The Good Life – September-October 2021
On the cover – Below Zero Wresting, Local Hero – Dr. Nathan Kobrinsky, Hot Air Ballooning, CBD Providing a Peaceful Balance, Squirrel Hunting, Dad Life and more in Fargo-Moorhead’s only men’s magazine.
On the cover – Below Zero Wresting, Local Hero – Dr. Nathan Kobrinsky, Hot Air Ballooning, CBD Providing a Peaceful Balance, Squirrel Hunting, Dad Life and more in Fargo-Moorhead’s only men’s magazine.
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catch-of-the-day for the campfire frying pan.<br />
17. Cut off clothing tags. You’re driving to work<br />
and realize you’ve still got one sticking out of your<br />
collar.<br />
18. Sharpen a pencil. For when you want to feel like<br />
a real ar-teest.<br />
19. Cut through zip ties. Which present themselves<br />
in packaging or wrapped around cables.<br />
20. Clean car battery terminals. Remove corrosion<br />
before you jumpstart a battery.<br />
21. Open a letter. It’s rare to get real correspondence<br />
these days, but when you do, you want to avoid<br />
tearing through the envelope’s return address and<br />
contents by slicing it openly neatly.<br />
22. Open a can. When you come upon a cache of<br />
delicious peaches during the apocalypse (à la father<br />
and son in <strong>The</strong> Road) and don’t have an opener.<br />
23. Cut rope. Rope is handy for a variety of things,<br />
and sometimes you need to trim it down to size.<br />
24. Pry out batteries. When they need replacing<br />
and are stubbornly stuck.<br />
25. Untie a tight knot. Inserting an implement into a<br />
knot can get a tight one undone; a duller tool works<br />
best (you don’t want to cut the rope in the process),<br />
but a knife can get the job done too.<br />
26. Cut loose threads. Those little danglers that<br />
mysteriously emerge from your clothes.<br />
27. Perform an emergency tracheotomy. When<br />
someone’s choking and the Heimlich maneuver fails,<br />
an emergency tracheotomy may be needed, and<br />
doctors have indeed successfully performed them,<br />
using a pocket knife, in places like restaurants and<br />
airplanes (back when carrying a knife on board was<br />
kosher). <strong>The</strong> whole “being a doctor” part of these<br />
stories is of course an important consideration here.<br />
28. Open a bottle. Use either the spine of the knife’s<br />
blade or the top scale of its handle to pry it up.<br />
29. Cut a new hole in a belt. When you’ve gained (or<br />
lost) some weight.<br />
30. Fend off a wild animal. This dude fended off a<br />
mountain lion attack with his pocketknife; this guy<br />
was able to stop a bear attack using a mere 2-inch<br />
blade.<br />
31. Play mumbley peg. Once a popular pastime<br />
among 19th century schoolboys, Wild West<br />
cowboys, and World War II soldiers; still a viable<br />
outdoors entertainment.<br />
32. Puncture and deflate those plastic packaging<br />
pillows. You know, the big bubble things you get in<br />
all those aforementioned boxes from Amazon.<br />
33. Unscrew small screws. Not the most effective<br />
method, but works in a pinch.<br />
34. Trim your calluses. Peel ‘em like a potato.<br />
35. Open a coconut. <strong>The</strong>re are a variety of ways you<br />
can open a coconut, including using only a small<br />
pocket knife.<br />
36. Defend yourself against an attacker. You don’t<br />
want to bring a knife to a gunfight, especially a<br />
pocketknife, but if it’s all you got, it’s all you got. •<br />
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