The Somerset March 23 2022

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Wednesday March 23 rd , 2022 

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Toogoolawah year 6 

students with their 

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after learning about 

the Material Sound 

exhibition at The 

Condensery. 

SERVICING THE BRISBANE VALLEY AND SURROUNDS

COUNCIL’S PACKAGE OF 

ASSISTANCE INCLUDES 

EXTENSION OF RATES 

DUE DATE 

Somerset ratepayers have been given an 

additional eight weeks to pay their bill 

after Council voted to extend the due date 

in response to severe flooding across the 

region. 

Somerset Mayor Graeme Lehmann said, 

“We understand just how widespread 

and severe this flooding has been and the 

impacts on individuals and businesses. This 

rate relief will apply for both residential and 

commercial ratepayers.” 

“We are extending the due date for 

payments from the original due date of 

Tuesday, 5 April 2022 to Tuesday, 31 May 

2022.” 

“By default, this means that the applicable 

15% discount is also extended meaning an 

additional 56 days to take advantage of the 

discount.” 

“It was important that we looked at rate 

relief as a priority, given rate notices have 

only recently been delivered,” he said. 

This extension is part of a broader economic 

stimulus package that has been adopted by 

Council including: 

• Extension of the current dog registration 

period from 30 June 2022 to 30 June 2023 

to benefit residents who have registered 

their animals. 

• Waiving of dump fees for flood waste. 

• Procurement policy changes to speed up 

the purchase of goods and services needed 

for flood recovery works. 

“We also strongly encourage residents to 

buy locally when they can to keep cash flow 

in our community and support local jobs 

and local businesses at this time,” Mayor 

Lehmann said. 

TENDER AWARDED 

FOR LOWOOD POOL 

REFURBISHMENT 

Council has approved a tender for the 

refurbishment of the Lowood pool, a project 

that has been jointly funded through 

the Queensland Department of Local 

Government and Planning SEQ Community 

Stimulus Package. 

Council received funding of $1,996,731 from 

the program to fund the Lowood Swimming 

Pool Refurbishment project, which has a 

total project value of over $3M. 

Lowood District Residents Network Inc 

representative, Cr Sean Choat said the 

community was ready for the upgrade. 

“This is the second tender for the Lowood 

swimming pool refurbishment, with Council 

deciding late last year to reject previous 

tenders and start over with a renewed vision 

for the community facility that would ensure 

its life long into the future,” Cr Choat said. 

“Four tenderers submitted eligible tenders, 

which were reviewed by a panel comprising 

Council officer and external parties with 

expertise in the type of facility that Council 

wants for its community.” 

“While the criteria for the tender was 

detailed, best value for money, quality and 

future cost implications for Council were all 

considered,” Cr Choat said. 

The panel awarded the tender to Ozcrete 

Pools Pty Ltd who will commence works in 

the near future. 

ESK RACETRACK TO 

UPGRADE RUNNING 

RAIL WITH HELP 

FROM COMMUNITY 

ASSISTANCE GRANT 

Esk Recreation Grounds Advisory Committee 

representative Cr Bob Whalley has 

applauded the Esk Jockey Club Inc for taking 

a proactive approach to improvements at 

the Esk racetrack. 

“The club has successfully applied for 

funding from the Gambling Community 

Benefit Fund and Racing Queensland for 

a large portion of this project, and have 

contributed their own funds to ensure the 

improvements can be carried out.” 

The project will see the installation of a 

single fixed-break away plastic running rail 

at the Esk racetrack replacing the current 

aluminium rail which is below ideal height 

for the purpose. 

Council approved $16,747 for the 

improvement project, which will ensure 

greater safety for both horses and riders and 

will also meet the recommended standard 

for the equipment. 

“Improvements of this type can enhance 

the chances of gaining more race days in 

the future, a win-win for the Esk Jockey Club 

and for the region,” Cr Whalley said. 

COMMUNITY 

ASSISTANCE 

GRANT SUPPORTS 

RECTIFICATION OF PRE- 

STORM DAMAGE 

A storm cell in mid-February that caused 

damage at the Kilcoy golf course has 

impacted on the Kilcoy Golf Club’s ability 

to continue with facility improvements 

outlined in previous community assistance 

grant applications. 

Human Social Recovery Sub-Group 

representative Cr Cheryl Gaedtke said that 

club members and volunteers put in about 

150 hours of work clearing fallen trees and 

debris following the storm. 

“The club has put in considerable effort to 

remove the debris and make the course 

usable again but during that process it 

was discovered that the damage resulted 

in safety issues that needed professional 

attention to rectify.” 

“These additional costs impacted on the 

club’s ability to continue with improvements 

that commenced earlier. It’s important that 

our community has safe and accessible 

recreation facilities for our physical and 

mental wellbeing, and Council is pleased 

to support applications that meet those 

needs,” Cr Gaedtke said. 

The Kilcoy Golf Club was successful 

in securing $5,000 through Council’s 

Community Assistance Grants program. 

SOMERSET TOURISM 

OPERATORS TO BENEFIT 

FROM MENTORING 

PROGRAM 

Six tourism businesses have been 

successful in joining the Best of Queensland 

Experiences (BoQE) Program, which is 

designed to give participants an edge in 

delivering exceptional customer experience 

and to attract more visitors to their 

attraction. 

Cr Jason Wendt, Economic Development 

and Tourism Committee representative, said 

that Tourism and Events Queensland (TEQ) 

had developed the Best of Queensland 

Experiences Program, an innovative 

program that guides the Queensland 

tourism industry to deliver exceptional 

tourism results. 

“Somerset Region has plenty of excellent 

tourism attractions and operators, and 

this program aims to offer some of our 

operators the opportunity to be mentored 

over 11 weeks by experienced tourism and 

marketing professionals.” 

“The program is the first of its kind in the 

state, and Somerset’s position as a premier 

outdoor recreational region close to the city 

of Brisbane gives us an edge in attracting 

more visitors for our unique tourism 

experiences,” Cr Wendt said. 

The program was developed by the Brisbane 

Economic Development Agency (BEDA) 

as the regional tourism organisation, and 

associated Councils receive funding through 

TEQ’s Contestable Funding Program 2021- 

2022 to develop the Best of Brisbane Region 

Support Program (BoBRE). Council will be 

contributing up to $10,000 and will receive 

matched funding to carry out the mentoring 

program in the region. 

“Council called for expressions of interest 

for the program, and we believe the final 

six tourism businesses selected for the 

program will improve the level of tourism 

experiences offered in Somerset,” Cr Wendt 

said. 

“However, all tourism operators in the 

region will be able to download the program 

manual and work through it at their own 

pace, giving them the same foundations for 

improving their business.” 

“I congratulate the six tourism businesses 

to be selected to take part on this unique 

training and mentoring program.” 

The six tourism businesses to began the 

mentoring program on Monday 14 March 

are: 

• One Tree Canoe Company 

• The Hollow Log Country Retreat 

• The Stonehouse Retreat 

• Esk Grand Hotel 

• The Linville Hotel 

• Out There Cycling 

COUNCIL APPROVES 

TEMPORARY CHANGE 

IN PROCESSES TO SPEED 

UP RESTORATION WORK 

ON FLOOD DAMAGED 

ROADS 

With the flood recovery phase now in 

motion, Council has taken steps to ensure 

that processes involved in the rebuilding 

or repairing infrastructure and facilities is as 

smooth as possible. 

Local Disaster Management Group (LDMG) 

representative Cr Kylee Isidro said that 

Council’s approval of greater authority to the 

CEO in the procurement area was designed 

to speed up the purchasing process during 

emergency situations. 

“Council understands that in these 

exceptional circumstances, there may 

be times we need to accelerate the 

procurement timeline to deliver renewed 

services and facilities to the community.” 

“That’s why we have authorised the CEO 

delegated staff to be able to purchase goods 

or services subject to Disaster Recovery 

Funding Arrangements (DFRA) specifically 

related to the February 2022 flood event,” Cr 

Isidro said. 

This arrangement will remain in place until 

31 May 2022 and will allow for the purchase 

of DFRA related items under certain 

conditions without obtaining tenders or 

quotations first. 

In a separate motion, Council also 

approved an increase of the upper limit of 

expenditure on minor maintenance work 

on unsealed roads in the region in particular 

circumstances. 

Cr Isidro said, “Where there is already plant 

working in the area the Director Operations 

can direct maintenance work to a value of 

$2,000, which would cover a load of gravel 

and use of machinery to spread it.” 

“This motion will temporarily raise the 

upper limit to allow restoration of road 

assets damaged during the 2022 flood and 

heavy rainfall event.” 

NEW DATE FOR 

MOUNT GLEN 

ROCK COMMUNITY 

INFORMATION SESSION 

A Community Information evening to 

discuss the Mount Glen Rock draft master 

plan has been rescheduled, following its 

postponement during the recent flood 

event. 

Mount Glen Rock Steering Committee 

representative Cr Kylee Isidro encouraged 

residents with an interest in the plan to 

attend. 

“We have an opportunity to create a worldclass 

outdoor recreation attraction right 

here in Somerset, and the information 

evening will allow the community to learn 

more about the draft master plan and to 

discuss it with Council officers,” Cr Isidro said. 

The 127 hectares of freehold land on 

the western face of the mountain was 

purchased by Council in October 2020, with 

a view to developing a unique recreational 

experience. 

“Community members and other interested 

stakeholders can view the draft master 

plan online and have their say through our 

survey, which we encourage people to do 

before the information session,” Cr Isidro 

said. 

Council’s vision for this project is to deliver 

a uniquely Somerset outdoor recreation 

experience, that connects the natural 

environment and scenic beauty of the site 

to a vibrant local community. 

Mount Glen Rock will be developed as such, 

protecting natural features and wildlife, and 

ensuring that the site complements Esk’s 

character and the leverages the success of 

the Brisbane Valley Rail Trail. 

“If anyone has a specific question they would 

like addressed on the night, they can email it 

to us before 10 April and we will discuss all 

relevant questions on the night.” 

The Community Information Evening will be 

held at 6pm on Wednesday 13 April at the 

Somerset Civic Centre. 

Please register your expression of interest to 

attend by securing a place via scc21.sales. 

ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/52117. 

The survey can be found at surveymonkey. 

com/r/mount-glen-rock 

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THE SOMERSET - Wednesday March 23, 2022 - Page 2

POLICE DEPLOY NEW ASSET 

NATHAN GREAVES 

news@thesomerset.com.au 

Building on the successes of 

a recent trial period, police in 

the Somerset Region are now 

deploying a new vehicle to assist 

with their operations. 

The Yamaha Rhino side by side vehicle 

previously had its home at the Ipswich Police 

Beat , and will now be based out of the Esk 

Police Station, where it will be able to be 

sent out to support officers from the Esk, 

Toogoolawah, and Lowood divisions. 

The vehicle is conditionally registered to be 

able to operate both on and off road, including 

on the Brisbane Valley Rail Trail, where it can be 

deployed to support trail users. 

It will also be able to provide assistance during 

missing person search operations, community 

events, and other emergency situations. 

Photo credit: Queensland Police Service 

MORNING MELODIES 

CONCERT SERIES 

Wednesday mornings at Somerset Civic Centre will be alive with 

sounds of music, as the Morning Melodies 2022 Concert Series 

kicks off. 

The Series includes four concerts, featuring everything from jazz, swing, blues, soul, 

country and some interactive comedy with familiar sing-along classics. 

The first in the series, Mambo Italiano celebrates the influence of Italian American 

musicians on the golden age of 1950s jazz and swing. In an energetic, romantic and 

passionate concert event, award-winning cabaret artist and chanteuse Nadia Sunde 

(pictured), together with an all-star band, takes audiences on a journey into the music 

of Louis Prima, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Rosemary Clooney, Sophia Loren, Bobby 

Darin, Perry Como…and others. 

An acclaimed cabaret artist, songwriter, theatre actress, comedienne and former ABC 

radio presenter, Nadia Sunde is a standout performer - effortlessly engaging and 

delighting her audiences with warmth, wit and velvet voice. 

To bring this show to life Nadia Sunde has joined forces with virtuoso jazz pianist and 

accordionist John Reeves. 

As musical director John has assembled some of Queensland's finest jazz and swing 

musicians to help pay tribute to the great 

Italian American singers and songwriters 

of the 1950s. 

Wednesday 13 April – Mambo Italiano 

Wednesday 22 June – S’Wonderful 

Wednesday 10 August – Swingin’ Martinis 

Friday 21 October – Somerset Seniors 

Free Event & Concert 

Performances begin at 11am and finish by 

noon. 

Tickets are $12 for adults and $8 for 

concession holders and include morning 

tea. 

To purchase tickets go to SCC21.sales. 

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FLOODS 

UNLEASH TIDAL 

WAVE OF SCAMS 



Opportunistic scammers have 

stepped up their game in response to 

recent flooding events in Queensland 

and New South Wales, resorting to 

new lows to separate victims from 

their money. 

In the weeks since the rain first began, there 

have been a range of predatory tactics reported, 

including calls claiming to be from the NBN 

demanding funds to expedite internet restoration, 

text messages impersonating insurance 

companies, and fake financial planners offering 

to assist flood victims with applying for grant 

assistance. 

