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ISSUE 5<br />
Lazy Knitter’s guide to<br />
Gift Knitting<br />
Reflections on<br />
Learning to Knit<br />
Who Knits!<br />
© AndreSueKnits<br />
Nothing new<br />
Under the Sun
Editor<br />
Neil of Uknitted Kingdom<br />
For all enquiries:<br />
<strong>blocked</strong>magazine@gmx.com<br />
Cover photography<br />
© AndreSueKnits 2022<br />
Cover design<br />
BS Designs<br />
Illustrations<br />
Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Contributors:<br />
The Laziest Knitter<br />
MillieKM Knits<br />
Murderknits<br />
Spuds MacKenzie<br />
Yelena of Scythia<br />
Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Karen Juliano<br />
Liz Clothier Designs<br />
Laura Neubauer<br />
AndreSueKnits<br />
Cezanne Pellet<br />
Maria D Prokop<br />
Proofreading<br />
Cezanne Pellet<br />
Denise Pettus<br />
Laura Neubauer<br />
BS Designs<br />
Unless otherwise indicated the information,<br />
articles, artwork, patterns and photography<br />
published in BLOCKED Magazine are subject<br />
to copyright ©2022 BLOCKED Magazine.<br />
All rights reserved.<br />
BLOCKED Magazine permits the online<br />
distribution of the magazine in it’s entirety.<br />
Distribution of any of the contents of this<br />
magazine are for purposes of sale or resale<br />
is strictly prohibited.
Dearest readers,<br />
After a rather hot summer here in the UK, it is finally this knitter’s favorite season.<br />
The skies are bright, the air is crisp, and there’s a tingle in the atmosphere that signals that<br />
Halloween, Bonfire Night, and Christmas, will be upon us before we can bind off our latest<br />
projects!<br />
Whilst our friends in the Southern Hemisphere are washing and putting away their<br />
woolies for the summer, we north of the Equator can dust off the moth balls and get cozy,<br />
enveloped in wool, as we knit/crochet.<br />
For many, this winter is going to be a difficult one. Energy costs are doubling, even<br />
tripling, in some countries. The difficult choice of ‘eating or heating’ will be blamed on<br />
everything from Trump to Brexit via Putin and the pandemic.<br />
Sadly, there isn’t a lot we can do to affect global energy prices. However, we can knit,<br />
we can crochet, and we can help ourselves, and others.<br />
At the risk of teaching granny to suck eggs, there are a few things we can do before<br />
resorting to turning up the thermostat.<br />
It used to be believed that the majority of the body’s heat is lost through the head.<br />
Wearing a hat indoors will stoke your inner furnace. Wear thicker hats outdoors.<br />
If you keep the pulse-points on your wrists warm, you’ll be surprised how much warmer<br />
you’ll feel overall. Indoors, a pair of woolen wrist bands will make a big difference. Wear<br />
your mitts and gloves outside, as my grandmother would say, “to feel the benefit.”<br />
DK or worsted weight socks are going to keep your toes toasty, and those Stephen West<br />
shawls can finally be of some practical use, keeping the chill from your shoulders.<br />
Cuddling up beneath those “Cozy Memory” and “10 stitch” blankets, in addition to your<br />
hat, pulse warmers, socks, and shawl, is probably going to make you sweat! I guarantee<br />
you’ll have to remove one of these items even as the snow falls.<br />
No need to match, no need to look fashionable, just keep you and yours warm.<br />
Need more woolies and stuck for ideas? We have hats, a cowl, and a pair of mitts<br />
amongst this issue’s pattern collection.<br />
Before we know it we’ll be complaining of the heat and sharing What The Forecast?!!<br />
app screenshots on social media.<br />
Yours faithfully,<br />
Neil<br />
Uknitted Kingdom<br />
3
The Lazy Knitter’s Guide to<br />
by the Laziest Knitter<br />
Gift Knitting<br />
It’s that time of year again when knitters everywhere<br />
are looking at the calendar and trying to decide if they<br />
can get 27 pairs of socks knitted and wrapped and<br />
under the tree before Christmas. Discussions of “knitworthiness”<br />
start popping up on social media along with<br />
cute little patterns that you can knit up in one evening.<br />
Visions of a cozy handmade holiday inspire many to<br />
spend every available second knitting away towards<br />
Christmas morning as the rest of their life (and responsibilities)<br />
sit on hold.<br />
Granted, some people plan out their holiday gift giving<br />
in January and gift knit all year long and are probably<br />
not feeling any pressure right now. I am not one of<br />
those people. June is too far away from December for<br />
me to give any energy towards gift knitting. I want to do<br />
June things in June. In<br />
October, my mind<br />
starts wandering over<br />
to Christmas but it’s<br />
not until after Thanksgiving<br />
that I truly give<br />
it my full focus. This<br />
means there’s one full<br />
calendar month to get<br />
all of my Yuletide making<br />
accomplished. It<br />
takes careful consideration<br />
to get it done<br />
without losing my mind.<br />
What Do They Really Want?<br />
I learned early that not everyone likes every handmade<br />
gift. Not even me. As I’ve gotten older, I appreciate<br />
them much more but that’s not always been the<br />
case. My grandmother was a crocheter and loved to<br />
make the grandkids clothes and accessories for the holidays.<br />
At 7-years-old, I was wishing for a Flip and Fold<br />
Fashion but instead received a scratchy white crocheted<br />
hat with built in scarves that dangled from the side like<br />
dog ears and that had my name emblazoned in blue across<br />
the front. I loved my grandma but hated that hat.<br />
4<br />
Perspective is Everything<br />
As crafters, we can forget what a handmade item can<br />
look like to the unacquainted. Remember what a<br />
Stephen West sweater design looked like when you first<br />
saw it? Would you ever purchase something like that at<br />
the store? Even today, I’d likely only wear one of his designs<br />
to a fiber festival where other people understand<br />
what it is and why I’m wearing it. When you gift knit, consider<br />
what the item looks like to a non-knitter. That $38<br />
hank of speckled yarn might look like a muddy mess of<br />
a hat to the uninformed.<br />
Value Systems Aren’t All the Same<br />
My mother made all her own clothes in high school<br />
because that was the only way she could afford to have<br />
a new wardrobe. Today, off-the-rack clothes are cheaper<br />
than buying fabric. Handmade is now more expensive<br />
than store bought in most cases but not everyone realizes<br />
this. Some think that handmade is “getting off<br />
cheap.”<br />
For Christmas one year, I made my mother-in-law a<br />
flannel quilt. (You can imagine the cost of the project.)<br />
She didn’t ask for it and never showed any interest in<br />
any of my sewing before but I thought that this soft cozy<br />
blanket would be a hit. I was wrong. She tried to show<br />
enthusiasm when she opened it up and pulled it out of<br />
the box but I could tell she hated it. I’ve never made her<br />
a gift again. She’s thrilled if I give her anything with a<br />
recognizable name brand on it. That’s just how she is<br />
and it works for me.<br />
If I give her a $20<br />
box of Waterford<br />
crystal glasses that I<br />
found at Ross, she’s<br />
happy and I’m<br />
happy. My beautiful<br />
handmade quilts<br />
can stay at my<br />
house!<br />
Continued on next page...
Lazy Knitter Continued...<br />
Everyone is Knitworthy<br />
Knitters like to talk about being “knitworthy.” It<br />
seems demeaning to me to declare that my mother-inlaw<br />
is not knitworthy. If she wanted a handknit, I’d make<br />
her one. She’s worthy. But she doesn’t seem interested<br />
and past history shows that her gift value system is different<br />
than mine and that’s okay. It saves me time and<br />
money to give her things that she seems to appreciate.<br />
It doesn’t seem right to label her “unworthy” of anything<br />
for this difference.<br />
Contemplate the True Cost<br />
The time you spend knitting gifts is time<br />
that could go to countless other endeavors.<br />
There is a cost to the effort of knitting besides<br />
the materials. This should be taken<br />
into account as well when you put together<br />
your lists. Personally, I knit things for<br />
people when I feel like it.<br />
I’m largely a “selfish”<br />
knitter and I make things<br />
that I want and they get<br />
finished when I want.<br />
Sometimes I make things<br />
for others but usually only when they<br />
ask or if they’ve admired something<br />
I’ve made.<br />
Before you Begin<br />
Before you wear yourself out handknitting gifts for<br />
every person you know this year, it’s helpful to ask yourself<br />
why you are making a person a gift. Is it because<br />
you think they will love it and treasure it? Is it because<br />
you are wanting to impress them with your skills and/or<br />
thoughtfulness? Is it because you found super inexpensive<br />
materials and it fits into your budget? Or perhaps<br />
you are a compulsive sock knitter and you have plenty<br />
of handknitted socks to give away? As with all gift giving,<br />
the joy is in the giving and not in any expectation of<br />
receiving something in return. Just make sure that if<br />
your gift ends up crumpled up on the dirty floor of a car,<br />
you know that you made it for the love of the person<br />
and joy of making it and they can do with it what they<br />
like.<br />
When the rush and the pressure of the holidays start<br />
to press on me and the mental images of a beautiful<br />
homemade Christmas start to lure me<br />
into frantically knitting gifts for everyone<br />
I know, I like to stop and remember<br />
that a bottle of wine or<br />
chocolate stuffed decorative tins also<br />
make pretty good gifts.<br />
5
SNOWFALL<br />
by MILLIEKM KNITS<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
Approximately 10.25in/26cm in length, 14in/35.5cm circumference<br />
to fit a head circumference of 20-23in/51-58cm<br />
20sts and 30 rows over 4” in the body of the hat pattern using<br />
US 8/5mm needles, <strong>blocked</strong><br />
Yarn:<br />
DK weight yarn, approximately 150 yards/137 meters (60 grams)<br />
Suggested Yarn: Chicken Lady Fiber Arts Americauna DK (100%<br />
Merino) in color Snowy Day<br />
Needles:<br />
Brim: US 7/4.5mm 32 in. circulars<br />
Body: US 8/5mm 32 in. circulars<br />
US 8/5mm preferred needles for knitting small circumference<br />
Notions:<br />
Stitch Marker, Cable Needle, Tapestry Needle, Scissors,<br />
Blocking Materials<br />
GLOSSARY<br />
CO – Cast On<br />
Sts - Stitches<br />
K – Knit<br />
P – Purl<br />
K2tog – Knit 2 together<br />
P2tog – Purl 2 together<br />
SSK – Slip, slip, knit (slip the first stitch as if to purl and the second stitch as if<br />
to knit. Return to the left needle and knit together through the back loop)<br />
CF3 – Cable 3 Forward (slip 3 stitches onto cable needle and hold in front,<br />
knit 3 stitches, then knit the 3 stitches off the cable needle)<br />
CF2 – Cable 2 Forward (slip 2 stitches onto cable needle and hold in front,<br />
knit 2 stitches, then knit the 2 stitches off the cable needle)<br />
KFBF – Knit into the front of the stitch, do not drop, knit into the back of the<br />
stitch, do not drop, and knit again into the front of the stitch. (1 stitch has<br />
been increased to 3 stitches)<br />
Bobble – KFBF, turn work and purl across 3 stitches, turn work and knit<br />
across 3 stitches, repeat the last 2 rows once more. Decrease the 3 stitches<br />
back down to 1 by passing the second stitch over the first and then passing<br />
the third stitch over the first stitch, leaving you with 1 stitch<br />
