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20 TMWS 16 th - 30 th April 2018<br />

Jetty Jokes<br />

www.tmwsmagazine.com<br />

A Russian While Visiting India Went<br />

For An Eye Check Up. The Dr. Shows<br />

The Letters On The Board “CZWXN-<br />

QSTAZKY” & Asked.<br />

Doctor: “Can You Read This?”<br />

Russian: “Read? I Even Know This<br />

Guy. He’s My Cousin.”<br />

A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With<br />

Another Man<br />

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right<br />

Away?.”<br />

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”<br />

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A<br />

Picture Of Her.”<br />

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The<br />

Hair,<br />

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.<br />

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My<br />

Wife”<br />

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.<br />

I’m Going For Yours“<br />

A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel<br />

With Another Man<br />

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right<br />

Away?.”<br />

What did the sailor say to the other<br />

when they had a problem?<br />

-We are in the same boat.<br />

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”<br />

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel,<br />

Here’s A Picture Of Her.”<br />

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By<br />

The Hair,<br />

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The<br />

Taxi.<br />

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My<br />

Wife”<br />

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For<br />

Me. I’m Going For Yours“<br />

Have any onboard Jokes?<br />

Send them to<br />

info@TMWSmagazine.com<br />

to get featured.<br />

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