said Mac, scouring the content on the everlasting<br />
white walls. He paused at a bulky canvas. A<br />
giant book of spells had been cemented to it, and the<br />
whole arrangement was sprayed in a rusty orange<br />
and powdery green. Mac squinted at the name tag of<br />
the artist. “Gee, I mean, let’s face it, that’s a full-on rip<br />
off of a Keifer.”<br />
“This is what the institution does nowadays,” said<br />
Thomas angrily. “They get a load of unknown artists<br />
to imitate the high-selling ones – the tried-and-tested<br />
products. But I just can’t believe that even the<br />
Hatzborg rip-off artist is better than the real one.”<br />
Mac laughed. “Well, Brad Pitt likes him,” he said,<br />
scooping up another glass of champagne. “He bought<br />
a whole series.”<br />
Thomas was silent now, watching Mac wearily. It<br />
was only last night that he had screamed down a gallery<br />
owner in Cork Street, and it was by no means the<br />
first time. After a certain amount of alcohol, a switch<br />
would flick in Mac’s head, and he would rage about<br />
various global issues, to everyone and anyone.<br />
“Slags!” came a familiar squawk.<br />
Thomas and Mac turned and looked into the excited<br />
bespectacled eyes of Simon.<br />
“Oh, Hi Simon!” cried Mac, enthusiastically.<br />
“Did you get in all right?”<br />
“I flashed last year’s ticket at the door, and<br />
in I came,” he sang. “I don’t think they’re too<br />
fussed about us this year; they want the crowds.”<br />
“It’s not really that exclusive,” agreed Mac.<br />
“Well, they probably think we’re going<br />
to be stupid enough to invest in these<br />
abominations,” cried Thomas, his eyes<br />
bulging with contempt.<br />
“Well, old Maureen over there<br />
sure looks like she’s investing,” said<br />
Mac, nodding to the left, before<br />
emptying the champagne down<br />
his throat.<br />
Simon and Thomas turned,<br />
FALL 2016
‘It’s just so great to see an artist like you,<br />
who is not only black, but is gay and in<br />
a wheelchair,’ said Mac, clearly throwing<br />
discretion to the wind.<br />
their eyes falling on an elderly woman, dressed headto-toe<br />
in green. She wore an expensive, emerald-colored<br />
cashmere jumper, teamed up with a matching<br />
pencil skirt and green wool tights. She appeared busy<br />
instructing a stall holder who was packaging up a<br />
large, green print.<br />
“Yeah, well, you know where she got her money,<br />
don’t you?” said Simon.<br />
“Yes, yes,” said Thomas. “From that Harley Street<br />
surgeon.”<br />
“He had a heart attack when she was giving him<br />
head,” said Simon loudly. “Apparently her false teeth<br />
fell out all over his bollocks.”<br />
A crowd of nearby hipsters frowned and shuffled<br />
away. Thomas laughed, but Mac was distracted now,<br />
his eyes tracking a waiter who was offering cocktails<br />
on a tray.<br />
“If he starts, I’m leaving,” snapped Simon, as Mac<br />
strode purposefully across the room.<br />
“Yeah, that approach is useless. He will just follow<br />
you,” replied Thomas, glancing at his watch. “What<br />
else is on, anyway?”<br />
“That Babatunde’s PV is going till ten,” said Simon.<br />
“That poster boy!” Thomas retorted, his eyes widening<br />
again. “I think I will just go home.”<br />
4.<br />
BABATUNDE WAS BEING lifted from his wheelchair<br />
and into a seat in a quieter alcove of the gallery.<br />
His opening show was in full swing, and he was<br />
being moved here for photographs and interviews.<br />
He tried not to tense his legs as he was carried the<br />
short distance. He forced them to hang limply, even<br />
though he was dying to give them a wiggle. He had<br />
been sitting for hours now and had experienced several<br />
flushes of pins and needles.<br />
The gallery assistants <strong>sm</strong>iled down at him. “We will<br />
bring the press over shortly,” they said.<br />
Babatunde <strong>sm</strong>iled and relaxed into his chair with a<br />
red wine. So far, so good, but he did feel a little anxious<br />
about talking to the press.<br />
Suddenly a tall, intoxicated stranger appeared by<br />
his side. He looked up wearily and lifted the right<br />
side of his mouth into a polite <strong>sm</strong>ile.<br />
“I’m Mac,” slurred the stranger.<br />
“Pleased to meet you,” said Babatunde, shaking<br />
Mac’s hand.<br />
Mac held onto it firmly and continued to pump<br />
with vigorous, excitable movements.<br />
“It’s just so great to see an artist like you, who is not<br />
only black, but is gay and in a wheelchair,” said Mac,<br />
clearly throwing discretion to the wind.<br />
Babatunde nodded, glancing to the side. Where was<br />
everybody?<br />
“Well, all I can say is that we have to stop<br />
this race into space,” said Mac suddenly,<br />
leaning an arm on the wall, and swinging<br />
a long leg in front of the other.<br />
“I’m sorry?” said Babatunde.<br />
“Look, for many years now, the Russians<br />
and the Americans have been trying<br />
to get into space and ... I don’t know what<br />
they’re doing up there, whether they’re putting<br />
their weapons there, or if they are trying<br />
to actually relocate us to Mars.”<br />
“I see,” said Babatunde, trying to remain<br />
calm.<br />
“I don’t know who they’re going to send to<br />
live in space first. It’ll probably be the refugees of<br />
Syria,” he continued. “They don’t give a fuck if<br />
they’re eaten by aliens.”<br />
Five long minutes passed, and Babatunde<br />
was subjected to an array of rants,<br />
during which Mac’s voice grew louder<br />
and louder. Was this man drunk, or barking mad? He<br />
couldn’t quite tell. His eyes were glazed over, almost<br />
as though he was locked in a psychosis. He wasn’t<br />
even interacting with him anymore; he was simply<br />
shouting at thin air.<br />
Babatunde leaned forward now, beckoning to the<br />
gallery assistants to the far right of the room. They<br />
were too busy chatting to members of the press to<br />
notice him. He began to feel incensed. Could they not<br />
hear this commotion? And why was he being overlooked<br />
like this? Abandoned in Hell.<br />
He felt a splash of champagne on his shoulder, as<br />
Mac gesticulated wildly, launching into a tirade now<br />
on female genital mutilation.<br />
Babatunde felt himself go dizzy, and he slowly<br />
became detached from his surroundings. He did not<br />
know where or who he was anymore. All he knew was<br />
that he had to get away, and get away fast. He stood<br />
up and moved quickly into the centre of the gallery,<br />
feeling an initial rush of relief. Oh, he was free.<br />
It was only as he stood in the middle of the room<br />
that he came to. Lord, have mercy! What had he<br />
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done? He froze, his eyes darting from side to side.<br />
Everybody was busy, just like before ... except ... for ...<br />
Petunia.<br />
The head of the Arts Board looked back at him,<br />
rigid and aghast, mirroring his own statuesque pose.<br />
Seconds passed, and they remained frozen to the<br />
spot, as the gallery scene continued around them, its<br />
inhabitants unaware of his movements. This<br />
was it, thought Babatunde in a haze of<br />
horror as he looked back at Petunia. He<br />
was going to prison.<br />
But then something happened.<br />
She nodded to the left and his<br />
heart beat accelerated. She was<br />
signalling to him; he needed to get<br />
back to his chair.<br />
He scanned his surroundings. By<br />
some form of a miracle, guests were<br />
all engrossed in his works. He bowed<br />
his head and tip-toed back to the<br />
alcove, perspiration trickling down<br />
his brow. He fervently prayed he<br />
would make it. He was nearly there<br />
– but then he froze, panic-stricken.<br />
There, in his seat, sat Mac, crossedlegged<br />
and staring ahead with a<br />
burning intensity.<br />
“Move,” Babatunde cried hoarsely.<br />
Mac was unresponsive. Whatever he had been<br />
verbalizing before was now clearly continuing on the<br />
inside.<br />
Babatunde was at his wit’s end. He could not hover<br />
like this a minute longer, and in a dream-like moment<br />
... in a dream-like moment of<br />
panic, he turned and sat down<br />
on the madman’s bony lap.<br />
of panic, he turned and sat down on the madman’s<br />
bony lap. Mac, in turn, seemed perfectly OK with this<br />
development, clasping a firm hand around Babatunde’s<br />
waist and remaining mute.<br />
They sat here for a couple of seconds before a mass<br />
of approaching footsteps could be heard. Babatunde<br />
craned back his neck and saw a drove of bemused<br />
journalists had arrived.<br />
“Good evening,” he croaked, unable<br />
to account for his peculiar seating<br />
arrangement.<br />
The clatter of high heels broke<br />
the silence and Petunia swanned<br />
into the scene.<br />
“Everybody, Babatunde has<br />
decided he would like to address<br />
you all with his partner,” she<br />
announced.<br />
There was a chorus of appreciative<br />
murmurs, and Babatunde felt his<br />
guts clench. His partner? Oh, Lord<br />
have mercy!<br />
“This is ... Mac,” he whispered.<br />
“Good evening, Mac,” said a tall<br />
man, accompanied by a cameraman<br />
with a large video camera.<br />
“Dave, from the British Broadcasting<br />
Company.”<br />
“I DO NOT WANT TO SHIT AND PISS ON<br />
MARS!” Mac screamed out suddenly, and the journalists<br />
skittishly backed away.<br />
Babatunde closed his eyes. At this very moment in<br />
time, he begged to differ.<br />
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Secrets<br />
The hidden hand<br />
By Zinovy Zinik<br />
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FORMER<br />
MASCOT<br />
n It’s been some time since I last saw Picasso’s<br />
doodle of a dove holding a postdiluvian twig in its<br />
beak. During the Cold War years, it had been used<br />