Asterisk (*) - Repeat<br />
Pattern Notes<br />
The completed hat will have a slight<br />
slouch and will fit snug on the head.<br />
The pattern repeat is worked 5 times<br />
per round. You can easily adjust the circumference<br />
by adding or subtracting<br />
16 stitches. Additional length can be<br />
added by repeating rows 1 – 18, and<br />
then beginning the decrease section.<br />
©MillieKMKnits 2022<br />
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Yarn Snobbery Continued on page 5
Brim:<br />
CO 80 sts using size 7 needles. Place stitch marker and<br />
join in the round<br />
*K2, P2 (2x2 rib) for 3 inches<br />
Setup Round:<br />
Switch to size 8 needles *K6, P10<br />
Body:<br />
Section 1:<br />
1. *CF3, P3, Bobble, P6<br />
2. *K6, P10<br />
3.*K6, P6, Bobble, P3<br />
4.*K6, P10<br />
5.*K6, P3, Bobble, P6<br />
Rounds 6 – 10 *K6, P10<br />
Section 2:<br />
1.*CF3, P4, Bobble, P5<br />
Rounds 12 – 18 *K6, P10<br />
Section 3:<br />
1.*K6, P6, Bobble, P3<br />
2.*K6, P10<br />
3.*CF3, P3, Bobble, P6<br />
4.*K6, P10<br />
5.*K6, P6, Bobble, P3<br />
Rounds 24 – 28 *K6, P10<br />
Section 4:<br />
1.*K6, P4, Bobble, P5<br />
2.*K6, P10<br />
3.*CF3, P10<br />
Rounds 32 – 36 *K6, P10<br />
13. *K4, P2tog, P1 (5 sts dec., 30 remaining)<br />
14. *K4, P2<br />
15. *K4, P2tog (5 sts dec., 25 remaining)<br />
16. *SSK, K2tog, P1 (10 sts dec., 15 remaining)<br />
17. *K2tog, P1 (5 sts dec., 10 remaining)<br />
Finishing:<br />
Cut yarn, thread through remaining stitches, and<br />
close the top of the hat.<br />
Weave in ends, block, and top with a pom-pom if<br />
desired. Enjoy!<br />
• Instagram: @millekmknits<br />
Tag your progress and your finished hat! #milliekmknits<br />
#snowfall<br />
• Contact me: kristyn@slowdownlivesimply.com<br />
Decreases:<br />
Use US 8/5mm preferred needles for knitting small<br />
circumference<br />
1. *SSK, K2, K2tog, P3, Bobble, P6 (10 sts dec., 70<br />
remaining)<br />
2. *K4, P10<br />
3. *CF2, P2tog, P4, Bobble, P3 (5 sts dec., 65 remaining)<br />
4. *K4, P9<br />
5. *K4, P2, Bobble, P4, P2tog (5 sts dec., 60 remaining)<br />
6. *K4, P8<br />
7. *K4, P2tog, P4, P2tog (10 sts dec., 50 remaining)<br />
8. *K4, P6<br />
9. *K4, P2tog, P2, P2tog (10 sts dec., 40 remaining)<br />
10. *K4, P4<br />
11. *CF2, P1, Bobble, P2tog (5 sts dec., 35 remaining)<br />
12. *K4, P3<br />
7
By Murderknits<br />
Is Food to BLAME for<br />
the Knitting Wars?!<br />
While I was in the midst of my attack from the<br />
SJW knitters for not unfollowing Maria Tusken, I<br />
started to notice a common theme among the<br />
shrilly women: Their food choices.<br />
Most people don’t pay attention to other<br />
people’s food choices, I am not most people. I am,<br />
admittedly, rather nosy. I like to attend open houses<br />
to see how strangers decorate. And what's in their<br />
fridge. I admittedly have what most of the population<br />
would call a strange diet. I am meat based.<br />
Ninety percent of my intake is animal protein and fat.<br />
The remaining 10 percent is coffee. My family follows<br />
the dietary principles of the Weston A Price Foundation.<br />
In a nutshell, whole unprocessed foods, full fat<br />
dairy, animal products, fermented grains and natural<br />
sweeteners. We try to limit seed oils as much as possible.<br />
While I was being told I was racist by various<br />
members of a “knitting community” I noticed two<br />
common things:<br />
1.The person throwing the complaint ate a high<br />
amount of packaged processed food i.e. Oreos,<br />
chips, candy (mostly Skittles) and soda.<br />
2. The person is vegan and/or severely limited in<br />
their intake of animal fats. Could their food choices<br />
be to blame for their sometimes unhinged, violent<br />
outbursts? I believe so.<br />
While doing a basic Google search, one can find<br />
numerous articles, podcasts and YouTube videos on<br />
former vegans coming forth and sharing their<br />
stories. Many have left the vegan lifestyle after their<br />
mental health tanked.<br />
I have noticed that the vegan knitters are by far<br />
the most bitter hags. They spend most their days in a<br />
cloud of rage fueled by their overpriced nut milk<br />
Starbucks lattes. They put out calls over social media<br />
demanding people to call out a designer because<br />
she wrote a pattern using a rather expensive yarn<br />
choice. After all, when you spend your money on<br />
overpriced nut milk lattes, you have little left for<br />
fancy yarn.<br />
Would the knitting wars have happened if<br />
people were eating a traditional nourishing diet?<br />
Maybe, and maybe not. Watch the key players in the<br />
attacks and look at their food choices. They have<br />
more in common than how they voted in the last<br />
election.<br />
One doesn’t need to be a doctor to know that<br />
eating a high amount of packaged processed foods<br />
makes one feel like a log. Give a kid a package of<br />
Oreos and wait for the future sugar crash and ensuing<br />
emotional meltdown. Multiply this by 10 and you<br />
have adult women demanding another knitter denounce<br />
a fellow knitter because they knitted a Hufflepuff<br />
scarf. These women will share the latest Oreo<br />
cookie flavor in one story and in the next they are<br />
asking about the local kid-friendly drag shows in<br />
their area.<br />
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Yarn Snobbery Continued on page 5
CONNECTING<br />
HEARTS<br />
by Spuds MacKenzie<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
Adult, (Teen: 11 – 19 years old, Child: 3 – 10 years old)<br />
22 st = 4”, 26 rows = 4”<br />
Yarn:<br />
1 skein each Superwash Worsted in two different colors with high contrast.<br />
Needles:<br />
US6 (4.0 mm) and US8 (5.0 mm) 16” circular needles and US8 (5.0 mm) dpns<br />
Notions:<br />
5 stitch markers – 4 in one color and 1 in a different color<br />
Tapestry needle for weaving in ends<br />
Abbreviations:<br />
K = knit<br />
P = purl<br />
St = stitch<br />
K2tog = knit 2 together<br />
sm = slip marker<br />
ssk = slip slip knit<br />
dpn = double pointed needle<br />
8<br />
7<br />
6<br />
5<br />
4<br />
3<br />
2<br />
1<br />
Cast-On<br />
With the smaller circular needles, cast-on 120, (96, 72)<br />
stitches using a stretchy cast-on such as the long-tail caston.<br />
Joining in the round, place marker. Be careful not to<br />
twist your stitches!<br />
Round 1: *k2, p2*<br />
Repeat this round for 3 (2, 1) inches. Ribbing can be made<br />
longer if you wish to roll the brim.<br />
Change to larger needles now.<br />
Pattern:<br />
Knit 6 rows.<br />
Knit chart once.<br />
After chart, knit 6 rows or until 6.” (5.5”, 4.5”) from cast-on<br />
edge.<br />
On Row 6, place markers every 20, (16, 12) stitches.<br />
The beginning of your round should have a different color<br />
of marker.<br />
Crown: You will shape your hat by alternating decrease<br />
and knit rounds. Switch to dpns when needed.<br />
Round 1: ssk, (k to 2 st before marker, K2tog, sm, ssk)<br />
Repeat until 2 stitches before last marker and knit<br />
Round 2: Knit<br />
Repeat with Rounds 1&2 4 additional times.<br />
Round 11: repeat Round 1<br />
Round 12: (k to two stitches before marker, k2tog) x 6<br />
Round 13: k2tog<br />
Cut yarn leaving a long tail. Thread a tapestry needle and<br />
thread tail through the open loops. Pull tight to close.<br />
Weave in all ends. Block lightly.<br />
9
By Yelena of Scythia<br />
Lady DYE L $<br />
10<br />
D+<br />
The inaugural issue of Blocked Magazine published<br />
an article on customer service and reported<br />
on Lady Dye’s treatment of a customer named<br />
“Wendy”. As our dear readers may recall, Lady Dye<br />
received an email from Wendy who did not like the<br />
bright, neon colors used in a yarn club inspired by<br />
“The Golden Girls” television series. Lady Dye proceeded<br />
to discuss on an Instagram Live video how<br />
“unprofessional” Wendy when she expressed her<br />
disappointment in the yarn club in a private email.<br />
Lady Dye then bragged about cancelling all of<br />
Wendy’s other orders, including a VIP<br />
Club membership. She also admitted that<br />
no one in her East or West Coast<br />
branches had checked the business email<br />
for two weeks. So, where is Lady Dye<br />
now?<br />
Lady Dye is the subject of Alert post,<br />
started on May 3, on the Demon Troll (DT)<br />
discussion board on Ravelry. As of this<br />
writing, there are 5716 comments on this<br />
Alert thread. At the time of publication,<br />
the thread will undoubtedly have more<br />
comments. It’s almost as if no lessons were learned<br />
about customer service since the first issue of<br />
Blocked.<br />
On September 28, a rather objective summary of<br />
the Lady Dye “situation” was posted. I found the<br />
summary to quite thorough, even-handed and welldocumented.<br />
It appears that for several years, customers<br />
have had issues with Lady Dye shipping<br />
pre-orders out in a timely manner, but things started<br />
to snowball with the Winterpalooza 2022 pre-order<br />
box. The Winterpalooza box was on sale in November/December<br />
for a March 2022 delivery. Interesting<br />
that a winter yarn box didn’t have a promised<br />
shipping date until the end of winter/beginning of<br />
spring.<br />
Lady Dye started receiving emails about the Winterpalooza<br />
box in April. She communicated shipping<br />
progress on various social media posts. According<br />
to the nice summary on DT, on June 1, Lady<br />
Dye had shipped 270 of 350 boxes (77%). An email<br />
sent on June 2 claimed that 95% of the boxes (332)<br />
had been shipped. However, on July 21, 300 of the<br />
350 Winterpalooza boxes (86%) had been shipped.<br />
This math is hurting my head. Some customers confirmed<br />
in August that they had received refunds in<br />
August.<br />
In March, Lady Dye announced that she had<br />
some extra stock of 19th Amendment kits that<br />
were ready to ship and these kits were listed in<br />
her shop. As of September 28, these kits have<br />
yet to be shipped. The 2022 Sock Society subscriptions<br />
are also experiencing delays. Several<br />
customers have reported that their Q3 Sock Society<br />
subscriptions were charged before the Q2<br />
subscription shipped.<br />
There are also multiple reports of incomplete<br />
kits or yarn colors not as described. Many<br />
of the customers who actually received a Winterpalooza<br />
box have reported that they only received<br />
3 full-sized skeins plus 1-2 minis rather than<br />
the 4 full-sized skeins as indicated in the box description.<br />
Some boxes are also missing patterns and<br />
stitch markers.<br />
Lady Dye customers are also reporting a lack of<br />
communication or inconsistent communication<br />
about customer service. According to Lady Dye’s<br />
various communications over the last five months,<br />
she has told customers to 1) not email her; 2) send<br />
her an IG direct message; 3) just kidding, send her<br />
an email; 4) wait, don’t do that, please fill out this<br />
form; 5) reply to this particular email but don’t send<br />
a separate email; and 6) please email this other person<br />
directly. The various ways Lady Dye has requested<br />
customers to communicate with her have<br />
gotten me all tangled in yarn!<br />
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Lady Dye - Continued From page 10<br />
On top of all these issues with individual customers,<br />
the piece de resistance is that Lady Dye’s<br />
flagship Local Yarn Shop retailer, Eat.Sleep.Knit, has<br />
not even received half of a large wholesale order<br />
made in December 2021. From all accounts,<br />
Eat.Sleep.Knit is a lovely LYS with fantastic customer<br />
service. The proprietress has publicly stated on DT<br />
