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AREA<br />

REPRESENTATIVE &<br />

PRESIDENT<br />

SECRETARY TREASURER &<br />

MEMBERSHIP<br />

SECRETARY<br />

EVENTS<br />

CO-ORDINATOR<br />

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EDITOR<br />

RUNNING <strong>AMOC</strong><br />

Neil Boothroyd Richard Counsel Jason Vochala Tony Smith Chris Shilton<br />

9 Camelot Drive,<br />

Glen Waverly, Vic.<br />

3150<br />

Phone: 03 9887 7820<br />

AH<br />

Email:<br />

neil.boothroyd@daimler.com<br />

21Georges Ave,<br />

Templestowe, Vic.<br />

3106<br />

Phone: 03 9846 4085<br />

AH<br />

Email:<br />

vk3ylz@bigpond.net.au<br />

4th Floor, 124<br />

Exhibition Street,<br />

Melbourne, Vic. 3000<br />

Phone: 03 9654 6670<br />

BH<br />

Email:<br />

javochala@bigpond.com<br />

PO Box 317,<br />

Camberwell, Vic.<br />

3124<br />

Phone: 03 9819 1015<br />

AH<br />

Email:<br />

akns007@yahoo.com.au<br />

Volume 10, Number 6 <strong>September</strong> <strong>2010</strong><br />

CONTENTS<br />

PO Box 37,<br />

Coldstream. Vic.<br />

3770<br />

Phone: 0428 378 938<br />

Anytime<br />

Email:<br />

cshilton@genesis.net.au<br />

Diary of events Page 2<br />

Editorial comment Page 2<br />

Pres says Page 3<br />

The Saggy Spring Saga Page 4<br />

Lost DB2/4 Mk 3 Drophead Page 7<br />

<strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> DB4GT Zagato Page 8<br />

Laughs per minute Page 14<br />

For sale / Wanted Page 15<br />

Parting shot Page 16<br />

Published Quarterly by The <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> <strong>Owners</strong> <strong>Club</strong> <strong>Victoria</strong> Register Incorporated,<br />

PO Box 37, Coldstream, Vic. 3770.<br />

Contributors Please Note<br />

Inclusions for next edition should be emailed to the Editor by the second Monday of the month (March, June,<br />

<strong>September</strong> and December) to the email address cshilton@genesis.net.au to ensure publication. Articles preferred<br />

in MS Word, or text format. The articles & views published in <strong>Running</strong> <strong>AMOC</strong> are of the authors & are not those<br />

necessarily of the Editor or Committee of <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> <strong>Owners</strong> <strong>Club</strong>. Permission to reproduce any of the contents<br />

of this magazine should be sought through the Editor as a courtesy to the authors and artists.


DIARY OF EVENTS<br />

Nov 28th <strong>AMOC</strong> Vic Reg Annual <strong>Club</strong> Concours<br />

Venue: Rippon Lea Estate<br />

192 Hotham Street, Elsternwick.<br />

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Pres Says.<br />

Welcome to our <strong>September</strong> edition of <strong>Running</strong> <strong>AMOC</strong>.<br />

Spring is in the air and our Winter hiatus is over so it’s about time to drag the <strong>Aston</strong><br />

out of the garage dust it off and blast away a few of the cobwebs.<br />

Things have been relatively quiet over the last few months, we held our AGM at Paul<br />

Sabine’s premises, once again thank you very much Paul.<br />

It was great to see about 40 members in attendance on a cold and wet Melbourne<br />

evening. There was plenty of healthy discussion on all things <strong>AMOC</strong> and our<br />

Committee remains the same with the following members re elected.<br />

Treasurer ............ Jason Vochala<br />

Secretary ............ Richard Counsel<br />

Editor ............. Chris Shilton<br />

Public Officer ............. Barry Watchorn<br />

Social Secretary ............. Tony Smith<br />

President and Area Rep ........... Neil Boothroyd<br />

In August Trivetts were kind enough to invite us to use their premises for our monthly<br />

meeting and to view a great selection of AM’s.<br />

Trivetts were organizing a track day at Phillip Island later that week and as well as<br />

their own stock had bought in an number of cars from interstate and had even flown 2<br />

in from the UK. Ian Bell attended the day and has some interesting stories to tell.<br />