There have also been reports of fake donation 

sites purporting to be relief funds for victims, and 

fraudsters pretending to represent legitimate 

charities. 

Legitimate businesses will never ask for personal 

details via phone, text, or email, and homeowners 

should always be cautious if they are contacted 

regarding insurance claims they don’t recall 

making, parcels they don’t remember ordering, or 

any other suspicious offer. 

For further information on how to protect 

yourself from scammers, or to report a 

fraudulent call, visit the Scamwatch website: 

www.scamwatch.gov.au/. 

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From 5pm to 9pm. 

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BBQ, Hot Food, Bar, Ham Wheel, 

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LETTERS, COMMENTS AND WHINGES 

“The past was green and fuzzy - the future is 

black and ominous.” 

Richard Sebrof 

The green fairy-tale is over. 

Even the green cheer squad in the 

bureaucracy and the media can sense the 

change. 

The sudden end was signalled by rolling 

columns of Russian tanks, quickly followed 

by surging prices for oil, gas, coal, wheat and 

barley. 

For decades, one-worlders and greedy 

industrialists have sung the green songs 

– lauding wind/solar energy, worshipping 

hydrogen, and condemning coal, oil, gas and 

nuclear. 

Their doomsday chorus was taken up by 

tweeting teenagers and trendy adults in the 

green leafy suburbs – most of them supported 

in soft-chair jobs in media, bureaucracy and 

big woke corporations. 

John Kerry (a rich climate-obsessed American 

aristocrat) worries that the Ukraine war “could 

have a profound negative impact on the 

POWER NOT POVERTY 

climate”. 

He is more concerned about beneficial 

emissions of life-supporting CO 2 than about 

lethal bullets, missiles, and starvation. 

Russia, China and India have focussed on 

developing and using their best energy 

resources, but Australia (following the Pied 

Pipers of Europe) has a bi-partisan policy 

to keep spreading the climate virus and 

subsidising more expensive green toys 

imported from China. 

But, at long last, sanity is surfacing - Nigel 

Farage (the UK Brexiteer) has rung the fulltime 

bell on climate alarmism with his new 

slogan against net zero madness – “Vote 

Power not Poverty”. 

Just one late snow storm in Berlin, a food riot 

in Cairo or a blackout in New York will start 

the green rout. 

The world is becoming a cold, hungry and 

dangerous place. 

Food is not produced in green forests, 

electricity is not generated in big batteries, 

green hydrogen is a net consumer of 

energy, and we will not fight the next war 

with battery-powered tanks, wind-powered 

frigates or an air force burning bio-fuels. 

Just two years ago, Biden promised: “we are 

going to get rid of fossil fuels.” 

It’s time to drag green dreamers and climate 

alarmists into the real world where food, fuels, 

metals, electricity and defensive weapons are 

produced. 

This must start by cleaning the green horse 

manure from the “Net Zero” stables. 

Putin’s tanks and missiles have started this 

process. 

Europeans now face the truth that coal, 

oil, nuclear and gas provide most of the 

power for their homes, factories, industry, 

transportation and agriculture. 

Without them, big cities die. 

We need more Hydrocarbon Power, more 

Nuclear Power, and less Un-reliables. 

The world has changed. 

We can no longer afford “Net Negative 

Energy” or “Building Back Worse”. 

Viv Forbes 

Washpool 

FLOOD PREPAREDNESS INVESTMENT 

LONG OVERDUE: TIME TO SWITCH 

TRACKS OR ACCEPT CONSEQUENCES 

The peak environmental group 

for South East Queensland is 

urgently calling on governments 

to flip the current disaster 

response model to focus on 

investing in preparedness and 

proactive flood mitigation, rather 

than relying on disaster response 

payments after the fact. 

Healthy Land & Water estimates that investing 

in measures that reduce flood risk by building 

ecosystem resilience is three to five times 

more cost effective than trying to repair 

damage and impact after an extreme flood 

event like the one that recently devastated 

parts of South East Queensland. 

“It’s heartbreaking watching the devastation 

that has unfolded – on people, their 

livelihoods and our beautiful environs. The 

only thing comforting is knowing that we 

now have the knowledge to do something 

about it,” says Julie McLellan, CEO of 

Healthy Land & Water, the official natural 

resource management group for South East 

Queensland. 

“We know that active and targeted investment 

in flood preparedness could greatly increase 

resilience and reduce the impact of future 

extreme events – and let’s be candid – more 

extreme events are on the cards as a result of 

climate change.” 

Channelling investment into resilience is not 

just an economically sound approach, there 

are also untold positive social, environmental 

and cultural benefits for South East 

Queensland. 

“We have 20 years of data from our monitoring 

program for the region and evidence from the 

many thousands of projects we’ve deployed 

across the region which are giving us clear 

sign-posts of what needs to be done to make 

our region more resilient to extreme events,” 

explains Ms McLellan. 

“The missing piece is the large-scale proactive 

investment to make it happen. This needs a 

complete turnaround in thinking – and that’s 

going to be a hard conversation because our 

governmental systems are not set up that 

way currently– but the potential benefit for 

the region makes it essential to achieve, and 

the sooner the better.” 

Ms McLellan points to the confronting aerial 

images showing large plumes of sediment 

moving down the waterways out into the 

bay, reminding us that once it’s gone, it’s 

gone. 

“Actively restoring our landscapes to ensure 

our soils are better held in place during 

large rain events by groundcover is one way 

of keeping our soils where they need to be 

rather than being lost out into our oceans 

where they also cause further damage to 

marine life,” she says. 

“When the region is in better nick, healthy 

landscapes act as giant kidneys, filtering out 

mud and particles, while at the same time 

slowing the water down, reducing both 

flood level and the number of homes and 

livelihoods that are impacted,” 

“Another important thing to achieve is 

healthy, connected landscapes, free of 

invasive weeds, ensuring animals and 

pollinators can move freely across the region 

as they were meant to do. 

“Proactive investment in resilience is proven 

and should be the obvious action after all 

the disaster responses we’ve waded through 

over the last decade from flood and fire.” 

Ms McLellan says that while disaster 

payments will still be needed, resilience work 

should greatly reduce the need for them. 

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PLANNING 

THE NEXT 

STAGE 

OF THE 

IPSWICH 

MOTORWAY 

UPGRADE 

An Albanese Labor Government 

will work with the Queensland 

Labor Government to plan 

the next stage of the Ipswich 

Motorway Upgrade. 

Federal Member for Blair Shayne Neumann 

(pictured) said the Queensland Government 

finished work on stage one of this project, 

widening a three-kilometre section of the 

Motorway between Granard Road and Oxley 

Road from four to six lanes, last year. 

“Communities along the south-west corridor, 

including people in Ipswich, the Somerset 

Region and Karana Downs area, are ready 

and waiting for next stage of work to begin,” 

Mr Neumann said. 

“To allow works to get underway as soon as 

possible, an Albanese Labor Government will 

invest $10m to get planning underway to 

expand the road to 6 lanes between Blunder 

Road and the Centenary Motorway.” 



Waste transfer stations across the 

Somerset are continuing to accept 

disaster-related waste this week, 

allowing locals to more easily dispose 

of items ruined in recent rain and 

flooding. 

Until close of business on Sunday, March 27, rain and 

flood-damage items can be disposed of at transfer 

stations in Esk, Coominya, Kilcoy, and Harlin free of 

charge. 

After operating on altered hours, the stations in Esk, 

Harlin, and Kilcoy resumed their normal business 

hours on Thursday, March 17, while the Coominya 

Transfer Station will continue to operate seven days 

a week until Sunday, March 27, due to higher levels 

of flood and water damage in the southern part of 

the region. 

Federal Member for Oxley Milton Dick said 

these planning works will look at improved 

flood resilience, ramp rationalisation and 

improving connections with other Brisbane 

Motorways. 

“Once planning is finished and construction 

begins, it is expected that this project will 

support 500 jobs,” Mr Dick said. 

Children and young people in 

the Somerset region are about 

enjoy arts and cultural activities 

and programs created especially 

for them, with the appointment 

of a Learning and Engagement 

Officer, Prue Osborne. 

“We’re fortunate to have found in Prue 

someone with a wealth of experience of 

working with children and art within an 

educational framework,” The Condensery 

Advisory Committee Chair Deputy Mayor 

Helen Brieschke, said. 

“Prue has worked for the children’s art 

gallery at Ipswich Art Gallery and has 

coordinated arts programs for children 

at LEAD Childcare and with Pine Rivers 

Museum. She has already organised her 


“This is a road that carries over 85,000 

vehicles every single day – only an Albanese 

Labor Government will partner with the 

Queensland Government to get the next 

stage of works underway.” 

“While the Morrison-Joyce Government 

prefers to pick fights, only an Albanese 

Labor Government will work in collaboration 

DISASTER DEBRIS STILL ACCEPTED AT LOCAL DUMPS 

NEW LEARNING AND ENGAGEMENT 

OFFICER FOR THE CONDENSERY 

first school group to The Condensery to 

view the Material Sound exhibition, with 28 

year six students from Toogoolawah State 

School visiting last week.” 

“The student really enjoyed the interactive 

nature of the exhibition and seeing how 

motion and sound intertwine. Making their 

own windchimes to take home completed 

the session.” 

Prue’s role will see her coordinating The 

Condensery’s new creative workshop 

program for children and young people, 

which has been funded by the Foundation 

for Rural & Regional Renewal (FRRR). 

Pictured left: Learning and Engagement 

Officer Prue Osborne. 

to deliver the projects that really matter,” 

Shadow Minister for Infrastructure, Transport 

and Regional Development, Catherine King 

said. 

“We know that commuters in the southwest 

need this upgrade. Our investment 

in planning will mean that work can get 

underway as soon as possible.” 

LOCAL LAKES 

REOPENED 

TO THE 

PUBLIC 



Numerous dams and lakes in both 

the Somerset and Lockyer Valley 

Regions have reopened to public 

use, those some restrictions still 

remain. 

Currently, Atkinson Dam is still closed to 

swimming, but boating, paddlecraft, water 

skiing, and jet skiing are all permitted, and the 

day use area is open. 

At Clarendon Dam, the day use area is the 

only area the public can access, with all waterbased 

activities still being suspended. 

Lake Dyer’s day use area is also open, and 

boating, paddle craft, and water skiing are 

permitted, although swimming is not. 

Somerset dam, meanwhile, is open to all 

recreational activities. 

A number of areas around Wivenhoe Dam are 

now open, including Cormorant Bay, O’Sheas 

Crossing, Spillway Common, Wivenhoe 

Information Centre Day Use Area, Logans Inlet 

Day Use Area, Hamon Cove, Branch Creek, and 

Billies Bay. 

Atkinsons Crossing, Hays Landing, Cormorant 

Bay Walking Trail, and the Wivenhoe Hill trail 

network all remain closed, and no waterbased 

activities are currently permitted out on 

the dam. 

Though most of these waterways are now 

open, some closures remain in place on 

surrounding roads, so travellers should plan 

their journeys accordingly. 


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MORE HELP FOR PRIMARY PRODUCERS 

Somerset Regional Recovery Group representative 

Cr Bob Whalley wants primary producers to know 

there is more help for farmers and producers hit 

hard by the recent flood in the region. 

“BizRebuild was first established as a disaster assistance program for 

small and medium sized businesses in response to the bushfires of 

2019-20,” Cr Whalley said. 

“Affected business in disaster declared areas can apply for assistance 

in the form of vouchers designed to be used with local business 

in those same impacted areas, to assist economic recovery. This 

creates a positive economic benefit in the local area, which I am very 

supportive of.” 

Two of the immediate forms of assistance provided under BizRebuild 

is the allocation of vouchers for small and medium sized businesses 

in disaster declared local government areas. 

A $500 Business Advisory Voucher will provide support for business 

through expert advice including accounting services, appraisal and 

evaluation, architectural/interior design services, financial planning, 

IT services, legal services, management consulting, marketing/web 

development services, training, and development. These professional 

services may be useful at a period after the event when a business 

is forward planning and can include as grant application assistance. 

The other assistance offered is a $2000 Retooling Voucher for the 

purchase of equipment (for example, tools of trade, key equipment 

or infrastructure) destroyed or damaged during an event. These 

vouchers are used for the replacement of essential equipment which 

assists the business in reopening or resuming operating, such as 

replacing damaged fences or gate. 

Cr Whalley encouraged primary producers to apply for the vouchers: 

“Depending on individual situations, businesses could apply for one 

or both of the assistance vouchers and continue their steps to flood 

recovery.” 

For information and BizRebuild voucher applications, go to 

bizrebuild.com.au/need-help/help-for-flood-affected-communities 

Primary producers are also being encouraged to complete the 

Department of Agriculture and Fisheries (DAF) Natural Disaster 

Impact Survey to gain a better understanding of the extent of the 

flood event in Queensland. Participation is voluntary however 

information from the survey will be used to improve disaster recovery 

assistance for the future. 