as a mascot for every rally or international conference<br />
dedicated to the struggle for world peace<br />
and initiated, as a rule, with full Soviet backing.<br />
With the Cold War over, this emblem of the epoch<br />
mysteriously disappeared from public display as<br />
quickly as portraits of the Politburo or the Berlin<br />
Wall. Its post-flood symboli<strong>sm</strong> might have been<br />
useful in the struggle against global warming, a<br />
condition which started immediately<br />
after the Cold War had<br />
ended. There is nothing extraordinary,<br />
though, about this or that<br />
public symbol losing its popularity;<br />
what is remarkable is the tendency<br />
to get rid of the dead objects<br />
or live creatures behind such symbols<br />
the moment they lose their popularity.<br />
Take, for example, Picasso’s emblem<br />
and actual doves or pigeons. In popular imagination,<br />
these birds are not only symbols of peace<br />
and bearers of goodwill, but also, paradoxically,<br />
disseminators of pestilence and plague. With a<br />
relentless determination bordering on rage, London's<br />
mayor at the time, Ken Livingstone (nicknamed<br />
"Red Ken" for his Trotskyite past and his<br />
sympathies for Russia), declared street pigeons a<br />
danger to public health and started a campaign<br />
to rid Trafalgar Square of its legendary denizens.<br />
Feeding pigeons on the square has been, for the<br />
last two centuries, on the must-do list for any tourist<br />
visiting London. Red Ken insisted that eliminating<br />
the cost of daily cleaning the square of pigeon<br />
shit would save tons of money, money that could<br />
then be spent on helping needy humans. It would<br />
also help restore to its former glory the statue of<br />
Admiral Horatio Nelson, standing on a column in<br />
the center of the square. With his head serving as<br />
a perch for the birds, the admiral's features were<br />
often hardly visible under the layers of pigeon shit.<br />
After months of arguments, the pigeons were finally<br />
removed from Trafalgar Square.<br />
Having expelled the pigeons, Red Ken invited<br />
his beloved Russian oligarchs and expats to transform<br />
– with all kinds of expensive props – the place<br />
commemorating the Battle of Trafalgar into a simulacrum<br />
of Red Square. The purpose was to celebrate<br />
Russian New Year’s Eve in the newly-cleaned<br />
square. Russian food stalls, souvenir tents and<br />
vodka kiosks were put up on the perimeter of the<br />
square, and in its center the Red Army choir and<br />
orchestra bellowed Russian songs into London's<br />
winter air. Admiral Nelson observed all this from<br />
his tall pedestal, but his newly-cleaned face was<br />
hidden from view by a gigantic balloon advertising<br />
the services of Aeroflot. Rendered headless, he<br />
might have been mistaken by uninformed Russian<br />
tourists for Alexander Pushkin, because the lower<br />
portion of the Nelson statue resembled that of<br />
a statue of Pushkin. The feature common to both<br />
monuments is a hand inside the overcoat, behind<br />
the waistcoat lapel.<br />
Everyone who has ever taken part in amateur<br />
dramatics knows that the main hindrance to stage<br />
stardom is one’s hands. One simply doesn’t know<br />
what to do with them – unless they happen to be<br />
occupied with a cup of tea or a walking stick. We<br />
intertwine our fingers behind the back of our neck,<br />
fold our hands on our breast or play idly with<br />
prayer beads.<br />
Sculptors are confronted with the same problem.<br />
They are lucky if their subjects can be put on<br />
a bronze horse while holding a halter or a sword,<br />
or horseless and grasping a handbag like Mrs.<br />
Thatcher. They might sculpt their subjects making<br />
a victory sign like Churchill, or stretching their<br />
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hands toward the radiant future like Lenin or Hitler. If<br />
there is no way to occupy the hands of the person, the<br />
sculptor might be tempted to make the hero’s hands<br />
disappear altogether. Luckily for portrait artists, playwright<br />
and poet Vladimir Mayakovsky kept his hands<br />
routinely inside his trousers – the way he is usually<br />
seen in photographs. But the art of photography had<br />
yet to be invented in Pushkin's time, and thus there<br />
is no way to prove that the poet kept his right hand<br />
under the lapel of his overcoat. Yet that's the way he is<br />
immortalized in bronze in Moscow's Pushkin Square.<br />
During the harsh winters, the sculpted Pushkin, under<br />
a heavy layer of snow, looks as black as his Ethiopian<br />
ancestors. His overcoat is evidently too light for the<br />
winter cold – he hides his hand inside his coat to keep<br />
it warm.<br />
Pushkin Square, located in the center of Moscow (I<br />
used to live a stone's throw from it), is still the city’s<br />
spiritual heart. People continue to argue over Dostoevsky<br />
and Tolstoy, but Pushkin’s reputation is indisputable<br />
among people of every class and rank in<br />
Russia. The indefatigable light-heartedness of his love<br />
poetry, the wit and melancholic wisdom of “Eugene<br />
Onegin,” the prose that reads like an epic diary of a<br />
modern man, these have conquered the Russian world<br />
in its entirety. Lovers and friends still use Pushkin<br />
Square as the place to rendezvous. Songs and poems<br />
are written about the square. It is the most important<br />
venue for political protests, including the recent anti-Putin<br />
rallies. The reason such rallies took place in<br />
Pushkin Square can be found in Pushkin’s version of<br />
Horace’s “Exegi monumentum ...,” reproduced on the<br />
pedestal of his monument. In it, Pushkin lists among<br />
his merits his “praise for liberty in our cruel age and<br />
call for mercy to the fallen ones.”<br />
Back in 1965, the crucial political event in the life of<br />
Moscow’s intelligentsia was the arrest and trial of the<br />
writers Andrei Sinyavsky and Yuli Daniel. Their crime<br />
was publishing their “anti-Soviet” novels abroad without<br />
authorization. The date chosen for a rally on Pushkin<br />
Square to protest their imprisonment was December<br />
5, the official holiday celebrating the ratification of<br />
Stalin’s Constitution by the 1936 Congress of Soviets.<br />
It lasted just a few minutes. KGB agents quickly confiscated<br />
the placards and arrested the participants. The<br />
whole scene was grimly observed from above by Pushkin.<br />
In this instance, we might have interpreted his<br />
A PERCH NO MORE Admiral Lord Nelson stands, unsullied<br />
by winged assailants, high above Trafalgar Square in<br />
the center of London. It's hard to see at that height, but<br />
the legend's hand is nowhere in sight. wikimedia.org photo<br />
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40<br />
HANDOFF Why is Pushkin's<br />
left hand inserted into<br />
his waistcoat? The<br />
reasons may be<br />
manifold. wikimedia.org<br />
photo<br />
hand’s location as if he were searching inside his coat’s<br />
breast pocket for his ID card – in case it was demanded<br />
by the militiamen. Or was he hiding a samizdat manuscript<br />
inside his overcoat to give it to a foreign correspondent<br />
so that it could be published abroad?<br />
There are other possible reasons for his hidden<br />
hand. During his lifetime, Pushkin was<br />
never allowed to cross the Russian border,<br />
to visit Western Europe. Perhaps<br />
he was reaching into his breast pocket<br />
in hope of discovering his travel documents?<br />
While Pushkin himself never<br />
experienced a change of location,<br />
his monument did, nearly a<br />
century after the poet’s<br />
death. Initially, when<br />
erected in 1880, the statue<br />
stood on the other side<br />
of Tverskaya Street, facing<br />
a Russian Orthodox<br />
monastery. The monastery<br />
was demolished<br />
by Stalin, who, at the<br />
time, was diligently<br />
exterminating the evil<br />
influence of religion<br />
over the masses. Bronze<br />
Pushkin was uprooted and<br />
exiled to the opposite side,<br />
adorning the newly created<br />
space that became known<br />
as Pushkin Square. The fact<br />
that this move happened in<br />
1937 – at the peak of Stalin’s<br />
purges and mass arrests – is<br />
one of the symbolic coincidences<br />
in the posthumous<br />
life of Pushkin: The poet<br />
had been killed in a duel<br />
exactly a century before.<br />
With his usual sadistic glee,<br />
Stalin, immersed in the Great<br />
Terror, ordered the full text of<br />
Pushkin’s “Exegi monumentum<br />
...” to be included on the new pedestal. Perhaps,<br />
with his hand inside his overcoat, Pushkin was ready<br />
to draw the duelling pistol again?<br />
Fifteen years after my emigration to the West, which<br />
cost me my Soviet citizenship, I returned to Russia for<br />
a visit. In the 1990s, the first messenger of capitali<strong>sm</strong><br />
in the former USSR – McDonald’s – chose as its first<br />
location the venerated Pushkin Square. In fact, the<br />
company cleverly chose locations for every Russian<br />
McDonald’s close to famous statues. The restaurants’<br />
proximity to these monuments has transformed the<br />
monuments’ characters. Thus, in some squares, Lenin’s<br />
raised hand indicates not the path to a radiant<br />
Communist future but the path to McDonald’s. Facing<br />
the Pushkin Square Mc-<br />
Donald’s and its long<br />
queue of enchanted<br />
fast-food converts in the<br />
1990s, Pushkin may have<br />
been reaching for the wallet<br />
in his breast pocket<br />
to check whether he had<br />
sufficient valid currency<br />
to buy a Big Mac.<br />
Since those glorious<br />
In some squares,<br />
Lenin’s raised hand<br />
indicates not the path<br />
to a radiant Communist<br />