(How about an article for <strong>Running</strong> <strong>AMOC</strong> Ian!)<br />

For those who will be attending we are looking forward to the National in October,<br />

At this stage we have 25 folk in 12 <strong>Aston</strong>s from <strong>Victoria</strong> making the trip over to the<br />

Barossa region of South Australia. From the information we have received it sounds<br />

like the SA team have organized a terrific 3 days for the National and some great<br />

drives for the Tour.<br />

Our <strong>Victoria</strong>n Concour has been locked in so don’t forget to mark Sunday 28 th of<br />

November in your diary. We have re booked Rippon Lea, including the West Veranda<br />

in case of a repeat of last year’s inclement weather.<br />

I think that’s about it for now.<br />

Hope to see you at Bells next month<br />

Cheers<br />

Neil.<br />

PRES SAYS<br />

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The Saggy Spring Saga.<br />

A story that all AM owners can sympathize with.<br />

Words Neil Boothroyd Photo’s Neil Boothroyd<br />

We all know how it starts and my suspension saga is no different. A couple of people had<br />

mentioned to me that when following my DBS it was a low in the rear end<br />

and sagged a bit to the left, at this point my life would not be worth living if I didn’t stress<br />

that this phenomenon had nothing at all to do with Sally sitting in the passenger seat, I’m<br />

certain it was a result of the battery being mounted in that corner.<br />

Richard Counsel had suggested a company by the name of Centerline Suspension<br />

as they had manufactured a new set of rear springs for his AM V8. I took the DBS to<br />

Centreline and was very impressed with their knowledge and genuine interest in helping sort<br />

out the car. This is about the time I made that fatal mistake, I was asked “would you like the<br />

rest of the rear suspension checked out to see if it is OK” and silly me said yes!<br />

I had a call from them a few days later to say they had inspected the suspension and that the<br />

whole rear end had moved sideways, all the Watts link bushes were worn and the radius arm<br />

bushes had deteriorated and in some cases forced out of the arms, this in turn had resulted in<br />

the Konis operating off centre causing them to wear excessively. The complete rear end was<br />

removed and the fun bit of sourcing all the parts began. Glenn Bold ( thanks Glenn) of AM<br />

Distributors was able to provide most of the Watts link bushes and various other rubbers,<br />

bolts etc. The radius arm bushes proved a challenge, the bushes are vulcanized into the arms<br />

and not available as spare parts, after some consternation the only options were to buy new<br />

arms or cut the eyes off the old arms weld on larger ones and press in bushes. I wasn’t<br />

convinced that cutting and re-welding was the best option so I bit the bullet….or wallet in this<br />

case and decided on 4 new arms. My next problem was trying to source them, I tried all the<br />

usual AM Dealers in the UK but nobody stocked DBS arms. In desperation I rang <strong>Aston</strong><br />

<strong>Martin</strong> Heritage and found them very helpful, as well as being able to supply the arms they<br />

explained that the arms now had renewable bushes; interestingly the new arms had larger<br />

eyes, the same fix as suggested by Centreline.<br />

With the new heavy duty springs being made, the shockers away for overhaul and the<br />

suspension assembly bead blasted and powder coated the rear end was coming along nicely.<br />

