Ovi Magazine Issue #12: Sexuality Published: 01-03-2006
March 2006, an issue about sex and sexuality.
March 2006, an issue about sex and sexuality.
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iBite<br />
In a televised interview, Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian prime minister,<br />
compared himself with Napoleon saying that he has done more<br />
than the emperor for the world.<br />
He should stick to comparing their heights otherwise his Waterloo<br />
is not far, only a month!!!<br />
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Then Berlusconi said that he is the Christ of politics.<br />
Ok. The man has issues. He keeps forgetting small details. Christ<br />
was crucified! And there are doubts if Berlusconi’s father is God to<br />
help him in the resurrection.<br />
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This thing with the cartoons, is it going to include Berlusconi pretending<br />
to be Christ? Are we going to see Christians demonstrating<br />
and boycotting spaghetti around the world?<br />
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An issue about sexuality and iBite feels…extreme sexy, that’s the<br />
excuse for the photo!!!<br />
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“The ideal woman should have Nicole Kidman’s laughter, the personality<br />
of Julia Roberts and aspects of Michelle Pfeiffer. And finally,<br />
the ambition of Jennifer Lopez,” actor George Clooney said<br />
in an interview.<br />
What about sexuality man? What’s wrong with you? Let’s see, Jennifer<br />
Lopez’s sexuality, Pamela Anderson’s….better leave it!<br />
Brokeback Mountain.<br />
No comment!<br />
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Has anybody from Africa ever won any medal at the Winter Olympics?<br />
Why have I the feeling that they should call them the WASPs<br />
Olympics?<br />
It might be because the Scandinavians are protestants?<br />
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There is one Greek in Turin, maybe he was practicing skiing on<br />
sand in some island. He was 88th in the 20 km cross country, 88<br />
athletes all together!!!<br />
Countries with tradition in winter ski! The Olympic spirit. Is cricket<br />
an Olympic sport?<br />
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Bird flu is spreading all around south Europe.<br />
From now it is dangerous to call somebody ‘chicken’.<br />
Iran resumes with nuclear enrichment despite international<br />
disagreement and threats.<br />
Who threatens whom?<br />
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Report finds that the US government knew about<br />
Hurricane Katrina before.<br />
Yes, they had asked Rumsfeld and he had assured<br />
them that it was a case of months. Just like Hurricane<br />
Iraq.<br />
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In a hunting accident Rumsfeld shot a friend of<br />
his, instead of a bird.<br />
That’s the idea; don’t waste any bullet, even if you<br />
miss the bird!<br />
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From the media, they were listening into mobile<br />
telephone calls.<br />
If they were listening to mine, can they pay the<br />
bill as well?<br />
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This is a very sexy magazine!<br />
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I mean sexual sexy, sexuality sexual sexy!!!<br />
Have fun … I mean, have sex!<br />
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