The survey can be found at survey123.arcgis.com/share/ 

a65512900348401a812e57d743e4c104 

Council has also released a Flood Recovery Newsletter which 

details financial and other forms of assistance to primary producers, 

businesses, nfp organisations and individuals. somerset.qld.gov.au/ 

downloads/file/3126/src-flood-recovery-newsletter-march-2022 

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The Kilcoy Hospital Auxiliary is a not-for-profit 

group who have been raising awareness and 

funding to purchase equipment for the Kilcoy 

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The 2022 fete is slated to start at 9:30am on 

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SOMERSET MUSIC AWARDS 

By: Sue Walker 

With talents belying her tender years, 3rd Christine Caldwell. 

Madleine Yeo’s expressive piano performance 

of ‘Summer’ by Hisaishi was hard to top. INSTRUMENTAL SOLO 13yrs & UNDER 

The Somerset Music Awards 

The instrumental section culminated in 1st Madleine Yeo on piano 

including the Lockyer Valley, held Suzanne Clemence’s unblemished flute 2nd Matilda Kunde on guitar 

on March 12 th may have been performance of Bizet’s ‘Menuet de L’Arlesienne’ 

comparatively short on numbers in company with the unquestioned talents of INSTRUMENTAL SOLO OPEN 

Alexis on piano. 

1st Suzanne Clemence on flute 

this year, however there was 

There’s an old saying ‘If youth knew; if age 

nothing missing when it came to could’ and by golly, they did on this day in the SENIOR MUSICAL THEATRE 

the joyous sounds of music and open and senior vocal sections. 

1st Grace Crichton 

singing. 

This was an exercise in never being too old 2nd Marina Crichton 

This day was certainly not about gaining 

or too late to find the mettle to sing solo or 

places in a competition, but moreover, about 

in duet, and it was for some, courageous VOCAL DUET OPEN 

the opportunity for the young and youngat-heart 

to perform beautiful music, and in 

performances which gained huge audience 1st Grace Crichton/Eric von Nida 

acclamation. Evidenced by this and the smiles 2nd Sue Walker/Eric von Nida 

doing so, receive the benefits of constructive 

on faces of both audience and adjudicator, 3rd Sue Walker/Denis Hawes 

recommendations via adjudications; about 

it was apparent that the task of choosing Highly Commended- Roland Cox/Denis 

finding places within to deliver confident 

placegetters was not going to be an easy one. Hawes 

performances to an encouraging audience; 

Obvious too was Mr Brendan Scully’s shared Highly Commended - Ruth Skippen/Roland 

about enhancing performance skills and 

love of music and performance when our Cox 

learning to grow with a love for music in its 

highly credentialled music judge delivered Highly Commended - Ruth Skippen/Denis 

many forms. 

his adjudications sharing his words of wisdom Hawes 

The song, ‘From Little Things Big Things Grow’, 

in such a kindly and encouraging manner. 

self-accompanied on guitar and performed 

For his unquestioned acceptance of the Pictured below: Grace Crichton was in her 

so confidently by Carley and Matilda Kunde 

request to adjudicate must go much of the element with wonderful performances’. 

could be a metaphor for ‘life imitating art’ 

credit for the success of this day. 

with Carley, once a talented little tot as a vital 

It is true that a song would sound a bit strange Pictured left:‘ Roland Cox and Denis Hawes 

member of ‘The Semitones’, now a 17-yearold, 

still just as enthused by her love of music, 

without the piano; that it is the accompanist in beautiful harmony with Ruth Skippen, 

who reminds the singer of forgotten lines, accompanist. 

her sister Matilda following in Carley’s musical 

who transposes the notes, jumps from page 

footsteps. 

to page without stopping for breath, and so 

it is for Alexis FitzGerald and Ruth Skippen, 

who are the unsung heroes of this day; 

whose beautiful accompaniments should be 

a constant reminder that there is so much 

more to a song than a singer. 

Prizes and certificates were awarded to the 

place getters in each section through the 

generosity of sponsorship and the support of 

the Esk Caravan Park, Esk Friendly Grocer, My 

Care Physio & Therapy in Gatton, 

The Somerset Newspaper and Toowoomba’s 

Byron Capital. For this and their continued 

support of the Esk Community Choir’s 

endeavours, we are forever grateful. 

A list of the prizewinners: 

VOCAL DUET 20 YRS & UNDER 

1st Carley and Matilda Kunde 

FRIDAY NIGHT 

MEAT TRAY RAFFLES 

from 6pm 

Proceeds to Esk & District Kindy 

(15 prizes including 5 meat trays!) 

For lovers of food... 

Wednesday Night: 

Homemade Rissoles 

Thursday Night: 

Parmy Menu – 10 Crazily Good 

Toppers (pictured below) 

From the menu... 

ENTREE 

• Twice cooked pork 

belly, spiced plum 

and port reduction, 

chestnut espuma, 

fresh green apple, 

sourdough cinnamon 

crisps 

VOCAL SOLO OPEN 

1st Eric von Nida 

2nd (tie) Grace Crichton with Denis Hawes 

SOMERSET LEADS QUEENSLAND 

IN ROOFTOP SOLAR 

The Somerset local government 

area (LGA) has the highest 

percentage of households with 

rooftop solar of any council area 

in Queensland according to 

Australian PV Institute (APVI) and 

the second-highest percentage in 

Australia. 

The APVI Solar Map, funded by the Australian 

Renewable Energy Agency (pv-map.apvi.org. 

au) as at 11 March 2022 showed that 57.5% 

of Somerset households had rooftop PV solar 

compared to 41.8% for Queensland overall. 

Only Adelaide Plains LGA in South Australia 

with 59.2% had a higher percentage 

of dwellings with installed solar across 

Australian local government areas than 

Somerset Region. 

Somerset Mayor Graeme Lehmann 

welcomed the news and said, “Our Council 

has been at the forefront of installing solar 

with the funding support of the Queensland 

Government under the Local Government 

Grants and Subsidies Program (LGGSP) with 

rooftop solar installations on 17 Somerset 

Regional Council buildings.” 

“Consultants Peak Services costings have 

confirmed that Somerset ratepayers can 


expect to save around $2.1 million over the 

life of the systems Council has installed.” 

“We are saving costs for the community 

and benefiting the environment with these 

projects.” 

“We are now applying for more State LGGSP 

funding so we can install more solar at facilities 

including Esk Visitor Information Centre, 

Esk and Lowood SES, Fernvale Community 

Hall, Kay Avery Place in Kilcoy, Toogoolawah 

library, Esk landfill and Toogoolawah pool,” Cr 

Lehmann said. 

Somerset Citizen of the Year and manager 

of the Kilcoy Indoor Sports Centre and 

Toogoolawah Community Gym, Jayne 

McKenzie supported the move and said, 

“Along with residents and businesses, 

Somerset Regional Council has also been 

doing its bit – and its solar portfolio is set 

to grow quite rapidly in the time ahead. But 

like all great future vision projects, it requires 

funding. “ 

“We really hope that the State can get on 

board with us again and help fund more solar 

for Somerset,” Mayor Lehmann said. 

Pictured: Solar panels powering Somerset’s 

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People inspire me. Not just Schwarzenegger 

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day, working their butt off to achieve their 

goals, in and out of the gym. 

Goals for 2022? 

To compete in my first bodybuilding contest in 

April, travel to Bali, grow my personal training 

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Since working at Somerset Health and Fitness 

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SLOW CHURN AT THE CONDENSERY 

This April, The Condensery delves 

deeper into the key themes within 

our region in a new exhibition, 

entitled Slow Churn, running 

from 9 April through to 3 July 

2022. 

Regional Arts Development Fund (RADF) 

Chair Cr Cheryl Gaedtke said the exhibition 

was an exciting addition to the gallery’s 

program, bringing together seven artists from 

across the country, many with internationally 

recognised careers. 

“Our region is incredibly fortunate to have 

attracted this level of practice and variety 

of creative disciplines in a single exhibition 

and this is largely thanks to our Curator 

Rachel Arndt, whose experience and skill 

has brought the project together. Rachel 

also curated the exhibition along with Olivia 

Welch.” 

The artists in Slow Churn explore the delicate 

interactions and interdependencies that exist 

between us and our natural world, taking 

Somerset’s important architectural, industrial 

and environmental heritage, it’s land use and 

industry, the feel of community, welcoming, 

friendship and connection as a starting point, 

Jody Rallah’s 250 Years (The Coolamon 

project) is a co-creation between the artist 

and First Nations collaborators, which sees 

250 ceramic coolamon vessels of varying 

sizes placed on a circle of sand. Made of the 

earth and presented atop it, these carriers 

are used to assist a variety of domestic, 

agricultural, and culinary tasks by a diversity 

of First Nations groups nationally. 

Judy Watson’s canvas works from the series 

memory scars, dreams and gardens, use the 

earthly pigments of indigo and ochre to speak 

of the natural and humanmade disasters that 


have become synonymous with the current 

pandemic and the Anthropocene era. 

Zanny Begg takes the human-centric priority 

of the way we live out of the equation 

and instead presents a sun hive; a utopian 

structure designed for bee health and 

pollination, rather than the retrieval of honey. 

Yasmin Smith, whose work Terrior is glazed 

in pigments sourced from the chemicals 

that occur naturally, are introduced, and that 

contaminate vegetation, takes a scientific 

and archaeological approach to her practice. 

Terrior foregrounds the introduced disease 

carrying insects Phylloxera that are found 

in grape vine stock. These insects present a 

serious biosecurity issue for the viticulture of 

this country. 

Mylyn Nguyen recreates The Condensery 

and elements of its former buildings as 

miniature paper constructions. These 

structures are a part of the present and future 

of Toogoolawah. They not only pay homage 

to the dairying history of the region, but are 

physically home to all sorts of insect, animal 

and plant life. 

Lindy Lee’s works are made with ink, fire and 

rain bringing earthly materials, elemental 

forces and heavenly matter into dazzling 

works of repetition that create necessary 

moments of immaterial contemplation. 

Slow Churn is curated by Olivia Welch and 

Rachel Arndt and has been made possible 

with the generous support of the Regional 

Arts Development Fund, a partnership 

between the Queensland Government and 

Somerset Regional Council to support local 

arts and culture in regional Queensland. 

Pictured: Hear Judy Watson in conversation 

about her work in Slow Churn 

Pictured inset: Part of The Coolamon Project 

by Jody Rallah, who is hosting mini basket 

weaving workshop at The Condensery in June. 

SLOW CHURN WORKSHOPS 

AND TALKS 

The Condensery will be presenting a number 

of workshops and talks over the duration of 

the Slow Churn exhibition. 

ARTISTS MYLYN NGUYEN & ELIZABETH 

WILLING IN CONVERSATION 

Saturday 9 April 2022 | 11am | FREE 

Join us for a free talk with Slow Churn artists 

Mylyn Nguyen and Elizabeth Willing in 

conversation with curators Olivia Welch and 

Rachel Arndt. 

MINIATURES WITH MAKI & MYLYN 

Saturday 9 April 2022 | 2pm | FREE 

Design and construct your own miniature 

in this all ages workshop with local origami 

artist Makiko Ramsey of Maki’s Art and Slow 

Churn artist Mylyn Nguyen. 

WEAVING WITH JODY RALLAH 

Saturday 11 June 2022 | 10.30am | FREE 

Slow Churn artist Jody Rallah will host a 

mini basket weaving workshop drawing 

on the collaborative and community 

engaged processes behind her work, 250 

Years - The Coolamon Project, featured in 

the Slow Churn exhibition. Participants are 

encouraged to bring a small object that is 

meaningful along with them to weave into 

their basket, which they will take home at 

the end of the day to enjoy and treasure. 

ARTIST JUDY WATSON IN CONVERSATION 

WITH OLIVIA WELCH 

Sunday 12 June 2022 | 10.30am | FREE 

Join internationally renowned artist Judy 

Watson in conversation with curator Olivia 

Welch about her work presented the Slow 

Churn exhibition. 

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Saturday 12/3/22 

Brisbane Valley Championship 

3rd Final Round Esk 

Mens Overall Champion and ‘A’ Grade 

Winner 

A Dennis 

‘A’ Grade R/UP T Edwards 

Winner ‘B’ Grade A Grice 

‘B Grade R/UP R Carr 

Winner ‘C’ Grade B Dargusch 

R/UP ‘C Grade B Kuhn 

Mens Senior R Carr 

Ladies Overall Champion Julie Lee 

Ladies Aggregate Winner J Runge 

Ladies Senior Winner J Bechly 

Round 3 Daily Winners 

Mens Winner D Thrupp 

Mens R/UP A Grice 

Ladies Winner J Bechly 

Ladies R/UP J Runge 

Esk Players Monthly Medal Jonno Merrick 

NTP Mens 

1/10 3rd T Edwards 

2/11 3rd P Cook 

7/16 3rd P Townsend 

Ladies 

6/15 3rd S Gleeson 

9/18 3rd R Webster 

All In Men 

4/13 T Edwards 

Ladies 

8/17 2nd L J Marshke 

Final round finally played after a lot of 

bad weathercaused a few problems and 

postponements. Many thanks to all the 

volunteers from all 3 clubs for putting in the 

effort to give us a good playing surface at all 

3 rounds. Kilcoy just about managing to kill it 

off, by taking a clean sweep, but we got saved 

by a couple of players to save it. Our own Esk 

player Julie managing to hold onto top Ladies 

player Championship for the second year in 

a row, well done Jules. Congratulations to 

all the winners and all the participants for 

making it a top challenge for another year. 

looking forward to the next one. 

