1998-1999 Rothberg Yearbook
The 1998-1999 Yearbook from The Rothberg International School at The Hebrew University of Jerusalem.
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My Brother Niss (niss@aol.com)
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Well Niss, I have to say that with the exception of using your apartment
as a second home I really am not missing my normal life at
school! I love Israel- it kicks so much ass that it hurts. Except
for a few minor exceptions I am having an amazing time. These exceptions
are school, and some of the extracurricular activities that I
am doing for school. For example: In the mornings I spend a few
hours making license plates for the Iraqi government. The afternoons
are spent rescuing Israeli hostages from Palestinian concentration
^ camps. Then I have lunch, after which I groom
my assigned camels for an hour or two,
which leads me right into machine gun
11 1 waxing and film sessions of guerilla
warfare tac- tics. Then I take phone calls from Israeli settlers
who are complaining about living in the Gaza strip. The most common
thing they complain about is rotator cuff injuries from throwing
rocks and hand grenades. Then I have dinner. Then I have my night
courses. They start with my Palestinian propaganda class, where I
learn to subliminally make Palestinians into 2nd class citizens
through the joy of public speaking! Next, I have an Israeli bestiality
class, which specializes in camel humping! I'd rather not
speak in detail about that class. I finish with my terrorism
class, where the final is to hijack a plane. All
in all, things are going well and while this is not
quite what I expected from the program, (especially
when the head of the program spoke to us about making ourselves feel
right at home) I am learning some valuable war tactics and military
machinery clearance. I hope all is well at home and I will speak to
you soon.
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Later,
Benji Khabie
P.S. I have broken a school record by
signing four different peace accords!
ing, huh?
already
Amaz-