Discover Sixty-Five-February 2024
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A Little Laugh...<br />
1. Why did the magnet hit on<br />
the refrigerator?<br />
He found her to be very<br />
attractive.<br />
2. What do you call a couple<br />
who met on Twitter?<br />
Tweethearts.<br />
3. Who always has a date on<br />
Valentine’s Day?<br />
The calendar.<br />
4. What did the sweetheart say<br />
to the baker?<br />
“I love your buns!”<br />
5. How did the phone propose<br />
to his girlfriend?<br />
He gave her a ring.<br />
6. Is your name Chapstick?<br />
Because I think you’re da balm!<br />
7. How do chefs show their<br />
love?<br />
They whisk you off your feet.<br />
8. Do you like Star Wars?<br />
Because Yoda only one for me!<br />
9. Did you hear about the two<br />
radios that got married?<br />
The reception was amazing.<br />
10. Did you hear about the bed<br />
bugs who fell in love?<br />
They’re getting married in<br />
the spring!<br />
A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s<br />
Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told<br />
her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave<br />
me a gorgeous and expensive diamond<br />
necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you<br />
think it means?”<br />
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.<br />
That evening, her husband came home<br />
with a small package for her. Thrilled, she<br />
opened it and found a book titled “The<br />
Meaning of Dreams.”<br />
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