that Lady Dye owes her $9,952. Since she<br />
has been unable to receive<br />
a refund directly<br />
from Lady Dye, she has<br />
filed a dispute with her<br />
credit card company.<br />
This order included 80<br />
copies of the print<br />
edition of the “Candid<br />
and Colorful” publication.<br />
This brings us to<br />
Lady Dye’s foray into<br />
publishing. “Candid and<br />
Colorful” was announced<br />
in early 2021<br />
and a spring and fall<br />
edition would be published.<br />
An e-publication<br />
would be available for<br />
$45, while the print<br />
edition is priced at $50.<br />
This publication was expected<br />
to be around 100<br />
pages. The e-pub was<br />
published in December<br />
2021. While the print<br />
version was promised by<br />
the end of January 2022, it still has not been<br />
shipped. I recently ordered the first issue of the new<br />
ISOM comic book from Rippaverse, a new business<br />
venture owned by Young Rippa (Eric July), which is<br />
about the same length as “Candid and Colorful”<br />
and only cost me $35. I ordered ISOM as a preorder<br />
at the end of August, and I just received an e-<br />
mail notification that my order has shipped. Given<br />
the cost differential of a similar print publication<br />
size, I wonder what the pages of “Candid and Colorful”<br />
are made of. Gold leaf? The difference in the<br />
experiences of those who purchased the print version<br />
of “Candid and Colorful” and ISOM is stark. I<br />
am looking forward to Young Rippa’s continued<br />
success with the Rippaverse. I am also looking forward<br />
to the amazing indie dyers out there who are<br />
going to dye Rippaverse colorways!<br />
Back to Lady Dye. VIP Clubs. Lady Dye<br />
has annual VIP Clubs with bronze, silver and<br />
gold tiers. The annual VIP<br />
Club membership entitles<br />
members to a certain percentage<br />
off all orders, an<br />
electronic subscription to<br />
“Candid and Colorful”<br />
(which is supposed to be<br />
published twice annually),<br />
quarterly surprises, four free<br />
patterns, a tote bag and access<br />
to a monthly craft night<br />
on Zoom. The math was<br />
done on the break even for<br />
the gold tier, and a gold tier<br />
VIP Club member would<br />
need to spend $1,700 USD<br />
in one year to break even.<br />
Guess how much yarn is<br />
listed on Lady Dye’s website?<br />
None. That’s right.<br />
None. VIP Club members<br />
have not been able to order<br />
yarn since at least mid-July.<br />
Lady Dye’s website states<br />
that there will be an update<br />
to the shop in mid-July. It is<br />
now October and the only<br />
items available for purchase are the “Candid and<br />
Colorful” e-publication and Craftivist Craft Night<br />
sessions. There is no way someone can break even<br />
with a VIP Club membership unless Lady Dye lists a<br />
significant amount of yarn in her shop between now<br />
and the end of the year. Lady Dye announced that<br />
she is moving from Boston to Providence, Rhode Island.<br />
Given the fact that she is moving her home,<br />
moving her yarn shop in Boston and catching up on<br />
orders from 2021, prospects of breaking even on<br />
the VIP Club memberships are not looking good.<br />
Lady Dye - Continued on page 15<br />
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DISHIDENT #6<br />
by UKnitted Kingdom<br />
12<br />
PATTERN DESCRIPTION<br />
Each issue of Blocked will contain a ‘secret’ pattern. The<br />
design will only be revealed as you knit. The<br />
instructions might uncover an image; a design, or a<br />
word/message.<br />
When using cotton these secret squares make<br />
excellent dishcloths. If you make 4 or 5 of each square in<br />
wool or acrylic they can be seamed together at the end<br />
of the year to make a small Afghan or lap blanket.<br />
GAUGE & MATERIALS<br />
Each dishident uses approximately 41 to 43g of<br />
worsted weight 100% cotton. Follow the yarn<br />
manufacturer’s recommended needle size.<br />
DIRECTIONS<br />
→ Row 1 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 2 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 3 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 4 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 5 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 6 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 7 [WS]: k4, p37, k4<br />
← Row 8 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 9 [WS]: k4, p15, k8, p14, k4<br />
← Row 10 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 11 [WS]: k4, p11, k16, p10, k4<br />
← Row 12 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 13 [WS]: k4, p8, k5, p2, k3, p2, k3, p2, k5,<br />
p7, k4<br />
← Row 14 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 15 [WS]: k4, p5, k5, p2, k1, p3, k1, p4, k1,<br />
p3, k1, p2, k5, p4, k4<br />
← Row 16 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 17 [WS]: k4, p3, k4, p23, k4, p3, k4<br />
← Row 18 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 19 [WS]: k4, p2, k4, p3, k1, p3, k1, p4, k1,<br />
p4, k1, p3, k1, p3, k4, p2, k4<br />
← Row 20 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 21 [WS]: k4, p1, k4, p2, k3, p2, k3, p2, k3,<br />
p2, k3, p2, k3, p2, k4, p1, k4
← Row 22 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 23 [WS]: k4, p1, k4, p1, k25, p1, k4, p1, k4<br />
← Row 24 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 25 [WS]: k4, p1, k4, p1, k25, p1, k4, p1, k4<br />
← Row 26 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 27 [WS]: k4, p1, k15, p6, k14, p1, k4<br />
← Row 28 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 29 [WS]: k4, p1, k17, p2, k16, p1, k4<br />
← Row 30 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 31 [WS]: k4, p1, k35, p1, k4<br />
← Row 32 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 33 [WS]: k4, p1, k5, p2, k3, p4, k7, p4, k3,<br />
p2, k5, p1, k4<br />
← Row 34 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 35 [WS]: k4, p1, k5, p3, k1, p3, k11, p3, k1,<br />
p3, k5, p1, k4<br />
← Row 36 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 37 [WS]: k4, p1, k5, p4, k16, p5, k5, p1, k4<br />
← Row 38 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 39 [WS]: k4, p1, k5, p2, k6, p1, k7, p1, k6,<br />
p2, k5, p1, k4<br />
← Row 40 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 41 [WS]: k4, p1, k5, p1, k5, p1, k11, p1, k5,<br />
p1, k5, p1, k4<br />
← Row 42 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 43 [WS]: k4, p2, k8, p1, k15, p1, k8, p2, k4<br />
← Row 44 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 45 [WS]: k4, p4, k29, p4, k4<br />
← Row 46 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 47 [WS]: k4, p6, k9, p1, k3, p1, k11, p6, k4<br />
← Row 48 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 49 [WS]: k4, p11, k3, p2, k4, p3, k3, p11, k4<br />
← Row 50 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 51 [WS]: k4, p16, k4, p17, k4<br />
← Row 52 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 53 [WS]: k4, p17, k4, p16, k4<br />
← Row 54 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 55 [WS]: k4, p19, k3, p15, k4<br />
← Row 56 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 57 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 58 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 59 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 60 [RS]: k45<br />
→ Row 61 [WS]: k45<br />
← Row 62 [RS]: k45<br />
Bind off<br />
ABBREVIATIONS<br />
CO<br />
k<br />
p<br />
Cast on<br />
Knit<br />
Purl<br />
TIPS<br />
If preferred, slip the first OR the last stitch of every row<br />
to create a neater edge. When purling a stitch immediately<br />
after knitting a stitch; pull the excess yarn out of<br />
the purl stitch before knitting or purling on. This helps<br />
to reduce loose/baggy knit stitches.<br />
NOTES<br />
Occasionally a dishident or secret square might not be<br />
suitable for children and ‘polite company’. Where this is<br />
the case it will be made clear. This month the designs<br />
are all child friendly and polite.<br />
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This month’s ‘Dropped Stitch’ is:<br />
Lady Dye Yarns<br />
Boston, MA.<br />
On 02, October 2022,<br />
Blocked Magazine invited<br />
Diane Ivey of Lady Dye Yarns<br />
to respond to the<br />
allegations made against her<br />
by several of her<br />
patrons and customers<br />
through the<br />
Demon Trolls thread<br />
on Ravelry.<br />
She did not reply.<br />
©UKnitted Kingdom<br />
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Lady Dye - Continued From page 11<br />
Thus far, Lady Dye has done several IG Lives<br />
where she discusses “lessons learned”, but this casual<br />
observer hasn’t seen Lady Dye’s business processes<br />
change enough to enable her to catch up<br />
and get back to dying and selling yarn. She has<br />
taken classes to help her run her business, but she<br />
frequently states that creatives are not good at business.<br />
I don’t think this assessment is fair to creatives<br />
in general. There are many creatives out there who<br />
run successful businesses. I do business with them<br />
all the time. One time my favorite indie yarn dyers<br />
accidentally messed up shipping of an order. I sent<br />
one email asking about the status. She quickly investigated<br />
and offered to re-dye the yarn. On top of<br />
that, she sent me a generous coupon. I don’t even<br />
want to go into the amount of money I have spent<br />
with her since this mistake. She is extremely creative<br />
and is also a fantastic business owner. Her customer<br />
service is top notch. She does not overextend herself.<br />
She never makes promises she can’t keep.<br />
Does that limit her growth? Absolutely. But she has<br />
a group of extremely loyal customers who will drop<br />
way too much money on her yarn.<br />
On to another issue - pattern designers. Based<br />
on reports on Demon Troll, Lady Dye has been distributing<br />
patterns without a distribution agreement<br />
with the designer and/or properly compensating<br />
them. DT is compiling a list of pattern designers<br />
who have been impacted.<br />
One designer, Angela Tong,<br />
confirmed on Demon Troll<br />
that Lady Dye had purchased<br />
one copy of one of<br />
her patterns and then<br />
emailed it to her VIP Club<br />
members.<br />
It appears that Lady Dye<br />
hasn’t quite figured out the<br />
operations aspect of her<br />
business. This is unfortunate<br />
because I never want<br />
to see a small business<br />
owner fail. I want to see all<br />
of them be wildly successful.<br />
Lady Dye may not be my cup<br />
$ Troll.<br />
$<br />
of tea, but she certainly is others’. I sincerely hope<br />
that she rectifies the situation with her customers.<br />
However, with all the refund demands and credit<br />
card disputes, she may very well be having cash<br />
flow issues which will make it even harder for her to<br />
dig out of the hole she has gotten herself into.<br />
There are various figures being thrown around on<br />
DT, but to give Lady Dye the benefit of the doubt,<br />
she owes about $16,000 in refunds to customers,<br />
the largest being Eat.Sleep.Knit.<br />
When Blocked Magazine started looking into<br />
the latest Lady Dye affair, Uknitted Kingdom<br />
reached out to the person who posted the wellwritten,<br />
objective summary on Demon Troll to see if<br />
she was willing to have her summary printed in this<br />
edition of Blocked Magazine. She politely declined<br />
and then let Demon Troll mods know, which is entirely<br />
fair and her prerogative. Once Blocked Magazine’s<br />
investigation became public, several people<br />
posted quite lovely remarks on Demon Troll that included<br />