Sunday 13/3/22 

ESK GOLF CLUB 

9 Hole Chooky 

Winner 

D Back 30nett 

R/UP C Pettet 32 

G Punch 32 D Findlay 37 

M Beetz 37 G Steele 38 

P Cook 40 S Wilson 43 

B Glanville 43 

Putting Comp. Col Pettet 10putts 

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No 4 G Punch 

TOOGOOLAWAH BOWLS CLUB 

On Sunday 13 th March we had 12 players 

on a very pleasant sunny day. We played 

Triples with all aiming for the Closest winning 

margin. 

Winners on the day were New member, 

Martin Bailey, Gerrit Winkeler and Dot 

McVeigh. Runners up were Keith McWhirter, 

Ian Bradow and Lyn McWhirter. 

On Wednesday 16 th March, Gerrit Winkeler, 

Colleen Heath and Len Smyth went to 

Woodford for their Triples Day. Two great 

games but insufficient luck to win either. 

Great lunch and company. Maybe we can win 

next time. 

Thursday 17 th March, 6 players and a game 

of Triples. Winners were Neville Finlay, Billy 

Culvert (visitor from Gympie) and Keith 

McWhirter. Runners up Robert Griffin, Lyn 

McWhirter and Cindy Mills. Raffle went to Billy 

Culvert. 

Members and visitors please note that times 

have changed and you are invited to play on 

Thursdays with names in by 12.00pm for a 

Small field played on a heavy course, still 

damp from all the rain. Don taking the win 

with the Old Pom Col getting R/UP and the 

putting competition with 10 putts, equalling 

the best with Shaun, who will get 9? Garry 

taking the only pin shot. 

Pictured: Brisbane Valley Champion Julie Lee for 

the 2nd year in a row 

12.30pm start and on Sundays with names in 

by 12.00pm for play at 12.30pm. 

Whether you are a resident or visitor to 

Toogoolawah, an experienced bowler or not 

you are welcome to join us for a game. Novice 

players are given coaching lessons to ensure 

that they enjoy their game. 

To all those of you who are past bowlers, it is 

time for you to reunite with the game. 

Come along and make your presence felt 

while you get that necessary exercise to keep 

you going. We have bowls of all sizes for you 

to use. 

For the Calendar: 

• Our next Club Meeting will be held on 

Sunday 10th April. All members are invited to 

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• Our next Pub Day will be held on Tuesday 

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GLEN ROCK GALLERY IN MARCH - NOT TO BE MISSED 

March in Glen Rock Gallery brings 

us the combined exhibition 

of Cassandra Hodgin and Sue 

White. These are two skilful 

artists producing works of great 

delicacy. 

Cassandra is interested in botanical art, 

which feeds her passion for the environment 

as well as her obsession with details. She is 

a member of the Botanical Artists' Society 

of Queensland and continues to learn 

through the workshops they offer. Besides 

botanicals, she also enjoys painting birds and 

insects which she includes in her artworks. 

Her preferred medium is watercolour and 

coloured pencils for botanical art, but she 

also enjoys using pastels, pen and ink, lino 

printing, scratchboard and other media. She 

hopes the viewer can be drawn into noticing 

and valuing the small and precious things in 

nature. 

Sue White retired to the Somerset region, 

rediscovered her love of art and learned 

to paint with oils. She loves painting the 

landscapes, farms, old houses and everyday 

life of this beautiful area. In 2018 she travelled 

to France and England with friends where 

they painted in situ, using watercolours as 

they're fast drying and light to carry. Sue 

has also discovered a love of the delicacy of 

botanical art. 

Glen Rock Gallery is situated in Esk Visitor 

Information Centre, 82 Ipswich Street, Esk. 

Open: Tuesday – Friday, 9-4; Saturday and 

Sunday, 9-2. 


ABC 6:00 News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News Mornings [s] 10:00 Four Corners [s] 

11:00 Monash And Me (PG) [s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 12:30 National 

Press Club Address [s] 1:40 Media Watch (PG) [s] 2:00 Press (M l,s) [s] 3:00 ABC News 

Afternoons [s] 4:00 Escape From The City [s] 5:00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One (PG) [s] 5:25 

Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 6:00 The Drum [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 

8:30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL (M) [s] 9:00 Starstruck (M l) [s] 9:25 QI (PG) [s] 9:55 

Adam Hills: The Last Leg (M) [s] 10:35 ABC Late News [s] 10:50 The Business [s] 11:10 

Killing Eve (M v) [s] 11:55 Press (M l) [s] 12:55 Midsomer Murders (M v) [s] 

TEN 6:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 6:30 My Market Kitchen [s] 7:00 Judge Judy (PG) 

[s] 7:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 8:00 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil 

(M) [s] 1:00 TBA 2:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 2:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine 

Schofield [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Left Off The Map [s] 4:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 

4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) [s] 7:30 

Ambulance Australia (PG) [s] 8:45 Gogglebox Australia (PG) [s] 9:45 TBA 10:45 This Is Us: 

Heart And Soul (PG) [s] 11:45 The Project (PG) [s] 12:45 The Late Show With Stephen 

Colbert (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:30 CBS Mornings [s] 

SBS 5:00 France 24 Feature News 5:15 NHK World English News 5:30 Worldwatch 

1:00 PBS Newshour 2:00 Dateline: Murder In Malta 2:30 Insight: Catfishing (PG) 

3:30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize 3:40 Cook Up With Adam Liaw 4:10 Portillo’s 

Greatest Railway Journeys: Political Railways (PG) 5:05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5:30 Letters And 

Numbers 6:00 Mastermind 6:30 SBS World News 7:30 Michael Mosley’s Health Intervention 

(M) 8:30 Life On The Outside (M) 9:35 The Responder (MA15+) 10:35 SBS World News 11:10 

In Therapy (M l) (In French) 12:00 The Handmaid’s Tale (MA15+) 12:55 The Good Fight (M l,v) 

1:55 Before We Die (M d,l,v) (In Swedish) 4:05 Vice Guide To Film (MA15+) 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Travel Oz: Kakadu, Kimberley Roundup/ Queensland 

(PG) 8:00 Harry’s Practice 8:30 Million Dollar Minute 9:30 NBC Today 12:00 

Bancroft (M v) 1:00 Million Dollar Minute 2:00 Sydney Weekender 2:30 Sons And Daughters 

(PG) 4:00 Million Dollar Minute 4:30 QE2: The World’s Greatest Cruise Ship (PG) 5:30 Escape 

To The Country: Dorset 6:30 Bargain Hunt: Nottingham 18 7:30 The Coroner: The Deep 

Freeze (PG) 8:30 Ms Fisher Modern Murder Mysteries (M v) 9:30 Frankie Drake Mysteries: A 

History Of Violins/ Last Dance/ Radio Daze (PG) 12:30 Crazy On A Plane (PG) 1:30 

Australia’s Deadliest (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 

GEM 

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Religious Programs 7:30 Home Shopping 10:00 

Speedseries: Phillip Island Highlights 12:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 12:55 The 

Young And The Restless (PG) 1:50 The Bill (M v) 3:00 Antiques Roadshow: Eastbourne 

Bandstand 1 (Part 2) 3:30 Movie: “The Man Who Haunted Himself” (PG) (’70) Stars: Roger 

Moore 5:30 Murder, She Wrote: Witness For The Defence (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow: 

Eastbourne Bandstand 2 7:30 As Time Goes By (PG) 8:50 Midsomer Murders: The Oblong 

Murders (M) 10:50 House: Son Of Coma Guy (M) 11:50 Footy Classified (M) 12:50 Explore 

1:00 Home Shopping 4:30 Religious Programs 5:00 Home Shopping 

ABC 6:00 News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News Mornings [s] 9:55 Australian Story [s] 

10:30 Scottish Vets Down Under (PG) [s] 10:55 Catalyst: The Wildlife Revolution 

[s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 1:00 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 1:30 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL 

(M) [s] 2:00 Press (M l,v) [s] 3:00 ABC News Afternoons [s] 4:00 Escape From The City (PG) 

[s] 4:55 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One (PG) [s] 5:25 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 6:00 The Drum [s] 6:55 

Sammy J (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 (PG) [s] 8:00 Foreign Correspondent (M) [s] 

8:30 Q+A (M) [s] 9:35 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One [s] 10:05 Scottish Vets Down Under (PG) 

[s] 10:35 ABC Late News [s] 10:50 The Business [s] 

TEN 6:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 7:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 7:30 The Bold And The Beautiful 

(PG) [s] 8:00 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M) [s] 1:00 Australian Survivor (PG) 

[s] 2:15 Entertainment Tonight [s] 2:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 3:00 

Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Left Off The Map [s] 4:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold 

And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) [s] 7:00 Football: FIFA 

World Cup Asian Qualifiers: Socceroos v Japan *Live* From Stadium Australia [s] 9:30 Law & 

Order: SVU (M) [s] 11:30 The Project (PG) [s] 12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 

(PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:30 CBS Mornings [s] 


1:00 PBS Newshour 2:00 North America With Simon Reeve (M d,l) 3:00 Going 

Places With Ernie Dingo (PG) 3:40 Cook Up With Adam Liaw 4:10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway 

Journeys: Railways And Tourism (PG) 5:05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5:30 Letters And Numbers 6:00 

Mastermind 6:30 SBS World News 7:30 Every Family Has A Secret (PG) 8:30 The Royals - 

Keeping The Crown (PG) 9:30 Britain’s Most Expensive Houses (PG) 10:30 SBS World News 

11:00 Gomorrah (MA15+) (In Italian) 11:55 Manayek (MA15+) (In Hebrew) 3:30 Blinded (M l,v) 

(In Swedish) 4:20 Vice Guide To Film (MA15+) 4:50 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Travel Oz: Whales/ Inferno/ Outback Queensland: 

Reef To Longreach (PG) 8:00 Harry’s Practice 8:30 Million Dollar Minute 9:30 

NBC Today 12:00 Bancroft (M l) 1:00 Million Dollar Minute 2:00 Great Australian Doorstep 

2:30 Sons And Daughters (PG) 4:30 Australia’s Deadliest (PG) 5:00 TBA 5:30 Escape To The 

Country 6:30 Bargain Hunt (PG) 7:30 Father Brown: The Three Tools Of Death (M s,v) 8:30 

Inspector George Gently: Breathe In The Air/ Gently Among Friends (M s,v) 12:30 The Fine 

Art Auction (PG) 3:30 Australia’s Best Backyards 4:00 Harry’s Practice 4:30 Million Dollar 

Minute 5:00 Home Shopping 

GEM 6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Religious Programs 7:30 Home Shopping 10:30 

Pointless (PG) 11:30 My Favourite Martian 12:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 12:55 

The Young And The Restless (PG) 1:50 The Bill (M v) 2:50 Antiques Roadshow: Eastbourne 

Bandstand 2 (Part 2) 3:20 Movie: “Let’s Be Happy” (G) (’57) Stars: Vera Ellen 5:30 Murder, 

She Wrote: Old Habits Die Hard (PG) 6:30 NRL: Dragons v Sharks *Live* From WIN Stadium, 

Wollongong 7:00 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 RBT (PG) 8:30 The Price Of Duty (M v) 9:30 

Casualty 24/7 (M) 10:30 Law & Order (M d,v) 11:50 House (M) 12:30 Antiques Roadshow 

1:00 Home Shopping 4:30 Religious Programs 5:00 Home Shopping 


WEDNESDAY 

MARCH 23 

LIFT-OUT 

TV GUIDE 

THURSDAY 

MARCH 24 

PRIME 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 

Movie: “I’ll Be Watching” (M) (’18) Stars: Janel Parrish 2:00 Autopsy USA: Bob 

Marley (M) [s] 3:00 The Chase UK (PG) [s] 4:00 Seven News At 4 [s] 5:00 The Chase Australia 

(PG) [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home And Away (PG) [s] 7:30 Special: Warnie (PG) [s] 8:30 

America’s Got Talent Extreme (PG) 10:30 The Latest Seven News [s] 11:00 The Front Bar (M) 

[s] 12:00 Splitting Up Together (PG) [s] 1:30 Harry’s Practice [s] 2:00 Home Shopping 4:00 

NBC Today [s] 

NINE 6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Today Extra [s] 11:30 NINE’s Morning News [s] 12:00 Married 

At First Sight (M) [s] 1:30 My Way (PG) [s] 2:00 Pointless (PG) [s] 3:00 Tipping 

Point (PG) [s] 4:00 NINE’s Afternoon News [s] 4:30 Millionaire Hot Seat [s] 5:30 WIN News [s] 

6:00 NINE News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 7:30 Married At First Sight (M) [s] 9:00 

Under Investigation: The Coward Killer (PG) [s] 10:00 NINE News Late [s] 10:30 Forensics: 

The Real CSI: Indecent Exposure (M) [s] 11:40 Grand Hotel: Long Night’s Journey Into Day 

(M l,s,v) [s] 12:30 Tipping Point (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:00 Religious Programs 4:30 

A Current Affair (PG) [s] 