Can you guess what comes next ? Centreline suggested that with all the work on the rear I<br />

would end up with a Starsky and Hutch mobile with the rear up in the air and the nose<br />

dragging on the ground so we decided to renew the front springs, and then that question again,<br />

whilst we have the springs out will we check the front suspension,<br />

what do you do? Once again I said yes!<br />

Unfortunately the front end was similar to the rear, whilst not terminal, after 40 years of<br />

motoring almost everything was just plain tired.<br />

Whilst the king pins were ok the balljoints, seats and thrust pads were showing their age, as<br />

usual the brake reaction strut ball joints needed replacing, all the wishbone bushes were<br />

replaced as were the stabilizer bar links, rubbers and bushes, the front shocks were sent away<br />

for overhaul. Once all the new bits had been fitted the next challenge was to set up the ride<br />

height. The only measurement I could find was from the centre of the roof above the<br />

windscreen to the ground, not an easy measurement to make without drilling a hole through<br />

the roof and floor of the car! After a bit of ingenuity we managed to sort it out and after a<br />

wheel alignment we were back on the road.<br />

On the drive home I was amazed at the difference in handling, even on suburban roads and I<br />

am really looking forward to the National so I can see how it feels on a long run.<br />

End Result.<br />

DBS fantastic, Bank Balance not so good.<br />

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Photo 1 Reassembly of the offside front suspension<br />

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Photo 2 Offside rear suspension dismantled, driveshaft removed, upper trailing arm with old<br />

rear bush trying to ooze out of its collar.<br />

Photo 3 New trailing arms with one of the originals.<br />

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And a useless piece of information for you, if you line up all the suspension parts of a DBS in<br />

a row they are 4 feet longer than the car! (see below)<br />

Photo 4 The presidential DBS Vantage sitting square (ride hight is now correct).<br />

‘Lost’ David Brown <strong>Aston</strong> for Sale by Barons, 7 <strong>September</strong><br />

A ‘lost’ 1958 <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> DB 2/4 MKIII drophead coupé, originally<br />

owned by David Brown, has emerged from beneath the tarpaulin, which<br />

concealed it for the last 30 years. It will now be auctioned by Barons at<br />

the upcoming British Heritage sale at Sandown Park on 7 <strong>September</strong>.<br />

This drophead coupé, one of just 84 built, was first registered to David Brown<br />

himself, before passing into his wife’s ownership – and then being sold on to a<br />

Yorkshire mill owner who had the car regularly serviced by <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>. It was<br />

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then acquired by a London-based architect, who sold it to the current vendor in<br />

1974. The car now offers the chance of a “fascinating rolling restoration project”<br />

for the right sort of buyer – one who is willing to meet the estimate of £80,000-<br />

£100,000. Says Laurence Sayers-Gillan, MD of Barons, “It is amazingly<br />

sound, and complete with its 2922cc engine, original buff logbook and workshop<br />

manuals and a comprehensive history file. ‘Lost’ cars of such importance come<br />

along very rarely and, with the direct association with such a pivotal figure in<br />

<strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s history, it should be a hugely rewarding project”.<br />

<strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> DB4GT Zagato<br />

Kidston SA<br />

DB4GT/0189/R, 370/0189/GT<br />

Full ‘Works Service’ restoration. One of just 19 examples built<br />

Unique original colour scheme and factory restored to ‘as new’ condition.<br />

Lionel <strong>Martin</strong> founded <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> to construct competitive automobiles for<br />

private entrants like himself. Developed through a half century’s evolution, the<br />

DB4GT Zagato combined the enthusiasm of <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s owners, employees<br />

and clients in a glorious synthesis of concept, design, materials and assembly. It<br />

is the ultimate expression of <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s philosophy of building high<br />

performance, responsive, beautiful automobiles for a select clientele. It cemented<br />

<strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s reputation at the pinnacle of British grand touring automobiles, at<br />

once beautiful, powerful and responsive.<br />

One of only nineteen built, DB4GT/0189/R combines a race-bred pedigree with<br />

the comfort and luxury of a true granturismo.<br />

<strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> commissioned Tadek Marek, who had joined <strong>Aston</strong> in 1954, to<br />

create a new six for the DB4. It was designed in iron but produced in aluminium,<br />

a lucky consequence of suppliers’ capacity, which in the end complemented the<br />

lightweight coachwork of Zagato. Simultaneously <strong>Aston</strong> turned to Milanese<br />

coachbuilder Touring for the design and, particularly, Touring’s proprietary<br />

superleggera construction for the DB4. Touring required a platform chassis to<br />

integrate with the superleggera technique’s armature of lightweight steel tubing<br />

supporting a skin of thin aluminium panels, a departure for <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> but one<br />