four letter words and various uncreative insults.<br />
Apparently, a published news article, on the<br />
business practices (or lack thereof), of a well-known<br />
knitfluencer & indie dyer, to make others aware is,<br />
according to them, “racist”. But allowing a Ravelry<br />
thread on ongoing business issues with this same<br />
dyer that has 5716 comments (as-of this writing) is<br />
not. Alrighty then. News is news.<br />
Before certain participants in the<br />
Demon Troll thread protest about the<br />
lack of coverage of Sherry Tenney,<br />
never fear! Blocked Magazine contributors<br />
are hard at work on their investigation,<br />
and the Sherry Tenney story will<br />
be covered in the next issue, so stay<br />
tuned! I am sure they are eagerly awaiting<br />
the next issue! Also, before these<br />
lovely Demon Troll posters go off about<br />
how racist and awful this article is, remember<br />
that everything in this article is<br />
taken from your own posts on Demon<br />
Physician, heal thyself.<br />
$ $<br />
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Knitting Patterns<br />
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y Karen Juliano<br />
Knitting Gifts<br />
Do you save the good yarn for yourself,<br />
or do you knit gifts for someone special?<br />
I really enjoy knitting in and of itself, so whenever I<br />
have the option to knit a gift, that is a big plus. If it’s<br />
actually requested, I’m ecstatic! Knitting for someone<br />
else gives me the opportunity to explore colors, styles,<br />
or sizes that are not my usual thing. After all, how<br />
many red shawls does a girl need? My sister, on the<br />
other hand, will never pick red. Finding the perfect<br />
blue for her makes my crafting world more colorful.<br />
Now it is true, not everyone is “knit worthy” – I do have<br />
a few loved ones who have made it clear they would<br />
prefer store-bought gifts over handmade. The year I<br />
learned to knit, I made hats for several people in my<br />
family. My brother opened his, put it on and announced,<br />
“I look like a repo man.” That didn’t seem<br />
like a compliment, and I never saw him wear it again.<br />
Sometimes it’s a gamble.<br />
Two things I love about handmade gifts. First, no<br />
one already has it. Second, it will be the perfect color!<br />
Many a back-to-school shopping trips in my adolescence<br />
taught me you can’t always find a red sweater.<br />
Now, I know you may be thinking, it’s just early autumn<br />
in the northern hemisphere. The pumpkins<br />
growing in my garden are just beginning to turn orange.<br />
The holidays are not right around the corner,<br />
and neither is the first snow. Thoughtfulness takes<br />
time and planning, and so does shipping. Need I<br />
point out birthdays<br />
and new babies arrive<br />
all year long?<br />
I feel fortunate to<br />
have raised three<br />
boys who appreciate<br />
knitted hats and<br />
socks, and have requested<br />
© Karen Juliano<br />
whole<br />
sweaters. From<br />
time to time, I<br />
have knitted<br />
gifts for girlfriends.<br />
The<br />
dreaded “boyfriend<br />
sweater<br />
curse” – the idea<br />
that spending<br />
lots of money<br />
on yarn, and<br />
precious time<br />
© Karen Juliano<br />
and effort to<br />
knit a BIG project for someone else tempts fate to<br />
show you just how fickle relationships can be, I don’t<br />
worry much about that. If it’s meant to be, they’ll stick<br />
around. In the meantime, I gave a gift from the heart,<br />
and those are the best kind. I’m not kidding myself,<br />
though; if I can use gift-giving as a reason to buy more<br />
yarn and spend time knitting, I will!<br />
Last year, I knitted a pair of slippers for everyone<br />
on my list. I started in September in order to be done<br />
by late December. I worked from one pattern but had<br />
to improvise some in-between sizes. Working through<br />
the pattern so many times allowed me to refine what<br />
worked best. I ended up with nineteen pairs, as I recall,<br />
none exactly like the others. Of course, I started<br />
with the ones that would need shipping. My palette<br />
had eleven colors, including three blues which I<br />
wouldn’t have gotten for myself. I understand my<br />
brother wore his daily. He sent me a picture of his<br />
holey slippers with apologies – best compliment ever!<br />
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BLOCKED<br />
COWL<br />
by LizClothierdesigns<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
20 stitches per 4 inches(10 cm)<br />
Yarn:<br />
Sample knit with Barnyard Knits DK<br />
in Bandana using approx 65 grams<br />
© 2022 Liz Clothier Designs<br />
Needles:<br />
Needles 3.5mm and 5.0mm<br />
Notions:<br />
Tapestry needle for weaving in ends<br />
Pattern:<br />
With smaller needles cast on 110 stitches.<br />
Work Knit 3, Purl 2 ribbing for 10 rows.<br />
1. Change to larger needles<br />
knit 1, k2tog, knit 53 stitches, k2tog,<br />
knit around decreasing to 108 stitches.<br />
2. Knit<br />
3. Knit<br />
4-6. Knit 3, Purl 3<br />
7-9. Purl 3, Knit 3<br />
10-12. Knit 3 rounds<br />
13. Purl<br />
14-16. Knit<br />
17-26. On Odd rows, Knit 3, purl 6, On Even rows, knit.<br />
27-30. Knit<br />
31. Purl<br />
32-34. Knit<br />
35-37. Knit 3, Purl 3<br />
38-40. Purl 3, Knit 3<br />
41-42. Knit<br />
43. Knit 1, M1, Knit 54, M1, Knit around, increasing to 110 stitches.<br />
Change to smaller needles<br />
Work Knit 3, Purl 2 ribbing for 10 rows and bind off loosely.<br />
© 2022 Liz Clothier Designs<br />
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Reflections on Learning<br />
TO KNIT<br />
by Laura N<br />
I did not learn to knit as a child or even as a teen. It<br />
was just a handful of years ago, in fact, when the last<br />
of my sons left for college and the house got quiet<br />
that I decided to take up knitting. I bought “Stitch ‘n<br />
Bitch” and proceeded to read my way into crafting.<br />
Reading has always been my primary tactic for learning<br />
just about anything. With knitting, however,<br />
reading could only take me so far. I made a lot of ugly<br />
scarves.<br />
There is a wonderful yarn shop in my town where I<br />
would go to stare at the walls of yarn and occasionally<br />
buy things I thought I needed: yarn (bright and bulky),<br />
needles (straight and wooden), and of course, more<br />
books. At the register, I spotted a printed<br />
paper with a calendar of classes. I took it<br />
home, thought about it for way too long,<br />
and continued making ugly scarves and<br />
an ill-fitting hat or 12.<br />
I discovered YouTube videos, and they<br />
helped some, but there is just no substitute for<br />
three-dimensional, human instruction. I finally enrolled<br />
in a sweater class at my LYS. This was where I<br />
met my kind, wise, patient, and funny knitting teacher,<br />
Carol. I learned so much from Carol. She had an instinctive<br />
way of knowing exactly how to trigger comprehension<br />
of the most confusing techniques. (I’m<br />
talking to you brioche increases and decreases.) She<br />
never made me feel stupid, even when I asked why I<br />
should use lightbulb stitch markers to mark my sleeve<br />
decreases instead of the regular round ones. When<br />
Carol taught a class, I took it. We shared a love of college<br />
football and reading, and our conversations over<br />
the course of those many afternoons and evenings are<br />
knitted into my mind and heart.<br />
We crafters spend many hours alone stitching our<br />
masterpieces. Indeed, we are blessed to be able to<br />
order supplies online, develop relationships with<br />
other crafters online, and yes, we can even learn much<br />
online. However, real human interaction provides<br />
something unique, something irreplaceable, something<br />
enduring. Perhaps this is why we love our retreats,<br />
meet-ups, knit nights, and classes. We love to<br />
be with other knitters, to see what they’re making, to<br />
feel their yarns, to learn with and be inspired by one<br />
another.<br />
We lost Carol a few weeks ago. It was and is heartrending.<br />
I am but a drop in the vast ocean of people<br />
who loved her and whose lives she touched. She<br />
modeled patience, wisdom, and humor. She presided<br />
over a table of knitters with varying abilities,<br />
myriad projects, diverse personalities, and diverging<br />
opinions, but everyone was welcome.<br />
We sat under her tutelage, but we<br />
learned from one another as well.<br />
Every knitting table is a microcosm<br />
of a time, place, and culture. That little<br />
world and the larger one were better<br />
with Carol in it. She taught me so much and<br />
I am still learning from her example.<br />
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Bloggers<br />
& Vloggers<br />
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4<br />
5<br />
6<br />
7<br />
8<br />
9<br />
10<br />
11<br />
12<br />
13<br />
14<br />
15<br />
16<br />
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Adventures With Yarn - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbFHj9k5Uxc44g1pnlgiQjg<br />
For all the latest drama in the fibre world – Fun, quirky, and full of energy.<br />
Anna Knitter - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkE2h6s400fRkasl6zyX_jg<br />
A podcast about knitting and crocheting with glimpses of a roman-catholic life.<br />
Blocked Magazine - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAY880IYHF8gJ8b-UdEWAxQ<br />
For all the latest drama in the fibre world – including what didn’t make it into the magazine!<br />
Deprogrammed - https://www.youtube.com/c/KeriSmithDeprogrammed/featured<br />
Interviews intended to better understand and make sense of her old belief system, Social Justice ideology. Including those in the crafting community.<br />
Herd knitunity - https://herdknitunity.locals.com/<br />
Shepherd and ‘woolfluencer’, a sheep to sweater kinda gal.<br />
Knitty McPurly - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyIInmPUQGqoohNgUj0Zmow<br />
A virtual saint!<br />
Little Ragamuffin - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaogzXKmOJ9FO8fsjurrEcw/videos<br />
Sewing tutorials of both slow paced and quick speed styles, fun random sewing oddities, Ragamuffin news, and problematic interviews & conversations.<br />
Murder Knits - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbrSeXmJuT0_BglI_pzi1jg<br />
If your children watch, they'll become serial killers!<br />
Politically Incorrect Knitters - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm8CME6h72cFfQ7ZBNGCj5w<br />
Topical, informative, and fun!<br />
Skeinz Diaries - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCswGNOSxnHlPZsQMCC2YHxQ<br />
Take off your ‘gummies’, put your feet up and prepare for a ‘tiki tour’ of yarny goodness!<br />
High Fiber Diet - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzQ4cCawQzD6RDfwLhlZ0hQ/featured<br />
Thick skinned with no “F’s Given!”<br />
Two Sisters & Some Yarn - https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoSistersAndSomeYarn<br />
Two sisters and some yarn – is exactly what it says on the tin!<br />
Wise Owl Knits - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg8N6NhDdKf44_HigLiP4Ug<br />
Knitting Tutorials<br />
ShaunaStitches - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCOfV6wkBgB6288iVQ1V9Ww/videos<br />
Knitting, spinning, crochet, quilting, and many other crafts are shown and discussed.<br />
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Knitting, sewing and all the things in between!<br />
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UGLY CATS<br />
SHAWL<br />
by Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Your Cats Are Ugly is a fingering-weight<br />
