The Good Life – May-June 2020

In honor of Father's Day, we present ...
DAD JOKES!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What is Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1Forrest1
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: Two flies are in the kitchen, which one is the
cowboy?
A: The one on the range.
Q: How does a penguin build his house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: Why did the man fall down the well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well.
ha!
ha!
ha!
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an
octopus laugh?
A: 10 tickles.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
Q: How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A: A tractor.
Two guys walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb.
Q: Want to hear a joke about construction?
A: I'm still working on it.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.
Q: Does anyone need an ark?
A: I Noah guy!
Q: What do you call a man with
a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
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Q: When does a joke become a
dad joke?
A: When it becomes apparent!