future but the<br />
path to McDonald’s.<br />
days, the status of McDonald’s has plummeted, along<br />
with the admiration for Western values once held by<br />
the Russian hoi polloi. Patriotic fervor now rages. In<br />
his “Exegi monumentum ...” (still clearly evident on<br />
the statue’s pedestal), Pushkin expressed hope that his<br />
poetic fame would reach even the exotic national minorities<br />
of Russia such as the “Tungus and Kalmyks.”<br />
It is not advisable, however, to proclaim yourself a<br />
Tungus or Kalmyk in today’s Russia, where ethnic exclusion,<br />
isolationi<strong>sm</strong> and hatred toward outsiders are<br />
on the rise. Pushkin’s notoriously chauvinistic verses<br />
about those Polish brethren who, like the poet Adam<br />
Mickiewicz, “be<strong>sm</strong>irched Russia’s holy name” may<br />
provide an excuse for the patriotic mob to enlist Pushkin<br />
as a comrade-in-arms in Putin’s fight against the<br />
Western conspiracy. And yet, I believe, were he to turn<br />
up in person in the square today, Pushkin, with the<br />
swarthy complexion of his African great grandfather<br />
(Peter the Great’s favorite slave and servant) and with<br />
his numerous gay friends, would be nervously rummaging<br />
in his breast pocket in order to produce a governmental<br />
certificate confirming his status as the great<br />
national poet of Russia.<br />
As the Orthodox Church has today, in practice, replaced<br />
the former Communist Party apparatus in its<br />
political influence, the time is not far away when the<br />
bronze Pushkin will have to move back across the<br />
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HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT<br />
Marquis de Lafayette<br />
Karl Marx<br />
Wolfgang Mozart<br />
Napoleon Bonaparte<br />
George Washington<br />
Simon Bolivar<br />
Joseph Stalin<br />
Horatio Nelson<br />
MASONIC INFLUENCE Part of a Masonic ritual, the hand gesture seen in an illustration from "Duncan’s Masonic Ritual<br />
and Monitor," above, bears a striking resemblance to poses in many historical portraits. From sacred-texts.com; wikimedia.org<br />
street, giving way to a restoration of the old monastery<br />
demolished by Stalin. And this second exile and<br />
excommunication will not be caused by the funny,<br />
blasphemous verses he occasionally wrote, but by the<br />
very gesture of his hand hidden in his breast pocket.<br />
Because this gesture proves that he is an archenemy of<br />
the Russian Orthodoxy – a Freemason.<br />
Like many symbols of a bygone era – Picasso’s<br />
dove being one – some gestures become obsolete, too.<br />
Their meaning is now obscure to us. Having noticed<br />
a similarity in hand gestures between the Nelson and<br />
Pushkin monuments, I decided to visit the National<br />
Gallery and the National Portrait Gallery – both located<br />
on the same Trafalgar Square – to study hand<br />
gestures in the portraits of other great personalities.<br />
I invite you to take a quick look at the portraits of<br />
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Simon Bolivar, George<br />
Washington, Lafayette, Solomon Rothschild and Napoleon<br />
Bonaparte. What do they all have in common?<br />
One hand is hidden inside their clothing. Searching the<br />
web for more information, I found them all listed<br />
(plus Marx and Stalin) on a single website – one dedicated<br />
to the Masonic conspiracy.<br />
The site explains that during the Masonic initiation<br />
ceremony, the initiate must learn a secret password<br />
and a hand sign – namely, thrusting his hand in his<br />
bosom. The hidden hand lets the other initiates know<br />
that the individual is part of this secret Brotherhood.<br />
“The hand that executes the actions is hidden behind<br />
cloth, which can symbolically refer to (the) covert nature<br />
of the Mason’s actions,” the propagators of this<br />
Masonic conspiracy explain. The ritual, we are told, is<br />
in imitation of one given by God to Moses, when He<br />
commanded him to thrust his hand into his bosom:<br />
And the Lord said furthermore unto him, Put<br />
now thine hand into thy bosom. And he put his<br />
hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold,<br />
his hand was leprous as snow. And he said,<br />
Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put<br />
his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out<br />
of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as<br />
his other flesh. (Exodus 4-6)<br />
No one would dispute that the author of "Die Zauberflote"<br />
was a Mason. Solomon Rothschild was proud<br />
to be one, keeping his wallet close to his bosom. But I<br />
am not sure about Marx and Stalin. Marx most probably<br />
hid his hand during the photo session because he<br />
had an itchy skin disease. Stalin had a deformed and<br />
withered hand. As for Simon Bolivar and the rest of the<br />
conspirators – only Pushkin could have enlightened<br />
us! And yes, we should not forget our Nelson on Trafalgar<br />
Square. But I am reminded that he simply had<br />
no hand to hide – he’d lost it at the battle. This fact is<br />
hidden by having the missing part of the body appear<br />
not to be missing by putting it behind the cloth. That,<br />
of course, doesn’t prove Nelson was not a Mason. n<br />
Zinovy Zinik's latest book, Sounds Familiar or The<br />
Beast of Artek (Divus, London), was published in June.<br />
See a video on<br />
Freemasonry at<br />
artenol.org.<br />
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Scene<br />
42<br />
MY FIRE PAGER<br />
sits on the floor<br />
next to the bed.<br />
When it goes off<br />
it has this piercing<br />
tone that just<br />
means bad. I think<br />
my heart hears<br />
it even before<br />
my eyes open. A<br />
couple of deep<br />
breaths as the<br />
dispatcher speaks<br />
slowly and you<br />
begin to paint a<br />
picture of what<br />
you may be asked<br />
to do. This is what<br />
I signed up for. I<br />
enjoy photographing<br />
firefighting<br />
efforts as much<br />
as firefighting<br />
itself; however,<br />
I have learned<br />
you cannot do<br />
both at the same<br />
time. My duty as a<br />
firefighter comes<br />
first. With heart<br />
and dedication,<br />
Devon Chester,<br />
along with his<br />
brother and sister<br />
firefighters of the<br />
fire department<br />
in Rock Hill, NY,<br />
responded<br />
to this barn fire<br />
in the spring.<br />
Chris Ramirez<br />
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Fashion<br />
The French lady and<br />
the fashion tyrant<br />
Marie de’ Medici liked to picture herself<br />
hanging out with the gods. In 1621, when she<br />
was queen of France, she commissioned<br />
Peter Paul Rubens to paint 21 pictures illustrating the<br />
key incidents in her life. The Greek and Roman deities<br />
appear in the 14-foot-tall paintings as often as siblings<br />
in a family photo album. Her birth is attended by<br />
a river god representing the Arno River, which runs<br />
through her native Florence. This Queen of Self Esteem<br />
probably didn’t object to Rubens painting a halo<br />
around her infant self’s head.<br />
“The Education of the Princess,” an early version<br />
of American schools’ Picture Day, shows the young<br />
Marie reading intently while Apollo, Athena and Hermes,<br />
forming a sort of divine study group,<br />
look on. In “The Debarkation at Marseilles,”<br />
there isn’t a porter in sight. If there were,<br />
he’d be upstaged, as the queen herself is,<br />
By Stan<br />
Tymorek<br />
by Neptune and three voluptuous, naked Sirens rising<br />
from the sea. They apparently guided the ship<br />
on a safe passage, and now seem ready to unload the<br />
Queen’s baggage, if she so desires.<br />
Marie de’ Medici had Rubens’ paintings of her life<br />
installed in the Luxembourg Palace, in Paris, while<br />
it was still being built for her. About 90 years later,<br />
the mistress of the palace, the Duchess of Berry, led a<br />
life that was light years away from Marie’s baroque,<br />
mythological splendor. If this interloper in the Luxembourg<br />
had commissioned paintings of the betterknown<br />
episodes in her life, the series would have to<br />
include “Drunk Again at the Weekly Palace Orgy,”<br />
“In Seclusion for Another Clandestine Pregnancy,”<br />
SPOILED FLOWER The Duchess of Berry, painted by<br />
Nicolas de Largillière as "Flora," was renowned for her<br />
profligate ways – and for her frequent changes of raiment.<br />
wikimedia.org photo<br />
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starlightmasquerade.com photos<br />
FRENCH DRESSING The extraordinary ornamentation<br />
of 18th-century formal wear can be seen in these photos<br />
of a modern re-creation. Note that the stomacher is<br />
an insert that fastens over the bodice front.<br />
BODICES AND BOWS<br />
Clothing for the aristocratic<br />
French woman<br />
in the 18th century took<br />
real skill and patience to<br />
put on, and frequently<br />
required more than a<br />
few attendents' assistance.<br />
Open-fronted<br />
bodices could be filled in with a decorative "stomacher,"<br />
as seen, top, often festooned with numerous<br />
ribbons and bows, above. The process of dressing<br />
began with a chemise or shift, below, a loose-fitting<br />
<strong>sm</strong>ock usually<br />
made of cotton.<br />
Over that was<br />
worn a corset,<br />
and then layers<br />
of petticoats<br />
with a hoop<br />
frame, followed<br />
by the various<br />
sections of the<br />
outer gown.<br />
TOILETTE TOIL<br />
A young woman<br />
dresses for the evening<br />
in "La Toilette" by<br />
Madrazo y Garreta.<br />
wikimedia.org photo<br />
and “Walking in the Luxembourg Gardens in Disguise<br />
and Getting So Angry Over Soldiers’ Advances<br />
that She Closed the Gardens to the Public, Who Hated<br />
