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PAGE 20 — SUNDAY Vanguard, SEPTEMBER 29, 2019<br />

He blamed his father-in-law for raising a spoilt brat<br />

Patience and her husband<br />

had been married for five<br />

years when they moved<br />

into a posh bungalow <strong>on</strong> a<br />

better side of Lagos. As they<br />

both showed guests round<br />

during the house-warming<br />

cerem<strong>on</strong>y, they looked the<br />

perfect couple and took in the<br />

ooh and aah gasps of<br />

admirers. The guests thought<br />

that Luke, the husband, must<br />

have made some appreciative<br />

progress in his job for him to<br />

be able to afford a pad like<br />

this. Three years after, Luke<br />

was out of the house, the bitter<br />

feud that’d been brewing for<br />

a couple of years had now<br />

boiled <str<strong>on</strong>g>over</str<strong>on</strong>g>. One day, Luke<br />

came home from an all-night<br />

outing and found his suitcases<br />

neatly packed and waiting for<br />

him by the door. In the rain!<br />

Four fierce looking men stood<br />

guard at the door, menacingly<br />

looking cudgels in their<br />

hands.<br />

“I was shocked and I guess the<br />

shock will never wear off”,<br />

Luke said a few m<strong>on</strong>ths after<br />

the incident. “That’s what<br />

comes with marrying a rich<br />

man’s daughter. I can’t see my<br />

children now and my wife<br />

thinks I’m dirt, and it’s all<br />

thanks to my m<strong>on</strong>ey-bag<br />

father-in-law. He wants you to<br />

toll <strong>on</strong> the floor with gratitude<br />

whenever he shows you the<br />

slightest favour. I mean, there<br />

are other ways of showing<br />

gratitude without licking<br />

some<strong>on</strong>e’s hand like a dog.<br />

Well, he has his daughter now,<br />

let him marry her!” Patience<br />

was at pains to talk about a<br />

marriage she described as a<br />

walking `nightmare’. I sought<br />

her out to ask her side of the<br />

story. That man is an animal”,<br />

she shuddered, remembering<br />

the things she said she had to<br />

go through to stay married to<br />

him. “Despite the good<br />

educati<strong>on</strong> he had, he had this<br />

giant complex about my<br />

parents’ wealth. Daddy was<br />

very generous to us when we<br />

got married. I am his first<br />

daughter and he gave us a<br />

brand new car and furnished<br />

flat. Luke was quite happy<br />

letting daddy shoulder his<br />

resp<strong>on</strong>sibilities as that gave<br />

him extra cash for his twin<br />

obsessi<strong>on</strong>s: wine and women.<br />

I’d seen these traits in him<br />

before we got married and had<br />

naively assumed marriage<br />

would change him. The women<br />

he ran around with were<br />

obviously a deliberate attempt<br />

to belittle me. Very uncouth and<br />

classless, they thought they<br />

were having a stab at the upperclass<br />

by sleeping with the same<br />

man that I was sleeping with. I<br />

felt really inadequate and<br />

humiliated. My friends told me<br />

that I was probably a bit too<br />

straight-laced; that men prefer<br />

firebrands in bed and that I<br />

should be more adventurous in<br />

the bedroom. They gave me a<br />

few pointers. So when next we<br />

made love and I wanted to try<br />

some of the things my friends<br />

advised, my husband just<br />

stopped. `What was all that<br />

for?’, he asked. I felt stupid.<br />

What the hell did he think it was<br />

for? He obviously preferred<br />

to have me subdued and<br />

unadventurous. After a few<br />

more incidents like this, he<br />

started giving me little<br />

lectures about how<br />

unfeminine it was for married<br />

women to become sexually<br />

aggressive. Can you imagine<br />

what I did suddenly being<br />

turned into an aggressi<strong>on</strong>? I<br />

felt really angry; especially<br />

when he lectured that wives<br />

shouldn’t be trollops!<br />

“After that, he criticised<br />

everything I did and openly<br />

ran down rich men and their<br />

kids with such vengeance<br />

that it finally dawned <strong>on</strong> me<br />

that he really resented my<br />

coming from a rich family.<br />

The more Daddy did for us,<br />

the more he sneered at him.<br />

In fairness to my husband,<br />

daddy always had this<br />

impressi<strong>on</strong> that Luke was a<br />

lout and he never tried to<br />

hide his disapproval of him.<br />

Unfortunately, my husband<br />

proved my father right in the<br />

end. Our sec<strong>on</strong>d child was<br />

<strong>on</strong> the way when daddy gave<br />

us the bungalow but my<br />