shawl pattern. Knit anti-clockwise in a semicircle,<br />
changing colors to create 3 claw motifs.<br />
The pattern’s title was inspired by an amusing<br />
Instagram insult, “All your cats are ugly!”<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
6 stitches per inch in garter stitch.<br />
Yarn:<br />
60g of fingering weight yarn in a neutral color and<br />
120g in a contrasting color or in minis/leftovers. In<br />
this example I used Opal Uni 4 Ply - Black (2619) -<br />
60g, and 12 Opal minis (10g each).<br />
Needles:<br />
4 mm or size needed to obtain gauge. Directions<br />
are given for 1 circular needles. (I’m a tight knitter –<br />
Continental knitters might prefer to use 3.5 or<br />
3.75mm needles)<br />
I-cord set-up:<br />
With 4 mm needles, using the neutral yarn, and<br />
leaving at least a 12” tail, cast on 3 stitches.<br />
Sl 3 from left needle to right needle.<br />
K3, Sl the 3 stitches from left needle to right needle.<br />
Don’t be tempted to pick up and knit right up to the<br />
end of the i-cord. There should be an i-cord ‘tail’ of<br />
approx.10 to 15 rows.<br />
Including the 3 i-cord stitches you will now have 278<br />
stitches on your needle.<br />
TIP<br />
If, when knitting the GSR double stitches, you find the<br />
stitch appears untidy or loose, knit the double stitch<br />
through the back loops and wrap the yarn around your<br />
needle in the opposite direction to your usual method.<br />
This helps tighten up the slack. On the return row knit in<br />
your usual method.<br />
Wedge Style One (main/neutral color)<br />
© Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Put the 3 cast on stitches onto a stitch marker (you<br />
will be working with these stitches at the end of the<br />
project.<br />
Continue knitting the i-cord for a total of 290 rows<br />
(don’t worry if you have more than 290 rows as<br />
you can unravel these at the end of the project if<br />
required.<br />
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Section 1 and set-up (main/neutral color)<br />
With the three i-cord stitches still on the needle,<br />
skip the first stitch nearest the needle and pick up<br />
and knit 275 stitches by inserting your needle into<br />
both legs of each stitch along the i-cord (for a larger<br />
shawl - increase this stitch count by increments of<br />
11 stitches).<br />
Row 1 (WS): slip the first stitch purl-wise with yarn in<br />
front. Pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row<br />
‘double stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3<br />
stitches purl-wise with yarn with yarn in front.<br />
Ugly Cats Continued on page 23
Row 2 (RS): k to marker. RM, turn work, with yarn in front<br />
pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row ‘double<br />
stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3 stitches<br />
purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Continue row 1 and row 2, knitting shorter rows each time<br />
until you have no stitches left.<br />
You will be ready to start on the RS for the next wedge.<br />
Cut working yarn, weave in end.<br />
(change color here)<br />
Row 1 (RS): With a 10g fingering weight mini join and k3,<br />
KFB, k until the first double-stitch. Knit the double-stitch as<br />
if it is 1 stitch. Continue across the row knitting each double-stitch<br />
as if it is 1 stitch. At the end of the row pick up<br />
and knit one stitch from the i-cord tail.<br />
Row 2 (WS): slip the first stitch purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row ‘double<br />
stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3 stitches<br />
purl-wise with yarn with yarn in front.<br />
Row 3 (RS): k to marker. RM, turn work, with yarn in front<br />
pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row ‘double<br />
stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3 stitches<br />
purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Continue row 2 and row 3, knitting shorter rows each time<br />
until you have no stitches left.<br />
You will be ready to start on the RS for the next wedge.<br />
Cut working yarn leaving enough length to weave in to the<br />
fabric.<br />
1. Repeat Wedge Style one in CC<br />
2. Repeat Wedge Style one in CC<br />
Wedge Style Two (change color here)<br />
Row 1 (RS): With a 10g mini k3, KFB, k until the first doublestitch.<br />
Knit the double-stitch as if it is 1 stitch. Continue across<br />
the row knitting each double-stitch as if it is 1 stitch. At<br />
the end of the row pick up and knit one stitch from the i-<br />
cord tail.<br />
Row 2 (WS): slip the first stitch purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row ‘double<br />
stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3 stitches<br />
purl-wise with yarn with yarn in front.<br />
Row 3 (RS): k to marker. RM, turn work, with yarn in front<br />
pull up on the yarn to create a German Short Row ‘double<br />
stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3 stitches, slip last 3 stitches<br />
purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Continue row 2 and row 3, knitting shorter rows each time<br />
until you have worked 6 German Short Rows and have 238<br />
stitches left including the 3 edge stitches. Knit 235 stitches<br />
and slip the last 3 wyf.<br />
(RS) Change to main/neutral color. K to marker. RM, turn<br />
work, with yarn in front pull up on the yarn to create a German<br />
Short Row ‘double stitch’. K10, PM, knit to last 3<br />
stitches, slip last 3 stitches purl-wise with yarn in front.<br />
Continue row 2 and row 3, knitting shorter rows each time<br />
until you have no stitches left.<br />
You will be ready to start on the RS for the next wedge.<br />
Cut working yarn leaving enough length to weave in<br />
to the fabric.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style one (change color here)<br />
Repeat Wedge Style two (change color here)<br />
Repeat Wedge Style one (change color here)<br />
Repeat Wedge Style two (change color here)<br />
Repeat Wedge Style one (change color here)<br />
Repeat Wedge Style one (change color here)<br />
Section 2<br />
In section 2 the pattern<br />
changes slightly. For<br />
the entirety of this section<br />
do not pick up any<br />
stitches from the i-cord.<br />
This means the last<br />
stitches on the neck<br />
edge will reduce by<br />
one for every wedge<br />
completed. The i-cord<br />
will not be connected<br />
to the wedges from the<br />
point onwards.<br />
- In main/neutral color<br />
repeat Wedge Style<br />
One, do not increase or<br />
pick up.<br />
- In CC/mini repeat<br />
Wedge Style One,<br />
no increase or pick up.<br />
- In CC/mini repeat<br />
Wedge Style One,<br />
© Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Ugly Cats Continued on page 24<br />
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Ugly Cats Continued...<br />
no increase or pick up.<br />
- Beginning with CC/mini repeat Wedge Style Two,<br />
no increase or pick up.<br />
- In CC/mini repeat Wedge Style One,<br />
no increase or pick up.<br />
- Beginning CC/mini<br />
repeat Wedge Style Two, no increase or pick up.<br />
You are now at the<br />
middle point.<br />
Continuing in the<br />
neutral colourway knit all the neutral<br />
coloured stitches, knitting the GSR double-stitches tbl as if<br />
each was 1 stitch.<br />
When you reach the last neutral coloured stitch, continue<br />
knitting for 12 more stitches. Turn.<br />
Knit back to the last 3 stitches. Slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, knit to<br />
the end of the row, turn (GSR), knit to last 4 stitches, Kfb (inc<br />
1 stitch), slip 3.<br />
Wedge Style Four<br />
Section 3<br />
Wedge Style Three<br />
Still in the neutral color, K3, k11, turn (GSR), knit to last 3<br />
stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
WHEN YOU REACH THE LAST STITCHES OF THE CENTER<br />
‘SPIKE’, turn (GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
(on subsequent style 3 wedges match the height of the<br />
other spikes. )<br />
Change to CC<br />
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Still in the CC color, K3, k11, turn (GSR), knit to last 3<br />
stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
Continue in this fashion until you run out of stitches, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 4 stitches, Kfb (inc 1 stitch), slip 3.<br />
Change to neutral color and repeat wedge style 3<br />
Change to CC and repeat wedge style 4.<br />
Repeat wedge style 4.<br />
Change to neutral color and repeat wedge style 4.<br />
Section 4<br />
Wedge style 4<br />
Still in the CC color, K3, k11, turn (GSR), knit to last 3<br />
stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
Ugly Cats Continued on page 25
Ugly Cats Continued...<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
Continue in this fashion until you run out of stitches, turn<br />
(GSR), K2tog, knit to last 4 stitches, Kfb (inc 1 stitch), slip 3.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4<br />
Wedge Style three<br />
In the neutral color, K3, k11, turn (GSR), knit to last 3<br />
stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
WHEN YOU REACH THE HEIGHT OF THE PREVIOUS<br />
‘SPIKES’, turn (GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
Change to CC<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the double-stitch, knit the dbl stitch tbl, k11, turn<br />
(GSR), knit to last 3 stitches, slip 3.<br />
K3, knit to the doublestitch,<br />
knit the dbl stitch tbl,<br />
knit to the end of the row,<br />
turn (GSR), K2tog, knit to<br />
last 4 stitches, Kfb (inc 1<br />
stitch), slip 3.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4<br />
ensuring to K2tog at the<br />
neck edge on the last row<br />
of the wedge.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 3<br />
ensuring to K2tog at the<br />
neck edge on the last row<br />
of the wedge.<br />
© Uknitted Kingdom<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4 ensuring to K2tog at the neck edge<br />
on the last row of the wedge.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 3 ensuring to K2tog at the neck edge<br />
on the last row of the wedge.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4 ensuring to K2tog at the neck edge<br />
on the last row of the wedge.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4 ensuring to K2tog at the neck edge<br />
on the last row of the wedge.<br />
Repeat Wedge Style 4 ensuring to K2tog at the neck edge<br />
on the last row of the wedge.<br />
i-cord Cast off.<br />
K3, slip the 3 stitches back onto the left needle (this creates<br />
a corner). K2, K2tbl. Slip the 3 stitches back onto the left<br />
needle. K2, K2tbl.<br />
Continue in this fashion until there are only 3 live stitches<br />
on the needle.<br />
K2, slip the last stitch onto the right needle. Pick up a stitch<br />
from the garter stitch edge of section 3. Insert your left<br />
needle into the backs of the picked up stitch and the<br />
slipped stitch. Knit them together through the back loops.<br />
Slip 3 back to the left needle and repeat until there are no<br />
stitches left to pick up.<br />
Now join the two i-cord edges together using Kitchener<br />
stitch. Before doing this you might have to unravel some of<br />
the original i-cord to make the join match.<br />
Weave in any remaining ends, wash and block.<br />
Abbreviations<br />
GSR - German Short Row<br />
k - knit<br />
slip 1 - slip one purlwise<br />
st(s) - stitch(es)<br />
K2tog - Knit 2 together; a decrease<br />
KFB - Increase one stitch by knitting into the front of<br />
the stitch and then into the back of the stitch.<br />
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NOTHING NEW<br />
by Uknitted Kingdom<br />
UNDER THE SUN<br />