Her For It.”<br />
Born Marie Louise Élisabeth d’Orléans, the Duchess<br />
of Berry was a “legitimized” granddaughter of Louis<br />
XIV, who allowed her to live in the Luxembourg Palace<br />
after her husband died in 1714. She was also “one<br />
of the most odious young women whom the Court of<br />
France had ever seen.” That’s the blunt asses<strong>sm</strong>ent<br />
of H. Noel Williams, who in his book Unruly Daughters<br />
(1913) goes on to say: “She had all her mother’s<br />
arrogance and deceit; all her father’s irreligion and<br />
licentiousness, to which she joined a violent temper,<br />
drunkenness, gluttony, a contemptuous disregard of<br />
ordinary decency and a most foul tongue.”<br />
In other words, the Duchess was hardly a sympathetic<br />
character. Yet I can’t help feeling sorry for her<br />
because she became so infatuated with one Sicaire Antonin<br />
Armand Auguste Nicolas d’Aydie, the Chevalier<br />
de Rions (aka Rion) that she allowed him to dictate<br />
what she should wear. Even worse, as Stendhal writes<br />
in Love (1818), he did this for kicks:<br />
(Rion) would amuse himself by making her<br />
change her coiffure or her dress at the last minute;<br />
he did this so often and so publicly that<br />
she became accustomed to take his orders in<br />
the evening for what she would do and wear<br />
the following day; then the next day he would<br />
alter everything, and the princess (Duchess de<br />
Berry) would cry all the more. In the end, she<br />
took to sending him messages by trusted footmen,<br />
for from the first he had taken up residence<br />
in the Luxembourg; messages which continued<br />
throughout her toilette, to know what ribbons<br />
she would wear, what gown and what other<br />
ornaments; invariably he made her wear something<br />
she did not wish to.<br />
Choosing your own outfit every day is so important<br />
that the freedom to do so should have been spelled out<br />
in the French Revolution’s Declaration of the Rights<br />
of Man and of the Citizen. This very personal deci-<br />
We don’t know whether Rion spent most of<br />
those 48 hours jumping her bones or rifling<br />
through her closet – for future reference in case<br />
she, too, were to fall under his sartorial spell.<br />
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ODIOUS<br />
CREATURE OF HABIT After she was widowed, the Duchess<br />
of Berry took an apartment in a Carmelite convent. The nuns'<br />
simpler mode of dress may have had a strong appeal to her<br />
after the sartorial demands of Rion. wikimedia.org photo<br />
sion is sacred to anyone who cares about clothes, as<br />
the Duchess clearly did. In 1715, before she came under<br />
her Rion’s spell, she even organized a meeting of<br />
the “reigning fashion plates, as well as the most clever<br />
tailors and the most celebrated couturieres” to plot “a<br />
fashion coup,” according to Joan DeJean, in her book<br />
The Essence of Style (2007). These ladies of the French<br />
court demanded that they get first crack at all the new<br />
styles – a precursor to Fashion Week that was more like<br />
"Fashion Cheats."<br />
That the Duchess, said to have had her own way<br />
from an early age, should become subservient to any<br />
man is strange enough. But when those who knew<br />
him tell us he was clearly hit with le baton laid (the ugly<br />
stick), it’s downright incroyable. Stendhal writes that<br />
he was “a short, stout lad with a round, pale face, so<br />
thickly covered with pimples that it bore no bad resemblance<br />
to an abscess.” The Princess Palatine Elizabeth<br />
Charlotte, a memoirist and royal busybody of the<br />
day, found that he was not just another ugly face, but<br />
rather much worse: “I cannot conceive how any one<br />
can love this rogue: he has neither face nor figure; he<br />
has the appearance of a water-sprite, for he has a green<br />
and yellow countenance ... one would take him for a<br />
baboon rather than a Gascon, as he is. He is foppish<br />
and not in the least intelligent; he has a big head shut<br />
in between broad shoulders; and one sees by his eyes<br />
that his sight is not very good.” Perhaps the Duchess<br />
of Berry’s sight was even worse? The cause of her infatuations<br />
remain a mystery, as it was, H. Noel Williams<br />
tells us, even to Rion, who “found himself the object<br />
of a passion such as few men so shabbily treated by<br />
Nature can ever have been fated to inspire and which<br />
must have occasioned him as much astonishment as<br />
joy.”<br />
Of course, we can’t discount the possibility that the<br />
lusty Duchess thought Rion’s sexual prowess was also<br />
incroyable. According to Princess Palatine, he was said<br />
to be especially “amorous,” and a notoriously goatish<br />
lady of the time had spent two days “shut up with<br />
him.” However, we don’t know whether Rion spent<br />
most of those 48 hours jumping her bones or rifling<br />
through her closet – for future reference in case she,<br />
too, were to fall under his sartorial spell.<br />
Due to the complexity of French royal ladies’ outfits<br />
worn at the time, Rion’s options for messing with the<br />
Duchess were as varied as a medieval torturer’s devices.<br />
Women wore both overskirts and underskirts, and<br />
each was usually trimmed with embroidery. So, Rion<br />
could first call for a blue overskirt with a single border<br />
of silver embroidery, and a white underskirt with a<br />
double border of gold-and-silk embroidery. Then, just<br />
when the Duchess – or more accurately, her servants<br />
– had slipped the white underskirt over her hips, he<br />
could revise his instructions and demand a white overskirt<br />
with a double border of gold-and-silk embroidery<br />
and a blue overskirt with a single border of silver embroidery.<br />
He must have had a field day with the tiers<br />
of ribbons placed on each side of the bodice, often in<br />
alternating colors, called echelles or ladders. I can just<br />
see him snickering over his cafe au lait and croissants<br />
as he went through a whole crayon box of colors while<br />
changing his orders for the Duchess’s ladders. Cuffs<br />
were such an important part of a woman’s “carefully<br />
arranged toilet,” we learn from Augustin Challamel in<br />
his History of Fashion in France (1882), that one woman<br />
of means, who was not even under the control of a<br />
man, spent a whole hour putting them on. If that was<br />
the case, could the Duchess’s cuffs have possibly been<br />
good to go before lunchtime?<br />
If I have sympathy for the Duchess, I feel nothing<br />
less than pity for the servants who attended her<br />
while she got dressed. No sooner would they finish<br />
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to replace it with another one. The messengers were<br />
also overworked, running back-and-forth all morning<br />
in the Rion Relay. As their footsteps echoed while<br />
dashing through the vast gallery where Ruben’s Medici<br />
paintings were hung, they must have looked up at<br />
Hermes in “Education of the Princess” and wished for<br />
his wings. If these servants had been around for the<br />
French Revolution later in the century, they probably<br />
would have thought the guillotine was too good for<br />
the Duchess and her likes.<br />
Apparently the Duchess’s culinary staff had it no<br />
easier, because by all reports she was as infatuated<br />
with food as she was with Rion. Princess Palatine<br />
described her “frightful gluttony”with these words:<br />
“Every evening she sits down to table at eight or nine<br />
o’ clock, and eats till three o’clock in the morning.” It<br />
got to the point, Williams tells us, that she sold all her<br />
saddle horses because “even a quiet canter in the Bois<br />
de Boulogne could not be indulged without discomfort.”<br />
I assume Williams is referring to the Duchess’s<br />
discomfort, but what about the poor horses bearing the<br />
burden? After pissing off the citizens of Paris for closing<br />
the Luxembourg Gardens, at least she made her<br />
horses happy by letting them get out from under her<br />
weight. One might suspect that after late-night binging,<br />
some of her clothes would no longer fit her. So<br />
there could have been a silver-embroidered lining to<br />
her weight gain if it limited the number of paces that<br />
Rion could put her through.<br />
Just as inexplicably as the Duchess submitted to the<br />
will of Rion, and while still under his spell, one day<br />
this profoundly irreligious woman suddenly acquired<br />
a getaway apartment at the Carmelite convent in the<br />
Faubourg Saint-Jacques. She then divided her time,<br />
doubtless to the relief of her servants, between the palace<br />
and convent. Though her motivation for this move<br />
has puzzled historians, I have my own theory. How<br />
could she not admire and even envy the good sisters<br />
for wearing the same plain habit every single day? Although,<br />
like the Duchess, they wore what they were<br />
told to wear, at least they were spared the shenanigans<br />
of being told to wear something different just after getting<br />
dressed.<br />
But then, why did she return to the demands of her<br />
palace life, even for limited periods? I’m no expert<br />
on the daily life of Carmelite nuns in 18th-century<br />
France, but I’m quite sure their dinners didn’t last for<br />
six hours. For you can fault the Duchess for letting a<br />
man control her so completely, but unlike many more<br />
“liberated” women today, she was never one to starve<br />
herself for fashion.<br />
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Fire or water<br />
The water in the mountains and streams has changed<br />
when leaving the mouth of the river.<br />
Water follows the geography of its banks, but disrupts and alters<br />
