The Breeze Magazine of the Lowcountry, MARCH 2019
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We Work Before We Play<br />
By Gene Cashman<br />
“You have got to learn to respect things” he<br />
bellowed. “You all won’t understand what I am<br />
saying until you own something <strong>of</strong> your own.” He<br />
stood hands on his hips and surveyed <strong>the</strong> yard with<br />
a displeased look. “<strong>The</strong> barnacles on <strong>the</strong> bottom <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> boat won’t scrape <strong>the</strong>mselves, <strong>the</strong> teak doesn’t<br />
stain itself. You all will learn to appreciate all this by<br />
taking care <strong>of</strong> it.” He tossed a putty knife and towel<br />
in my direction. He was shaking his head as if he<br />
couldn’t believe <strong>the</strong> extent <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> mess before him.<br />
“Once all <strong>of</strong> this yard is picked up and I mean every<br />
life jacket, boat paddle and crab pot, and once<br />
you’ve asked your granddaddy if <strong>the</strong>re is anything<br />
he needs, once you have checked in with your<br />
grandmo<strong>the</strong>r about tonight’s meal”—he paused<br />
and turned to look me and my cousin in <strong>the</strong> eyes.<br />
My cousin, as he was apt to do, giggled and elbowed<br />
me in <strong>the</strong> side. This drew <strong>the</strong> ire <strong>of</strong> our teacher. He<br />
pointed at us both very sternly.—“Once you have<br />
worked, <strong>the</strong>n and only <strong>the</strong>n will we talk about <strong>the</strong><br />
river.” We both groaned. He laughed <strong>the</strong> sort <strong>of</strong><br />
laugh judges do when sentencing unrepentant<br />
criminals. “Boats need gas, gas costs money, fun<br />
costs money, to have fun, to earn fun, you work.”<br />
He exhaled and s<strong>of</strong>tened only slightly. “I am not<br />
here to lecture you; I am here to teach you boys that<br />
we work before we play.”<br />
Growing up, over <strong>the</strong> work bench that ran <strong>the</strong> whole<br />
length <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> back wall <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> garage was a sign. To<br />
be clear it was less a sign and more a warning. It<br />
was hand written in green marker, on a white paper<br />
plate no less. It began in bold uppercase letters<br />
“IF YOU TAKE IT OUT, PUT IT BACK.” This was a<br />
simple enough message relating to reasonable<br />
expectations for <strong>the</strong> garage and <strong>the</strong> tools <strong>the</strong>rein.<br />
It continued “IF YOU DON’T YOUR A** IS GRASS<br />
AND I AM THE MOWER- MGMT.” <strong>The</strong> author <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> message, <strong>the</strong> referenced mower <strong>of</strong> grass and<br />
rear-ends as well as <strong>the</strong> management was one in<br />
<strong>the</strong> same, namely my fa<strong>the</strong>r. <strong>The</strong> referenced rearends<br />
were most definitely me and my cousin Shelby<br />
on most days, probably my mo<strong>the</strong>r and sisters<br />
on occasion, and potentially my ever tinkering<br />
grandfa<strong>the</strong>r even though <strong>the</strong> space was actually his,<br />
but in all cases <strong>the</strong> management meant business<br />
regardless <strong>of</strong> who-done-it.<br />
<strong>The</strong> sign was a physical representation and reminder<br />
<strong>of</strong> two things. First, my dad’s motto to us kids<br />
growing up <strong>of</strong> “we work before we play.” It was and<br />
still is a good motto from <strong>the</strong> parental perspective<br />
in that it can instill a good work ethic in children.<br />
Although I clearly recall for me as an adolescent boy<br />
and teenager it was straight buzz kill. Second and<br />
perhaps more subtlety was <strong>the</strong> fact it underscored<br />
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