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SCHOL<br />
HALLER<br />
THE NEWSLETTER OF THE SCHOLARSHIP HALLS : : FALL 2011<br />
Have you seen Frosty?<br />
The Pearson snow globe<br />
has gone missing<br />
PAGE 4<br />
GP ready for a<br />
zombie apocalypse<br />
PAGE 7
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A note from the editor<br />
By Lisa Curran<br />
ASHC Publications Chair<br />
Thanks for reading the �rst Schol<br />
Haller <strong>of</strong> the year! I’m really<br />
excited for this issue.<br />
As you may notice, the Schol Haller<br />
has a few new sections this year. �e<br />
�rst, located right below this article, is<br />
Crawford chatter, which features funny<br />
things students say in and around the<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship halls. �is section is what<br />
you all make it. So send me your chatter<br />
by going to the Schol Haller section<br />
<strong>of</strong> the ASHC website and clicking<br />
Crawford chatter<br />
Oh the things heard around the <strong>schol</strong> halls<br />
“What do they speak in Italy? Italian?<br />
Is that a language?”<br />
What are YOU gonna be extinct<br />
about?<br />
We need a drunk guy to come crawl<br />
around in our bushes.<br />
I’ve done things in my car that just<br />
should not be done in a car.<br />
(studying ethics) Man, this class just<br />
asks too many hard questions.<br />
... and so I just felt obligated to make<br />
out with him.<br />
on “Submit an article.” Want to be<br />
anonymous? Not a problem. Just put<br />
“Crawford chatter” in spots reserved for<br />
the name and hall <strong>of</strong> the submitter.<br />
Additionally, Love in the <strong>schol</strong><br />
halls (page 12) is replacing Dear Hott<br />
Henry and Juicy John. But don’t worry;<br />
the Schol Haller’s advice columnist<br />
will still answer all <strong>of</strong> your love-related<br />
questions.<br />
Also in this issue, you will notice a<br />
few Schol-Hall Olympics photos. Congratulations<br />
to Douthart and Pearson<br />
halls on winning the Olympics, and a<br />
big thank you to Heather Pierce, the<br />
SHD <strong>of</strong> Maggie and K.K., for contributing<br />
the photos.<br />
Have questions, comments or<br />
suggestions? Email me at ashcpublications@gmail.com.<br />
I’d love to hear from<br />
you.<br />
The All Scholarship<br />
Hall Council on<br />
@KU<strong>schol</strong>halls<br />
and @kuashc<br />
In this issue<br />
A message from the president..... 3<br />
Rieger hall report........................ 3<br />
Pearson hall report...................... 4<br />
Margaret Amini hall report.......... 5<br />
Cleaning up the <strong>schol</strong> halls.......... 5<br />
Battenfeld hall report.................. 6<br />
Sellards hall report...................... 6<br />
Grace Pearson hall report............ 7<br />
Moving into the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.. 7<br />
Douthart hall report.................... 8<br />
Krehbiel hall report..................... 9<br />
Stephenson hall report................ 9<br />
Miller hall report......................... 10<br />
Watkins hall report...................... 10<br />
Give back to your community...... 11<br />
Love in the <strong>schol</strong> halls.................. 12<br />
On the cover<br />
Katy Rothfelder, a freshman from Douthart, shows o� the trash she<br />
found on Alumni Place. About 60 students from the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls<br />
took di�erent routes walking down to Massachusetts Street, picking<br />
up litter alongside the sidewalk on the way. The groups reconvened<br />
at 3 Spoons, where they were given a discount on their frozen yogurt<br />
for their e�orts. The event was planned by R. J. Zeiler, the ASHC<br />
Environmental Chair, and Caleb Hall, the ASHC Community Service<br />
Chair, and their respective committees.<br />
This publication is brought to you by:<br />
The Schol Haller is produced by the<br />
publications chair <strong>of</strong> the All Scholarship<br />
Hall Council from the <strong>University</strong><br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>Kansas</strong>. It is a medium <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />
hall students may turn to for information<br />
about their community and use<br />
for distributing information.
