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| BRIEFS<br />
“conjured up”<br />
The two words from SLOPD Sargent Chad<br />
Pfarr’s New Times interview that triggered<br />
outrage within the community. In the article,<br />
Pfarr, who was commenting for an article<br />
about Cal Poly sexual abuse victims, told the<br />
weekly newspaper: “… students often ‘feel<br />
like they got sexually assaulted because they<br />
blacked out’ [after consuming alcohol] when<br />
really, ‘it was just something that was conjured<br />
up.’” The matter remains under an internal<br />
review at SLOPD.<br />
4<br />
The number of stores that were found to<br />
be in violation of the city’s 2015 ordinance<br />
banning the sale of Styrofoam products,<br />
when those products were found on its<br />
shelves. All four of the stores were part<br />
of national chains and include: Target,<br />
Costco, CVS, and Rite Aid.<br />
$1,200,000<br />
The amount of money Elizabeth Edith<br />
Shaw, 68, of Cambria, embezzled from<br />
her employer, Winsor Construction, since<br />
2005. Shaw was sentenced to ten years<br />
in county jail after entering a no-contest<br />
plea for grand theft and tax evasion.<br />
“So if you’re<br />
fond of your<br />
brains, you don’t<br />
want to be in a<br />
big city.”<br />
Lance Lambert, writing for Realtor.com,<br />
outlining the reasons San Luis Obispo<br />
was recognized as the third best city in<br />
America in which to survive a zombie<br />
apocalypse. Reasoning that the relative<br />
lack of population density would delay<br />
the spread of a zombie virus, the study<br />
estimated that one would fare only slightly<br />
better with the brain-eating undead in<br />
either Lubbock, Texas or Deltona, Florida.<br />
“It looks like a<br />
big, giant rock<br />
sitting there.”<br />
San Luis Obispo Council Member Carlyn<br />
Christianson commenting on the new<br />
Stalwork, Inc. building downtown at the<br />
corner of Santa Rosa and Marsh. The<br />
structure, owned by local developer Ben<br />
Kulick, was painted a dark, charcoal gray<br />
instead of the two-tone tan color he had<br />
received approval for in his plans. Amid<br />
public outcry, Christianson joined her<br />
colleagues in voting unanimously to require<br />
Kulick to repaint the structure.<br />
“You know how<br />
unaffordable<br />
it is to live<br />
in San Luis.”<br />
Scott James commenting on his rationale for<br />
posting a listing on Craigslist explaining that<br />
he and his wife, Gayle, were giving away their<br />
400-square-foot Cayucos cottage to whoever<br />
could move it. A woman, who claimed<br />
the home, contracted with Brandt House<br />
and Building Movers, to set it up in a new<br />
location for her son, a Cal Poly student.<br />
#BISHOPMELON<br />
The Twitter hashtag left behind by a stealthy<br />
artist who painted a unique trailside rock to<br />
look as if it were a slice of watermelon. The<br />
seed-speckled granite sliver found on the<br />
way up to Bishop Peak prompted a spirited<br />
debate locally as to whether it was art or<br />
vandalism. City officials went with the latter<br />
and immediately responded by sending four<br />
park rangers who spent an estimated four<br />
to five hours scrubbing the rock clean. The<br />
intrepid painter remains at large, and should<br />
be considered armed (with nylon brushes)<br />
and extremely creative.<br />
108°<br />
The temperature in San Luis Obispo during<br />
a late October heat wave that broke more<br />
all-time high records for three consecutive<br />
days, including one day when the city<br />
shared the dubious distinction, along with<br />
the Miramar Naval Air Station outside of<br />
San Diego, for being the hottest spot in the<br />
country. Four consecutive days in the week<br />
following also broke all-time heat records.<br />
“Come to think of<br />
it, I really don’t feel<br />
quite as happy as I<br />
did last year.”<br />
One of the many tongue-in-cheek<br />
comments made by San Luis Obispo<br />
residents after learning that National<br />
Geographic’s survey ranking America’s<br />
“Happiest Cities” dropped the Central Coast<br />
town from Number 1 to Number 5 in the<br />
2017 version of its report. SLO LIFE<br />
34 | SLO LIFE MAGAZINE | DEC/JAN 2018