7MATE 6:00 The Fishing Show 7:00 Step Outside With Paul Burt (PG) 7:30 Creek To 

Coast 8:00 American Pickers (PG) 9:00 Storage Wars Texas (PG) 9:30 Pawn 

Stars (PG) 10:00 A Football Life (PG) 11:00 America’s Game (PG) 12:00 Biker Battleground 

Phoenix (M l) 1:00 Outback Truckers (M) 3:00 Billion Dollar Wreck (PG) 4:00 Al McGlashan’s 

Fish’n With Mates (PG) 4:30 Barter Kings (PG) 5:00 Portland Charter Boat Wars (PG) 5:30 

Storage Wars Texas (PG) 6:00 American Pickers (PG) 7:00 Pawn Stars (PG) 8:30 Storage 

Wars (PG) 9:30 Desert Collectors (PG) 10:30 Extreme Unboxing (PG) 11:00 Power And Ice 

(M) 12:00 LPL Pro (MA15+) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 2:00 Indycar Series 

- Highlights 3:00 The Nanny (PG) 3:30 3rd Rock From The Sun (PG) 4:00 That 

70’s Show (PG) 4:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 5:30 The Nanny (PG) 6:00 3rd Rock 

From The Sun (PG) 6:30 That 70’s Show (PG) 7:00 Young Sheldon (PG) 7:30 RBT (PG) 8:00 

Territory Cops (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Pulp Fiction” (MA15+) (’94) Stars: John Travolta 11:35 

Young Sheldon (PG) 12:00 Below Deck Mediterranean (M) 1:00 Keeping Up With The 

Kardashians (M) 2:00 Vanderpump Rules (M) 2:50 Mike Tyson Mysteries (MA15+) 3:00 

Bakugan: Battle Planet (PG) 

ABC ME 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Operation Ouch! (PG) 12:30 Horrible Histories 

(PG) 1:00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 1:30 Robot Wars 2:30 The Brilliant World Of Tom 

Gates 2:50 The PM’s Daughter (PG) 3:15 The Zoo 3:30 The Dengineers 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 

Space Nova 5:00 100 Things To Do Before High School (PG) 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 

Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 6:30 Are You Tougher Than Your 

Ancestors? 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free 8:00 Kung Fu Panda: 

Legends Of Awesomeness (PG) 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG) 9:00 So Awkward 

(PG) 9:30 Find Me In Paris: New Year, New Rules (PG) 9:55 rage (PG) 


Movie: “Pay It Forward” (M v) (’00) Stars: Kevin Spacey 2:30 Dog Patrol (PG) [s] 

3:00 The Chase UK (PG) [s] 4:00 Seven News At 4 [s] 5:00 The Chase Australia (PG) [s] 6:00 

Seven News [s] 7:00 Home And Away (PG) [s] 7:30 Movie: “Harry Potter And The Chamber 

Of Secrets” (PG) (’02) Stars: Emma Watson 10:45 The Latest Seven News [s] 11:15 TBA 

12:15 Air Crash Investigations (M) [s] 1:15 Travel Oz (PG) [s] 2:00 Home Shopping 4:00 NBC 

Today [s] 


At First Sight (M) [s] 1:30 Driving Test (PG) [s] 2:00 Pointless (PG) [s] 3:00 Tipping 


6:00 NINE News [s] 7:00 NRL: Dragons v Sharks *Live* From WIN Stadium, Wollongong [s] 

8:55 NRL: Knock Off (M) [s] 9:45 NINE News Late [s] 10:15 Psychopath With Piers Morgan 

(MA15+) [s] 11:15 New Amsterdam: The Legend Of Howie Cournemeyer (M) [s] 12:05 The 

Horn: The Smallest Price (M) [s] 1:05 Getaway (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:00 Religious 

Programs 4:30 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 


Coast 8:00 American Pickers (PG) 9:00 Pawn Stars (PG) 10:00 A Football Life 

(PG) 11:00 America’s Game (PG) 12:00 Biker Battleground Phoenix (M l) 1:00 Storage Wars 

(M) 2:00 Desert Collectors (PG) 3:00 Billion Dollar Wreck (PG) 4:00 Al McGlashan’s Fish’n 

With Mates (PG) 4:30 Barter Kings (PG) 5:00 Pawn Stars UK (PG) 5:30 Storage Wars Texas 

(PG) 6:00 AFL: Round 2: Western Bulldogs v Carlton *Live* 9:30 AFL: Post Game 10:00 

Movie: “21” (M v) (’08) Stars: Kevin Spacey 12:30 American Pickers (PG) 1:30 Absentia 

(MA15+) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 2:00 Hercules - 

The Legendary Journeys (M) 3:00 The Nanny (PG) 3:30 3rd Rock From The Sun 

(PG) 4:00 That 70’s Show (PG) 4:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 5:30 The Nanny (PG) 

6:00 3rd Rock From The Sun (PG) 6:30 That 70’s Show (PG) 7:00 Young Sheldon (PG) 7:30 

Survivors 42 (M) 8:30 Movie: “Jaws” (M l,v) (’75) Stars: Roy Scheider 11:00 Surviving The 

Stone Age: Adventure To The Wild (PG) 12:00 Below Deck Mediterranean (M) 1:00 Keeping 

Up With The Kardashians (M) 2:00 Vanderpump Rules (M) 2:50 Mike Tyson Mysteries 

(MA15+) 3:00 Bakugan: Battle Planet (PG) 


(PG) 1:00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 1:30 Robot Wars (PG) 2:30 The Brilliant World Of 

Tom Gates 2:50 The PM’s Daughter (PG) 3:20 The Zoo 3:30 The Dengineers 4:00 Octonauts 

4:20 Space Nova 5:00 100 Things To Do Before High School (PG) 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 

Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 6:30 Operation Ouch! (PG) 7:00 Horrible 

Histories (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free 8:00 Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness (PG) 

8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG) 9:00 So Awkward: Let’s Talk About Love 9:30 Find 

Me In Paris: Out Of Place (PG) 9:55 rage (PG) 

Classifications: (G) General, (PG) Parental Guidance, (M) Mature Audiences, (MA15+) Mature Audience Over 15 Years, [s] Subtitles 

Consumer Advice: (d) drug references, (s) sexual references or sex scenes (h) horror, (l) language, (mp) medical procedures, (n) nudity, (v) violence 


ABC 6:00 News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News Mornings [s] 10:00 Q+A (M) [s] 11:10 

George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces [s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 1:00 The Pool 

(PG) [s] 1:55 Les Miserables (M v) [s] 3:00 ABC News Afternoons [s] 4:00 Escape From The 

City (PG) [s] 4:55 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One (PG) [s] 5:30 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 6:00 The 

Drum [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Gardening Australia [s] 8:30 The Teacher (M l,s) [s] 9:20 

Grantchester (M v) [s] 10:05 Mum: Saturday (M l) [s] 10:35 ABC Late News [s] 10:55 Shaun 

Micallef’s MAD AS HELL (MA15+) [s] 11:25 Starstruck: Party (M l) [s] 11:45 QI (PG) [s] 12:15 

rage (MA15+) [s] 

TEN 6:00 The Talk (PG) [s] 7:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 7:30 The Bold And The Beautiful 

(PG) [s] 8:00 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M) [s] 2:00 Entertainment Tonight 

[s] 2:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Left Off 

The Map [s] 4:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 5:00 10 

News First [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) [s] 7:30 The Graham Norton Show (M) [s] 9:30 The Dog 

House Australia (PG) [s] 10:30 TBA 11:40 The Project (PG) [s] 12:40 The Late Show With 

Stephen Colbert (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:30 CBS Mornings [s] 

SBS 5:30 Worldwatch 1:00 PBS Newshour 2:00 North America With Simon Reeve (M 

d,l) 3:00 NITV News: Nula 3:35 Cook Up With Adam Liaw 4:05 Portillo’s Greatest 

Railway Journeys (PG) 5:05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5:30 Letters And Numbers 6:00 Mastermind 6:30 

SBS World News 7:35 Robson Green’s Icelandic Adventure (M) 8:30 Queen Victoria: Love, 

Lust And Leadership (M) 9:25 The Pyramids - Solving The Mystery: Last Secrets Of Giza (In 

English/ French) 10:20 SBS World News 10:55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M l,s) 

12:45 Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games (M v) (In French) 2:45 Football: FIFA 2022 World Cup 

African Qualifiers: Cameroon v Algeria *Live* From The Stade Omnisports de Bafoussam 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Travel Oz: Outback Queensland: Longreach To 

Cloncurry/ Outback Queensland: Gulf & Burke Shire (PG) 8:00 Harry’s Practice 

8:30 Million Dollar Minute 9:30 NBC Today 12:00 House Of Wellness (PG) 1:00 Million Dollar 

Minute 2:00 TBA 2:30 Sons And Daughters (PG) 4:30 TBA 5:00 TBA 5:30 Escape To The 

Country: Suffolk 6:30 Bargain Hunt: Detling 25 7:30 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Selling 

Houses Australia: Kenthurst/ Hurlstone Park/ Monterey 11:45 The Great Outdoors: Greatest 

Escapes: Extraordinary Destinations (PG) 12:45 The Fine Art Auction (PG) 4:00 Better 

Homes And Gardens 5:30 Home Shopping 


Pointless (PG) 11:30 My Favourite Martian: Who Am I? 12:00 Days Of Our Lives 

(PG) 12:55 The Young And The Restless (PG) 1:50 The Bill (M v) 2:55 Antiques Roadshow: 

Fountains Abbey 2 (Part 2) 3:25 Movie: “Mr Forbush And The Penguins” (PG) (’71) Stars: 

Hayley Mills 5:30 Murder, She Wrote: The Way To Dusty Death (PG) 6:30 NRL: Rabbitohs v 

Roosters *Live* From Accor Stadium, Sydney 7:00 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Escape To The 

Chateau 8:35 Movie: “Inferno” (M l,v) (’16) Stars: Tom Hanks 11:05 House (M) 12:00 

Antiques Roadshow 12:30 My Favourite Martian 1:00 Home Shopping 

ABC 6:00 rage (PG) [s] 7:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 rage (PG) [s] 10:30 rage 

Guest Programmer (PG) [s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 12:30 Midsomer 

Murders: Breaking The Chain (PG) [s] 2:00 Grantchester (M v) [s] 2:45 Father Brown: The 

Great Train Robbery (PG) [s] 3:30 Landline [s] 4:00 Basketball: WNBL: Finals: Teams TBA 

*Live* From Melbourne Sports Centre Parkville [s] 6:10 Grand Designs: Aylesbury Vale (PG) 

[s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Father Brown: The Menace Of Mephistopheles (M v) [s] 8:30 

Unforgotten (M l) [s] 9:05 Troppo (M l) [s] 10:05 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 11:05 Les 

Miserables (M v) [s] 12:20 rage Guest Programmer (MA15+) [s] 5:00 rage (PG) [s] 

TEN 6:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 6:30 Religious Programs [s] 7:00 Escape Fishing 

With ET [s] 7:30 What’s Up Down Under [s] 8:00 Left Off The Map [s] 8:30 

Pooches At Play [s] 9:00 Freshly Picked [s] 9:30 Studio 10: Saturday [s] 12:00 Pat Callinan’s 

4X4 Adventures [s] 1:00 The Offroad Adventure [s] 2:00 All 4 Adventure [s] 3:00 What’s Up 

Down Under [s] 3:30 Waltzing Jimeoin (PG) [s] 4:00 Farm To Fork [s] 4:30 Taste Of Australia 

[s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:00 Football: Isuzu Ute A-League Men: Round 20: Macarthur FC V 

Melbourne City *Live* [s] 9:00 Ambulance Australia (PG) [s] 10:00 Ambulance UK (PG) [s] 

11:00 FBI: Most Wanted (M d,v) [s] 12:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Religious Programs 

SBS 5:15 Football: FIFA 2022 World Cup African Qualifiers: Egypt v Senegal *Live* 

From Cairo International Stadium 7:30 Worldwatch 1:00 PBS Newshour 2:00 

Small Business Secrets (PG) 2:30 Gymnastics: Individual Apparatus 4:30 Movie: “Be My 

Brother” (G) (’09) Stars: Gerard O’Dwyer 4:40 The Students, The Traitor And The Nazis (PG) 

(In English/ French) 5:40 Secret Nazi Bases (PG) 6:30 SBS World News 7:30 Celebrity 

Letters And Numbers (M) 8:30 Exploring Northern Ireland (PG) 9:30 World’s Greatest 

Bridges: Brooklyn Bridge (PG) 10:25 Anne Boleyn - Arrest, Trial, Execution (M) [s] 11:20 

Movie: “Inside Llewyn Davis” (M l,v) (’13) Stars: Oscar Isaac 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 8:30 Travel Oz: Barrier Reef & Cairns/ Montague Island & 

Brisbane (PG) 10:00 Australia’s Best Backyards 10:30 One Road - Great 

Australian Road Trips 11:00 Seven’s Horse Racing *Live* From Rosehill/ Mornington 12:00 

Sydney Weekender 12:30 Weekender 1:00 House Of Wellness 2:00 TBA 4:00 Creek To 

Coast 3:30 Special: Queen Of The World (PG) 5:30 Ed And Karen’s Recipes For Success 