© 2022 Liz Clothier Designs<br />
“What has been will be again, what has been done<br />
will be done again; there is nothing new under the<br />
sun.” Ecclesiastes 1:9<br />
Forgive this heathen of an atheist for quoting Bible<br />
verses, but I recently experienced something akin to<br />
this in my knitting life.<br />
It was a Friday night and I had been happily designing<br />
a cowl, using what I thought was an original<br />
idea. Less than 24 hours later, one of my online knitting<br />
friends showed a pattern she was designing on<br />
her YouTube channel. It wasn’t the same pattern, but it<br />
was eerily like the one I was an inch into knitting. Both<br />
are cowls with a rib that leans diagonally. The realization<br />
that although not “the stupidest man in all existence,”<br />
I wasn’t quite as clever as I thought. I looked<br />
closer at what I had knitted so far. It wasn’t my best<br />
work, it wasn’t the best choice of yarn for that project<br />
(King Cole Riot is a lovely yarn but leaves slightly uneven<br />
stitches), and I wasn’t even sure why I was knitting<br />
it. My friend’s cowl was better on all fronts. My<br />
initial disappointment became thankfulness as I put<br />
the project to one side for a probable eternal timeout.<br />
The original idea behind the design was inspired<br />
by a pair of 1972 reprints of “Mary Thomas’s Knitting<br />
Book” (1938), and “Mary Thomas’s Book of Knitting<br />
Patterns” (1943). These two gems are a recent find for<br />
me, and what a find! Like many of the knitting books<br />
of that era Thomas’s books are text-heavy, photograph<br />
light, but very well illustrated. The earlier of the two<br />
books contains very few pithy instructions (a phrase I<br />
first encountered in an Elizabeth Zimmermann book)<br />
and, as a result, it is not easy to locate some of her<br />
best tips and tricks. A thorough reading of the text is<br />
required. Contemporary row-by-row instructions appear<br />
to be a relatively new phenomenon.<br />
Whilst reading Thomas’s first book I was surprised<br />
to see many ideas and techniques that I had thought<br />
were invented (or ‘unvented’ as she liked to say) by<br />
Elizabeth Zimmermann. Thomas’s second book contained<br />
patterns that were later published in Barbara<br />
Walker’s “Treasuries.” Zimmermann and Walker are oft<br />
described as knitting “genii,” trailblazers, and the architects<br />
of modern knitting. It appears, at the risk of<br />
being sacrilegious to the memory of Saint Zimmermann<br />
and Saint Walker, that both were standing on<br />
the shoulders of their predecessor, Mary Thomas, and<br />
in turn, Thomas probably took ideas from her predecessors.<br />
To put this in a contemporary context, at the time<br />
of writing, many of you will have seen the first clue of<br />
Stephen West’s latest shawl knit-along, “Twist and<br />
Turn.” In the first section of the shawl, West walks the<br />
knitter through the creation of a faux cable. The cable<br />
is constructed by casting on X stitches and then binding<br />
off those stitches mid-row. Repeating this process<br />
forms a ladder effect. The rungs of the ladder are then<br />
looped together in the same way one would pick up a<br />
dropped knit stitch. The final plait, braid, or cable is<br />
very effective and caused awe amongst many of<br />
West’s fans.<br />
Under the Sun Continued on page 27<br />
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Under the sun Continued...<br />
© 2022 Liz Clothier Designs<br />
Like Zimmermann and Walker, West is lauded for<br />
being a design genius. However, I remember following a<br />
free Yarnspirations cushion cover design from 2015 using<br />
the same technique, only in crochet. In the video below<br />
the presenter acknowledges this is an old design/technique<br />
but doesn’t state the source.<br />
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q70L3tn2vSw&ab<br />
_channel=Yarnspirations<br />
To be clear, I’m not criticizing West’s work but far from<br />
it. His sense of style and eye for color is truly impressive.<br />
The knitting world is a better place because of him.<br />
I do wonder if modern knit and crochet designers are<br />
actually designers or whether they could be better described<br />
as “curators.” Can organizing existing stitch patterns<br />
and tweaking existing forms truly be called<br />
“designing?”<br />
A few years ago, a very popular knitting personality<br />
had a sock design with a toe construction she claimed to<br />
have invented. After buying the pattern, I could see the<br />
toe was simply an old technique with a different name.<br />
The intriguing “Distitch” and “Tristitch” knitting techniques<br />
described as new”and made popular by Assia Brill<br />
have been in existence for many centuries. Brill gave them<br />
a catchy name and made the technique more accessible<br />
to a wider audience, but she didn’t invent the process.<br />
https://assiabrill.com/2019/09/10/discover-distitch/<br />
To my knowledge, the only new technique that I’ve<br />
seen in knitting is Sockmatician’s double-brioche and triple-knitting.<br />
However, just because I haven’t seen these<br />
techniques before doesn’t mean they’re new. Readers<br />
may well be aware of other knitters doing much the same<br />
decades or centuries ago! In fairness, it could be argued<br />
that these methods are both variations or expansions of<br />
existing techniques.<br />
My own foray into the world of designing<br />
may not be as new or unique as I thought either.<br />
Before testing my theory I had never seen the<br />
Fibonacci Sequence used to shape a knitted<br />
dome anywhere. Someone, somewhere, probably<br />
beat me to it. Fibonacci himself certainly<br />
would have if he had been a knitter!<br />
© 2022 Yarnspirations<br />
We are all looking for those new, never-before-seen<br />
tricks and techniques, and new and<br />
unusual sweaters, hats, and socks. Unfortunately,<br />
unless humans grow extra limbs, or develop toes<br />
on our heels, it’s unlikely that any garment we<br />
knit or crochet will be truly original. And that’s<br />
OK.<br />
In 2018, a different designer added a fourth braid<br />
to the design and currently charges $2 for the pattern.<br />
https://seeloveshare.it/single-post/faux-cable-knit-crochet-pillow/<br />
In some dystopian future, a mutant quadruped will<br />
vaguely remember hearing of a long-dead bipedal<br />
relative making magic with sheep’s fleece and four<br />
sharpened rib bones and, eureka! Knitted footgloves<br />
will be invented!<br />
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© AndreSueKnits<br />
SAM HILL<br />
by AndreSueKnits<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
5.5 stitches per inch in stockinette stitch.<br />
Yarn:<br />
One 100g skein of worsted weight wool yarn.<br />
Needles:<br />
US size 5 or size needed to get gauge.<br />
Note: Directions are given for 2 circular needles or<br />
one long magic loop needle. The gloves can also be<br />
knitted on DPNs by using 2 DPNs in place of the<br />
front needle and 2 DPNs in place of the back needle.<br />
Sizing:<br />
This pattern offers the following sizes and will refer to<br />
these sizes in the following order: small (medium,<br />
large.)<br />
The small size fits a 7” (circumference) hand, the<br />
medium fits an 8” hand, and the large fits a 9” hand.<br />
Abbreviations<br />
sm - slip marker from left needle to right needle<br />
pm - put marker on your right needle<br />
rm - remove marker from needle<br />
m1L - make one left (leaning.) An increase.<br />
m1R - make one right (leaning.) An increase.<br />
K - knit<br />
P - purl<br />
CO - cast on<br />
FN - front needle<br />
BN - back needle<br />
Pattern:<br />
CUFF<br />
Both Versions:<br />
Using circular needle CO 36 (40, 44) sts. Join for working<br />
in the round, being careful not to twist.<br />
Stockinette Version:<br />
Ribbing: Knit in rib (k1, p1) for 10 rounds.<br />
Wrist: Knit 17 rounds or to desired length of wrist.<br />
Ribbed Version:<br />
Wrist: Knit in rib (k2, p2) for 34 rounds or to desired<br />
length of wrist.<br />
Sam Hill Continued on next page<br />
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Sam Hill Continued...<br />
THUMB GUSSET<br />
Stockinette Version:<br />
Right Hand-<br />
Set up round: K1, pm, k1, pm, knit to end of round.<br />
Increase round: K1, sm, m1R, k until stitch marker, m1L,<br />
sm, knit to end of round.<br />
Even round: Knit all sts.<br />
Repeat the last 2 rounds a total of 6 (6, 7) times. There<br />
will be 13 (13, 15) sts between the stitch markers.<br />
K1, rm, move next 13 (13, 15) sts to waste yarn, rm, cast<br />
on 1 st, knit to end of round.<br />
Left Hand-<br />
Set up round: Knit until 2 sts remain in round, pm, k1,<br />
pm, k1.<br />
Increase round: Knit until stitch marker, sm, m1R, k until<br />
stitch marker, m1L, sm, k1.<br />
Even round: Knit all sts.<br />
Repeat the last 2 rounds a total of 6 (6, 7) times. There<br />
will be 13 (13, 15) sts between the stitch markers.<br />
Knit until marker, rm, move next 13 (13, 15) sts to waste<br />
yarn, rm, cast on 1 st, k1.<br />
Ribbed Version:<br />
Right Hand-<br />
Set Up Round: K1, pm, k1, pm, knit in established rib<br />
pattern to end of round.<br />
Increase Round: K1, sm, m1R, k until stitch marker, m1L,<br />
sm, knit in established rib pattern to end of round.<br />
Even round: Knit all sts in established pattern (knit the<br />
knit sts, purl the purl sts.)<br />
Repeat the last 2 rounds a total of 6 (6, 7) times. There<br />
will be 13 (13, 15) sts between the stitch markers.<br />
K1, rm, move next 13 (13, 15) sts to waste yarn, rm, cast<br />
on 1 st, knit in established rib pattern to end of round.<br />
left hand-<br />
Set up round: Knit in established rib pattern until 2 sts<br />
remain in round, pm, k1, pm, p1.<br />
Increase round: Knit in established rib pattern until stitch<br />
marker, sm, m1R, k until stitch marker, m1L, sm, p1.<br />
Even round: Knit all sts in established pattern (knit the<br />
knit sts, purl the purl sts.)<br />
Repeat the last 2 rounds a total of 6 (6, 7) times. There<br />
will be 13 (13, 15) sts between the stitch markers.<br />
Knit in established rib pattern to stitch marker, rm, move<br />
next 13 (13, 15) sts to waste yarn, rm, cast on 1 st, p1.<br />
PALM<br />
Stockinette Version:<br />
Knit 8 (10, 12) rounds.<br />
Ribbed Version:<br />
Knit in rib (K2, P2) for 7 (9, 11) rounds. Purl 1 round.<br />
Both Versions:<br />
It is helpful to envision the glove as intended for your<br />
right hand and the stitches on the palm-side of the hand<br />
are for the Front Needle (FN) and the stitches on the<br />
back-of-the-hand are for the Back Needle (BN).<br />
PINKIE FINGER<br />
Knit all sts on front needle (FN) and k5 (5, 6) from back<br />
needle (BN), slip next 26 (30, 32) sts to waste yarn—13<br />
(15, 16) from each needle—CO 3 sts across gap.<br />
Knit 5 (6, 7) rounds. Bind off. Break yarn.<br />
Lengthen hand<br />
Pick up all sts from waste yarn. (26 (30, 32) total sts, 13<br />
(15, 16) sts per needle.)<br />
Beginning with BN and new yarn, knit across both<br />
needles, pick up and knit 3 sts from the base of pinkie<br />
finger (the previous cast on sts over gap.) Knit 1 more<br />
round.<br />
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Note: There will likely be holes beside the picked-up<br />
stitches on all fingers. These holes can be closed during<br />
finishing by using the yarn tail to sew them closed<br />
when weaving in ends. Alternatively, you can close the<br />
holes by picking up a stitch from the row below in the<br />
hole and knitting it together with a stitch beside the<br />
hole.<br />
RING FINGER<br />
On BN with working yarn, k4 (4, 5), move next 18 (22,<br />
