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<strong>Eye</strong> on Fun<br />

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Towards<br />

the end of<br />

<strong>October</strong><br />

there is<br />

often a buzz<br />

in the air, as<br />

children begin<br />

to get excited<br />

about Halloween<br />

and going ‘Trick<br />

or Treating’. We<br />

all know the<br />

practice.<br />

The children get<br />

dressed up in<br />

their costumes,<br />

knock on doors<br />

and challenge the<br />

house holder by<br />

asking, Trick or<br />

Treat?<br />

Of course, these<br />

days most Trick<br />

or Treaters only<br />

knock on the<br />

doors of their<br />

friends (often<br />

prearranged!)<br />

or at the<br />

very least, knock the<br />

doors of the neighbours<br />

who are displaying<br />

a pumpkin or other<br />

decorations.<br />

So, the question ‘Trick<br />

or Treat’ is posed and<br />

the children are pretty<br />

confident that, faced<br />

with this ‘terrifying’<br />

band of young pirates,<br />

superheroes, pumpkins<br />

and princesses that the<br />

householder will answer<br />

‘Treat’ and present<br />

them with a bowl<br />

of sweets.<br />

If you’re a<br />

cavityfearing<br />

parent,<br />

you<br />

might<br />

want<br />

to<br />

encourage the<br />

householders that<br />

you’re visiting to<br />

answer ‘Trick’. Task<br />

the kids with thinking<br />

up some tricks to play<br />

before you go out. It’s<br />

just a bit of fun, the<br />

“tricks” are as scary as<br />

a knock-knock joke is<br />

funny.<br />

One of our readers gave<br />

us a great example<br />

of this, “We used to<br />

chant, “Trick or Treat,<br />

you’ll smell my feet,<br />

if you don’t give me<br />

something good to eat!”<br />

Then if they said trick<br />

we’d wave dirty socks<br />

at them. Poooeeey!<br />

You could have a bowl<br />

of lollies outside with<br />

a walkie-talkie in the<br />

bottom of the bowl.<br />

Scare people with it<br />

when they reach for<br />

lollies. Another fun<br />

trick on halloween is<br />

to make caramel<br />

covered onions instead<br />

of apples. Or maybe<br />

you could spend some<br />

time making chocolate<br />

covered par-boiled<br />

sprouts... (yes, we’ve<br />

tried this!) Wrap them<br />

up in old ferro rocher<br />

wrappers (of course<br />

you’ll have to eat these<br />

yourself - shame)<br />

Hand these to the<br />

householder that asks<br />

for a trick and they will<br />

get a nasty surprise as<br />

they bite into one!<br />

But be careful, some<br />

householders may be<br />

getting ready to trick<br />

you back. Oh yes, those<br />

who do enter into the<br />

spirit of Hallowe’en<br />

may be looking for their<br />

own entertainment.<br />

Mwahahaha!<br />

Some will dress up<br />

and decorate their<br />

hallway, answering<br />

as a witch or another<br />

scary character. One<br />

particularly fun Dad we<br />

spoke to dressed up as<br />

a scarecrow and sat in<br />

a chair outside his door<br />

looking limp and lifeless<br />

with a bowl of sweets<br />

in his lap. As the trick<br />

or treaters approached<br />

he came to life. Now<br />

THAT’s scary!<br />

If you want to really<br />

confuse the trick or<br />

treaters, when you’re<br />

asked ‘Trick or Treat?’,<br />

try saying “Ooh, treat<br />

please!‘ and watch their<br />

confused little faces...<br />

Whatever you and<br />

yours are doing this<br />

Halloween, enjoy!<br />

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<strong>Issue</strong> <strong>62</strong> <strong>October</strong> D <strong>2017</strong>(Paul).indd 35 19/09/<strong>2017</strong> 17:32

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