Disordered Personalities 2ed

Disordered Personalities — Setond Edition
Bistro of the Personality Disordered
Paranoid
Narcissist
Dependent
Passive-Aggressive
Borderline
Antisocial
Histrionic
Obsessive
Avoidant
Schizoid
Schizotypal
Sits with back to the wall; spies on food
preparation area when doors swing open
Expects most exclusive table without a
reservation; sends entree back to chef
While a vegetarian non-smoker, eats veal and
sits in smoking section to please date
Blows smoke into the non-smoking section
When informed her date won't leave his wife, she
throws a drink on him, and for good measure, stuffs
a Cornish hen on his head
Sucker punches the waiter, and in the resulting
confusion, steals the tip left by the Narcissist
Does an interpretive belly dance near the
jukebox in the center of the restaurant
Visits other tables polishing the crystal, aligning
cutlery and giving etiquette tips
Gives tips for service from take-out counter
Orders home delivery; ingests food through a
straw sticking out of mail slot
Eats from a fondue cauldron with gardening
equipment and a ginsu knife set
By Dr. Deborah Wear-Finkle & Dr. David J. Robinson
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