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<strong>Accelerando</strong><br />

The head coutureborg frowns slightly, twin furrows rippling her 2286<br />

brow between perfectly symmetrical eyebrows, plucked to match<br />

her classic New Look suit. “I have heard reference to it, but a<br />

lady of fashion like myself does not concern herself with politics,”<br />

she says, a touch self-deprecatingly. “Especially the politics of her<br />

clients. Your, ah, aunt said it was a question of image?”<br />

“Yes.” Amber shrugs, momentarily self-conscious about her casual 2287<br />

rags. “She's my election agent. My problem, as she says, is there's<br />

a certain voter demographic that mistakes image for substance and<br />

is afraid of the unknown, and I need to acquire a wardrobe that<br />

triggers associations of probity, of respect and deliberation. One<br />

suitable for a representative with a radical political agenda but a<br />

strong track record. I'm afraid I'm in a hurry to start with - I've got<br />

a big fund-raising party tonight. I know it's short notice, but I need<br />

something off the shelf for it.”<br />

“What exactly is it you're hoping to achieve?” asks the male cou- 2288<br />

turier, his voice hoarse and his r's rolling with some half-shed Mediterranean<br />

accent. He sounds fascinated. “If you think it might influence<br />

your choice of wardrobe ...”<br />

“I'm running for the assembly,” Amber says bluntly. “On a platform 2289<br />

calling for a state of emergency and an immediate total effort to<br />

assemble a starship. This solar system isn't going to be habitable<br />

for much longer, and we need to emigrate. All of us, you included,<br />

before the Vile Offspring decide to reprocess us into computronium.<br />

I'm going to be doorstepping the entire electorate in parallel,<br />

and the experience needs to be personalized.” She manages to<br />

smile. “That means, I think, perhaps eight outfits and four different<br />

independent variables for each, accessories, and two or three<br />

hats - enough that each is seen by no more than a few thousand<br />

voters. Both physical fabric and virtual. In addition, I'll want to see<br />

your range of historical formalwear, but that's of secondary interest<br />

for now.” She grins. “Do you have any facilities for responsetesting<br />

the combinations against different personality types from<br />

<strong>SiSU</strong> www.accelerando.org 374

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