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trained me for three months to teach me all the information they’re<br />
giving you guys tonight.”<br />
“Are you serious?” I asked incredulously. I guess I could see<br />
that. It would probably take me that long to remember how to use<br />
half of that equipment.<br />
“Yeah. So don’t worry. If you ever actually want to ghost<br />
hunt, they’ll give you more information. But you probably won’t<br />
want to associate with us weirdos.”<br />
Ah, crazy blush, we meet again. “I told you I’m sorry about<br />
that” I seriously felt bad. He was really nice, and I realized after<br />
seeing doctors and lawyers and other upstanding <strong>no</strong>n-creepy citizens<br />
tell their ghost stories, that I had misjudged the crowd.<br />
“I’m kidding! Relax.”<br />
“What’s your name?” I asked, changing the subject.<br />
“Tucker.” He placed the book he had been reading on the<br />
counter so he could hold out his hand. When I glanced at the title as<br />
I reached over the book, I felt even worse about judging him earlier.<br />
This guy recognized my Ghostbusters reference and read Fight<br />
Club. That alone made him someone I would probably have been<br />
friends with in high school.<br />
“So what’s confusing you?” he asked after we’d shaken<br />
hands.<br />
“<strong>The</strong> equipment. I am <strong>no</strong>t mechanically minded at all. I can’t<br />
tell an electronic-magnet-whatever from a spatula.”<br />
Tucker laughed again. “Electromagnetic. All that really<br />
means is a field made by things with an electric charge. <strong>The</strong> meters<br />
we have measure the changes in that field — hence the name<br />
Electromagnetic Field Meter, or EMF meter. Basically, the theory is<br />
that the presence of a ghost creates a change in that field. So, if your<br />
meter shows a jump to a higher number, there may be a ghost<br />
hanging around.”<br />
I raised my hands in mock applause. “Ladies and gentlemen,<br />
EMF meters for Dummies, presented by Tucker of <strong>The</strong> End Shelf.<br />
Next, he will explain Infrared Cameras for Complete Morons,<br />
specifically designed for Chelsea Keller.”<br />
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