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Vanguard, FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 2019 — <strong>17</strong><br />
PHOTOGRAPHS and<br />
videos depict<strong>in</strong>g Buharis<strong>up</strong>port<strong>in</strong>g<br />
underage voters <strong>in</strong><br />
the North have gone viral<br />
onl<strong>in</strong>e and are now part of our<br />
electoral iconography.<br />
An outraged fellow Atiku<br />
s<strong>up</strong>porter sent me several<br />
images of PVC-brandish<strong>in</strong>g<br />
pre-pubescent teenagers and<br />
primary school-age kids<br />
queu<strong>in</strong>g <strong>up</strong> at Kano poll<strong>in</strong>g<br />
stations this morn<strong>in</strong>g; and I<br />
sighed and shook my head,<br />
more sad and perplexed than<br />
angry or disgusted.<br />
The wide-eyed children<br />
looked so <strong>in</strong>nocent – and so<br />
cute <strong>in</strong> their little kaftans; and<br />
I’m wonder<strong>in</strong>g why a<br />
President who not only has a<br />
military background but claims<br />
to be aggressively fight<strong>in</strong>g<br />
corr<strong>up</strong>tion is allow<strong>in</strong>g an<br />
entire generation of youths to<br />
be led astray <strong>in</strong> his name<br />
when he should be <strong>in</strong>still<strong>in</strong>g<br />
discipl<strong>in</strong>e and moral values <strong>in</strong><br />
them.<br />
Generation<br />
of youths<br />
I’m sure that some of the<br />
underage voters do not yet<br />
realise that what they were<br />
told to do was illegal and just<br />
pla<strong>in</strong> wrong. But they’ll<br />
eventually f<strong>in</strong>d out that they<br />
were used by unscr<strong>up</strong>ulous,<br />
democracy-subvert<strong>in</strong>g<br />
politicians; and they will<br />
either lose respect for these<br />
elders who <strong>in</strong>structed them to<br />
cheat or feel that any actions<br />
endorsed by elders must be OK<br />
and worthy of emulation.<br />
When seniors who attract<br />
deference give impressionable<br />
juniors the impression that<br />
Anyth<strong>in</strong>g Goes, they are<br />
encourag<strong>in</strong>g them to become<br />
lawless adults and generat<strong>in</strong>g<br />
serious problems for society.<br />
Underage voters come from<br />
poor homes.<br />
Meanwhile, most adult<br />
crim<strong>in</strong>als <strong>in</strong> any country come<br />
from poor homes. So it is not<br />
too fanciful to say that today’s<br />
underage voters can easily –<br />
•Underaged children queu<strong>in</strong>g <strong>up</strong> to vote...potentially dangerous situation<br />
Corr<strong>up</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g youngsters<br />
especially if they are exposed<br />
to toxic <strong>in</strong>fluencers - become<br />
<strong>tomorrow</strong>’s kidnappers,<br />
rapists, armed robbers and<br />
jihadi terrorists.<br />
Long story short: I wish<br />
Buhari would live <strong>up</strong> to the<br />
Honest No-Nonsense<br />
When seniors<br />
who attract<br />
deference give<br />
impressionable<br />
juniors the<br />
impression that<br />
Anyth<strong>in</strong>g Goes,<br />
they are<br />
encourag<strong>in</strong>g<br />
them to become<br />
lawless adults<br />
and generat<strong>in</strong>g<br />
serious<br />
problems for<br />
society<br />
Discipl<strong>in</strong>arian reputation he<br />
wants us to believe he<br />
deserves and condemn those<br />
who electorally exploit<br />
vulnerable, desperate and<br />
potentially dangerous youths<br />
on his native turf.<br />
It is about <strong>in</strong>tegrity. It is<br />
about be<strong>in</strong>g a car<strong>in</strong>g father of<br />
your people and the nation.<br />
It is not about w<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g at all<br />
costs.<br />
He who pays the piper<br />
Underage voter videos are<br />
not the only videos that are<br />
virall<strong>in</strong>g all over the <strong>in</strong>ternet.<br />
I’ve just received an <strong>in</strong>-yerface<br />
rant that was recorded by<br />
a frustrated un-named South-<br />
South man who wants to know<br />
why those who pay the piper<br />
are not choos<strong>in</strong>g the<br />
tune……and why so many<br />
Southern politicians have<br />
chosen to have slavish masterhouseboy<br />
relationships with<br />
their Northern colleagues.<br />
I don’t entirely approve of<br />
