Ovi Magazine Issue #12: Sexuality Published: 01-03-2006

Wow, what a
month it has
been since we
last met! I have
moved house
for the second
time in six
weeks, recovered from a cold, my daughter
has discovered her tongue and my wife was
not impressed with my heartfelt request,
“Darling, Ovi issue 12 is about sexuality,
so it would be great if we good make love
and I could use the earthmoving experience
as foundation for my research.”
Reeling from a negative answer, I had a
cold shower and returned to the keyboard
to write about famous Finnish women,
communications problems between the
sexes, the power of sex and an examination
of a male sex toy named the Fleshlight. It
seems Thanos has been celibate this month
too because he has written over twenty articles,
including age and sex, his first time,
fantasies and cream. I think we both need to
get out more.
Thankfully, our minds have drifted off into
other directions too, with articles about
nursery rhymes, opening ceremonies, referees
and the Oscars, plus reviews of Adobe
Creative Suite 2 and an excellent Greek
film called A Touch of Spice. World politics
are dealt with in our individual styles, plus
we throw our opinions about the Mohammed
cartoon controversy into the ring.
As talented and marvellous as we are, we
could not keep Ovi going without our fantastic
contributors who have excelled once
again this issue taking the number of srtciles
to over fifty. Tackling the subject of
sexuality and gender are Jan Sand, Melissa
Dennis, Juhani J., F.A. Hutchison and a
Belgian porn webmistress called Mickey
Hotlove.
Our regulars are back with Phil Schwarzmann
writes his Bilingual illiterate column,
Tony Butcher examines the departure of
Alan Greenspan from the Federal Reserve,
Nic Mepham composes some poetry and
Satya Prakash contributes three interesting
articles. Newcomers Nathan Hurst investigates
biomechanics, Lee Thorkhill reviews
‘Walk the Line’, Riku Pyhala looks at
Finnish cinema audiences, Ted is Neurotic
Narcissus and Theo Versten will probably
shock.
There is so much material here that it
should keep you busy for the next month,
until issue 13 (topic is radio) is released.
Keep spreading the word, submitting feedback
and don’t forget to click on to our new
blog.
Now, I am going to see if my wife wants to
help me finish my research…
Asa