Movement 102
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I I Arriving to survey the debris of a<br />
friend's broken Big Romance, I<br />
tripped over the last remnants of a beautiful<br />
friendship - lying on the bedroom floor was<br />
-<br />
a Banana Republic carrier bag containing a<br />
The present EU arrangement<br />
gives consumers a choic€,<br />
in this case between big,<br />
tasteless, potiticatty-incorrect<br />
bananas or smatt, sweet,<br />
right-on bananas.<br />
Take your pick.<br />
gorgeous and ever-setrendy cash mere<br />
sweater. Uncle Sigmund tells me (and for<br />
once I believe him) that dear departed loverboy<br />
had probably abandoned it accidentallyon-purpose<br />
as a deposit, or maybe a relic, in<br />
his rush for the relational equivalent of the<br />
emergency exit.<br />
But I won't delve deeper into the<br />
complex nuances of sexual etiquette among<br />
gay men in Manhattan and their<br />
impenetrable vanities. ln any case,<br />
cashmere and Banana republics have<br />
taken{n wider connotations in recent<br />
weeks. Perhaps I didn't see this particular<br />
break-up coming, but I certainly<br />
couldn't have predicted the<br />
demise of the Special<br />
Relationship between the<br />
UK and the USA over<br />
these same<br />
unassuming<br />
commodities -<br />
bananas and<br />
cashmere.<br />
A few years back a<br />
number of our most<br />
respected fair trade and international<br />
development organisations sta rted<br />
informing us that most of the bananas on<br />
our supermarket shelves were produced<br />
under the most appaling conditions, by a<br />
grossly underpaid and exploited workforce<br />
suffering dreadful medical side-effects from<br />
Banana drama<br />
dangerous pesticides sprayed on the fruit.<br />
Now, I'm quite partial to mashed banana<br />
sandwiches, banana muffins,banana milk<br />
shakes and, best of all, bananas carmelised<br />
in butter and sugar and served hot with icecream.<br />
Mmm. So, understandably, I was<br />
perturbed at the news and very relieved to<br />
discover that the smaller, sweeter, curvier<br />
bananas from the Winward lsles were<br />
produced under slightly less adverse<br />
conditions which saw a fairer portion of the<br />
profits returned to the producers<br />
themselves. Ever since then I have satisfied<br />
my banana cravings with a cleanish<br />
conscience.<br />
But what has all this to do with the<br />
present secalled<br />
'banana war'?<br />
Basically, the<br />
European Union<br />
has had its<br />
fingers rapped<br />
by the World<br />
Trade Organisation<br />
for operating a<br />
preferential import<br />
regime for<br />
bananas from<br />
certain former<br />
European colonies<br />
(presumably in a<br />
belated attempt<br />
to atone for<br />
centuries of colonialism). This means,<br />
for example, that small independent<br />
producers in the Winward lsles,<br />
can compete against the might<br />
ofthe USowned banana<br />
corporations of Central<br />
America who pay their<br />
workers a pittance<br />
and cream the<br />
profits. The<br />
present<br />
EU<br />
arrangement<br />
gives certain<br />
producers in'developing'<br />
countries preferential access to<br />
European markets, and also gives European<br />
consumers a choice, in this case between<br />
big, tasteless, politica I ly-i ncorrect ba nanas<br />
or small, sweet, right-on bananas. Take your<br />
pick.<br />
But according to the WTO, this<br />
arrangement is illegal; it contravenes the<br />
sacred mantra of free trade. Europe has<br />
movement 11<br />
tried to get round the problem - that,<br />
incidentally, is what the 'Europe's bent<br />
bananas'fuss a few years ago was all about<br />
- but the EU is under increasing pressure<br />
to comply with international free-trade<br />
agreements. Following the devastation in<br />
Central America caused by Hurricane Mitch,<br />
the US banana companies have seen their<br />
profits go through the floor and have turned<br />
up the heat on the WTO and the US<br />
Government to force a European climbdown.<br />
Unfortunately, the cashmere producers<br />
in the Scottish Borders have become<br />
unlikely and innocent pawns in this<br />
international wrangle. The US has imposed<br />
ridiculous tariffs on various European<br />
products in retaliation for the EU banana<br />
policy and cashmere is one of<br />
those prod ucts ta rgeted<br />
The already fragile<br />
Borders' textile industry<br />
will simply not survive<br />
a long-term<br />
embargo. .Jobs<br />
will be lost and<br />
long-established<br />
indigenous<br />
companies<br />
face ruin.<br />
What lfail to<br />
understand<br />
and refuse to<br />
accept is why<br />
the dogma of<br />
free-trade is<br />
allowed to<br />
over-rule all<br />
other ethical<br />
and historical<br />
considerations in<br />
our contemporary<br />
economic and<br />
political climate?<br />
Surely there is an urgent<br />
need for an new ethic of<br />
investment in international<br />
trade so that cashmere<br />
producers in the Borders and<br />
banana producers in St. Lucia alike<br />
can produce and exchange goods fairly<br />
without compromising basic health,<br />
environmental and living standards. ls<br />
that really too much to demand?<br />
But back to the Banana Republic bag on<br />
the bedroom floor. lfailed to warn my pal<br />
that his romance was heading for the rocks,<br />
but now I can predict with confidence that<br />
cashmere - and those wearing it - will be<br />
out of fashion in New York next year.<br />
Accordingly, I have advised my friend to<br />
forge new alliances with those of greater<br />
political, as well as sartorial, sophistication.<br />
I am consoling him with the humble but<br />
astute reflection that in one swift genetic<br />
modification, bananas could all too easily<br />
become sour grapes.