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Somewhere in POM<br />
TO MASERATI<br />
or not?<br />
by RITA (THE RELUCTANT REVIEWER)<br />
The reporter in her second-best jeans<br />
want me to do what?”<br />
I asked incredulously of ‘Er Upstairs – (otherwise known as<br />
our esteemed editor whom I call that because we live in the<br />
same apartment building and, in a context where ‘floor envy’<br />
“You<br />
is a real thing, she lives many floors above.)<br />
She wanted me to review the ultra prestige car, the Maserati Quattroporte (the<br />
name sounds posh but just means ‘four-door’ in Italian) for a magazine to be<br />
published in Papua New Guinea.<br />
I’m thinking, she’s finally taken leave of her senses, all the rarefied air up there<br />
where she lives will do that to you. Nevertheless, I go ahead and state the bleeping<br />
obvious:<br />
“Papua New Guinea is a developing country, surely, there wouldn’t be a market<br />
for them there?”<br />
“That’s all you know,” she replied adding, “it’s why I’m the editor and you’re not.”<br />
She’s got a point there, so I just gave in and just said “OK.”<br />
But she wasn’t finished, oh no - on her way out she said, “…and before you start -<br />
try Googling <strong>PNG</strong> and Maserati,” as if she needed to tell ME how to suck eggs.<br />
So I did.<br />
And speaking of sucking eggs, I don’t need to tell you lot about the 40 Maseratis<br />
(and three Bentleys) airfreighted to <strong>PNG</strong> on specially commissioned 747 cargo jets<br />
late last year to be used specifically for the APEC week, do I?<br />
Neither do I have to remind you of the government’s assurance that they were<br />
variously either “pre sold” or selling “like hotcakes” afterwards. Nor indeed to<br />
inform you that, as I write, they are still on a wharf or in a warehouse in Port<br />
Moresby, unused, gathering dust (save for two Maseratis and a Bentley that<br />
have been sold and another Bentley that is now used as the Governor General’s<br />
official car.)<br />
Recently, the APEC Minister has told <strong>PNG</strong> that the reason they’ve remained<br />
unsold is because the tender process only solicited a few ridiculously low offers<br />
and after that people lost interest. (What happened to ‘pre-sold” and ‘hotcakes” I<br />
wonder? Empty hyperbole?)<br />
The intention of ‘Er Upstairs had now become apparent. She’s a troublemaker<br />
that one.<br />
I’m the fall guy. Oh well, there are worse jobs. Here goes.<br />
<strong>PNG</strong> ECHO 5