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that would prove once again to be fortuitous in the development of the Zagatobodied<br />

DB4GT.<br />

Touring’s design for the DB4 derived directly from <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s earlier GTs, with<br />

a gently curved continuous line from the front wings through the doors<br />

culminating in the rear wings and a sloped fastback roofline with large rear glass<br />

with complementary tapered quarter windows. Based on suggestions from Don<br />

Hayter, the DB4 was contemporary, shapely and embodied now-traditional<br />

features like <strong>Aston</strong>’s characteristic radiator grille and a functional bonnet air<br />

scoop. Touring added details that have become part of <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s visual<br />

repertoire, particularly the front wing air extractor vents. A four-seater like the<br />

DB2/4 and DB Mark III before it, the DB4’s light weight and powerful 3.7 litre<br />

engine made it England’s fastest GT, a worthy counterpart to the best from its<br />

Italian and German competitors.<br />

The short wheelbase DB4GT appeared in 1959 to meet clients’ desires for an even<br />

lighter, more responsive <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> for competition and high performance road<br />

use. A two-seater built on a shortened platform chassis, it also boasted a 3.7 litre<br />

engine cast in lighter alloy, dual ignition, triple Weber carburettors, high lift<br />

camshafts, 9:1 compression ratio, dual plate clutch, close ratio transmission,<br />

Salisbury Powr-Lok differential and large diameter Girling disc brakes,<br />

specifications which left no doubt about the DB4GT’s serious performance intent.<br />

Only a few months later <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> introduced the first of its ultimate<br />

granturismo series, the DB4GT with competition-inspired coachwork by Zagato.<br />

The limited run of Zagato-bodied lightweight DB4GTs arose out of an unplanned<br />

meeting at Earls Court between John Wyer and Gianni Zagato. It was designed by<br />

Ercole Spada, then only 23 years old, a perfect blend of Spada’s gifted balance of<br />

its surfaces and the seductively curved profile of the DBR1. With its subtly refined<br />

air intake and elongated headlight tunnels with aerodynamic covers, the Zagato’s<br />

nose explored the limits of efficient air penetration, even pressing the bonnet so<br />

low over the engine that dual bulges – like Zagato’s trademark roof bubbles –<br />

were needed to accommodate the engine’s cam covers.<br />

The gently sloping roof blends cleanly into the diminutive rear deck, leaving<br />

barely enough roof for a 30 gallon fuel tank and spare wheel and tyre. The front<br />

wing tops taper downward through the doors, then rise aggressively, like the<br />

haunches of a beast prepared to spring, over the rear wheels before tapering<br />

down and in to integrate cleanly with the rear deck. It is a symphony of refined<br />

elegance, purposeful and devoid of superfluous embellishment.<br />

Marrying the best of contemporary Italian design with a 9.7:1 compression ratio,<br />

314bhp version of Marek’s 3.7 litre six and <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>’s proven and now highly<br />

developed suspension, the DB4GT Zagato debuted at the 1960 London Motor<br />

Show. Its potential was immediately apparent and is acknowledged to have<br />

encouraged Ferrari to replace the 250GT Short Wheelbase Berlinetta with the<br />

legendary 250 GTO, about as sincere a form of flattery as can be imagined. Built<br />

by the craftsmen at Zagato in Milan and hand finished in the workshops at<br />

Newport Pagnell, only nineteen were ever completed.<br />

Ironically, however, the Zagato was not a sales success. The authors of the<br />

definitive Palawan chassis-by-chassis book on the model, Stephen Archer and<br />

Simon Harries, recall: “”The DB4GT Zagato sales effort was a contradiction in<br />

terms. No plans were made for a single production run. It was left to the market<br />

to decide how many of the cars should be built. It was, of course, tremendously<br />

exciting to drive but it was hard for many people to believe the high asking price-<br />

two-and-a-half times what an E-type cost- could be reconciled with such a lack of<br />

refinement. People, who have the wherewithal to own such cars sometimes lack<br />

the confidence to drive them to their limits, so some never experience the true<br />

thrill of owning such a remarkable car. A modern judge would be entitled to<br />