its courses when it becomes constricted in its needs.<br />
The sun dries up the river beds, the clouds return life to them.<br />
Water is alive, but is not life.<br />
Water sustains life and water can take it away.<br />
Water cleanses, sheds, carries and slakes,<br />
and is hospitable.<br />
Waters are the great deluges of scripture and myth, the means to cleanse the earth,<br />
the floods of Bengali of the recent past, the great Jamestown flood, the sinking of the<br />
Titanic, the tidal waves and the home of the great monsters that live in the deep.<br />
Water makes heroes, poets, the great wines of the earth, sacramental rites,<br />
it feeds the giant oak, the poetry of perfume, the Victoria and Niagara falls,<br />
and it is the quaff of human thirst. Water has given to us “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,”<br />
Moby Dick, the divine Odyssey of Homer, and it has inspired Goya’s “Water Carrier.”<br />
Somewhere between “The Nude Maja” and his final fire-filled “The Milk Maid,” the excitement<br />
of the “Water Carrier” appears. Goya was already past the scathing paintings of his own<br />
monarch and family, he had experienced the Napoleonic cleansing of his nation by the use of<br />
French guns and sabers, and recorded them in the stunning “This I Have Seen” etchings.<br />
He was filled with an endless repertoire of man’s carnage to man, a loathing of the stagnancy of<br />
the aristocratic elite and an equal contempt of the methods of its destruction. The bitterness of<br />
his old age lives in the rendering of the Black Paintings, seethes through everything until<br />
the last work from his brush,<br />
“The Milk Maid.”<br />
With these three high points, he has broken through and cast aside a view of life presented<br />
in all his other work, signaling another aspect of what life contains, or is life-sustaining,<br />
and that relates to woman and water. Everything else is condemnation of<br />
man’s accomplishments and behavior.<br />
Goya was an angry man and, living his life in the empire’s luxury, he remained a revolutionary.<br />
Nothing was impervious to his critical castigating explorations, nothing, indeed,<br />
was sacred except his inspired discoveries of these three aspects, the nakedness of woman,<br />
her virtues as water bearer and her mysterious grace as milk maid.<br />
Is this what carried him through the grotesques of mankind and life?<br />
In a revolution, nothing gets done without fire.<br />
Yet, what about the water?<br />
– Gabe Seidler<br />
FALL 2016
Poem<br />
BREAKTHROUGH “The Nude<br />
Maja,“ done in 1798, above left,<br />
is an example of Goya’s early<br />
style. “Water Carrier” (1810)<br />
signified the artist’s fascination<br />
with everyday people. His last<br />
work, “The Milk Maid” (1826),<br />
exhibits the calm that had suffused<br />
Goya’s physical life in his<br />
last years. wikimedia. org photos<br />
Editor: The late Gabe Seidler was<br />
a painter and writer who lived<br />
and worked in New York City. In<br />
the 1990s, he became a founding<br />
member of the School of Bayonne,<br />
a radical artists group dedicated to<br />
bringing revolutionary change to<br />
the art world. “Fire or Water” was<br />
originally published in Spark, the<br />
group’s newspaper, in July 1992.<br />
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Biography<br />
Good heaven! What is<br />
n WHEN THE 8,000-PAGE JOURNAL OF JAMES BOSWELL<br />
(1740-1795) was discovered in a chest of drawers in Malahide Castle,<br />
Dublin, in the 1920s, this provincial Scottish lawyer, whose reputation<br />
rested almost entirely on the documentation of celebrity, became<br />
a literary genius overnight. “Many of the greatest men that ever lived<br />
have written biography,” Lord Macaulay had pronounced, a good<br />
52<br />
hundred years before the discovery; “Boswell was one<br />
of the <strong>sm</strong>allest men that ever lived, and he has beaten<br />
them all.” The unveiling of this breathtaking document<br />
– gossiped about in literary circles for decades,<br />
published in a limited vanity edition in the 1930s, then<br />
brought out by Yale in fourteen volumes from the<br />
1950s through the ‘80s – showed that the greatest biography<br />
in the English language, Boswell’s Life of Samuel<br />
Johnson (1791), was only a slice, in some parts literally<br />
shorn off, of this <strong>sm</strong>all man’s monument to his own,<br />
very large mind.<br />
It wasn’t learning that made his mind great. Boswell<br />
had an average intellect. But he paid close attention to<br />
it. This was his gift. Take his run-in with “Signor Gonorrhea”<br />
on a trip to London at age twenty-two, 1763.<br />
Before:<br />
A more voluptuous night I never enjoyed. Five<br />
times was I fairly lost in supreme rapture. Louisa<br />
was madly fond of me; she declared I was a<br />
prodigy, and asked me if this was not extraordinary<br />
for human nature. I said twice as much<br />
might be, but this was not, although in my own<br />
mind I was somewhat proud of my performance<br />
... Louisa had an exquisite mixture of delicacy<br />
and wantonness that made me enjoy her with<br />
more relish. Indeed, I could not help roving in<br />
fancy to the embraces of some other ladies which<br />
my lively imagination strongly pictured. I don’t<br />
know if that was altogether fair. However, Louisa<br />
had all the advantage. She said she was quite<br />
fatigued and could neither stir leg nor arm ... I<br />
have painted this night as well as I could. The<br />
description is faint; but I surely may be styled a<br />
Man of Pleasure.<br />
And after, while clapped-up in bed:<br />
I thought London a bad place for me. I imagined<br />
I had lost all relish of it. Nay, so very strange<br />
is wayward, diseased fancy that it will make us<br />
wish for the things most disagreeable to us merely<br />
to procure a change of objects, being sick and<br />
tired of those it presently has ... In the afternoon,<br />
my brother came. He brought many low old<br />
Sunday ideas when we were boys into my memory.<br />
I wanted to indulge my gloom in solitude. I<br />
wearied of him. I showed it. I was angry at myself.<br />
I was peevish. He was good enough to say<br />
he would go and come just as I chose. He left me.<br />
I remained ill.<br />
Here stood on each page an individual, more vivid<br />
in his private jottings than Clarissa Harlowe or Samuel<br />
Pepys. The latter, probably Boswell’s closest diarist<br />
predecessor, a London naval administrator of the 17th<br />
century, is remarkably observant in the diary he kept<br />
for nine years. But he does not plumb the depths or<br />
dramatize as Boswell does. Pepys, 1663:<br />
Up betimes and to my office (having first been<br />
angry with my brother John, and in the heat of my<br />
sudden passion called him Asse and coxcomb,<br />
for which I am sorry, it being but for leaving the<br />
key of his chamber with a spring lock within side<br />
of his door), and there we sat all the morning,<br />
and at noon dined at home, and there found a<br />
little girl, which she told my wife her name was<br />
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Boswell?<br />
How ‘The Biographer’ invented<br />
himself long before he ever<br />
chronicled Dr. Johnson’s days<br />
DEDICATED DIARIST Young James Boswell,<br />
below, as portrayed by the Scottish portrait<br />
painter George Willison. Boswell was a legal<br />
advocate, living in Edinburgh at the time.<br />
wikimedia.org photo<br />
SPONGY,<br />
INCORRIGIBLE,<br />
HONEST<br />
By Walker Mimms<br />
Jinny, by which name we shall call her. I think a<br />
good likely girl, and a parish child of St. Bride’s<br />
of honest parentage, and recommended by the<br />
churchwarden ... Home in the evening my viall<br />
(and lute new-strung being brought home too),<br />
and I would have paid Mr. Hunt for it, but he did<br />
not come along with it himself, which I expected<br />
and was angry for it, so much is it against my<br />
nature to owe anything to any body. This evening<br />
the girl that was brought to me to-day for<br />
so good a one, being cleansed of lice this day by<br />
my wife, and good, new clothes put on her back,<br />
she run away Goody Taylour that was shewing<br />
her the way to the bakehouse, and we heard no<br />
more of her.<br />
The details here, like those of a Defoe novel, are quiet<br />
(though not weightless). They revolve around<br />
their narrator. But for Boswell, the everyday<br />
details of his life and the people he meets<br />
are inseparable from his self. What is<br />
remarkable is that he records them<br />
as such. Johnson may have been<br />
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54<br />
the most important person in his life<br />
and the star of his journal, but the gestation<br />
of an identity is without a doubt<br />
Boswell’s main subject.<br />
Yet discussions of Boswell’s literary<br />
richness and psychological penetration<br />
rarely stray from their usual subheadings:<br />
a) Johnson, Samuel, and b)<br />
Johnson, The Life of. He has remained<br />
The Biographer. Though his influence<br />
on biography has been profound, Boswell<br />
needs now and then to be met on<br />
his own terms. Robert Zaretsky has reminded<br />
us why in Boswell’s Enlightenment,<br />
a spirited new study of Boswell’s<br />
early years. Zaretsky focuses on Boswell’s<br />
“Grand Tour,” 1763-1766, the<br />
period of his life from which Johnson<br />
and the London elite are by geographical necessity<br />
most conspicuously absent.<br />
Boswell’s Enlightenment<br />
By Robert Zaretsky<br />
Belknap Press of<br />
Harvard University Press<br />
March 2015, 278 pages<br />
Zaretsky begins with the Church of Scotland,<br />
in Boswell’s native Auchinleck. The “Kirk,” as it was<br />
called, was a formative and terrifying influence on him.<br />