A message from the president<br />
The <strong>schol</strong>arship halls should focus on equality, respect and higher education<br />
You may be asking yourself why<br />
I would choose to write about<br />
hazing in this edition <strong>of</strong> the Schol<br />
Haller. When Elizabeth Miller Watkins<br />
donated the lands and funds necessary<br />
to build Watkins Hall in 1926, she did<br />
so in order to create a community where<br />
women would have the opportunity for<br />
equality, respect and higher education.<br />
Even though much has changed in our<br />
community since then, these ideals still<br />
hold true. Hazing is not simply a “Greek<br />
problem,” it is an issue with the entire<br />
campus community and reaches to the<br />
RIEGER<br />
By Dayona Nett<br />
President <strong>of</strong> ASHC<br />
By Kirsten Marples<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Rieger<br />
Greetings from Rieger!<br />
Classes are well underway<br />
and many events have been<br />
planned. �e women <strong>of</strong> Rieger have<br />
truly bonded these last couple <strong>of</strong><br />
weeks, and this year is proving to be<br />
one for the record books.<br />
We have had our annual Flava<br />
Night, Traditions Night, and Dad’s<br />
Weekend. Flava Night is one <strong>of</strong><br />
the �rst events we put on to get to<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship halls. I am very thankful that<br />
the All Scholarship Hall Council had the<br />
opportunity to recognize National Hazing<br />
Prevention Week on Sept. 19-23 by participating<br />
in campus events and hosting a<br />
program for the community.<br />
I attended the Novak Institute for<br />
Hazing Prevention this summer and<br />
learned several<br />
surprising things.<br />
National studies<br />
indicate that more<br />
than half <strong>of</strong> students<br />
involved in student<br />
organizations and<br />
teams experience<br />
hazing, including<br />
members <strong>of</strong> athletic teams, those in Greek<br />
communities, club sports, performing arts<br />
and academic clubs. An even more alarming<br />
fact is that nationwide, many students<br />
who have experienced hazing did not<br />
consider themselves to have been hazed<br />
and 95 percent <strong>of</strong> college students who<br />
said they were hazed did not report it.<br />
“Hazing is not simply a ‘Greek<br />
problem,’ it is an issue with the<br />
entire campus community and<br />
reaches to the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.”<br />
know one another. Riegerettes open<br />
up their doors and share a night <strong>of</strong><br />
community bonding over delectable<br />
ice cream with di�erent toppings<br />
in each room. Traditions Night this<br />
year was Jeop-<br />
ardy themed.<br />
Included were<br />
details about<br />
Rieger’s history,<br />
KU trivia and<br />
an interesting<br />
fact about each<br />
woman <strong>of</strong> the<br />
hall. It was an exciting, entertaining<br />
way to get to know more about the<br />
place we all call home.<br />
We also just had our annual<br />
Dad’s Weekend. Rieger dads were<br />
invited to come spend the weekend<br />
with their daughters: playing<br />
games, having a barbeque, and at-<br />
Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 3<br />
We don’t o�en talk about hazing in<br />
the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls but I quickly learned<br />
through my experience as ASHC President<br />
this year that the unhealthy behaviors<br />
that constitute hazing are present<br />
in some <strong>of</strong> our community’s traditions.<br />
I know this not only through my own<br />
personal experiences but from testimo-<br />
nies from other<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship hall<br />
residents. Help me<br />
to prevent hazing in<br />
the <strong>schol</strong>arship hall<br />
community so that<br />
we can truly provide<br />
a safe and healthy<br />
environment for our<br />
residents that re�ects our community<br />
ideals <strong>of</strong> equality, respect and higher<br />
education.<br />
Start a new tradition. Stop Hazing. To<br />
learn more about hazing and how you can<br />
get involved with campus initiatives, visit<br />
www.preventhazing.ku.edu.<br />
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tending the football game together.<br />
It is a great opportunity for us to<br />
show our dads around campus and<br />
get a little taste <strong>of</strong> home while the<br />
�rst round <strong>of</strong> exams is pushing<br />
our comfort<br />
“The women <strong>of</strong> Rieger have<br />
truly bonded these last couple <strong>of</strong><br />
weeks, and this year is proving to<br />
be one for the record books.”<br />
levels.<br />
Our<br />
goals this<br />
year include<br />
increasing<br />
our number<br />
<strong>of</strong> community<br />
service<br />
hours and focusing on educational<br />
programming. Our executive board<br />
is working hard to make these<br />
things happen, and our new women<br />
are making us proud. If you’re in<br />
the neighborhood, stop by and say<br />
hi!