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observe that <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> had previously done a poor job at marketing their<br />

cars.”<br />

“Almost enough enthusiasts and connoisseurs did buy Zagatos early on. Not<br />

many kept their cars for long, however, and it was not until they began to acquire<br />

true classic status that a sense of real desirability became attached to them.”<br />

”In the end, the final two Zagato-bodied DB4s remained unsold for nine months<br />

until Mike Harting of HW Motors in Walton on Thames bought them at a knockdown<br />

price and set out to sell them himself. Tellingly, he recalls that his principal,<br />

ex-racing driver George Abecassis, was highly sceptical of this decision. Mike,<br />

however, knew what he was doing. Once in his possession, Mike published a bold<br />

advertisement for the cars. Claiming to be the sole selling agent for the car,<br />

which was true, he put down three good reasons why any serious driver simply<br />

must have one. The final flourish which suggests Grand Touring is made easy by<br />

the Zagato because of its copious luggage space- ‘luggage for two for a month in<br />

the sun’- is especially amusing. Mike knew his clientele, however, and he quickly<br />

sold the cars at a thumping profit.”<br />

Chassis ‘0189’ was one of those two cars. The last DB4GT Zagato built, it has an<br />

enigmatic early history. It is one of eleven right-hand drive Zagatos and one of<br />

three to receive English paint. Its striking original colour scheme is unique:<br />

Caribbean Pearl with Connolly red hide and carpets. Although completed on 14th<br />

December 1962, it waited longer than any other Zagato before being sold and<br />

was finally bought in a package with ‘0176’ by Mike Harting at HWM for £3,950.<br />

In the spring of 1963 Mike found a buyer in Mr S Miller of Horsham, Sussex, for<br />

the princely sum of £6,000. Chassis ‘0189’ took part in minor British hillclimbs but<br />

led an otherwise cosseted life. In 1970 it left for the sunny climes of South Africa,<br />

joining DBR1/5 in the collection of Howard Cohen and successfully taking part in<br />

vintage events. In 1976 it returned to the UK with Ian Campbell-Mclaren of<br />

Glasgow, and in 1983 entered German ownership. After spells in Switzerland and<br />

the UK, the Zagato was acquired in 1995 by a serious Dutch collector who<br />

entrusted it to <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> Works Service for what the Palawan book describes<br />

thus: “The restoration of 2 VEV was remarkably comprehensive but this was a<br />

tour de force. The car was totally stripped down to the bare chassis…The Zagato<br />

was returned to its original state with the original colour scheme of pale blue with<br />

red leather inside. It’s now better than new. The final touch was the<br />

reinstatement of the [UK registration] number 37 PH, due to the hard work of<br />

Andrew McCloskey at <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>.”<br />

David Townsend, manager of Works Service, recalls: “We performed a total body<br />

off full restoration in 1995, bringing the car back to its original specification after<br />

being a race prepared car at a cost of £141,000.”<br />

Acquired thereafter by the current European owner, for the past decade chassis<br />

‘0189’ has been kept out of the public gaze in a very private collection. Outings<br />

have been limited to local trips to warm through fluids and exercise the engine,<br />

gearbox and suspension. The total mileage covered since the full factory rebuild is<br />

a mere 802 miles.<br />

With a clear and interesting history from new, a restoration by the <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong><br />

factory and a unique livery, ‘0189’ is one of the most important British<br />

granturismos in existence. Now that most DB4GT Zagatos are held by long term<br />

collectors for whom they are a prize constituent of their collections, the<br />

availability of ‘0189’ is a rare opportunity to experience the pinnacle of British<br />

high performance road cars in the Sixties and to add an important, and all but<br />

irreplaceable, component to the most comprehensive collection.<br />

The fortunate new owner will have much to which to look forward<br />

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Picture 1 Striking shape. Possibly, if not probably Zagato’s finest creation.<br />