It would have pleased John Calvin. As late as 1696, a<br />
student was put to death at Edinburgh for blasphemy.<br />
Boswell was born at just the right time – Locke had<br />
begun to nudge Aristotle out of the physics department<br />
– but the Calvinist residue was strong, not least<br />
in his parents. Boswell’s mother loved him dearly, but<br />
her devout Calvini<strong>sm</strong> – she wept for her soul when<br />
first obliged to attend the theater – instilled in him a<br />
lifelong terror of the divine, of death, of the dark. Boswell’s<br />
father, a frigid laird presiding over Scotland’s<br />
highest civil and criminal courts, had lofty hopes for<br />
his eldest son but was constantly disappointed. He<br />
pulled Boswell from Edinburgh when rumor reached<br />
him that he had become a common theatergoer. And<br />
later, during Boswell’s first stay in London – he promised<br />
to seek a commission in the King’s Guards – his<br />
father found out he had been keeping a journal.<br />
“Finding that I could be of no use to you,” he wrote<br />
his son, somewhere between the appearances in his life<br />
of Messrs. Gonorrhea and Johnson, “I had determined<br />
to abandon you, to free myself as much as possible<br />
from sharing your ignominy ... I had come to the resolution<br />
of selling all off, from the principle that it is<br />
better to snuff a candle out than leave it to stink in a<br />
socket.” Boswell surrendered, and promised to return<br />
to Scotland to complete the bar. But first, before he<br />
settled down, could he tour the continent? His father<br />
consented, but no more “mimicry, journals, and publications.”<br />
It was precisely this journaling and<br />
mimicry that kept Boswell afloat for<br />
the next two years as he travelled<br />
from London through Holland, Germany,<br />
Switzerland, Italy, and Corsica.<br />
On his tour he began a lifelong practice:<br />
Each day he would sketch out<br />
an “Inviolable Plan” for the improvement<br />
of his habits, his behavior, the<br />
constitution of his mind. “Be retenu,”<br />
was a favorite motto. No more “lowstreet<br />
debauchery.” “Go abroad with<br />
a manly resolution to improve, and<br />
correspond with Johnson.” “You are<br />
to attain habits of study, so that you<br />
may have constant entertainment by<br />
yourself ... Remember that idleness<br />
renders you quite unhappy.” Observe Locke’s “prescription<br />
of going to stool every day after breakfast.”<br />
But within days of his arrival in Utrecht, alone,<br />
caught between his father and himself, he broke down.<br />
“My mind was filled with the blackest ideas,” he writes<br />
a childhood friend, “and all my powers of reason forsook<br />
me. Would you believe it? I ran up and down the<br />
streets, crying out, bursting into tears, and groaning<br />
from my innermost heart.” He eventually props himself<br />
up: “See to attain a fixed and consistent character,<br />
to have dignity. Never despair.” Then word comes that<br />
his illegitimate son, fathered in Edinburgh two years<br />
earlier, has died. The old gloomy Kirk creeps back in.<br />
“Did you not determine to keep mind fixed to real objects,<br />
and to expel speculations, which you know to be<br />
uncertain?” Then – in another letter:<br />
The letter which you are now reading, is the<br />
spontaneous Effusion of a man fully restored to<br />
life and to Joy, whose blood is bounding thro’ his<br />
veins and whose spirits are at the highest pitch<br />
of elevation. Good heaven! What is Boswell? ...<br />
Am I indeed the same Being who was lately so<br />
wretched, to whom all things appeared so di<strong>sm</strong>al,<br />
who imagined himself of no manner of value?<br />
Now I am happy ... The frame which I am<br />
now in, is to me a convincing evidence of the Immortality<br />
of the Soul.<br />
This sets the theme for the rest of his travels – indeed<br />
for the rest of his life. Add to this constant struggle an<br />
illustrious cast of characters, and the journal makes<br />
for wildly entertaining reading: first Hume in Edinburgh<br />
and Johnson in London; then Belle de Zuylen,<br />
the Dutch woman of letters, whom Boswell falls for in<br />
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Utrecht; Frederick the Great, whom he courts obsessively<br />
in Berlin but fails to meet; Rousseau, whom he<br />
interrogates in Switzerland for a solid week; Voltaire,<br />
victim of a similar siege; John Wilkes, the exiled English<br />
anti-monarchist; Pasquale Paoli, the great rebel<br />
leader of Corsica, whose bid for an enlightened liberation<br />
from France was in 1766 as promising as the<br />
American colonies’ was from England. Armed with<br />
letters of reference, Boswell had come for more than<br />
Grand Touri<strong>sm</strong>:<br />
“But tell me sincerely, are you a Christian?” I<br />
looked at [Rousseau] with a searching eye. His<br />
countenance was no less animated. Each stood<br />
steady and watched the other’s looks. He struck<br />
his breast, and replied, “Yes. I pride myself on<br />
being one.” ... BOSWELL: “But tell me, do you<br />
suffer from melancholy? ROUSSEAU: “I was<br />
born placid. I have no natural disposition to<br />
melancholy. My misfortunes have infected me<br />
with it.” BOSWELL: “I, for my part, suffer from<br />
it severely. And how can I be happy, I who have<br />
done so much evil?” ROUSSEAU: “Begin your<br />
life anew. God is good, for he is just. Do good.<br />
You will cancel all the debt of evil ...” BOSWELL:<br />
“Will you, Sir, assume direction of me?”<br />
The answer to that wonderful Boswellian flourish:<br />
no.<br />
Then Voltaire: “I suffer much. But I suffer with<br />
Patience & Resignation; not as a Christian – But as a<br />
man.” “I was moved,” wrote the Scot that night. “I was<br />
sorry.” Then General Paoli: “Let us leave these disputes<br />
to the idle. I always hold firm one great object. I<br />
never feel a moment of despondency.”<br />
Zaretsky does an admirable job of arranging these<br />
giants – most of them delighted, some repulsed by<br />
their animated caller – not only into the era’s intellectual<br />
chain of being but into the pricklier chain of Boswell’s<br />
selfhood. This is the heart of the book. Zaretsky<br />
is right to call Boswell a “bricoleur of the self,” an assemblage<br />
of the many people and ideas he absorbs.<br />
One gets the sense he is writing himself into existence<br />
– scribo ergo sum. “I had lately a thought that appeared<br />
new to me,” he would write years later in desperation,<br />
“that by burning all my journals and all my written<br />
traces of my former life, I should be like a new being.”<br />
Zaretsky is right to call Boswell a<br />
‘bricoleur of the self,’ an assemblage of<br />
the many people and ideas he absorbs.<br />
This attitude toward oneself – thrillingly similar to<br />
our modern attitudes, in an age where one’s public<br />
identity is more malleable than ever – is not exactly<br />
unique even in the second half of the 18th century.<br />
It was an attitude at least 200 years in the making.<br />
Modern scholarship in the “history of mentalities” –<br />
dubbed by the French Annales school – has asked the<br />
fundamental, nearly incalculable question of how historical<br />
peoples became who they were, how they understood<br />
themselves and acquired identities.<br />
Stephen Greenblatt marks the Protestant<br />
schi<strong>sm</strong> of the early 16th century as the decisive moment,<br />
the great “unmooring” of personal identity<br />
from state and religious forces. Luther’s German<br />
Bible and William Tyndale’s English Bible liberated<br />
the most important moral knowledge in the world,<br />
formerly locked up and out of reach by the learned<br />
priesthood, into the layman’s hands. One’s inner conscience,<br />
a private mechani<strong>sm</strong> to be fed and cultivated,<br />
replaced the public Church confessional as the<br />
measure of one’s moral life. Sumptuary laws were<br />
abolished; handbooks like Machiavelli’s The Prince<br />
and Castiglione’s Book of the Courtier proposed new<br />
models of social conduct in court life. The merchant<br />
class was born, and it grew from Spenser to Pepys to<br />
the 18th century. This era has been well documented,<br />
and we know it to be a breeding ground of social<br />
climbing and imitation. But we arrive at Boswell: to<br />
read his chronicle of every mood swing, every passing<br />
influence consumed and digested into an identity,<br />
one becomes so enmeshed in the young Boswell, so<br />
convinced by his search for the right artifice, that for<br />
a moment he seems the sole inheritor of Greenblatt’s<br />
entire tradition of self-fashioning.<br />
“Set out for Harwich like Father, grave and comfortable.”<br />
“I hoped by degrees to attain to some degree of<br />
propriety. Mr. Addison’s character in sentiment, mixed<br />
with a little of the gaiety of Sir Richard Steele and the<br />
manners of Mr. [West] Digges were the ideas I aimed<br />
to realize.” “Let me moderate & cultivate my Originality.<br />
God would not have formed such a diversity<br />
of men if he had intended that they should all come<br />
up to a certain standard ... Let me then be Boswell and<br />
render him as fine a fellow as possible.” “Remember<br />
Johnson’s precepts on experience of mankind. Consider<br />
there is truth.”<br />
Pause here and consider this entry, written two years<br />
earlier, in Johnson’s slender diary:<br />
Enlighten me with true knowledge, animate<br />
me with reasonable hope, comfort me with a<br />
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It’s a similar plea for stability from a man with his<br />
own crippling depression. But it’s a prayer – as is most<br />
of Johnson’s diary. And it’s much closer to the Protestant<br />