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PEARSON<br />
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By Jon Samp<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Pearson<br />
Walking through the hallowed<br />
halls <strong>of</strong> Pearson,<br />
I have noticed a certain<br />
silence that I have never heard here<br />
before.<br />
Yes, doors are still open and a<br />
mix <strong>of</strong> Taylor Swi� and Blink-182<br />
is still blaring from people’s<br />
rooms, but there is a fundamental<br />
sound that<br />
is missing. Almost<br />
like when the power<br />
goes out and the<br />
refrigerator ceases<br />
to make that<br />
comforting hum<br />
that becomes<br />
so internalized,<br />
you suddenly<br />
feel empty when<br />
it stops.<br />
�is all goes<br />
back to seven<br />
years ago when<br />
Pearson purchased a<br />
larger-than-life snow<br />
globe that has been<br />
running ever since.<br />
Frosty the Snowman<br />
has a place in many <strong>of</strong><br />
our hearts, and over<br />
the years he has become<br />
a well-established<br />
member <strong>of</strong> our family.<br />
MISSING:<br />
Recently, however, there has<br />
been turmoil whether to retire our<br />
hall mascot. He does put a smile<br />
on our face when we try to squeeze<br />
past the big<br />
guy every<br />
morning<br />
to get to<br />
the Lucky<br />
Charms,<br />
but on the other hand, he is<br />
patched with a combination <strong>of</strong> duct<br />
and scotch tape to keep his globe<br />
from de�ating.<br />
Posters have been going up<br />
around the hall stating “Don’t pull<br />
the plug” while others want Frosty<br />
to be retired to preserve his dignity.<br />
�e argument has morphed<br />
into one <strong>of</strong><br />
the most se-<br />
“Who would do such a thing? And a rious debates<br />
I have ever<br />
better question, how could you?”<br />
seen in my<br />
years here in<br />
the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.<br />
One day I returned from work<br />
a little bit chilly, and all I wanted<br />
was the warmth <strong>of</strong> a big in�atable<br />
snowman, when I came to �nd that<br />
he has vanished!<br />
No more sounds <strong>of</strong> his rumbling<br />
motor and the snow �akes<br />
in his globe bouncing o� his<br />
plastic world. Who would<br />
do such a thing? And a<br />
better question, how<br />
could you?<br />
It is unclear to<br />
me whether we<br />
will ever �nd our<br />
Frosty again, but<br />
let it be known<br />
that whoever<br />
you are that has<br />
stolen our friend,<br />
our brother: You<br />
can never steal the<br />
idea <strong>of</strong> Frosty.<br />
Frosty is not just<br />
a conglomeration <strong>of</strong><br />
plastic, polyester, and<br />
bean-bag pellets sewed<br />
together into a happy<br />
snowman. He is a tradition<br />
<strong>of</strong> Pearson and<br />
his spirit will forever<br />
wander the halls <strong>of</strong> this<br />
building.<br />
Frosty the snowman snow globe<br />
Contact Pearson with information
MARGARET AMINI<br />
The women <strong>of</strong> Maggie have<br />
gotten the semester o� to a<br />
great start with our �rst intrahall<br />
event, planned by social chairs<br />
Jennifer Garren and Jessica Dailey.<br />
In early September, the women held<br />
their �rst old-school slumber party.<br />
�at night, the girls arrived in the<br />
common room with pajamas and<br />
stu�ed animals, ready to live it up in<br />
third-grader style.<br />
During the event, Maggieans<br />
enjoyed classic slumber party<br />
activities including eating popcorn,<br />
playing board games, dancing to ’90s<br />
pop music and nail-painting skills.<br />
As always, the room was �lled with<br />
laughter and hilarious stories as girls<br />
shared experiences from their �rst<br />
weeks back on campus. �e event<br />
also provided a great chance for new<br />
women to interact with the older<br />
residents and learn more about the<br />
remarkable mix <strong>of</strong> women that call<br />
Margaret Amini their home.<br />
By R.J. Zeiler<br />
ASHC Environmental Chair<br />
By Emily Schapker<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini<br />
Later in September, Maggie<br />
also held a program called the New<br />
Women Dinner �eater, in which<br />
they discussed the exciting experience<br />
<strong>of</strong> living with roommates. �e<br />
program is designed to teach new<br />
residents how to handle disagreements<br />
with roommates appropriately<br />
before situations get out <strong>of</strong> control.<br />
At Dinner �eater, the women<br />
enjoy tasty desserts while the<br />