husband said we should pass<br />

it off as a furnished<br />

accommodati<strong>on</strong> to the<br />

pers<strong>on</strong>nel department of his<br />

office so he could collect the<br />

rent. It was my dad who took<br />

me to the hospital when I was<br />

in labour. My husband was<br />

nowhere to be found. I had a<br />

difficult birth and had to be<br />

operated <strong>on</strong>. Luke didn’t come<br />

to the hospital for days. On<br />

<strong>on</strong>e of daddy’s visits to the<br />

hospital his face was like<br />

thunder. He said he was just<br />

from our house and Luke was<br />

having this big party to<br />

welcome his new s<strong>on</strong> without<br />

even bothering to find out how<br />

mother and child were!<br />

“The final straw came about<br />

three m<strong>on</strong>ths later when I<br />

woke up to feed the baby and<br />

heard female giggles in the<br />

sitting room. When I went to<br />

investigate, I found my<br />

husband with two of his<br />

friends and four girls – they<br />

were obviously drunk to the<br />

eyeballs. They grinned<br />

stupidly as I drove them out<br />

of the house. My husband<br />

went with them. I was really<br />

livid. That was when I ph<strong>on</strong>ed<br />

dad that I had had enough.<br />

He said I was to do what I<br />

deemed fit. I knew I no l<strong>on</strong>ger<br />

had a marriage anyway.<br />

Putting his things in the rain<br />

was a way of having my own<br />

back. He couldn’t take<br />

anything from the flat because<br />

they were all daddy’s and he<br />

wouldn’t take the car. Let’s<br />

see how he likes scrimping<br />

and saving to keep up with his<br />

pet hobbies ...”<br />

Leading a horse to the brook!<br />

(Humour)<br />

A man drove too fast down a<br />

country lane, skidded <strong>on</strong> some<br />

boulders and ended up in a<br />

ditch. Fortunately, a farmer<br />

appeared moments later,<br />

leading a big black horse.<br />

When he saw the man’s<br />

predicament, he offered to<br />

help. “If we tie a rope round<br />

the car, I think old black Bees<br />

here will be able to help get it<br />

out”. So they tied the rope<br />

from the horse to the car and<br />

the farmer shouted, “come <strong>on</strong><br />

Star-light, pull as hard as you<br />

can!” but the horse didn’t<br />

move.<br />

Then the farmer shouted,<br />

“come <strong>on</strong> Silky, <strong>on</strong>e, two,<br />

three. Pull!” But still the horse<br />

didn’t move. So for a third<br />

time, the farmer yelled, “Ok,<br />

Dublin, pull now!” Nothing<br />

happened. Then he called,<br />

“Go <strong>on</strong> Black Bess, my beauty,<br />

pull hard. This time, the horse<br />

took the strain and slowly<br />

pulled the car out of the ditch.<br />

The motorist was very grateful<br />

but also a little puzzled. “D<strong>on</strong>’t<br />

mind me asking”, he said.<br />

But why did you call the horse<br />

by all those different names?”<br />

“Well, it’s like this”, explained<br />

the farmer, Old Black Bess is<br />

blind and if she thought she<br />

was the <strong>on</strong>ly <strong>on</strong>e pulling,<br />

she’d never have bothered<br />

trying”.<br />

Y<br />

OUR column to express your loving<br />

thoughts in words to your sweetheart. D<strong>on</strong>’t<br />

be shy. Let it flow and let him or her know how<br />

dearly you feel. Write now in not more than 75 words<br />

to: The Editor, Sunday Vanguard, P.M.B. 1007,<br />

Apapa, Lagos. E.mail: sundaylovenotes@yahoo.com<br />

Please mark your envelope: “LOVE NOTES"<br />

Goodbye!<br />

Everytime you hurt me, the less that<br />

I cry<br />

And everytime you leave me, the<br />

quicker the tears dry<br />

And everytime you walk out, the less<br />

I love you<br />

Maybe we d<strong>on</strong>'t stand a chance,it's<br />

that but it's true.......<br />

Oluchi Eziagbala<br />

eziagbalaoluchi@gmail.com<br />

Be positive in your love!<br />

Life is full of ups and downs and the way you take<br />

life will tell at the end of the day. You have no reas<strong>on</strong><br />

to be depressed at all and what you think will<br />

surely come back to you in life, you must not react to<br />

his words, you have to be positive again in life and<br />

must not think that you are <strong>on</strong> the edge of a failed<br />

love relati<strong>on</strong>ship. The more you think negatively,<br />

the more you begin to go down in your various endeavours<br />

in life. Work your way out and be positive<br />

in all areas of your love pursuit.<br />

Michael Adedotun Oke<br />

maof2020@gmail.com<br />

08027142077

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