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Valkyrie Spring 2018 - Issue 3

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Show me the money<br />

Story by Kristin Demorest, Funk Editor<br />

Design by Kristin Demorest and Bailey Newhouse, Assisstant Funk Editor<br />

Remember when you were a kid, and everyone<br />

told you about how broke you would<br />

be in college? They told you all about how<br />

you’d be recycling all your dirty clothes to<br />

save quarters and eating Ramen noodles every<br />

day (but most of us like Ramen Noodles as<br />

kids right?). You probably thought to yourself<br />

how silly that sounded, because, why wouldn’t<br />

they just get a job if they needed money?<br />

The solution seemed simple. However, now<br />

that you’re in college, you probably realize that<br />

solution isn’t so simple. Between balancing your<br />

schoolwork, your social life, sleep, volunteering,<br />

and the one million other things you have to do<br />

on a daily basis, you realize you barely have time<br />

to shower daily- let alone work a part time job.<br />

Some students can even throw a part-time job in<br />

there, but the ones who do usually have bills on<br />

bills on bills. They usually feel just as broke as all<br />

the other students! So, as a college student, how<br />

are you supposed to thrive? (By thrive, I mean<br />

buy deodorant and occasionally put gas in your<br />

car without begging your parents for money.)<br />

College students everywhere have resorted<br />

to doing things like donating your blood<br />

plasma as many times a year as you’re allowed,<br />

or simply living off of your pennies until<br />

the end of the semester. However, some students<br />

have it figured out. There are other ways<br />

you can make money while being a successful<br />

student that don’t involve being a medical<br />

experiment or eating Ramen Noodles<br />

for what seems like the rest of your life.<br />

Open an online store<br />

If you have ever bought products off of Ebay or Etsy,<br />

you understand how edasily someone can make money by<br />

selling things they mae by hand for profit through apps.<br />

Michael’s and other craft stores have jewelery kits, knitting<br />

and sewing kits and anything you would need to start your<br />

online empire.<br />

babysitting<br />

This one may take a little work at first, because you’ll<br />

have to get plugged into your community and get to know<br />

some people who need babysitters in your community if<br />

you’re not from the area. Get to know adults at your local<br />

church, volunteer locations and even your professors. These<br />

are all people who probably have small children and would<br />

be dying for a night out. Babysitting is a great side job,<br />

because the schedule is very flexible. You aren’t on a set<br />

Pact and Viggle<br />

Pact is an app that awards you points redeemable for<br />

money by meeting fitness goals both in the gym and in the<br />

kitchen.<br />

Viggle is an app that when you listen to music or watch<br />

TV, you open the app and log what you are watching. Logging<br />

your activity gives you points that are redeemable for<br />

gift cards.<br />

schedule and times and dates can usually be negotiated.<br />

Also, if you’re babysitting late at night, once the children<br />

are asleep is prime time for you to work on homework.<br />

You’re getting paid to keep up with your studies while making<br />

sure the house doesn’t burn down. Another perk of<br />

babysitting is that you usually get paid more than minimum<br />

wage, and if you’re lucky, a meal is provided.<br />

SELL YOUR Stuff<br />

Sell your old stuff ! If you’re like the majority of students,<br />

you probably brought a lot of things with you to<br />

college that you never use, just in case you needed it.<br />

But you don’t. The internet market is alive and thriving<br />

and it’s easier to sell your stuff online than ever before!<br />

Old clothes, textbooks, calculators, room decorations,<br />

and so much more that you have just lying around can<br />

be liquidated easily. Apps like Mercari, Letgo, and even<br />

Ebay make it easy to post things you want to sell, and<br />

most of them pay for shipping for you. You can even do<br />

it in person at places like Plato’s Closet, or if you really<br />

want to sell your things free-lance, start up an Instagram<br />

or Facebook page. It’s a good way to sell locally<br />

and usually appeals to people on college campuses who<br />

are too broke to go out and actually shop at the mall.<br />

Plus, the next time your mom visits your dorm room,<br />

she will be pleasantly surprised at all the “cleaning”<br />

you’ve done.<br />

4 Funk<br />

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