president, proctor, and FBM act<br />
out comedic skits that represent<br />
Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 5<br />
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As the ASHC Environmental Chair,<br />
it’s my responsibility to monitor the<br />
e�ect our <strong>schol</strong>arship hall community<br />
has on the natural environment.<br />
�ings like recycling initiatives, energy<br />
conservation e�orts, neighborhood clean-<br />
Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />
Women <strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini huddle to work out a game plan for the water balloon toss during the<br />
Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year. The hall placed second in the Olympics.<br />
ups, and even tree plantings originate from<br />
my desk.<br />
So far this year, our environmental<br />
committee has collaborated with the community<br />
service committee to organize a<br />
trash pickup event starting at the Chancellor’s<br />
Fountain and ending at 3 Spoons Frozen<br />
Yogurt on Massachusetts Street, a total<br />
<strong>of</strong> 1.2 miles. On Sept. 23, our group <strong>of</strong><br />
residents cleaned up blocks <strong>of</strong> Louisiana,<br />
Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky and Vermont<br />
streets. �e event was a great success!<br />
Keep an eye out for future cleanups<br />
like this on campus and other environ-<br />
common roommate problems. �e<br />
girls then get to discuss how the<br />
situations could be handled better<br />
and why it is important to address<br />
the issues. �e night turned out to<br />
be a lot <strong>of</strong> fun and gave the new<br />
women a chance to learn from the<br />
experience <strong>of</strong> older residents. We<br />
look forward to hosting more fun<br />
events like this throughout the year,<br />
building the Maggie community and<br />
having a blast with the lovely ladies<br />
<strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini Hall.<br />
Cleaning up the <strong>schol</strong> halls<br />
mental events planned in the <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />
hall community.<br />
In the meantime, though, I’ll leave<br />
you with a friendly reminder to always<br />
shut out your lights and electronics when<br />
you’re not using them, make an e�ort to<br />
conserve your water, and recycle everything<br />
you can. We’re working closely with<br />
the KU Center for Sustainability to make<br />
the entire KU campus a more environmentally-friendly<br />
place, and it’s the individual<br />
contributions by each and every <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />
hall resident that can help us to make<br />
a huge impact.
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BATTENFELD<br />
SELLARDS<br />
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By Joel Haug<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Battenfeld<br />
It is hard to believe that<br />
we are already well into<br />
the fall semester here at<br />
Battenfeld Scholarship Hall,<br />
but at the same time, there<br />
has been so much going<br />
on around campus and the<br />
hall that it makes sense that<br />
time seems to be going by so<br />
quickly. It is always amazing<br />
for me to see how fast the<br />
old and the new members<br />
<strong>of</strong> our community come<br />
together with each new year<br />
to form a truly home-like<br />
atmosphere.<br />
Sharing meals together,<br />
playing games together<br />
throughout the hall, throwing<br />
the disc or football on<br />
the front lawn, participating<br />
in intramural sports on<br />
campus, or simply leaving<br />
our doors open to encour-<br />
By Charlotte Davis<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Sellards<br />
Intelligence agents have recently<br />
made signi�cant headway<br />
regarding the Hot Water Crisis<br />
at Sellards Scholarship Hall. Interviews<br />
with wary residents, have been<br />
largely inconclusive, but valuable<br />
new intel has surfaced. Following is a<br />
journal entry from one such survivor.<br />
age community building<br />
are all common events that<br />
make Battenfeld a great<br />
place to experience college.<br />
We were pleased to be<br />
among the top three �nishers<br />
in the annual Schol-Hall<br />
Olympics at the beginning<br />
<strong>of</strong> the semester in what<br />
turned out to be a competitive<br />
and close contest all the<br />
way through the week until<br />
the �nal tug-<strong>of</strong>-war event.<br />
We are looking forward to<br />
participating in other interhall<br />
activities throughout<br />
