KALTBLUT-HONK! 01 Schizoprenia

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You are not a nerd.
You wear a V-neck, some tight skinny jeans or
leggings, vintage shoes with no socks and fisherman
coat (for the lack of better ones)
From time to time you rock a beanie, a player
or a traveller hat.
When you unroll your scarf it measures almost
10 meters.
In summer you wear tank tops and straw
fedora, as seen on your favorite Berlin street
fashion blog.
You dress studiously, but don’t know what that
word means.
You wear empty plastic frames and call them
nerd glasses, but you actually don’t need them,
because all you read is your pal’s blogs and feeds.
You say your swag is ironic while you’re really
trying too hard.
Your most valuable accessory is a tote bag
where you put the tobacco you roll, the low-cut
vest and the MDMA that gets you high.
You call yourself a DJ or VJ because you can
play some songs on your MacBook.
You do something with media or design while
actually you live off social benefits.
You have a mustache or a beard and neither
fits you.
You use your iPhone to take pictures with vintage
filters and post them on your blog, twitter
and facebook profile.
You use dailybooth.com when you’re bored
(after you finished masturbating).
You are vegan, but don’t miss an opportunity
to stuff yourself in the nearest Burger King or
kebab place.
You listen to bands with at least 4 words in
their names.
You tweet “I’m such a nerd LOL” and you believe
it.
You play games and you think that makes you
so fucking extra special.
You obnoxiously co-opt every style, culture and
subculture there is.
You’re just a hipster.
You are a nerd.
You are terrible with women or men.
You have an IQ over 130.
You don’t really care about your haircut or outfit;
or food you eat; or other superficialities.
You wear glasses, because you spend your days &
nights reading/staring in some uncrackable codes.
You play with a Rubik’s cube while you wait for
your eye doctor appointment - what is it this
time -5?
You are studious and you know 5 more synonyms
for that word.
You don’t know what fedora or player hat looks
like, but you couldn’t care less.
You have arguments about RFC standards with
your followers on Twitter.
You are socially awkward, but that is ok.
You make pranks like those guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RBPvX9FadU
and you laugh your ass off at the Star Wars
joke when you watch those videos.
You probably don’t even know the other breed
of “nerds” exists, because you’re too busy
working on a solution for Apollonius‘ problem
www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=123709
You have to listen carefully:
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*Nerds, unite! It is time to show those phonies who is the real
deal here. We may not have the looks, but we have the brains
to show them what real nerds are capable of. We have to restore
our name and reputation. It is time for revenge! \ \ / / ●