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#1<br />
KNOW THIS WORD:<br />
DIACETYL<br />
Over the years, scientific words have become<br />
popularized, things like carcinogen, and caffeine, and<br />
metastasize. Brace yourself for a new one: Diacetyl.<br />
This word, diacetyl, is the short version of the alphadiketone,<br />
2,3-pentanedione, which was first used as<br />
a flavoring agent in microwave popcorn. That was<br />
before the workers, who diligently punched in and<br />
out of the factory every day expertly filling those little<br />
tri-fold microwaveable bags with kernels and their<br />
secret sauce, started experiencing strange symptoms.<br />
They came on slowly, but, to this day, have not gone<br />
away: lethargy, shortness of breath, dry coughing, and<br />
wheezing. Diacetyl is no longer allowed as a flavoring<br />
agent for food, but the vape industry now uses it to<br />
create all of those innocent-sounding flavors, such as<br />
“Blueberry Cheesecake,” that our kids draw directly<br />
into their lungs.<br />
#2<br />
WHAT IS<br />
POPCORN LUNG?<br />
The phenomenon, named for those microwave<br />
popcorn workers, put in its simplest terms, is the<br />
obliteration of the tiny blood vessels—alveoli—<br />
in our lungs that do the magic that happens<br />
when we unconsciously transfer the oxygen in<br />
the air into oxygen in our blood. And that word,<br />
obliteration, is appropriate, as the medical term<br />
for popcorn lung is bronchiolitis obliterans.<br />
Diagnosis is problematic because the symptoms<br />
appear slowly and do not present in the same<br />
way that traditional cigarette coughing—<br />
smokers hack—comes on with a clear cause<br />
and effect. In other words, “I smoked a bunch<br />
of Camels yesterday, and today I am coughing<br />
my brains out.” And, unlike cigarette smokers,<br />
where research shows that abstinence for a<br />
period of about seven years will clear the lungs,<br />
that is not the case for diacetyl exposure. There<br />
is no cure. The damage is permanent.<br />
#3<br />
FAMILY JUULS<br />
Mention the word “jewel” in the presence of a high school teacher or<br />
administrator and watch their reaction. Their face will likely be a boiling stew<br />
of frustration, anger, and terror. Why so much baggage attached to such an<br />
innocent little word? That word, jewel, is also the trendy brand name for a tiny<br />
e-cigarette, or vaping pen, known as a JUUL. To the untrained eye, a JUUL<br />
appears identical to the ubiquitous thumb drive, those little, portable external<br />
hard drives that can plug into a computer’s USB port. Once used to transport<br />
essays and book reports from home to school, those little devices, thumb<br />
drives, are now mostly banned in high schools because teachers cannot tell<br />
the difference between the real thing and the e-cigs. Still, they are very easy to<br />
sneak onto campus, and unlike cigarette smoke that leaves a billowing cloud<br />
overhead, the effect of taking a hit on a vape pen is a very fast disappearing<br />
vapor. Ask any local high school kid, and they will tell you that they have<br />
witnessed their classmates smoking a JUUL in class, inhaling discretely the<br />
moment the teacher turns their back to write on the whiteboard.<br />
74 | <strong>SLO</strong> <strong>LIFE</strong> MAGAZINE | OCT/NOV <strong>2018</strong>