the semester and, in particular,<br />
our very own Casino<br />
Night.<br />
�is Battenfeld event is<br />
perhaps the oldest <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />
hall social event and<br />
promises to be a fun night<br />
<strong>of</strong> dancing, playing casino<br />
games and hanging out. Although<br />
it feels as though the<br />
year has just begun, I know<br />
that my last year here at Battenfeld<br />
will be over all too<br />
soon, and I look forward<br />
to seeing what the coming<br />
months have in store for<br />
our hall!<br />
DAY 1<br />
Went to take a shower. Waited<br />
for water to warm up, nothing<br />
happened. Similar reports from my<br />
fellows. I fear for the future.<br />
DAY 4<br />
Haven’t showered since the<br />
Incident. �en went to brush my<br />
teeth this morning and found the<br />
water was scalding. Cannot taste<br />
anything, but will shower immediately.<br />
�ere is an air <strong>of</strong> celebration<br />
about the hall.<br />
DAY 5<br />
�e hot water is gone again. Our<br />
basement is �ooded as well. �ey<br />
tell me we are waiting for a new part<br />
Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />
Sam Voelker, a sophomore from Battenfeld, reaches to catch a water<br />
balloon during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year.<br />
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for our water heater. May take eight<br />
weeks. We are resorting to shaving<br />
with water from our co�ee pots.<br />
DAY 6<br />
�e hot water was back for an<br />
hour. Roommates and I missed it.<br />
Fate is toying with us, and winter is<br />
closing in. Growing desperate.<br />
DAY 8<br />
�e hot water has been back for<br />
more than 24 hours. Basement is all<br />
dried out. Roommates are carefully<br />
optimistic, but I remain cautious.<br />
One day my children will know I<br />
survived the Hot Water Crisis <strong>of</strong> ’11.<br />
If indeed it is over.
GRACE PEARSON<br />
By Andy Connolly<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Grace Pearson<br />
If there is one thing that I’m most<br />
proud <strong>of</strong> for being Grace Pearson’s<br />
Scholarship Hall president,<br />
is the crucial fact that we’re ready to<br />
take on the Zombie Apocalypse.<br />
Since our freshmen year, we<br />
have been trained to know how to<br />
respond intelligently to a zombie<br />
outbreak. �rough rigorous studying<br />
and daily practice, we �ne tune our<br />
skills in all walks <strong>of</strong> life, from handto-hand<br />
combat, to handling melee<br />
weapons, to rationing our food.<br />
We also watch, discuss and debate<br />
over certain famous documentaries<br />
about zombie outbreaks such as<br />
“Dawn <strong>of</strong> the Dead,” “Day <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Dead,” “Return <strong>of</strong> the Living Dead,”<br />
“Shaun <strong>of</strong> the Dead” and, <strong>of</strong> course,<br />
“Zombieland” (RIP Bill Murray).<br />
We are trained to work together as a<br />
team and not panic when the going<br />
gets tough and the zombies start<br />
breaking through our barrier.<br />
GP itself is one <strong>of</strong> the best halls<br />
built to stand up against the army <strong>of</strong><br />
the dead. Its exterior is solidly built<br />
with most <strong>of</strong> the ground-level windows<br />
have wells right below them<br />
to prevent easy break-ins. �e ro<strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>of</strong> GP is a great spot as well. Serving<br />
both as a prime location for sniping<br />
zombies and for collecting rain in<br />
buckets, the roo�op serves as the<br />
best defensive and o�ensive place in<br />
the hall.<br />
�e only problem with our<br />
zombie survival plan is the lack <strong>of</strong><br />
food. �ough our food pantry is big,<br />
the men <strong>of</strong> GP are hungry beings<br />
that need nourishment to keep the<br />
�ght on. At best, we may be able to<br />
survive one and a half<br />
weeks.<br />
A�er<br />
we eat<br />
the large<br />
can <strong>of</strong><br />
grape jelly<br />
that’s been<br />
sitting on<br />
our shelf<br />
for the past two years,<br />
we’ll probably go down in<br />
an epic, �ght-to-the-last-man battle<br />
with the always-hungry zombies. As<br />
president <strong>of</strong> the hall, I would �nd it<br />
Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 7<br />
Ready for the zombie apocalypse<br />
I<br />
was nervous, I admit. When I �rst entered<br />
the hall, I met a man who loved wearing<br />
an archeologist’s hat … and he is majoring<br />
in geology. All <strong>of</strong> the old men I met were<br />
