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got license to put Disney characters on<br />

cards too!<br />

How does NASA<br />

organize their company<br />

parties? They planet<br />

Why can't blondes dial<br />

911 in an emergency?<br />

They can't find the 11 button.<br />

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says how do you drive this thing.<br />

Why did the chicken cross the road? How would i know.<br />

Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… MOOOOO<br />

What's slower, hot or cold? Cold! Because you can catch it!<br />

Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.<br />

Eat right, stay fit, then die like everybody else.<br />

Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!<br />

What happens when you mix goat dna with human dna? Kicked out of the petting zoo!<br />

what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? we're both lawyers.<br />

how does an ocean say hi? it waves.<br />

how does a train eat? it goes choo choo!

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