this video because it refers to<br />
Northerners as “Abokis”, a<br />
derogatory term that doesn’t<br />
reflect the fact that many<br />
Northern Muslims are smart,<br />
k<strong>in</strong>d and genu<strong>in</strong>e friends to<br />
compatriots who are neither<br />
Northern nor Muslim.<br />
But I must say that I fully<br />
identify with the video ranter’s<br />
core message, be<strong>in</strong>g that it is<br />
very strange that the part of<br />
the country that produces the<br />
oil wealth that susta<strong>in</strong>s the<br />
Federation is downtrodden<br />
and expected to approach<br />
other regions cap <strong>in</strong> hand.<br />
OK, so we Niger Deltans need<br />
to humbly admit that we didn’t<br />
handle opportunities adeptly<br />
when we had a chance to<br />
strengthen our region dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
President Goodluck<br />
Jonathan’s tenure.<br />
But though Jonathan had his<br />
limitations, he behaved like a<br />
perfect gentleman when he<br />
was told that he had lost the<br />
election <strong>in</strong> 2015. When push<br />
came to shove, Jonathan<br />
wasn’t ready to cl<strong>in</strong>g to power<br />
like a crazed megalomaniac.<br />
And it was precisely because<br />
he wasn’t pathologically selfish<br />
that he didn’t do more for<br />
his people. At any rate, I don’t<br />
see why Niger Deltans should<br />
be treated like despised s<strong>up</strong>plicants<br />
by arrogant mandar<strong>in</strong>s<br />
from regions that don’t<br />
contribute as much as we do<br />
to the national kitty.<br />
I’m also absolutely appalled<br />
by kow-tow<strong>in</strong>g Southern<br />
politicians who rarely promote<br />
our <strong>in</strong>terests at The Centre<br />
and aren’t push<strong>in</strong>g a<br />
restructur<strong>in</strong>g agenda that is<br />
clearly <strong>in</strong> our best <strong>in</strong>terests.<br />
Such forelock-tuggers lack<br />
self-esteem and should be<br />
thoroughly ashamed of their<br />
eagerness to oppress/betray<br />
their brethren and cause<br />
mayhem <strong>in</strong> their own<br />
backyards to please<br />
“outsiders”.<br />
Loyalty<br />
I’ve never been 100 per cent<br />
loyal to any <strong>in</strong>dividual or<br />
gro<strong>up</strong> or political party<br />
because I feel more committed<br />
to the welfare of Society as a<br />
whole than to the welfare of<br />
<strong>in</strong>dividuals, gro<strong>up</strong>s or parties.<br />
I voted UPN when my late<br />
father was the NPN Party<br />
Chairman <strong>in</strong> Rivers State<br />
because while I adored my<br />
father and knew that he was a<br />
good man, I believed that<br />
UPN would do a better job<br />
than NPN.<br />
And, over the years, I have<br />
quit s<strong>up</strong>port<strong>in</strong>g various highrank<strong>in</strong>g<br />
government chums<br />
because though I personally<br />
am on great terms with them<br />
and can perhaps collect<br />
substantial patronage from<br />
them <strong>in</strong> future, I th<strong>in</strong>k that<br />
they are harm<strong>in</strong>g the wider<br />
community.<br />
Some of my friends applaud<br />
my “objectivity” and th<strong>in</strong>k me<br />
brave for not allow<strong>in</strong>g<br />
emotions or self-<strong>in</strong>terest to get<br />
<strong>in</strong> the way of pr<strong>in</strong>ciples. But<br />
others disagree with what one<br />
friend described as my<br />
“penchant for treachery” and<br />
feel that not doggedly<br />
s<strong>up</strong>port<strong>in</strong>g “your own person”<br />
forever is terrible, even if he<br />
or she is misbehav<strong>in</strong>g<br />
massively and especially if he<br />
or she has helped you <strong>in</strong> the<br />
past.<br />
I say that almost everyone<br />
who has helped me <strong>in</strong> the past<br />
has also received help from<br />
me, albeit help that is more<br />
subtle than money. So I k<strong>in</strong>da<br />
feel that the goodwill has<br />
flowed both ways and that I<br />
am not obliged to kiss their<br />
r<strong>in</strong>gs until I die!!!<br />
But, as far as my critics are<br />
concerned, the only type of<br />
help that really matters is<br />
f<strong>in</strong>ancial!!!...and one should<br />
always stand by – and be a<br />
cheerleader for - family and<br />
friends, whether they behave<br />
well or not. What do Vanguard<br />
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