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Issue 95 / Dec18/Jan19

Dec 2018/Jan 2019 double issue of Bido Lito! magazine. Featuring: CHELCEE GRIMES, REMY JUDE ENSEMBLE, AN ODE TO L8, BRAD STANK, KIARA MOHAMED, MOLLY BURCH, THE CORAL, PORTICO QUARTET, JACK WHITE and much more.

Dec 2018/Jan 2019 double issue of Bido Lito! magazine. Featuring: CHELCEE GRIMES, REMY JUDE ENSEMBLE, AN ODE TO L8, BRAD STANK, KIARA MOHAMED, MOLLY BURCH, THE CORAL, PORTICO QUARTET, JACK WHITE and much more.

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ARTISTIC<br />

LICENCE<br />

As part of our continuing series focusing on the region’s<br />

wordsmiths, we’ve curated a selection of work from some<br />

regulars on the city’s poetry scene.<br />

Ellis Williams<br />

Earth Turning<br />

earth turning<br />

i wish i could have walked across your homeland split<br />

orange and burning<br />

i wish you could have walked across mine split grey and<br />

hurting<br />

but instead<br />

we meet under a spyglass and now the earth is turning<br />

i wish you could have seen what i have saturday nights in<br />

the rain a damp liverpool pavement waiting for something<br />

anything to take away from a desperation<br />

i wish i could have seen what you have where the sky goes<br />

on forever and you walk on the air a cold wind driven mad<br />

through your hair<br />

but now we are here together in white noise<br />

one million flashbulbs burned into our eyes<br />

walk with me put your ear to the floor<br />

and if you’re lucky<br />

you will hear the earth turning<br />

Tammy Reynolds<br />

Last Night<br />

I took a pair of scissors from my desk and got into bed.<br />

I rested the blade on my little finger and clamped down<br />

on the knuckle. Snipping through the skin was easy,<br />

it cut through like raw chicken, then crack.<br />

The stubborn bone gave way under pressure.<br />

Four fingers later, I had to switch hands,<br />

Zena Davine<br />

STRANGE WAYS TO DIE<br />

I once saw a boy swallow a sex toy,<br />

And rush off to a+e,<br />

They said you’re shit out of luck,<br />

Your insides are fucked,<br />

That’s why you don’t eat dildos for tea<br />

I once saw a man get his foot stuck in a van,<br />

Pullin’ him into oncoming traffic,<br />

He flew through the sky,<br />

As golfers screamed nine,<br />

And died of altitude sickness<br />

I once saw a girl swallow a hundred pearls,<br />

And turn into a human bean bag,<br />

A whale thought she was a cushion,<br />

probably cashmere or Russian,<br />

And squashed that poor little nag<br />

I once saw a punk get far too drunk,<br />

An’ try to make out with a moose,<br />

Stinkin’ of ale, he went kinda pale,<br />

When the moose’s husband let loose<br />

I once saw an emo punch Danny DeVito,<br />

Start throwin’ fists in a brawl,<br />

They rolled over a cliff,<br />

As the little fella slipped,<br />

Now all that’s left is his jaw<br />

Listen kids, grown ups and nits,<br />

There’s a trillion and one ways to die,<br />

It’s a not matter of how,<br />

It’s a matter of why,<br />

Bonus points if you’re thrown into the sky<br />

I eased the handles onto my red stumps;<br />

blood makes everything slippery.<br />

The skin of my thumb caught on the blades,<br />

and splintered bone dropped onto the covers.<br />

I couldn’t do the same to my right hand,<br />

how else would I have written this?<br />

I let go of the scissors, turned off the light,<br />

and kicked up the wet quilt.<br />

My fingertips fell to the floor,<br />

and I went to sleep.<br />

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