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20 TMWS 16 th - 30 th April 2018<br />
Jetty Jokes<br />
www.tmwsmagazine.com<br />
A Russian While Visiting India Went<br />
For An Eye Check Up. The Dr. Shows<br />
The Letters On The Board “CZWXN-<br />
QSTAZKY” & Asked.<br />
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”<br />
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This<br />
Guy. He’s My Cousin.”<br />
A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With<br />
Another Man<br />
He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right<br />
Away?.”<br />
The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”<br />
Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A<br />
Picture Of Her.”<br />
After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The<br />
Hair,<br />
While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.<br />
The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My<br />
Wife”<br />
The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.<br />
I’m Going For Yours“<br />
A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel<br />
With Another Man<br />
He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right<br />
Away?.”<br />
What did the sailor say to the other<br />
when they had a problem?<br />
-We are in the same boat.<br />
The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”<br />
Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel,<br />
Here’s A Picture Of Her.”<br />
After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By<br />
The Hair,<br />
While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The<br />
Taxi.<br />
The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My<br />
Wife”<br />
The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For<br />
Me. I’m Going For Yours“<br />
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