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sAPREtOXmOili<br />

f! rsnouro nave reao rne srgns.<br />

I I Arriving to survey the debris of a<br />

friend's broken Big Romance, I<br />

tripped over the last remnants of a beautiful<br />

friendship - lying on the bedroom floor was<br />

-<br />

a Banana Republic carrier bag containing a<br />

The present EU arrangement<br />

gives consumers a choic€,<br />

in this case between big,<br />

tasteless, potiticatty-incorrect<br />

bananas or smatt, sweet,<br />

right-on bananas.<br />

Take your pick.<br />

gorgeous and ever-setrendy cash mere<br />

sweater. Uncle Sigmund tells me (and for<br />

once I believe him) that dear departed loverboy<br />

had probably abandoned it accidentallyon-purpose<br />

as a deposit, or maybe a relic, in<br />

his rush for the relational equivalent of the<br />

emergency exit.<br />

But I won't delve deeper into the<br />

complex nuances of sexual etiquette among<br />

gay men in Manhattan and their<br />

impenetrable vanities. ln any case,<br />

cashmere and Banana republics have<br />

taken{n wider connotations in recent<br />

weeks. Perhaps I didn't see this particular<br />

break-up coming, but I certainly<br />

couldn't have predicted the<br />

demise of the Special<br />

Relationship between the<br />

UK and the USA over<br />

these same<br />

unassuming<br />

commodities -<br />

bananas and<br />

cashmere.<br />

A few years back a<br />

number of our most<br />

respected fair trade and international<br />

development organisations sta rted<br />

informing us that most of the bananas on<br />

our supermarket shelves were produced<br />

under the most appaling conditions, by a<br />

grossly underpaid and exploited workforce<br />

suffering dreadful medical side-effects from<br />

Banana drama<br />

dangerous pesticides sprayed on the fruit.<br />

Now, I'm quite partial to mashed banana<br />

sandwiches, banana muffins,banana milk<br />

shakes and, best of all, bananas carmelised<br />

in butter and sugar and served hot with icecream.<br />

Mmm. So, understandably, I was<br />

perturbed at the news and very relieved to<br />

discover that the smaller, sweeter, curvier<br />

bananas from the Winward lsles were<br />

produced under slightly less adverse<br />

conditions which saw a fairer portion of the<br />

profits returned to the producers<br />

themselves. Ever since then I have satisfied<br />

my banana cravings with a cleanish<br />

conscience.<br />

But what has all this to do with the<br />

present secalled<br />

'banana war'?<br />

Basically, the<br />

European Union<br />

has had its<br />

fingers rapped<br />

by the World<br />

Trade Organisation<br />

for operating a<br />

preferential import<br />

regime for<br />

bananas from<br />

certain former<br />

European colonies<br />

(presumably in a<br />

belated attempt<br />

to atone for<br />

centuries of colonialism). This means,<br />

for example, that small independent<br />

producers in the Winward lsles,<br />

can compete against the might<br />

ofthe USowned banana<br />

corporations of Central<br />

America who pay their<br />

workers a pittance<br />

and cream the<br />

profits. The<br />

present<br />

EU<br />

arrangement<br />

gives certain<br />

producers in'developing'<br />

countries preferential access to<br />

European markets, and also gives European<br />

consumers a choice, in this case between<br />

big, tasteless, politica I ly-i ncorrect ba nanas<br />

or small, sweet, right-on bananas. Take your<br />

pick.<br />

But according to the WTO, this<br />

arrangement is illegal; it contravenes the<br />

sacred mantra of free trade. Europe has<br />

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tried to get round the problem - that,<br />

incidentally, is what the 'Europe's bent<br />

bananas'fuss a few years ago was all about<br />

- but the EU is under increasing pressure<br />

to comply with international free-trade<br />

agreements. Following the devastation in<br />

Central America caused by Hurricane Mitch,<br />

the US banana companies have seen their<br />

profits go through the floor and have turned<br />

up the heat on the WTO and the US<br />

Government to force a European climbdown.<br />

Unfortunately, the cashmere producers<br />

in the Scottish Borders have become<br />

unlikely and innocent pawns in this<br />

international wrangle. The US has imposed<br />

ridiculous tariffs on various European<br />

products in retaliation for the EU banana<br />

policy and cashmere is one of<br />

those prod ucts ta rgeted<br />

The already fragile<br />

Borders' textile industry<br />

will simply not survive<br />

a long-term<br />

embargo. .Jobs<br />

will be lost and<br />

long-established<br />

indigenous<br />

companies<br />

face ruin.<br />

What lfail to<br />

understand<br />

and refuse to<br />

accept is why<br />

the dogma of<br />

free-trade is<br />

allowed to<br />

over-rule all<br />

other ethical<br />

and historical<br />

considerations in<br />

our contemporary<br />

economic and<br />

political climate?<br />

Surely there is an urgent<br />

need for an new ethic of<br />

investment in international<br />

trade so that cashmere<br />

producers in the Borders and<br />

banana producers in St. Lucia alike<br />

can produce and exchange goods fairly<br />

without compromising basic health,<br />

environmental and living standards. ls<br />

that really too much to demand?<br />

But back to the Banana Republic bag on<br />

the bedroom floor. lfailed to warn my pal<br />

that his romance was heading for the rocks,<br />

but now I can predict with confidence that<br />

cashmere - and those wearing it - will be<br />

out of fashion in New York next year.<br />

Accordingly, I have advised my friend to<br />

forge new alliances with those of greater<br />

political, as well as sartorial, sophistication.<br />

I am consoling him with the humble but<br />

astute reflection that in one swift genetic<br />

modification, bananas could all too easily<br />

become sour grapes.

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