Picture 2 Ditto to Pic 1<br />

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Picture 3 The original advert from HWM, yours for a mere £ 6,000 in late 1962.<br />

Picture 4 Twin plug and twin distributor ignition, triple 45 DCOE Webers equates to<br />

a great sound track and a lot of go!<br />

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Picture 5 The office!<br />

Picture 6 I am not sure where you are going to put your “luggage for a month in the<br />

sun?”, The boot space seems to be…shall we say somewhat limited. Perhaps you<br />

have to send that on ahead with the butler in the Bentley!<br />

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Picture 7 And for comparison, a fine example of a standard bodied DB4GT.<br />

Picture 8 This is <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>s’ modern day equivalent. The One Seven Seven.<br />

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Blind Date<br />

Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mother wanted to help her, so she set up a<br />

blind date for her daughter.<br />

When the girl got back from the date she said “that was the worst night of my life!”<br />

“Why is that?” her mother asked?<br />

“He own’s a 1922 <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>!” said the daughter.<br />

“Isn’t that a good thing?” said her mother.<br />

The daughter replied saying “Mum, he IS the original owner!”<br />

Q/. How do you pick a Bristol Car Owner in a crowd?<br />

A/. He will be the one with an oil soaked left shoe<br />

That great invention being the one-shot lubrication system. The idea being that the driver<br />

presses a peddle on the floor every 500 miles or so to send lubricating oil to various key<br />

suspension points. This is fine when new, but time and use tends to foil the best plans of<br />

those inventive automotive engineers, as things tend to get blocked. If this occurs the only<br />

thing that gets oiled is the left shoe of the driver, when pressing that peddle!<br />

The value of underpants!<br />

LAUGHS PER MINUTE<br />

A husband and wife were driving to the shopping centre to do their usual Saturday morning<br />

shopping, and their car started to misbehave. They decided to continue to the shopping centre<br />

and they only just made it. Upon arrival, the husband suggested to his wife that she go and do<br />

the shopping as usual, and he would find a mechanic, and attend to the problem with the car.<br />

About an hour and a half later, the wife returned to the car park with her shopping trolley full.<br />

As she approached their car, she noticed a crowd of people gathered around the car. She<br />

pushed through the crowd, and was horrified to see her husband’s legs sticking out from<br />

under the car, with his “wedding tackle” poking out from under the edge of his shorts. She<br />

couldn’t stand the embarrassment any longer, so she deciding to take immediate action by<br />

reaching down and promptly pushing the wedding tackle back in under his shorts. At that<br />

point there was a dull thud and an exclamation of pain from under the car. She stood up and<br />

surveyed the gathered crowd looking at her, only to see her husband standing idly by on the<br />

other side of their car looking sheepish. The mechanic who was under the car required<br />

several stiches to his hand and head!<br />

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FOR SALE:<br />

Racing with David Brown <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong>s by Chris Nixon. Volumes One & Two<br />

(Vol 1 with John Wyer) The definitive history of the 13 years of the <strong>Aston</strong> <strong>Martin</strong> factory<br />

racing programme Throughout the 50's. Published by Transport Bookman Ltd 1980. 1st<br />

Edition. Both books are in excellent, if not mint condition. Tight spines and bindings, no<br />

foxing, no clipped or marked pages and no bumped corners. Both books have matching<br />

excellent condition dust jackets. Dust jackets are wrapped in library quality clear pvc<br />

wrappers with paper backing. $800.00 for the set. Books are in Kew, <strong>Victoria</strong> and pick up is<br />

most welcome. Contact: Nigel Watson ph; 0425 850 909.<br />

AMV8 Windscreen X 2<br />

AMV8 Front Bumper (from a series two)<br />

Contact Ian Bell ph; XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<br />

WANTED:<br />

DB4 Instruction Book to suit 1962 car.<br />

Contact Richard Shenfield 03 9589 6004.<br />

FOR SALE<br />

WANTED<br />

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DB 2/4 Mk 3<br />

PARTING SHOT<br />

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