function of the very first personal diaries. Zaretsky<br />
explains that “while Boswell continues this tradition of<br />
self-probing, he also transforms it. In a sense, he takes<br />
it out of the closet – that is, the praying closet where his<br />
father’s generation retreated in order to wrestle with<br />
their souls.”<br />
Boswell wrestles with his soul, all right. But even<br />
if he must remind himself to pray, even if his sanity<br />
seems to depend on the promise of an afterlife (Thomas<br />
Reid “has relieved me from the uneasy universal<br />
Sceptici<strong>sm</strong> into which David Hume led me, and from<br />
which I absolutely could not escape”), his journal addresses<br />
only his innermost self. “While I am attacked<br />
by melancholy,” he reports, in quite a different mood,<br />
“I seldom enjoy the comforts of religion. A future state<br />
seems so clouded, and my attempts toward devotion<br />
are so unsuitable, that I often draw my mind away<br />
from divine subjects.”<br />
The title of Zaretsky’s book is, for this reason, an<br />
ironic one. The godless Age of Reason doesn’t often<br />
claim fatherhood of James Boswell, who, yes, suffered<br />
from lingering doubt, but still clung for dear life to<br />
the comforts of religion, scorned the French materialist<br />
philosophes, and would years later all but beg<br />
Hume for a deathbed confession in an attempt to save<br />
the philosopher’s soul. Boswell’s strange relation to<br />
the faith he so desired illustrates a tricky but vital<br />
fringe of the Enlightenment: a reluctance to accept the<br />
possibility that we are alone. Zaretsky: “In the end, it<br />
is not the rightness of the Enlightenment’s methodology<br />
we question, but instead the rightness of the<br />
world it has given us.”<br />
Taking his cues from Rousseau, an outspoken defender<br />
of this paradox, Boswell lands somewhere<br />
between the believers and the skeptics, or, rather, is<br />
hurled violently between them as he searches not only<br />
for a self but for an answer to the God question. Amid<br />
the commotion, with a nudge from Robert Zaretsky,<br />
this spongy, incorrigible, honest young man, lustful<br />
not only in matters of the flesh but in all matters of life,<br />
endears himself to the 21st-century mind, which like<br />
him is left to fend for itself. Does he contradict himself?<br />
Very well, then he contradicts himself, he is large, he<br />
contains multitudes.<br />
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Story<br />
We argued all morning. Gnilovsky<br />
maintained that modern life is<br />
simpler than life, for example, for<br />
Odysseus. I objected:<br />
“When Odysseus was captured<br />
by the Cyclopes, he was surprised that they didn’t<br />
honor the gods. ‘We’re much older than your gods.<br />
We don’t give a shit about your gods!’ answered<br />
the Cyclopes. Modern civilization has returned to<br />
the ways of the Cyclopes, we have no standards, no<br />
rules, no reference points, and we, too, couldn’t care<br />
By Julia<br />
Kissina<br />
less about the gods, understand?”<br />
We <strong>sm</strong>oked like chimneys. Gnilovsky<br />
stared dreamingly out the window,<br />
envious of Homer’s heroes’ adventures.<br />
Across the way twinkled the neon sign of a porn<br />
shop.<br />
The radio woke up suddenly and a women’s solemn<br />
voice made the following announcement:<br />
“Yesterday, in downtown Frankfurt, at the Museum<br />
of Modern Art, two more people tragically<br />
perished.”<br />
I startled. Gnilovsky, too, it seemed, came out of<br />
his reverie.<br />
“Are you sure we heard it right?” he asked in his<br />
slightly bitter voice.<br />
We got on the computer. Opened the Internet.<br />
At the Museum of Modern Art in Frankfurt<br />
people disappear or die every day. An exhibition,<br />
entitled “Catastrophe,” the most important cultural<br />
event of the season, is attracting ever more<br />
visitors. Entrance is at your own risk …<br />
Half an hour later, after dropping everything and<br />
breathless with impatience, we were approaching<br />
the museum.<br />
“Art has become a funfair ride! Just a Disneyland!”<br />
muttered Gnilovsky.<br />
In front of the museum, where a crowd had gathered,<br />
our path was blocked by two ambulances and<br />
a school bus. People were upset and milling about,<br />
anxiously silent. Most were women. Smokers were<br />
kicked out of the crowd immediately. Someone<br />
whined in dissatisfaction that the line was moving<br />
too slowly, and there were complaints at the ticket<br />
office. Later, a body, covered with a white cloth,<br />
was carried out; general opinion was that the heat<br />
had done it.<br />
“Catastrophe” – the exhibition’s banner caught<br />
my eye – while, nearby, someone rustled a newspaper.<br />
Reporters rushed past the crowd. Enormous<br />
cases of television equipment were delivered and<br />
the crowd began to stir.<br />
An hour later we reached the ticket office<br />
and someone tapped my back.<br />
“Do not under any circumstances enter the room<br />
with the installation, or, uhhh … in short, where<br />
you see the famous ‘Three Arrows.’” It’s been in<br />
every newspaper.<br />
“Three arrows?”<br />
“It’s a cult thing, dangerous. From the Whitney<br />
Museum’s collection. Had it been in the Seventies<br />
it would have been regarded as a symbol of protest<br />
against the war in Vietnam.”<br />
“Want a lethal dose of art?” the cashier asked<br />
poisonously as we paid the entrance fee.<br />
“Seriously?”<br />
We don’t<br />
shit about<br />
give a<br />
your gods<br />
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“Look at what’s printed on the ticket,” Gnilovsky<br />
poked me in the side.<br />
“People with irregular blood pressure, heart conditions,<br />
and so on and so forth” – there was a list of all<br />
types of health risks – “are advised against ... ”<br />
The museum’s lobby was cool, well lit. The atmosphere<br />
was festive but a bit antiseptic. “Catastrophe:<br />
Enter at your own risk” announced a sign at the<br />
entrance.<br />
A guard checked us with a security scanner and<br />
<strong>sm</strong>iled sourly.<br />
“From here, you’re on your own.”<br />
We entered a large triangular space and<br />
were blinded by light. On the opposite side of the<br />
room stood two young men in sunglasses. The pair<br />
observed our actions with open skeptici<strong>sm</strong>, not moving<br />
a step.<br />
Gnilovsky warily swiveled his eyes around and<br />
showed me a <strong>sm</strong>all metal box atop a podium. There<br />
was an opening in the box. The enormous hall held<br />
nothing else.<br />
“Clean and clear.”<br />
“This is based on a random number generator. A<br />
very interesting technical device,” I heard a woman’s<br />
voice.<br />
A click was heard. Almost instantly something<br />
whipped with a swish past me through the air and<br />
an arrow hit the opposite wall. Only then did I notice<br />
that the entire wall was covered with arrows. On the<br />
floor there was a <strong>sm</strong>all brown spot which at first was<br />
difficult to identify.<br />
“Well, well, well!” Gnilovsky grinned. “Art threatens<br />
life. You walk through the exhibition, and at any<br />
moment you might be skewered by that thing in the<br />
box.”<br />
“Three arrows?”<br />
He nodded.<br />
“I feel like a conquistador on the Amazon river. In<br />
the bush are Indians with poison arrows, and the sky<br />
is bluer than blue!”<br />
“That’s the magical power of art!”<br />
“Don’t bunch-up! You’re blocking other guests,” an<br />
employee requested.<br />
“Well, fine, we’ll crawl through,” decided Gnilovsky.<br />
He stretched out on the floor. I lowered myself<br />
beside him. A young couple followed our example.<br />
A long-haired blond girl in a short dress fell on her<br />
knees and then prostrated her body forward. Her<br />
knight, blinking uncontrollably, repeated her movements<br />
precisely.<br />
“It really is fun after all!” the girl remarked.<br />
Gnilovsky slowed for a few seconds. Then he<br />
adjusted his glasses in determination and rushed<br />
forward, seriously risking his life. Shutting my eyes<br />
in fear, I followed blindly. While the four of us were<br />
crawling across the white marble, two more arrows<br />
whistled over our heads and stuck in the opposite<br />
wall.<br />
Crawling was not easy. The floor was freezing cold.<br />
My knees, in thin nylons, hurt and my movements<br />
were stiff. The scared girl’s whispers and her partner’s<br />
heavy breathing played on our nerves.<br />
“Well, so, past the first room!” Gnilovsky <strong>sm</strong>iled<br />
triumphantly when we reached the far side.<br />
“Made it through!” confirmed the girl happily.<br />
And then we saw, bunched up near the entrance,<br />
an entire class of school kids. The childrens’ faces<br />
showed sincere delight. Their teacher explained something<br />
in a monotone, waving just a single arm.<br />
In the next room, on a long, well-polished<br />
table, lay piles of white powder. Above it hung a huge<br />
metal cross and a glowing neon slogan, “Your Own<br />
Personal Jesus.”<br />
“I read about it on the net: one of the powder piles<br />
is cyanide. They all look the same. Cute and courageous<br />
I think. Like Russian roulette,” the girl was well<br />
informed.<br />
Next to the powders were disposable spoons and<br />
stacks of white paper napkins. An elderly attendant<br />
wilted nearby on a chair, eyes closed. His walkie-talkie<br />
and its long strap had slipped to the floor,<br />
apparently much earlier. It was unclear if he was<br />
asleep or dead.<br />
Suddenly, from the room with the arrows, we heard<br />
a sharp cry. I ran to see what had happened.<br />
On the marble floor, a boy lay writhing. From his<br />
back, right out of his Adidas jacket, stuck an arrow.<br />
