The Trumpet Newspaper Issue 597 (May 17 - 30 2023)
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Opinion<br />
Tales the country told me:<br />
Hilda Baci and Seun Kuti<br />
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stomach. A woman that is an acclaimed<br />
cook is a special target for stomach-driven<br />
Nigerian men. Ms Baci will get invited to<br />
cook by seemingly appreciative men who<br />
just want to taste. Beware, Baci. <strong>The</strong>re are<br />
too many idle men in this society of ours<br />
who promise marriage and heaven, but are<br />
closet idiots. Focus on growing your<br />
business, and talent. Watch out for those<br />
who will soon begin to use your<br />
achievement to catch clout as they say.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fifth and final point here is to<br />
congratulate, Hilda Baci’s mother. She is<br />
herself a chef. She runs a restaurant in<br />
Abuja. Her daughter follows in her<br />
footsteps. She learnt the trade at her feet. I<br />
have seen a video showing her expressing<br />
her delight at her daughter’s achievement.<br />
It is the prayer of every parent that their<br />
children should do better than them. Mrs.<br />
Bassey’s glory came on Mother’s Day, a<br />
mother’s hilarious delight! She has every<br />
reason to be grateful. Lecherous Nigerian<br />
men have observed that Mrs. Bassey<br />
herself is a very good spec. As a seriousminded<br />
person, I no longer engage in such<br />
conversations, so I won’t tell that side of<br />
the story. What I see here is the importance<br />
of parenting. In all of this, however,<br />
nobody has mentioned Mr. Bassey. Is he<br />
alive? This is the burden we bear as fathers.<br />
When the children do well, it is their<br />
mothers who step forward like characters<br />
from Bournvita cartoons. Still, we thank<br />
God for all children and mothers who bless<br />
the land as the Basseys have done.<br />
Hilda Baci<br />
Chef Hilda Baci and her mum who runs a Restaurant in Abuja<br />
Now to Seun Kuti, the enfant terrible,<br />
about whom terrible things have been<br />
reported during the same weekend that<br />
Hilda Baci did us all proud. Seun Kuti was<br />
reported to have dropped the ball. He<br />
assaulted a policeman. <strong>The</strong>re was a video<br />
in circulation that showed him telling a<br />
policeman in uniform that he would deal<br />
with him. He slapped the police officer in<br />
uniform. He assaulted the policeman. He<br />
reportedly boasted thereafter that he has<br />
dealt with many policemen in similar<br />
manner in the past. Seun Kuti is my<br />
kinsman. I do not want anything bad to<br />
happen to him. But this time around I think<br />
he has carried his offering beyond the<br />
Mosque. It has been argued that it is a DNA<br />
thing. He is after all, the son of Fela<br />
Anikulapo Kuti. Fela did not wilfully break<br />
the law. He was in fact a law-abiding man.<br />
He challenged autocracy. He questioned<br />
the law as all citizens are allowed to do so.<br />
He was like his mother, the legendary,<br />
Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti. Seun Kuti’s<br />
forebears were defenders and promoters of<br />
good governance and the rule of law. Even<br />
when State agents attacked Kalakuta<br />
Republic, an assault in which Seun’s<br />
grandmother lost her life, the State<br />
prevailed, even if unjustly. I think therefore<br />
that those who think it is a DNA thing for<br />
Seun Kuti to attack a policeman are wrong.<br />
People make their own choices. <strong>The</strong>y do<br />
not inherit choices. What I am saying is that<br />
it would be most disrespectful to drag the<br />
dead into Seun Kuti’s matter. He is an adult<br />
and he must be made to answer for his own<br />
acts. <strong>The</strong> law does not recognize pedigree.<br />
You commit an act; you answer for it. <strong>The</strong><br />
only thing the law recognizes is the equality<br />
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of persons before the law. Seun Kuti is not<br />
above and cannot be above the law because<br />
he enjoys hereditary privilege.<br />
From Saturday, there is a video in<br />
circulation showing him assaulting a<br />
policeman on the Third Mainland Bridge in<br />
Lagos. <strong>The</strong> video evidence shows that he<br />
insulted the policeman and slapped him. He<br />
has since claimed that he has enough<br />
evidence to show that the policeman<br />
threatened his life and that of his family<br />
members. <strong>The</strong>re have been other evidence<br />
notes on social media. We are told for<br />
example that he told the policeman before<br />
slapping him: “You dey craze? You dey<br />
mad?” In the meantime, the Inspector<br />
General of Police and the Police Service<br />
Commission have ordered arrest and<br />
investigations. <strong>The</strong> Police have a duty to<br />
ensure that their officers are not routinely<br />
assaulted by Nigerians. Dr. Solomon Arase,<br />
the Police Service Commission (PSC)<br />
Chairman has commended the affected<br />
police officer for the restraint that he<br />
demonstrated. That officer whom nobody<br />
has named – we need his true identity -<br />
should be promoted by Arase’s PSC. In my<br />
view, Seun Kuti was indeed lucky. If that<br />
policeman or his colleagues had rifles with<br />
them, they could have gunned him down.<br />
By now, he would be dead and we would<br />
all be talking about extra-judicial killing.<br />
<strong>The</strong> lesson here is that people must know<br />
their limits. In today’s Nigeria, my father<br />
was this or my grandmother was that, is not<br />
a protection claim in the face of the law.<br />
<strong>The</strong> present generation of Nigerians don’t<br />
know ancient history anyway. <strong>The</strong>y should<br />
not rely on what grandpa and great grandpa<br />
and daddy did.<br />
It is however refreshing to hear that<br />
Seun Kuti has shown up at the police<br />
station. He was reportedly put in silver<br />
ware. <strong>The</strong> offence that he has committed<br />
under Section 98 of the Police Act and<br />
Section 356 of the Criminal Code puts him<br />
in line for a three-year jail term. He says he<br />
has enough evidence to prove his<br />
innocence. He has a good lawyer: Femi<br />
Falana, SAN. Let them go and prove their<br />
case in the court of law, and as soon as the<br />
case is properly placed, let them address all<br />
the allegations including the underlying<br />
innuendo that Fela Kuti ‘s son is above the<br />
laws of the land. Should anyone be above<br />
the laws of Nigeria? I am aware however<br />
that there are other interested persons and<br />
groups in the public domain who are now<br />
beginning to say that if Seun Kuti is let off<br />
the hook, they too will begin to slap and<br />
beat Nigerian policemen, and they would<br />
cite Seun Kuti’s case as precedent. <strong>The</strong><br />
substance of this matter lies in Seun Kuti’s<br />
relationship with the sovereign but<br />
whichever way it is resolved, his brand is<br />
already somewhat diminished. He doesn’t<br />
need that. This is the sad part of it.