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#1<br />

KNOW THIS WORD:<br />

DIACETYL<br />

Over the years, scientific words have become<br />

popularized, things like carcinogen, and caffeine, and<br />

metastasize. Brace yourself for a new one: Diacetyl.<br />

This word, diacetyl, is the short version of the alphadiketone,<br />

2,3-pentanedione, which was first used as<br />

a flavoring agent in microwave popcorn. That was<br />

before the workers, who diligently punched in and<br />

out of the factory every day expertly filling those little<br />

tri-fold microwaveable bags with kernels and their<br />

secret sauce, started experiencing strange symptoms.<br />

They came on slowly, but, to this day, have not gone<br />

away: lethargy, shortness of breath, dry coughing, and<br />

wheezing. Diacetyl is no longer allowed as a flavoring<br />

agent for food, but the vape industry now uses it to<br />

create all of those innocent-sounding flavors, such as<br />

“Blueberry Cheesecake,” that our kids draw directly<br />

into their lungs.<br />

#2<br />

WHAT IS<br />

POPCORN LUNG?<br />

The phenomenon, named for those microwave<br />

popcorn workers, put in its simplest terms, is the<br />

obliteration of the tiny blood vessels—alveoli—<br />

in our lungs that do the magic that happens<br />

when we unconsciously transfer the oxygen in<br />

the air into oxygen in our blood. And that word,<br />

obliteration, is appropriate, as the medical term<br />

for popcorn lung is bronchiolitis obliterans.<br />

Diagnosis is problematic because the symptoms<br />

appear slowly and do not present in the same<br />

way that traditional cigarette coughing—<br />

smokers hack—comes on with a clear cause<br />

and effect. In other words, “I smoked a bunch<br />

of Camels yesterday, and today I am coughing<br />

my brains out.” And, unlike cigarette smokers,<br />

where research shows that abstinence for a<br />

period of about seven years will clear the lungs,<br />

that is not the case for diacetyl exposure. There<br />

is no cure. The damage is permanent.<br />

#3<br />

FAMILY JUULS<br />

Mention the word “jewel” in the presence of a high school teacher or<br />

administrator and watch their reaction. Their face will likely be a boiling stew<br />

of frustration, anger, and terror. Why so much baggage attached to such an<br />

innocent little word? That word, jewel, is also the trendy brand name for a tiny<br />

e-cigarette, or vaping pen, known as a JUUL. To the untrained eye, a JUUL<br />

appears identical to the ubiquitous thumb drive, those little, portable external<br />

hard drives that can plug into a computer’s USB port. Once used to transport<br />

essays and book reports from home to school, those little devices, thumb<br />

drives, are now mostly banned in high schools because teachers cannot tell<br />

the difference between the real thing and the e-cigs. Still, they are very easy to<br />

sneak onto campus, and unlike cigarette smoke that leaves a billowing cloud<br />

overhead, the effect of taking a hit on a vape pen is a very fast disappearing<br />

vapor. Ask any local high school kid, and they will tell you that they have<br />

witnessed their classmates smoking a JUUL in class, inhaling discretely the<br />

moment the teacher turns their back to write on the whiteboard.<br />

74 | <strong>SLO</strong> <strong>LIFE</strong> MAGAZINE | OCT/NOV <strong>2018</strong>

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