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Alice Vol. 1 No. 2

Published by UA Student Media April 2016.

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LIFESTYLE<br />

First Dates<br />

Best<br />

By Katie Huff<br />

Everyone has that one first date story. You know – your go-to<br />

account when people ask. The one that gets the most “awws” or<br />

maybe the most “ewws”. Either way we all love hearing about them.<br />

Here’s our roundup of the six best and worst first date stories from<br />

students across campus.<br />

“It was my first date EVER with a girl, and I was terrified.<br />

I didn’t know what to wear, what to say or what to<br />

act like in general. All I knew was that I was incredibly<br />

excited to finally go out with a girl and be out of the closet<br />

in general. We were friends in middle school but lost touch<br />

and reconnected when we discovered our college choice (and<br />

sexual orientation) in common.<br />

“I showed up at her apartment and she asked if I wanted<br />

to accompany her to the grocery store so she could cook<br />

us dinner. She bought all the ingredients for a four course<br />

meal and I, ever the gracious and generous date, supplied<br />

a single bottle of cheap Pink Moscato. We returned to her<br />

apartment where she cooked us a ridiculous amount of food<br />

ending in a dessert of heart shaped cupcakes. I know it<br />

sounds cheesy, but had you been there, you’d agree that it<br />

was adorable.<br />

“Despite any awkwardness I feared could happen, we had<br />

an incredible conversation that never missed a beat. We dated<br />

for over a year and are still great friends to this day.”<br />

– Mary, 22<br />

[78] <strong>Alice</strong> April 2016<br />

“My ex-boyfriend is a pilot, and one day I was really wanting<br />

to go play with puppies. He wanted to surprise me and<br />

told me to wear a dress. It turns out, he had rented a plane.<br />

I was blindfolded the whole ride and even though I was petrified,<br />

we were only in the air for 45 minutes. Once we got<br />

off the plane, we got in a cab and drove to this random<br />

house. I then found out that the house belonged to a breeder<br />

and we were going to see puppies. After playing with all of<br />

them there was one that I just knew was the one.<br />

“We ended up actually getting the puppy, but we had to<br />

drive back the next day to pick it up. On the way back home<br />

he was like, “Are you hungry?” And of course I said, “Yeah.”<br />

I happen to love hot dogs, and my favorite hot dog place<br />

is about an hour drive away and only a 20-minute flight.<br />

He was like, “Let’s go.” Between fuel and the flight, it was<br />

probably a $90 hot dog. On the way back we stopped in another<br />

city to get ice cream. When we finally got back, there<br />

were flowers, and somehow the breeder managed to bring<br />

the puppy down — it was in a pumpkin when I got home.”<br />

– Alex, 21

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