22) sts to waste yarn—9 (11, 11) from each needle—CO<br />
3 sts, k7 (7, 8) remaining sts on FN. 14 (14, 16) sts total,<br />
7 (7, 8) per needle.<br />
Knit 5 (6, 7) rounds. Bind off. Break yarn.<br />
MIDDLE FINGER<br />
From waste yarn, pick up first 4 (5, 5) sts and last 4 (5,<br />
5) sts evenly on needles. Beginning with BN and new<br />
yarn, k4 (5, 5), CO 3, k4 (5, 5), pick up and knit 3 sts<br />
from Ring Finger (the previous cast on sts over<br />
gap.) 14 (16, 16) sts total, 7 (8, 8) per needle.<br />
Knit 5 (6, 7) rounds. Bind off. Break yarn.<br />
INDEX FINGER<br />
Pick up the 10 (12, 12) remaining sts from waste yarn<br />
evenly on needles. Beginning with BN and new yarn,<br />
knit across both needles, pick up and knit 3 sts from<br />
the base of middle finger (the previous cast on sts<br />
over gap.) 13 (13, 15) sts total—5 (6, 6) on BN and 8 (9,<br />
9) on FN.<br />
Knit 5 (6, 7) rounds. Bind off. Break yarn.<br />
THUMB<br />
Pick up the thumb sts from waste yarn evenly on<br />
needles. (13 (13, 15) sts.) With new yarn, knit across<br />
both needles, pick up and knit 1 st (the previous cast<br />
on st over gap.)<br />
Knit 3 (4, 5) rounds. Bind off.<br />
FINISHING<br />
Weave in all ends and close any holes between<br />
fingers.<br />
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By Cézanne Pellett<br />
WHO KNITS!<br />
In 1983, a PBS station in Salt Lake City, Utah, started<br />
broadcasting episodes of the British sci-fi television<br />
series “Doctor Who” and nerds of the Mountain West<br />
rejoiced! As I was only five-years-old at the time, I can<br />
only barely remember a time when my older brothers<br />
and I weren’t glued to the TV screen whenever The<br />
Doctor and his companions were on it. You may<br />
wonder what this random bit of local sci-fi trivia has to<br />
do with crafting, but I promise, it does relate<br />
The main character of the show, The Doctor, was<br />
from another planet, and in addition to his ability to<br />
time travel using a ship disguised as a 1960s-era police<br />
call box, he was also able to “regenerate” into another<br />
body when his current one was damaged, while keeping<br />
all of his memories and remaining the same person<br />
inside. As of 2022, The Doctor has been played (officially)<br />
by 13 different actors, and one actress, since the<br />
show debuted in 1963. My oldest brother has always<br />
loved the Fourth Doctor, played by Tom Baker, best,<br />
and he was far from alone in this. This version of The<br />
Doctor was a tall, somewhat gangly man with a mop of<br />
dark, curly hair who almost always wore a long coat<br />
and a striped scarf which started out at 14 feet long but<br />
stretched significantly during his seven year run as The<br />
Doctor.<br />
The story behind The Fourth Doctor’s scarf is rumored<br />
to be that the costume designer wanted him to<br />
wear a scarf, but didn’t know much about knitting or<br />
yarn. So he had a large quantity of yarn delivered to a<br />
friend named Begonia Pope, with instructions to “make<br />
a scarf from it” but very little detail on what was expected.<br />
Mrs. Pope, being a prolific knitter, just kept<br />
right on knitting until she had used all the yarn and<br />
produced a scarf that was over 20 feet long. Due to<br />
safety concerns, the scarf was cut down to 14 feet before<br />
filming with it was started, and it had to be cut<br />
down a number of times in the next few years, due to<br />
the incredibly stretchy nature of garter stitch.<br />
My oldest brother shared the Fourth Doctor’s tall,<br />
lanky shape, and even shared his dark locks with the<br />
tendency to curl when they got long. He managed to<br />
acquire a long coat and a hat like those his favorite<br />
Doctor wore and for a while as a teen, he insisted on<br />
wearing them all the time, even though we lived in the<br />
desert where it was frequently over 100° in the summer<br />
and only very rarely cool enough to warrant a heavy<br />
coat. But the one thing he couldn’t manage to acquire<br />
was a 14 foot long knitted scarf.<br />
When I was 18, I got married and moved to California<br />
where my new husband was going to college. In<br />
those earlier days of the internet, it wasn’t always very<br />
easy to find things you were looking for, but it was<br />
sometimes easy to stumble over things you didn’t realize<br />
you were looking for. As my husband was majoring<br />
in computer science, I had access to the internet that<br />
many others in the mid-1990s didn’t. I don’t remember<br />
how I found that first grainy image that looked like it<br />
was a copy of a copy of a copy but across the top was<br />
clearly visible “BBC Enterprises - Knitting Pattern for<br />
The Doctor’s Scarf” followed by a list of colors and<br />
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some numbers. I had no idea how this list would help<br />
me create a scarf, but I was thrilled at the idea that I<br />
might be able to give my beloved brother the one<br />
thing that had topped his Christmas and birthday wish<br />
lists since he was about nine-years-old.<br />
Since I was living on a good-sized university campus,<br />
it was pretty easy to find classes on just about any<br />
topic one could desire, and after very little effort, I<br />
found a beginning knitting class. After finding and acquiring<br />
the yarn and needles specified in the class description<br />
and printing a copy of the scarf pattern, I<br />
headed to the first class with visions of a scarf by week’s<br />
end dancing in my head! When I showed the pattern to<br />
the teacher, she assured me that by the end of the class,<br />
I would know everything I needed to know to make the<br />
scarf, but asked if I was aware that it would be very long<br />
and would probably take me, as a brand-new knitter, an<br />
incredibly long time to finish. I assured her that I did<br />
know how long it would be<br />
and I intended to make it<br />
for my brother for Christmas<br />
that year. The class<br />
started in mid-October and<br />
at the time, I didn’t quite understand<br />
why my teacher<br />
was concerned about my<br />
timetable.<br />
To cut a long story short,<br />
I finished the class, and became<br />
even more hooked on<br />
knitting than I was on Doctor<br />
Who, and did give the<br />
scarf to my brother that<br />
Christmas…though it still<br />
had the needles in it because<br />
I was only about a<br />
quarter of the way finished<br />
with it. I finally finished the<br />
scarf in time for my<br />
brother’s birthday the following<br />
July. Even before<br />
any stretching occurred, it<br />
was closer to the original<br />
scarf’s 20 feet than my intended<br />
14 feet and was<br />
considerably wider than it<br />
should have been, as I<br />
didn’t have the best grasp<br />
of gauge at the time. I also<br />
didn’t have a very good<br />
technique for weaving in<br />
my ends yet, so there were<br />
little tails hanging out<br />
somewhere near each color<br />
change.<br />
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the BBC many, many years ago. As the recipient was a<br />
smallish woman who didn’t live at the South Pole, I decided<br />
to make a half-size version which came in at<br />
seven feet by seven inches, rather than going with the<br />
official one foot by 14 feet version. I still used acrylic,<br />
but rather than the random cheap, scratchy stuff I<br />
bought the first time around, this time I used Lion’s<br />
Heartland line. In addition to being easy care and extremely<br />
soft, this yarn also has a very pretty heathered<br />
look and a beautiful sheen that gave the end product a<br />
much more modern look than the decidedly “disco”<br />
original made in 1974. Even though this scarf was updated,<br />
the end result was still very obviously The Doctor’s<br />
Scarf to those in the know.<br />
It has been well over 25 years and my brother still<br />
has his scarf, though he doesn’t wear it much because<br />
he’s not a crazy teenager anymore and it really doesn’t<br />
get cold enough here to justify wearing a 22 foot by 18<br />
inch scarf, especially one made of cheap acrylic yarn.<br />
He won’t brook any discussion on getting rid of it, however,<br />
as it has been one of his most treasured possessions<br />
for over half his life.<br />
In recent years, I have joined a few online crafting<br />
groups and found that I am far from alone in my claim<br />
that I learned to knit specifically to be able to make<br />
“The Fourth Doctor’s Scarf.” Especially in groups that include<br />
a love of things like sci-fi or fantasy, I have found<br />
a number of people who have a very similar story to<br />
mine that led to their not only creating the scarf they or<br />
a loved one longed for but also to their own lifelong<br />
love of knitting.<br />
One group that I belong to centers on the Harry<br />
Potter universe and last winter, we did a holiday gift exchange.<br />
I was thrilled to see that the person I drew to<br />
give a gift to had a cheap, woven knock-off of the famous<br />
scarf on her wishlist. I knew I could do much<br />
better than the cheap, $10 mass-manufactured version<br />
on Amazon so I checked into yarns and started planning.<br />
As I have a much better understanding of gauge<br />
than I did all those years ago, as well as yarn type and<br />
quality, I did some research before deciding which yarn<br />
and pattern to use.<br />
There are many patterns for The Fourth Doctor’s<br />
Scarf available on the internet these days, but I still<br />
stuck pretty close to the original pattern published by<br />
After I finished the gift scarf (in time to give as a<br />
completed item at Christmas, rather than six months<br />
later!) I decided I wanted one of my own. Since I am a<br />
very tall, broad-shouldered woman, I made myself a ¾-<br />
sized version which was nine inches wide and came in<br />
around 10 feet, including the tassels. I haven’t worn it<br />
much yet as I still live in the desert, but I do have to<br />
make sure I keep an eye on it as my brother is always<br />
eyeing it rather covetously. I may just have to make him<br />
another one for Christmas this year…or maybe for his<br />
next birthday instead.<br />
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FOURTH<br />
DOCTOR<br />
DETAILS & MATERIALS<br />
Measurements & Gauge:<br />
17 sts x 27 rows = 4” x4”<br />
○ Full Size - 14” x 128” (without tassels)<br />
○ ¾ Size - 7” x 96” (without tassels)<br />
○ Half Size - 7” x 64” (without tassels)<br />
Yarn:<br />
Lion Brand Heartland Yarn (100% Premium Acrylic 5<br />
oz/142 g 251 yd/230 m) ¾ Length yarn total without tassels<br />
498 yds - Total with tassels 556 yds (all totals below<br />
are for 7” wide ¾ length scarf)<br />
Purple - Kobuk Valley<br />
Total Without Tassels 46 yds - with tassels 53 yds<br />
Camel - Grand Canyon<br />
Total without tassels 124 yds - with tassels 136 yds<br />
Bronze - Mammoth Cave<br />
Total without tassels 54 yds - with tassels 62 yds<br />
Mustard - Canyonlands<br />
Total without tassels 52 yds - with tassels 60 yds<br />
Rust - Yosemite<br />
Total without tassels 82 yds - with tassels 90 yds<br />
Grey - Great Smoky Mountains<br />
Total without tassels 51 yds - with tassels 59 yds<br />
Green - Rocky Mountains<br />
Total without tassels 89 yds - with tassels 96 yds<br />
Needles:<br />
US Size 9 (5.5 mm) needles<br />
by Cézanne Pellett<br />
Pattern:<br />
CO 60 (30) sts. Knit every stitch, knitting the number of<br />
rows listed for each color.<br />
Notes:<br />
I did both the half and ¾-length scarves at half the<br />
width of the original pattern (7”). You can do it any width<br />
you want, but know that your yarn totals will be different.<br />
