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14<br />

One year and three months later<br />

'So tell us why you’re here,’ said a thirty-year-old man. He wore a<br />

red tie and a crisp white shirt.<br />

I was at HSBC’s placement interview, facing a panel of three<br />

bankers. Each wore a pained and bored expression. They had heard<br />

over forty Stephanians talk nonsense about their greatness. Each<br />

candidate had solved all the problems India faced, redesigned the<br />

bank’s strategy and promised to work harder than apartheid-era slaves.<br />

Why do companies bother with such interviews? Perhaps it makes<br />

them feel better to talk about the problems of the world, even though<br />

the actual job involves sitting at a desk and punching formulas into<br />

spreadsheets.<br />

I had no answer for my panel. I didn’t know why I had applied to<br />

them, or for any job at all. I hated Delhi. I flashbacked to my college<br />

life. Yes, I’d loved it when I had first joined college. The first year had<br />

gone by so quickly it had felt like a vacation. The second year was<br />

painful, with Riya breaking up with me. However, she was at Itast<br />

around. I could steal a glance at her every now and then, be rejected<br />

every couple of months and still remember the good times. I had<br />

something then that keeps people going during the worst times—hope.<br />

I dreamt Riya would come around one day. She would realize I<br />

was her perfect partner—in terms of height, basketball, mental<br />

connect, how hours felt like minutes when we were together and how<br />

little we cared about the rest of the world. She never did. She slapped<br />

a wedding card on me and left. My Bihari gang had made me swear on<br />

my mother I would never contact her again. I didn’t. She quit college<br />

in a couple of weeks. She had a lavish wedding, Stephanians who<br />

attended it said afterwards. I’m sure Rohan spent the colleges entire<br />

annual budget on the wedding reception. I overheard that Riya had<br />

gone to Bora Bora for her honeymoon. The name of the place sounded

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