A stain of blood in the shape of a heart had already<br />
appeared on his back around the wound.<br />
“He has only himself to blame. And a poor student,<br />
too,” added one of the boys.<br />
For some reason, the children treated me as if I<br />
were responsible for everything that was happening.<br />
The teacher stepped right up to me. Her eyes were<br />
irritated and red.<br />
“You don’t remember me? We studied at the<br />
Academy of Fine Arts at the same time.” Her face was<br />
vaguely familiar and I nodded.<br />
“The students and I were getting prepared all week<br />
for this exhibition, studying Viennese Actioni<strong>sm</strong>. I<br />
even performed with Hermann Nitsch,” she said,<br />
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‘I read about it on the net: one of the<br />
powder piles is cyanide. They all look the<br />
same. Cute and courageous I think. Like<br />
Russian roulette,’ the girl was well informed.<br />
extending her stump toward me. I looked in her face<br />
with understanding as she continued, “In class, the<br />
students and I discussed ethics and the role of art<br />
in life, and then this exhibition popped up. Much<br />
was written about it, especially its moral and ethical<br />
values in a world choking on consumeri<strong>sm</strong>. At<br />
a teachers’ council meeting we discussed the trip’s<br />
educational value and pedagogical fit!”<br />
Children, still crowding the entrance, watched with<br />
horror as the teacher stooped and dragged the boy to<br />
the side. While the teacher was rescuing her student,<br />
her skirt rode up, showing her dark underwear,<br />
which attracted my harried attention even more than<br />
the rest of the scene.<br />
“Stop ogling her backside, let’s go,” said Gnilovsky.<br />
The young couple that was with us stayed<br />
to sample the poisonous powders, but we entered<br />
the next room. It was quite <strong>sm</strong>all. A hole in the floor<br />
opened onto a metal staircase.<br />
“I’ve visited this museum often. This staircase was<br />
never here!” I said in surprise.<br />
I was about to step inside when I spotted a strange<br />
creature heading toward us. It was a man in the<br />
depths of old age, thin and frail.<br />
“Young ones, kindly help me!” rasped the old man.<br />
“Please,” I offered him my elbow.<br />
“I worked my whole life, I had women, money,<br />
cars, I spared nothing. But as you can see, it all was<br />
in vain. I came here to die. Please help me. I’ve been<br />
wandering around this cursed exhibition for two<br />
hours and I can’t die! You’ve got to help me. Come<br />
with me.”<br />
He spoke so slowly, I really did want to kill him.<br />
Gnilovsky had nonetheless managed to preserve<br />
some semblance of humanity and took the old man’s<br />
hand. At the speed of a tortoise, he took us to an object<br />
that looked like a tanning bed.<br />
“It’s a sarcophagus. Kindly read me the instructions,<br />
young man. But loudly if you will!”<br />
The instructions stated that the sarcophagus would<br />
disrupt the heart’s rhythmic pattern with electrical<br />
impulses, producing immediate cardiac arrest. It was<br />
the work of a young woman, a Japanese artist from<br />
Nagasaki. It won first prize in the competition “Art<br />
and Medicine.”<br />
“Just the thing!” warranted the old man.<br />
“But we’re not murderers.”<br />
“I’ve got to die!” said the old man, filled with iron<br />
determination. “You, what, don’t love art?”<br />
“In this old man’s demand I see the future of<br />
civilization! The nightmare of immortality!” hissed<br />
Gnilovsky. We sat the old man down in a chair next to<br />
the sarcophagus and, after promising to return, ran to<br />
the stairs.<br />
In two <strong>sm</strong>all rooms documentaries were playing<br />
about torture.<br />
For a moment, I remembered a brief episode from<br />
my childhood, when my parents and I went on a<br />
short trip to a medieval castle. My father often quoted<br />
the tour guidebook sarcastically: “A tour of the castle,<br />
and in particular the Museum of Torture, will be great<br />
fun for your children and will get them interested in<br />
history.”<br />
“But paintings have always depicted Christ on the<br />
cross, martyrs with their eyes torn out and demons<br />
in hell. So art hasn’t changed since that time,” said<br />
Gnilovsky.<br />
“I’ve had enough for today.”<br />
But that was not the end. In the next room, floored<br />
with rough planks, an installation of torture devices<br />
awaited us. On a <strong>sm</strong>all, low table were brochures with<br />
political slogans. Then came a room showcasing the<br />
Chapman brothers, British artists whose work concerned<br />
concentration camps.<br />
Straight at us, almost knocking me down,<br />
leaped the same blond who crawled under the arrows<br />
with us. Her clothes were ripped, her hair a mess, her<br />
eyes rolling. The black snake of a microphone was<br />
suddenly thrust over my shoulder.<br />
“Are you a college student? Do you work? What<br />
can you tell us about the future of femini<strong>sm</strong>?”<br />
The girl pushed the reporter away and threw herself<br />
on me, her shoulders shaking with sobs.<br />
”Where’s your friend?” Gnilovsky asked grimly.<br />
”I don’t know, he got scared. He stayed outside.”<br />
She nodded her head toward the door, and only<br />
then did I see the sign: “Women Only.”<br />
“They’re raping people in there, understand. I<br />
was raped! They threatened me with a knife. I was<br />
terrified. I work at a savings bank. Eight-to-six, every<br />
day. I’m very interested in modern art. I read everything<br />
I can, trying to understand. I respect art. I’m no<br />
cynic, no prude, I go to all the exhibitions, but it’s the<br />
first time something like this happened to me! I want<br />
to sue the organizers. At least get some money for<br />
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emotional damage!”<br />
“Could you have entered the exhibition and not<br />
read the instructions?” a reporter interrupted, tearing<br />
her from my shoulder.<br />
Then an attendant approached.<br />
“The law is on the side of the curators. You were<br />
warned. There are signs everywhere. You’re not blind,<br />
my dear!” The girl resumed weeping and her sobs<br />
grew louder.<br />
“Downstairs, on the first floor, there’s a team of<br />
psychologists,” the attendant told me. “She should go<br />
on down. They’ll speak with her, get her settled so she<br />
can get home. Can you make it yourself?”<br />
”Take me, please,” begged the girl and grabbed<br />
me by the elbow.<br />
“What else is there on the top floor?” I said, turning<br />
to the reporter. To tell the truth, I wanted to be finished<br />
with this exhibition. My nerves already were on edge.<br />
“It’s interesting enough,” he mumbled. “Upstairs<br />
they have some Russian artist’s mine field. His name’s<br />
a bit hard to pronounce, but it’s great work. Then they<br />
have predators. On the top floor, a window is open,<br />
and you can jump from a springboard directly onto<br />
the tramway. But no one has done it yet today.”<br />
He grinned. Gnilovsky looked at him with undisguised<br />
contempt.<br />
The girl glanced helplessly from me to the reporter,<br />
and then at Gnilovsky. Without help, it seemed, she<br />
couldn’t budge.<br />
“All right, we’ll take you down. That’s it,” Gnilovsky<br />
said, taking her by the hand. “Let’s go down.<br />
Where’s the exit?”<br />
It turned out that the exit stairs were coated with<br />
artificial ice. We somehow slipped our way to the<br />
bottom, drenching our<br />
clothes. I painfully<br />
banged my shoulder<br />
against the wall, but it<br />
was nothing compared<br />
with the<br />
others’ trauma and<br />
losses.<br />
At the exit we were met by a medical team. Those<br />
with broken bones were treated immediately. The<br />
girl’s boyfriend, with a huge black eye, threw himself<br />
on her and they shook with sobs.<br />
“Do you need a psychotherapist or perhaps a<br />
priest?” a kind-faced nurse asked as she hurriedly ran<br />
over to me.<br />
“Thank you. We’ve gotten used to modern art.”<br />
“The museum gift shop sells beautiful catalogs,”<br />
she shouted when we turned our backs to her.<br />
Returning home on the tram, we heard the<br />
screech of brakes and the blast of a collision. Two<br />
cars had crashed at the corner near the bridge. A tin<br />
can spun twice in the air. Our tram braked hard and<br />
stopped. We had to continue on foot because, as the<br />
conductor explained, someone had lost a leg and traffic<br />
was blocked. After such a stimulating exhibition I<br />
just didn’t have the strength to listen to the details.<br />
Outside my building, right in front of my nose, a<br />
brick fell on the sidewalk and <strong>sm</strong>ashed to bits.<br />
“We were awfully lucky today,” Gnilovsky said as<br />
we looked into each other’s eyes, nervously <strong>sm</strong>iling.<br />
“On Thursday, identification procedures commenced<br />
for bodies recovered from the crash site of a<br />
Moroccan airliner. Yesterday, blood relatives, 125 in<br />
all, provided samples should DNA testing be required<br />
... British Prime Minister Tony Blair stated that<br />
a ‘barbaric terrorist attack has been committed, which<br />
it is now quite clear, was timed to coincide with the<br />
opening of the G-8 summit,’” the radio sounded as we<br />
went upstairs.<br />
I pulled the cord from the outlet sharply, not<br />
wanting to hear about any more catastrophes, and<br />
I thought, looking at the newly-empty<br />
plug socket: no way would fingers fit in<br />
there after all.<br />
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Translated from Russian by Brendan Kiernan<br />
and the author. From the book<br />
This is art! (2006).<br />
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