6:30 The Yorkshire Vet (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 11:30 The Great Outdoors: 

Greatest Escapes: Off The Wall Destinations (PG) 12:30 The Fine Art Auction (PG) 3:30 Great 

Australian Doorstep (PG) 4:00 Weekender 4:30 Creek To Coast 5:00 Home Shopping 


Movie: “Mandy” (PG) (’52) Stars: Mandy Miller 12:00 Movie: “Hue And Cry” (G) 

(’47) Stars: Harry Fowler 1:40 Movie: “The Green Man” (G) (’56) Stars: Alastair Sim 3:20 

Movie: “It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World” (PG) (’63) Stars: Milton Berle 6:30 Rugby Union: 

Super Rugby Pacific: Queensland Reds v NSW Waratahs *Live* From Suncorp Stadium, 

Brisbane 9:00 Movie: “The Gauntlet” (M l,v) (’77) Stars: Clint Eastwood 11:15 Memory Lane: 

Foreigner (M) 12:35 My Favourite Martian: Now You See It 1:00 Home Shopping 4:00 

Religious Programs 


FRIDAY 

MARCH 25 


Movie: “High School Lover” (M d,s,v) (’17) Stars: James Franco 2:00 House Of 

Wellness (PG) [s] 3:00 The Chase UK (PG) [s] 4:00 Seven News At 4 [s] 5:00 The Chase 

Australia (PG) [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens (PG) [s] 8:30 Movie: 

“Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them” (PG) (’16) Stars: Eddie Redmayne 11:15 TBA 

12:15 Movie: “Beast” (M l,v) (’15) Stars: Garret Dillahunt 2:30 Home Shopping 4:00 Million 

Dollar Minute [s] 5:00 NBC Today [s] 

NINE 6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Today Extra [s] 11:30 NINE’s Morning News [s] 12:00 Movie: 

“Sinister Savior” (M v) (’20) Stars: Marci Miller 1:45 Garden Gurus Moments [s] 

2:00 Pointless (PG) [s] 3:00 Tipping Point (PG) [s] 4:00 NINE’s Afternoon News [s] 4:30 

Millionaire Hot Seat [s] 5:30 WIN News [s] 6:00 NINE News [s] 7:00 NRL: Rabbitohs v 

Roosters *Live* From Accor Stadium, Sydney [s] 8:55 NRL: Golden Point (M) [s] 9:45 Movie: 

“The Foreigner” (MA15+) (’17) Stars: Katie Leung 11:50 The Man With The World’s Biggest 

Testicles (MA15+) [s] 12:50 My Way [s] 1:20 Explore [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:00 Religious 

Programs 5:30 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 


Coast 8:00 American Pickers (PG) 9:00 Storage Wars Texas (PG) 9:30 Jabba’s 

Movies (PG) 10:00 A Football Life (PG) 11:00 America’s Game (PG) 12:00 Biker Battleground 

Phoenix (PG) 1:00 Picked Off (PG) 2:00 Hellfire Heroes (M l) 3:00 Billion Dollar Wreck (PG) 

4:00 STIHL Timbersports (PG) 4:30 Barter Kings (PG) 5:00 Pawn Stars UK (PG) 5:30 Storage 

Wars Texas (PG) 6:00 Friday Night Countdown 6:30 AFL: Round 2: Sydney v Geelong *Live* 

9:30 AFL: Post Game 10:00 Armchair Experts (M) 10:30 Movie: “Blood Diamond” (MA15+) 

(’06) Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio 1:30 Absentia (MA15+) 2:30 Billion Dollar Wreck (M) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 2:00 Hercules - 

The Legendary Journeys (M) 3:00 The Nanny (PG) 3:30 3rd Rock From The Sun 

(PG) 4:00 That 70’s Show (PG) 4:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 5:30 The Nanny (PG) 

6:00 Movie: “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” (G) (’12) Stars: Zac Efron 7:45 Movie: “The Italian Job” 

(M l,v) (’03) Stars: Mark Wahlberg 10:00 Movie: “Horrible Bosses 2” (M) (’14) Stars: Jennifer 

Aniston 12:10 Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun (MA15+) 1:10 Keeping Up With The 

Kardashians (M) 2:10 Vanderpump Rules (M) 3:00 Bakugan: Battle Planet (PG) 3:30 Ninjago 

(PG) 4:00 Home Shopping 

ABC ME 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:35 Fall In Love With Music 12:00 Operation Ouch! 

(PG) 12:30 Horrible Histories (PG) 1:00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 1:30 Robot Wars 

2:30 The Brilliant World Of Tom Gates 2:50 The PM’s Daughter 3:15 The Zoo 3:30 The 

Dengineers 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 Space Nova 5:00 Little Lunch Specials 5:25 Mystic (PG) 

6:05 Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 6:30 Are You Tougher Than Your 

Ancestors? 7:00 Manou The Swift 8:25 Good Game Spawn Point 8:50 Log Horizon (PG) 9:15 

Dragon Ball Super (PG) 10:05 Voltron: Legendary Defender (PG) 

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SATURDAY 

MARCH 26 

PRIME 6:00 NBC Today [s] 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - 

Weekend (PG) [s] 12:00 Seven’s Horse Racing: Rosehill/ Mornington *Live* [s] 

4:30 Border Security - Australia’s Front Line (PG) [s] 5:00 Seven News At 5 [s] 5:30 Creek To 

Coast [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 AFL: Round 2: Port Adelaide v Hawthorn *Live* From 

Adelaide Oval [s] 10:00 TBA 12:00 Repco Supercars: Tasmania - Day 1 - Highlights [s] 1:00 

Harry’s Practice [s] 2:00 Home Shopping 4:00 Get Clever [s] 5:00 House Of Wellness [s] 

NINE 6:00 Easy Eats [s] 7:00 Weekend Today [s] 10:00 Today Extra Saturday [s] 12:00 

Destination WA [s] 12:30 Drive TV [s] 1:00 My Way [s] 1:30 Outback & Under [s] 

2:00 Movie: “Pontiac Moon” (PG) (’94) Stars: Ted Danson 4:00 The Garden Gurus [s] 4:30 

Getaway (PG) [s] 5:00 NINE News: First At Five [s] 5:30 Frozen The Musical - Bringing 

Broadway To Brisbane [s] 6:00 NINE News Saturday [s] 7:00 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 7:30 

Space Invaders: Rob And Sharon (PG) [s] 8:30 Movie: “Gladiator” (M v) (’00) Stars: Russell 

Crowe 11:00 Movie: “The Social Network” (M l) (’10) Stars: Jesse Eisenberg 1:50 Talking 

Honey (PG) [s] 2:00 Home Shopping 5:30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron (PG) [s] 

7MATE 6:00 The Fishing Show (PG) 7:00 Fishy Business (PG) 8:00 Dipper’s Backyard 

BBQ Wars (PG) 9:00 Going Bush (PG) 9:30 Travel Mates (PG) 10:00 Step 

Outside With Paul Burt (PG) 10:30 Goin’ Off Grid (PG) 11:00 Harley Davidson TV (PG) 11:30 

The Weekend Prospector (PG) 12:00 AFL Women’s: Finals Week 2: Teams TBA *Live* 2:00 

Blokesworld (M) 2:30 Rides Down Under (PG) 3:30 AFL: Round 2: Essendon v Brisbane 

*Live* 6:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 7:00 Movie: “Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal 

Skull” (M v) (’08) Stars: Harrison Ford 9:30 Movie: “Robin Hood” (M l) (’18) Stars: Taron 

Egerton 11:45 Hardcore Pawn (M) 12:30 American Pickers (PG) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Bakugan: Evolutions (PG) 12:30 Beyblade Burst 

- Quad Drive (PG) 1:00 Power Rangers Dino Fury (PG) 1:30 A1: Highway Patrol 

(PG) 2:30 World Endurance Championship - Highlights 3:30 Ultimate Rush (PG) 4:00 Surfing 

Australia TV (PG) 4:30 The Road Trick (PG) 5:30 Transformers: Cyberverse (PG) 5:45 Movie: 

“Mr. Peabody & Sherman” (PG) (’14) Stars: Ty Burrell 7:30 Movie: “Transformers” (PG) (’07) 

Stars: Shia LaBeouf 10:20 Movie: “Blade II” (MA15+) (’02) Stars: Wesley Snipes 12:45 The 

Road Trick (PG) 1:15 Keeping Up With The Kardashians (M) 

ABC ME 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:10 Voltron: Legendary Defender (PG) 12:35 Horrible 

Histories (PG) 1:05 Barney’s Barrier Reef 1:30 Robot Wars 2:30 72 Cutest 

Animals 3:00 Play Your Pets Right 3:35 Lost In Oz (PG) 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 Space Nova 

5:00 Little Lunch Specials 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir 

(PG) 6:30 Top Jobs For Dogs 7:00 Mythbusters (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free: Lucky And The 

Deadly Blizzard 8:00 Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness: Po The Croc (PG) 8:25 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutagen Man Unleashed (PG) 9:00 So Awkward: Where 

There’s A Will (PG) 9:30 Find Me In Paris: Whatever It Takes (PG) 

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ABC 6:00 rage (PG) [s] 7:00 Weekend Breakfast [s] 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Offsiders [s] 

10:30 The World This Week [s] 11:00 Compass [s] 11:30 Songs Of Praise [s] 

12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 12:30 Landline [s] 1:30 Gardening Australia [s] 2:30 Australia’s 

Ocean Odyssey [s] 3:30 Short Cuts To Glory: Matt Okine vs Food [s] 4:00 Back In Time For 

Dinner [s] 5:00 Art Works [s] 5:30 Antiques Roadshow [s] 6:30 Compass (PG) [s] 7:00 ABC 

News Sunday [s] 7:40 Grand Designs New Zealand (PG) [s] 8:30 Troppo (M l) [s] 9:25 Killing 

Eve (M v) [s] 10:05 Harrow: Parce Sepulto (M v) [s] 11:00 Top Of The Lake: China Girl (M l,s) 

[s] 12:00 Mum (M l) [s] 12:30 Harrow (M l,n) [s] 3:10 rage (MA15+) [s] 5:00 Insiders [s] 

TEN 6:00 Religious Programs [s] 8:00 The Offroad Adventure Show [s] 9:00 Luca’s 

Key Ingredient [s] 9:30 Studio 10: Sunday (PG) [s] 12:00 Left Off The Map [s] 

12:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 1:00 My Market Kitchen [s] 1:15 Australian Survivor (PG) [s] 

2:30 The Dog House Australia (PG) [s] 3:30 Waltzing Jimeoin (PG) [s] 4:00 Farm To Fork [s] 

4:30 Taste Of Australia With Hayden Quinn [s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:30 The Sunday 

Project (PG) [s] 7:30 Australian Survivor (PG) [s] 9:00 FBI: Scar Tissue (M v) [s] 10:00 FBI: 

Safe Room (M v) [s] 11:00 The Sunday Project (PG) [s] 12:00 Home Shopping 4:30 CBS 

Mornings [s] 


11:30 Motor Sports: ProMX Championships: Round 1 *Live* From Wonthaggi, 

Victoria 2:30 Worldwatch 3:30 Athletics: World Indoor Championships Highlights 4:30 The 

Rising: Serena Williams 5:00 Small Business Secrets (PG) 5:30 Destination Flavour China 

Bitesize 5:40 The Secret History Of World War II: The Miracle Of Dunkirk (PG) 6:30 SBS 

World News 7:30 Stonehenge - The New Revelations (PG) 9:05 Easter Island - The Truth 

Revealed (M) (In French) 10:45 Cycling: Gent-Wevelgem Men’s Race *Live* From Ypres, 

Belgium 2:00 Cycling: Gent-Wevelgem Women’s Race *Live* From Ypres, Belgium 

7TWO 6:00 Mums At The Table 6:30 Religious Programs (PG) 8:30 Home Shopping 

9:00 Out Of The Blue (PG) 9:30 Australia’s Best Backyards (PG) 10:00 House Of 

Wellness (PG) 11:00 NBC Today 12:00 The Yorkshire Vet 2:00 Caravan & Camping WA (PG) 

2:30 Great Australian Doorstep (PG) 3:00 Escape To The Country 6:00 Dog Patrol (PG) 7:00 

Border Security - Australia’s Front Line (PG) 8:30 Railroad Australia (PG) 9:30 Hornby: A 

Model Empire (PG) 10:30 Great Scenic Railway Journeys (PG) 11:10 Sunday Night True 

Stories (M) 12:20 Great Australian Doorstep (PG) 12:50 The Fine Art Auction 4:00 Harry’s 

Practice (PG) 4:30 Million Dollar Minute 5:00 Home Shopping 


Sunday Footy Show (PG) 12:00 The Garden Gurus 12:30 Getaway (PG) 1:00 The 

Avengers (PG) 2:00 The Great Migration (PG) 3:00 Movie: “Duel In The Jungle” (PG) (’54) 

Stars: Jeanne Crain 5:05 Movie: “Shane” (G) (’53) Stars: Alan Ladd 7:30 David Attenborough 

Seven Worlds, One Planet (PG) 8:40 Movie: “The Bourne Legacy” (M v) (’12) Stars: Donna 