For best results, slip the first or last stitch of each row.<br />
To join each new color, knit the first stitch on the row with<br />
the old color. Tie the new yarn to the old one with a<br />
square knot that is loose enough to untie later and leave<br />
6” ends of each color.<br />
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Fiction<br />
By Maria D Prokop<br />
Going Home<br />
The little dog held something in its tiny jaws, clutching it tightly and growling at me. The early<br />
evening sky hindered my vision. I couldn’t see the object clearly. The dog had a bad reputation for<br />
burying toys in the garden and uprooting the vegetables, so I followed him.<br />
“Toto! Release!” I demanded, attempting to sound more like the Wicked Witch than Dorothy. Ignoring<br />
me, he ran past the vegetable garden and down the dirt path between the cornfields.<br />
I stood on the edge of the field, by the southern property line of the farm where I had grown up.<br />
The diminutive dog growled at me, turned, and ran off.<br />
“Aw, come on, silly boy. What’s wrong with you?” Pop’s dog had been acting off-kilter ever since<br />
I arrived back home. Grumbling, I tracked the Yorkie’s small paw prints on the dirt trail through the<br />
shadowy cornfields.<br />
Dusk had started to fall. I caught glimpses of Toto whipping in and out of the dry cornstalks. If<br />
he hadn’t been my father’s oldest and most faithful companion, I wouldn’t have bothered.<br />
Pop had two settings, gentle and high-heat. A beacon of patience until pushed too far, the<br />
former boxing champ inside my mild-mannered father could emerge without warning. I feared facing<br />
the fighter inside if I lost Pop’s dog.<br />
When first I arrived at my father’s doorstep two days ago, Pop didn’t ask any questions. Never loquacious,<br />
this time his silence echoed the emptiness in my soul. I had failed—at life, at love, at everything—and<br />
had decided to leave the city and return to my childhood home, where I had felt safest.<br />
Eventually, words began to drop out of Pop’s mouth, such as, “Morning,” and “G’night.”<br />
“Toto! Come back! Bad boy!”<br />
I wished the sun would pause from setting for a few extra minutes.<br />
“Please help me find Pop’s dog,” I whispered to any entity willing to take on the challenge, even<br />
though the thought of a higher power actually heeding my cries, after years of screaming at the<br />
loud silence above, stirred up a wave of anger inside me.<br />
“Yap! Yap-yap-yap!” “Ah-ha! Found you!”<br />
Grudgingly, I tipped my head to the gracious—or bored—entity and approached the dog.<br />
He dropped the object he’d been carrying in his jaws, but stepped over it, guarding it with his<br />
petite, furry body. When I walked in his direction, he growled as fiercely as he could and leaned<br />
back on his hind legs in an instinctual attack mode, ready to spring from the ground into his opponent’s<br />
face. Into my face.<br />
“Hey, it’s me. I know it’s been a while since I’ve been home, but you like me, you silly dog! Now,<br />
move!” He growled louder at me as if I were a stranger, an enemy, or a threat.<br />
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By Maria D Prokop<br />
Of course Pop’s dog didn’t connect with me anymore. I’d changed.<br />
I left home three years ago. Technically, I ran away. Mom had been sent to another kind of farm—<br />
the funny farm—and I rebelled. My high school sweetheart, George, convinced me to get hitched.<br />
We drove two hours to get to the courthouse in the capital city of<br />
Harrisburg. Then we stayed in the city. George never let me go home. He barely let me leave the<br />
apartment.<br />
This year he fell in love with whiskey, thankfully offering my face short reprises from his fist when<br />
he would eventually pass out. Two days ago, while George was out cold, I decided to finally go<br />
home.<br />
“Yap-yap-yap-yap!”<br />
I suddenly realized where the dog had taken me. I stood in the woods behind the old dairy<br />
farm, in a Revolutionary War era graveyard with five crumbling stones circled by warped oak trees.<br />
Three of the gravestones belonged to children, their names barely legible after so many years of<br />
weathering and decay. An important looking historic marker described the place for tourists, but<br />
only a few kooky, grave-seeker weirdos ever visited this old site.<br />
“Yap-yappity-yap-yap-yap!”<br />
“Hey, you’re going to disturb the Creech family. Their ghosts will haunt you to death!”<br />
Haunt you to death? What are you talking about?<br />
Good grief—you’re talking to yourself in the third person—you’re<br />
insane. Yes, you are!<br />
“Yappity-yap!” the dog retorted. Quick as a ghost, I grasped the little bugger and held him tight.<br />
But he squirmed out of my hands, whimpering in fear. He bolted away from me out of the graveyard<br />
and back through the cornfields. Now I could finally see what he had been guarding.<br />
“No—it can’t be.”<br />
I leaned in to examine the object closer.<br />
“Damn!”<br />
In the thin grass was a human hand, slightly decomposed, with bluish flesh and dirty fingernails.<br />
The fingers were longer than my own, and one wore a gold band.<br />
Twisting the cheap band on my own left ring finger, I stumbled backward and landed on my<br />
rear. The recent frost should have meant a hard landing, but the ground under my bum actually<br />
cushioned my fall. I reached back to push my body up, my hand clutching the cold loose soil<br />
below. I rose, turned, and stared at a mound of dirt the length of a bicycle.<br />
Maybe someone had prepped the ground to plant a bush or shrub. “Fall is the perfect time for<br />
planting!” a billboard had proclaimed on my drive through town. But surely it was too late to plant<br />
anything now. Pop had baled hay today and at breakfast, I had seen his thermals sticking out from<br />
under his flannel shirt.<br />
Images of the recent frost, a severed hand, and the loose mound of dirt in the graveyard jumbled<br />
around in my mind and I panicked. There was no other explanation—the tilled earth was a shallow<br />
grave. I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, heartbeats throbbing in my ear.<br />
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By Maria D Prokop<br />
***<br />
The first time I ever felt this kind of paralyzing fear was at Girl Scout Camp when I first<br />
heard the gruesome tale of the Creech family graveyard.<br />
Our scout leader, wearing no make-up and crowned with pink sponge curlers, had animatedly<br />
explained to the troop what happened many, many long years ago: “Don’t believe<br />
what the history books tell you. That family didn’t die from smallpox - they were murdered!<br />
Some say they were slaughtered by Native American spirits seeking revenge on the bullying<br />
colonists who took their land and abused it. The spirits possessed a local Indian tribe. The Indians<br />
claimed they had no memory of the incident, but an ax with their tribe’s ceremonial<br />
feathers was found at the scene - just like this one!”<br />
At that point in the story, the scout leader waved a decorative ax at the girls sitting around<br />
the bonfire. Feathers flew as we ran screaming to our tents.<br />
***<br />
That hand looks like it was cut off with an ax.<br />
How would you know that?<br />
I don’t know. Shouldn’t you call the police?<br />
No! If the Indian spirits did it, they could come after me next.<br />
You’re insane.<br />
Maybe.<br />
Dusk fell. The sky turned indigo blue. I stared at the long pillow of brown soil. I couldn’t resist<br />
the urge to discover the truth for myself. With a slate rock, I found close by, I began clearing<br />
away the mound of dirt. The midnight-blue sky would turn black in minutes. I hurried like<br />
a woman possessed, striving to discover the identity of the person in the shallow grave.<br />
I hit something soft. Cornflower blue fabric peeked through the dark earth. It was a woven<br />
blanket. Pealing the blanket up with my hands revealed a white shirt—cotton, ribbed. A wifebeater,<br />
it was called, like George wore. Like George was.<br />
The next steps were inevitable. Fear gripped me, but the urge to know was stronger than<br />
the fear. I dug more tenaciously. On the arm of the body, I found a tattoo of an eagle—like<br />
George’s. Around the neck hung a gold chain—like George’s. Then—a thin face—George!<br />
***<br />
I remember the first time George met Pops, a year after the courthouse ceremony.<br />
George, a lightweight, stuttered as he attempted to compliment Pop on his row of bronze<br />
heavyweight boxing trophies decorating the fireplace mantel.<br />
“H-how many years did you get in the ring?” George asked.<br />
“What makes you think I ever left?” Pop answered.<br />
George hated the farm, he also hated my father. The feeling was mutual. Pop never said a<br />
word, but his eyes had narrowed at me at breakfast when the sun burst through the window<br />
and blasted a bright spotlight on the shiner over my left eye.<br />
***<br />
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By Maria D Prokop<br />
Confused and desperate, I sprinted through the darkness.<br />
Did spirits take it upon themselves to murder George on my behalf? Or had a bored entity<br />
answered my prayers? Who cut off the hand that had struck me so many times?<br />
A light shone in the barn. Pop was probably finishing up for the night, having a smoke. Toto<br />
had retreated there already and he yapped at me viciously as I rounded the corner and faced<br />
my father.<br />
“Pop! Is it you?”<br />
“Who else would it be?” he replied.<br />
“You’re not going to believe this, Pop. T-there’s a body in the graveyard!” The thick muscles<br />
in his neck tightened. “That’s what graveyards are for.”<br />
“No, Pop, you don’t understand. It’s George! He’s dead! I found his body buried in the old<br />
Creech family graveyard.”<br />
Pop looked at me, his weathered face devoid of expression. It was as if I had just told him<br />
the sun was yellow.<br />
“Pop, someone killed George and buried him in a shallow grave. Don’t you understand?I<br />
need to call the cops!”<br />
Pop looked away from me and hung up his work gloves on the pegboard by the door, right<br />
beside his firewood ax. Clumps of dry dirt stuck to the handle.<br />
“No, no you don’t.”<br />
I gasped in realization.<br />
“You—you— No! Not you . . .“<br />
Pop’s face faded as I collapsed onto the barn floor.<br />
***<br />
I awoke to the sound of barking. Memories of the day I left Harrisburg, memories my mind<br />
had buried returned slowly and the horrible truth became clear as pictures from that day slowly<br />
developed in my mind.<br />
George passed out on the bed. My hands holding down a white pillow. A thin body<br />
wrapped in a blue blanket. The rusty gate of the truck. The sign for the Susquehanna River.<br />
Pop’s ax and shovel hanging in the empty barn. The lumpy blanket lying in a graveyard. A tattooed<br />
arm. Toto, the frosty ground, a shovel, an ax, and a severed hand. My old room. Dirty feminine<br />
hands. Pop holding a wet, knitted washcloth. Toto at the door.<br />
The officer clasped handcuffs around my wrists. Pop held his dog tight as I was led out of the<br />
room. The policeman guided me through the farmhouse. As we passed the fireplace mantel, I<br />
noticed a heavy layer of dust on Pop’s trophies. Before they put me in the police cruiser, I<br />
looked back.<br />
Pop’s muscular body crumbled onto the floor like a defeated champion alone in the ring<br />
after a fight, his head bowed and his shoulders slumped.<br />
I won’t be going home again for a long, long time.<br />
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