Murphy 11:10 House (M) 12:05 The Equalizer: Blood And Wine (Part 2) (M d,v) 1:00 Home 

Shopping 4:30 Religious Programs 5:00 Home Shopping 

ABC 6:00 News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News Mornings [s] 10:00 Landline [s] 11:00 

Antiques Roadshow [s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 1:00 Press (PG) [s] 2:10 

The Teacher (M l,s) [s] 3:00 ABC News Afternoons [s] 4:00 Escape From The City (PG) [s] 

5:00 Kurt Fearnley’s One Plus One (PG) [s] 5:25 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 6:00 The Drum [s] 7:00 

ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch 

(PG) [s] 9:35 China Tonight [s] 10:05 ABC News Video Lab [s] 10:40 ABC Late News [s] 10:55 

The Business [s] 11:10 Q+A (PG) [s] 12:15 Harrow: Finis Vitae Sed Non Amoris/ Non Sum 

Qualis Eram (M l,n) [s] 2:00 rage (MA15+) [s] 4:25 The Drum [s] 5:25 7.30 [s] 

TEN 6:00 The Talk [s] 7:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 7:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) 

[s] 8:00 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M) [s] 1:00 Australian Survivor (PG) [s] 

2:40 Entertainment Tonight [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Left Off The Map [s] 4:00 Good 

Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:30 The 

Project (PG) [s] 7:30 Australian Survivor (PG) [s] 8:30 Would I Lie To You? Australia (M) [s] 

9:40 FBI: Most Wanted: Incel (M) [s] 10:40 FBI: Most Wanted: Predators (M) [s] 11:30 The 

Project (PG) [s] 12:30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 

4:30 CBS Mornings [s] 


2:00 North America With Simon Reeve (PG) 3:10 Going Places With Ernie Dingo 

(PG) 3:40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw (PG) 4:10 Portillo’s Greatest Railway Journeys: 

Railways And Nationhood (PG) 5:05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5:30 Letters And Numbers 6:00 

Mastermind 6:30 SBS World News 7:35 Scotland - Escape To The Wilderness (PG) 8:30 

Secrets Of The Tower Of London (PG) 9:30 Great House Revival 10:25 SBS World News 

10:55 Beneath The Surface (MA15+) (In German/ Danish) 12:05 Tin Star (MA15+) 1:00 Unit 

One (M l,s,v) (In Danish) 4:10 Vice Guide To Film (MA15+) 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Travel Oz (PG) 8:00 Harry’s Practice 8:30 Million 

Dollar Minute 9:30 NBC Today 10:30 Better Homes And Gardens 12:00 Bancroft 

(M v) 1:00 Million Dollar Minute 2:00 Weekender 2:30 Sons And Daughters (PG) 4:30 Hornby: 

A Model Empire (PG) 5:30 Escape To The Country 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Doc Martin: Do 

Not Disturb (PG) 8:30 A Touch Of Frost: Appropriate Adults (M v) 10:50 Cold Case: Ghost Of 

My Child/ Glory Days (M v) 12:50 Heathrow (PG) 2:00 Escape To The Country: Malvern Hills 

3:00 Bargain Hunt 4:00 Harry’s Practice 4:30 Million Dollar Minute 5:00 Home Shopping 



The Young And The Restless (PG) 1:50 The Bill (PG) 2:50 Antiques Roadshow: Southsea - 

Royal Marines Museum 1 (Part 2) 3:20 Movie: “I’m All Right Jack” (G) (’59) Stars: Peter 

Sellers 5:30 Murder, She Wrote (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow: Royal Agricultural University, 

Cirencester 1 7:30 Agatha Raisin: The Murderous Marriage (PG) 8:30 Poirot: Five Little Pigs 

(PG) 10:30 Law & Order (M) 11:30 Antiques Roadshow 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Home 

Shopping 4:30 Religious Programs 5:00 Home Shopping 

SUNDAY 

MARCH 27 

PRIME 6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - 

Weekend (PG) [s] 12:00 House Of Wellness (PG) [s] 1:00 Movie: “Police 

Academy 3: Back In Training” (PG) (’86) Stars: Steve Guttenberg 2:30 Motorbike Cops (PG) 

[s] 3:00 Highway Cops (PG) [s] 3:30 Border Security International (PG) [s] 4:00 Better Homes 

And Gardens [s] 5:00 Seven News At 5 [s] 5:30 Sydney Weekender [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 

7:00 Dancing With The Stars (PG) [s] 8:30 Crime Investigation Australia (MA15+) [s] 9:50 

Born To Kill? (MA15+) [s] 10:55 The Blacklist (M) [s] 12:00 Repco Supercars: Day 2 Tasmania 

Highlights [s] 1:00 The Proposal (PG) [s] 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Million Dollar Minute [s] 

NINE 6:00 Weekend Today [s] 9:00 Sports Sunday (PG) [s] 10:00 Sunday Footy Show 

(PG) [s] 11:00 NRL: Women’s Premiership: Titans v Knights *Live* [s] 12:50 NRL: 

Women’s Premiership: Broncos v Eels *Live* [s] 2:30 NRL: Broncos v Cowboys *Live* [s] 

5:00 NINE News: First At Five [s] 5:30 My Way [s] 6:00 NINE News Sunday [s] 7:00 Married 

At First Sight (M) [s] 8:40 60 Minutes (PG) [s] 9:40 NINE News Late [s] 10:10 Australian Crime 

Stories: Justice For Lucille (M v) [s] 11:10 The First 48: The Ties That Bind (M) [s] 12:00 

Shallow Grave: Severance (M) [s] 12:50 The Garden Gurus [s] 1:20 Talking Honey: Mummy’s 

Boy (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:00 Religious Programs 4:30 Home Shopping 

7MATE 6:00 The Fishing Show (PG) 7:00 Fishy Business (PG) 8:00 Home Shopping 

10:00 Hook Line And Sinker 11:00 International Fishing Series (PG) 11:30 Step 

Outside With Paul Burt (PG) 12:00 The Fishing Show By AFN (PG) 1:00 Hook Me Up! (PG) 

2:00 Ultimate Fishing With Matt Watson (PG) 4:00 Pawn Stars UK (PG) 5:00 Shipping Wars 

(PG) 6:00 Movie: “The Count Of Monte Cristo” (PG) (’75) Stars: Richard Chamberlain 8:45 

Movie: “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” (M d,l,s,v) (’17) Stars: Taron Egerton 11:40 Hardcore 

Pawn (M) 12:30 Pawn Stars UK (PG) 1:30 Blokesworld (M) 2:00 The Fishing Show By AFN 

(PG) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Bakugan: Evolutions (PG) 12:30 Beyblade Burst 

- Quad Drive (PG) 1:00 Power Rangers Dino Fury (PG) 1:30 Speedseries 3:30 

Peaking (PG) 4:00 The Break Boys (PG) 5:00 Transformers: Cyberverse (PG) 5:10 Movie: 

“Playing With Fire” (PG) (’19) Stars: John Cena 7:00 Movie: “Ghostbusters” (PG) (’16) Stars: 

Melissa McCarthy 9:25 Movie: “Godzilla” (M v) (’14) Stars: Elizabeth Olsen 11:50 Allegiance 

(M v) 12:45 Keeping Up With The Kardashians (M l,s) 1:40 Vanderpump Rules (M l) 2:30 The 

Break Boys (PG) 3:00 Power Rangers Dino Fury (PG) 3:30 Thunderbirds 4:30 Teen Titans Go! 

(PG) 

ABC ME 6:00 Children’s Programs12:00 Operation Ouch! (PG) 12:30 Horrible Histories 

(PG) 1:00 Barney’s Barrier Reef 1:30 Robot Wars 2:30 Top Jobs For Dogs 3:00 

Play Your Pets Right 3:25 Moka’s Fabulous Adventures! 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 Space Nova 

5:00 First Day (PG) 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 

6:35 Secrets Of Skin: Adaptability 7:05 Mythbusters (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free: Lucky And 

The Price Of Freedom (PG) 8:00 The Penguins Of Madagascar: The Red Squirrel/ It’s About 

Time 8:25 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mikey Gets Shellacne (PG) 9:00 So Awkward: 

Breaking Up 9:30 Find Me In Paris 9:55 rage (PG) 

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MONDAY 

MARCH 28 

PRIME 6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:00 The 94th Annual Academy 

Awards 2022 *Live* From Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles [s] 2:00 Highway Cops 

(PG) [s] 2:30 Motorway Patrol (PG) [s] 3:00 The Chase UK (PG) [s] 4:00 Seven News At 4 [s] 

5:00 The Chase Australia (PG) [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home And Away (PG) [s] 7:30 

SAS Australia: Strength (M l) [s] 8:40 The Amazing Race (PG) [s] 9:40 The 94th Annual 

Academy Awards 2022 *Replay* From Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles [s] 12:40 Movie: “The Girl 

Next Door” (M v) (’98) Stars: Brigid Tierney 2:30 Home Shopping 4:00 NBC Today [s] 


At First Sight (M) [s] 1:45 Explore [s] 2:00 Pointless (PG) [s] 3:00 Tipping Point 

(PG) [s] 4:00 NINE’s Afternoon News [s] 4:30 Millionaire Hot Seat [s] 5:30 WIN News [s] 6:00 

NINE News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 7:30 Married At First Sight (M) [s] 9:00 La Brea: 

Origins (M) [s] 10:00 NINE News Late [s] 10:30 100% Footy (M) [s] 11:30 Bluff City Law: 

American Epidemic (PG) [s] 12:15 Tipping Point (PG) [s] 1:10 Hello SA (PG) [s] 1:30 Home 

Shopping 4:00 Religious Programs 4:30 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 

7MATE 6:00 The Fishing Show 7:00 Step Outside With Paul Burt (PG) 7:30 The Big 

Adventure (PG) 8:45 Aussie Dreamlivers Alaska (PG) 9:30 Shipping Wars (PG) 

10:00 A Football Life (PG) 11:00 America’s Game (PG) 12:00 Biker Battleground Phoenix 

(PG) 1:00 Pawn Stars UK (PG) 2:00 Shipping Wars (PG) 2:30 Hellfire Heroes (PG) 3:30 Repco 

Supercars Highlights 5:30 Storage Wars Texas (PG) 6:00 American Pickers (PG) 7:00 Pawn 

Stars (PG) 7:30 American Pickers (PG) 8:30 Movie: “The A-Team” (M v) (’10) Stars: Dirk 

Benedict 11:00 Movie: “Blade” (MA15+) (’98) Stars: Wesley Snipes 1:30 Biker Battleground 

Phoenix (PG) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 2:00 Hercules 

- The Legendary Journeys (PG) 3:00 The Nanny (PG) 3:30 Everybody Loves 

Raymond (PG) 5:30 The Nanny (PG) 6:00 3rd Rock From The Sun (PG) 6:30 That 70’s Show 

(PG) 7:00 Young Sheldon (PG) 7:30 RBT (PG) 8:00 Territory Cops (PG) 8:30 Movie: 

“RoboCop” (M v) (’14) Stars: Peter Weller 10:50 Young Sheldon (PG) 11:15 Everybody Loves 

Raymond (PG) 11:45 Weird Science (M) 12:15 Below Deck Mediterranean (M) 1:15 The Sex 

Clinic (MA15+) 2:10 Vanderpump Rules (M l) 3:00 Bakugan: Battle Planet (PG) 3:30 Ninjago 

(PG) 4:00 Home Shopping 



Gates 2:55 The PM’s Daughter 3:30 The Dengineers 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 Space Nova 5:00 

First Day (PG) 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 6:35 

Are You Tougher Than Your Ancestors? 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free 

8:00 The Penguins Of Madagascar: Kaboom And Kabust/ The Helmet 8:25 Teenage Mutant 

Ninja Turtles: Target: April O’Neil (PG) 9:00 So Awkward: Teenealogy 9:30 Find Me In Paris: 

Unexpected Allies (PG) 9:55 rage (PG) 

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ABC 6:00 News Breakfast [s] 9:00 ABC News Mornings [s] 10:00 Foreign 

Correspondent [s] 10:30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One [s] 11:10 Grand Designs 

New Zealand [s] 12:00 ABC News At Noon [s] 1:10 Unforgotten (M l,v) [s] 2:00 Parliament 

Question Time [s] 3:15 ABC News Afternoons [s] 4:00 Escape From The City [s] 5:00 Kurt 

Fearnley’s One Plus One (PG) [s] 5:30 Hard Quiz (PG) [s] 6:00 The Drum [s] 7:00 ABC News 

[s] 7:30 Budget 2022: The Treasurer’s Speech [s] 8:00 Budget 2022: An ABC News Special 

[s] 9:00 Budget 2022: Reaction And Analysis [s] 10:00 The Business: Budget Special [s] 

10:30 Four Corners [s] 11:15 Media Watch (PG) [s] 11:30 Parliament Question Time [s] 

TEN 6:00 The Talk [s] 7:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 7:30 The Bold And The Beautiful (PG) 

[s] 8:00 Studio 10 (PG) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M) [s] 1:00 The Dog House Australia 

(PG) [s] 2:00 Entertainment Tonight [s] 2:30 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield [s] 

3:00 Judge Judy (PG) [s] 3:30 Left Off The Map [s] 4:00 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:30 The 

Bold And The Beautiful (PG) [s] 5:00 10 News First [s] 6:30 The Project (PG) [s] 7:30 The Dog 

House Australia (PG) [s] 8:30 NCIS (M v) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Hawaii (M v) [s] 10:30 NCIS (M v) [s] 

11:30 The Project (PG) [s] 12:30 The Late Show (PG) [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 3:30 Football: 

Saudi Arabia v Socceroos *Live* From King Abdullah Sport City Stadium, Jeddah [s] 


1:00 PBS Newshour 2:00 North America With Simon Reeve (PG) 3:10 Going 

Places With Ernie Dingo (PG) 3:40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw (PG) 4:10 Portillo’s 

Greatest Railway Journeys (PG) 5:05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5:30 Letters And Numbers 6:00 

Mastermind (PG) 6:30 SBS World News 7:30 Great British Railway Journeys (PG) 8:30 

Insight (PG) 9:30 Dateline 10:00 The Feed 10:30 SBS World News 11:00 The Point 11:30 

Shadow Lines (MA15+) (In Finnish) 12:20 Transplant (MA15+) 2:45 Football: FIFA World Cup 

African Qualifiers: Senegal v Egypt *Live* From Stade Me Abdoulaye Wade 

7TWO 6:00 Home Shopping 6:30 Travel Oz (PG) 8:00 Harry’s Practice 8:30 Million 

Dollar Minute 9:30 NBC Today 12:00 Bancroft (M v) 1:00 Million Dollar Minute 

2:00 Creek To Coast 2:30 Sons And Daughters (PG) 4:30 Special: Meghan & Harry - The 

Next Chapter (PG) 5:30 Escape To The Country: Nottinghamshire 6:30 Bargain Hunt: Detling 

27 7:30 Pie In The Sky: Pork Pies (PG) 8:30 Foyle’s War: Invasion (M v) 10:50 Cold Case: 

True Calling/ Wednesday’s Women (M v) 12:45 Heathrow (PG) 2:00 Escape To The Country 

3:00 Bargain Hunt 4:00 Harry’s Practice 4:30 Million Dollar Minute 5:00 Home Shopping 



The Young And The Restless (PG) 1:50 The Bill (M) 2:55 Antiques Roadshow 3:25 Movie: 

“Private’s Progress” (G) (’56) Stars: Ian Carmichael 5:30 Murder, She Wrote (PG) 6:30 

Antiques Roadshow 7:30 New Tricks: Tender Loving Care (M s,v) 8:40 The Closer: Sudden 

Death (M) 9:40 Rizzoli & Isles: No One Mourns The Wicked (M v) 10:40 Law & Order: 

Organized Crime: An Inferior Product (M v) 11:40 Covert Affairs: Walter’s Walk (M) 12:35 

Antiques Roadshow 1:00 Home Shopping 4:30 Religious Programs 5:00 Home Shopping 

TUESDAY 

MARCH 29 


Movie: “Mommy, I Didn’t Do It” (M v) (’17) Stars: Danica McKellar 2:00 What The 

Killer Did Next: Sian Roberts (M v) [s] 3:00 The Chase UK (PG) [s] 4:00 Seven News At 4 [s] 

5:00 The Chase Australia (PG) [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 7:00 Home And Away (PG) [s] 7:30 

SAS Australia: Acceptance (M) [s] 9:00 The Rookie: End Game (PG) [s] 10:00 The Rookie: 

The Knock (PG) [s] 11:00 The Latest Seven News [s] 11:30 Autopsy USA: David Bowie (M d) 

[s] 12:30 The Day We Walked On The Moon (PG) [s] 1:30 Harry’s Practice [s] 2:00 Home 

Shopping 


At First Sight (M) [s] 1:30 Getaway (PG) [s] 2:00 Pointless (PG) [s] 3:00 Tipping 


6:00 NINE News [s] 7:00 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 7:30 Married At First Sight (M) [s] 9:00 The 

Hundred With Andy Lee (PG) [s] 10:00 NINE News Late [s] 10:30 True Story With Hamish & 

Andy: Sam (PG) [s] 11:00 Mr Mayor: Respect In The Workplace (PG) [s] 11:25 Killed By My 

Stalker (M l,v) [s] 12:10 Tipping Point (PG) [s] 1:05 Delish [s] 1:30 Home Shopping 4:00 

Religious Programs 4:30 A Current Affair (PG) [s] 


Coast 8:00 American Pickers (PG) 9:00 Storage Wars Texas (PG) 9:30 Pawn 

Stars (PG) 10:00 A Football Life (PG) 11:00 America’s Game (PG) 12:00 Biker Battleground 

Phoenix (PG) 1:00 American Pickers (PG) 2:00 Shipping Wars (PG) 2:30 Million Dollar Catch 

(PG) 3:00 Hellfire Heroes (PG) 4:00 Al McGlashan’s Fish’n With Mates (PG) 4:30 Shipping 

Wars (PG) 5:00 Wheelburn (PG) 5:30 Storage Wars Texas (PG) 6:00 American Pickers (PG) 

7:00 Pawn Stars (PG) 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:30 Outback Truckers (M) 10:30 Aussie 

Lobster Men (PG) 11:30 Graveyard Carz (PG) 12:30 LPL Pro (MA15+) 

GO! 6:00 Children’s Programs (PG) 12:00 Xena - Warrior Princess (PG) 2:00 Hercules 

- The Legendary Journeys (PG) 3:00 The Nanny (PG) 3:30 3rd Rock From The 

Sun (PG) 4:00 That 70’s Show (PG) 4:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 5:30 The Nanny 

(PG) 6:00 3rd Rock From The Sun (PG) 6:30 That 70’s Show (PG) 7:00 Young Sheldon (PG) 

7:30 RBT (PG) 8:00 Territory Cops (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Ghost In The Shell” (M n) (’17) Stars: 

Scarlett Johansson 10:30 Young Sheldon (PG) 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 11:30 

Weird Science (M) 12:00 Below Deck Mediterranean (M) 1:00 Keeping Up With The 

Kardashians (M l,s) 2:00 Vanderpump Rules (M l) 



Gates 2:55 The PM’s Daughter 3:30 The Dengineers 4:00 Octonauts 4:20 Space Nova 5:00 

First Day (PG) 5:25 Mystic (PG) 6:05 Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir (PG) 6:35 

Are You Tougher Than Your Ancestors? 7:00 Horrible Histories (PG) 7:35 Spirit Riding Free 

8:00 The Penguins Of Madagascar: Stop Bugging Me/ Field Tripped 8:25 Teenage Mutant 

Ninja Turtles: Slash And Destroy (PG) 9:00 So Awkward: The Look And Love 9:30 Find Me In 

Paris: Close Call (PG) 9:55 rage (PG) 



SOMERSET REGION 

REGULAR DATES 

• Kilcoy Dance Group 

Kilcoy Memorial Hall 

Every Monday Old Time/New Vogue 

7pm- 9.30pm 

3 rd Sunday of each month 

1.30pm - 5.30pm 

•Kilcoy District Progress Alliance 

3 rd Tuesday of the month 5.30pm 

Kilcoy Information Centre 

• Line Dance Classes - Friday 

9.30 - 12midday 

Masonic Hall Kilcoy 

Phone 0427 882 582 

• Yowie Parkrun - Kilcoy 

5km course - timed event 

7am every Saturday - 

info centre 

Dogs & strollers welcome 

Ph Esther 0410 020 956 

•Kilcoy Social Tennis 

Tuesday 8am Wednesday 6pm 

Saturday 8am 

Taylor street (behind High School) 

Everyone Welcome 

Jenny 0439 929 901 

Lenny 0421 031 455 

•Movement to Music 

Low Impact No floor work - 

most suitable for Over 50’s 

Every Monday 9.15am at Alexandra 

Hall Toogoolawah 

ONLY $30 per course 

Every Friday 8.30am at Kilcoy Indoor 

Sport Centre FREE 

Jayne 0420 974 683 

• QCWA Esk Craft & Meeting 

1 st Thursday of each month 

9-12 craft and/or cuppa 

1pm meeting 

•Valley of the Lakes Garden Club Esk 

Meets 2 nd Tuesday of the month 

9am -12md 

Somerset civic Centre 

• Line Dancing Esk 

Every Wednesday 1pm - 3.30pm 

St Agnes Anglican Church Hall 

Entry $5 all welcome 

• Esk Tennis Club 

Monday evening. Social mixed tennis 

7 p.m. – 9.30 p.m. 

All welcome $4 

• Esk Ladies Tennis 

Fridays 8.00-9.30am 

Phone: Suellen 0407 311490 

• Esk Bowls Club- Bingo 

11am every Thursday 

Esk Bowls Club 

• Book Exchange & Morning Tea 

Second & forth Tuesday each month 

10am-12.30. 

At the CWA Hall . Heap Street, Esk. 

Morning tea $2. All welcome. 

Come along and meet some new 

friends or bring a mate. 

Contact Ash 0424 66 860 

• Gentle Stretch & Yoga 

Sponsored by the CWA Esk 

Friday’s10am-11am 

Stretching starts October 8 

Somerset Civic Centre 

All welcome Diane 0434 624 070 


• Tai Chi Internal Arts Qld. 

Mondays 5 - 7pm 

Thursdays 9 - 11am 

Somerset Civic Centre, Esk. 

All ages & fitness levels welcome. 

• Glen Rock Stitchers 

Every Thursday 

9 a.m. - 3 p.m. 

Anglican Hall, Esk 

• Lowood Community Centre 

Writers Circle 10.30am 

Reader's Bunyip Circle1pm 

Last Sunday of each month 

• Lowood Community Action Group 

3 rd Tuesday of the month 10am 

now at the 

Brisbane Valley Darts Club 

Michel St Lowood. 

Ph Joy 0407 279 412 

• Lowood Womens Group 

1 st & 3 rd Tuesday each month 

Lowood Community Hub 

Peace St Ph 0418 750 387 

• Lowood District Residents Network 

Inc 

Monthly meeting 

3 rd Tuesday each month 

Darts Club, Lowood 7pm 

• Lowood & Districts Parkinson’s 

Support Group 

1 st Friday Monthly 10am 

Ph Cathy 0459 021 074 

for details 

• Euchre Lowood showgrounds 

every Wednesday night 

at 7.30pm 

Ph Dawn 54267359 

• Glamorgan Vale QCWA 

Meets first Thurday 

of each month 

9am for cuppa, 

meeting commences 9.30am 

Phone: 0413 046 168 

• Glamorgan Vale Tennis Club 

2 nd Sunday every month 

10am until 2pm 

• Glamorgan Vale QCWA Craft & 

Friendship morning 

3 rd Thursday of each month, 

Glamorgan Vale 

Community Hall 9-12md, 

gold coin donation, 

BYO craft. 0413 046 168 

•Toogoolawah Men’s Shed 

Tuesdays & Fridays 

9.00 am – 12 Noon 

96 Bellambi Street Toogoolawah 

Phone 0468 540 313 

• Toogoolawah Women’s Group 

Meets 1 st Wednesday every month 

12.30-2.30 

at the CCP , playgroup hall. 

All welcome. 

• Esk Community Choir 

Rehearsals Tuesday 6.30 - 8.30pm 

Somerset Civic Centre 

No auditions required 

Phone Kathleen 0407 659 239 

Esk 

Every Saturday 

Pipeliner Park 

and 

“Market on the Green” 

Last Saturday of the month 

Old St Andrew’s Church 

Fernvale 

Every Sunday 

Fernvale State School 

Kilcoy 

Last Saturday of the month 

Yowie Park 

Linville 

Breakfast BBQ 

7.30 - 10am 

1 st Sunday of the month 

Linville Hall 

(Market closed at present) 

Moore 

Moore Hall 

3 rd Saturday of the month 

Main Street 

Toogoolawah 

Held Quarterly 

2nd Saturday 

September & December 

Railway Reserve 

SPRING CLEARANCE SALE 

5’ Slasher Medium Duty 

$2200 

3pl PTO Chipper 8” 

$2800 

5’Grader Blades 

$800 

HD Single Ripper 

$600 

5’ Stick Rakes 

$850 

1200mm Rotary Hoe 

$2400 


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PEOPLE THAN 

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METHODS IN THE 

SOMERSET 

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CHECKS OUT 

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CALL 

0411 896 004 

Confident and confidential... 

Son - “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?” 

Dad - “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. 

That’s confidential.” 

Things sure have changed... 

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to 

attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase 

some popcorn. Handing the attendant $5.00, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time 

I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.” 

“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have 

sound now.” 

Nuns on the highway... 

A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the 

speed limit on this highway is 100 kmh. Why are you going 

so slow?” 

Sister replies, “I saw a lot of signs that said 21, not 100.” 

The cop says, “Sister, that’s the name of the highway, not the 

speed limit.” 

“Silly me,” the embarrassed nun says. “Thanks for letting me 

know. I’ll be more careful.” 

But then the copy glances in the back seat where the other 

nuns are quaking with fear. He asks, “Excuse me, Sister, what’s 

wrong with your friends?” 

Sister says, “Oh, we just got off Highway 201.” 

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