unique and quirky, and yet within just one<br />
day I already felt like GP was a home away<br />
from home. Coming to college, I was worried<br />
about conforming and having to blend<br />
in, but at this <strong>schol</strong> hall there is none <strong>of</strong> that<br />
stu�. I don’t have to drink everyday so people<br />
will hang out with me: �ey like me for who<br />
I am. Every man at GP adds to the diverse<br />
stew. Also, it helps that a fourth <strong>of</strong> us rock an<br />
accent.<br />
�ere is nowhere I would rather<br />
stay. �e <strong>schol</strong> hall community is a<br />
diverse group and includes people<br />
from every way <strong>of</strong> life, making<br />
it easy to �nd a new group <strong>of</strong><br />
friends. From serenading the girls<br />
with, “Why do you build me up”<br />
to playing a fruitless game <strong>of</strong><br />
basketball, there is so<br />
much to do, and so<br />
much fun to be had. I<br />
suppose that the only<br />
thing to worry about is a<br />
zombie apocalypse.<br />
a great honor to �ght with my men<br />
until my very last breath.<br />
But as I am writing this, the<br />
zombocalypse has yet to arrive.<br />
While we wait and continue to<br />
prepare ourselves for the day the<br />
dead will walk the earth, we invite<br />
you to our Cereal Night, which is<br />
every �ursday at midnight. �ere<br />
we serve home-baked donuts, apple<br />
fritters, cinnamon rolls, pancakes,<br />
cookies and other tasty breakfast<br />
food. We, the men <strong>of</strong> Grace Pearson,<br />
would thoroughly enjoy your company<br />
and presence<br />
and hope to see<br />
you there.<br />
Remember:<br />
always double<br />
tap.<br />
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By a new man from GP
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By Kristen Meier<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Douthart<br />
Greetings from Douthart!<br />
We are getting back<br />
into the swing <strong>of</strong> things<br />
and everyone at Douthart is �nding<br />
their stride. We started o� the year<br />
strong with a lot <strong>of</strong> hall bonding<br />
through the Schol-Hall Olympics,<br />
but it hasn’t stopped there. Whether<br />
it’s volunteering for Jubilee Café,<br />
buying cupcakes to bene�t the<br />
Lawrence Hunger Project (delicious<br />
and philanthropic<br />
— double<br />
yum!), or<br />
just hanging<br />
out watching<br />
movies, the life <strong>of</strong> a Douthartian<br />
is never a lonely one. If that wasn’t<br />
enough, last weekend the Douthart<br />
dames made the trek to the Adams<br />
Challenge Course where they participated<br />
in a number <strong>of</strong> crazy teambuilding<br />
activities that included<br />
whales, giant webs, trust falls, and<br />
even green chickens. But remember,<br />
what happens in the forest stays in<br />
the forest. �ere’s plenty more to<br />
look forward to whether it be Floor<br />
Parties, Sun-<br />
�re Cermanic<br />
trips, or<br />
Romp in the<br />
Hay, just to<br />
name a few,<br />
but there’s always room for more,<br />
so come on down and join us at the<br />
corner <strong>of</strong> 14th and Louisiana streets<br />
— we’re a friendly crew, we promise<br />
you!<br />
“But remember, what happens in the<br />
forest stays in the forest.”<br />
DOUTHART ������������������<br />
Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />
Shelby Ferguson, a sophomore from Watkins, drives past Sarah Parrish, a sophomore from Douthart, during the women’s three-on-three basketball tournament for the Schol-<br />
Hall Olympics earlier this year. Douthart won the women’s division <strong>of</strong> the Olympics, while Pearson took �rst in the men’s division.
KREHBIEL<br />
STEPHENSON Krehbiel<br />
Forming a brotherhood<br />
By Ali Zaidi<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Krehbiel<br />
is newman city. Seriously,<br />
by my last count, Krehbiel<br />
is currently harboring<br />
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By Patrick Grant<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Stephenson<br />
Things in Stephenson are going<br />
great this year. We have a great<br />
group <strong>of</strong> guys who are getting<br />
26 new men. While this does create<br />
a certain level <strong>of</strong> controlled chaos<br />
as far as the shi�s are concerned, I’d<br />
rather dwell on the rare opportunity<br />
it presents instead.<br />
Just think about it. �at is 26<br />
slightly discom�ted men searching<br />
for friendship, wisdom, and brotherhood<br />
(OK, most <strong>of</strong> them are probably<br />
searching for somebody to play<br />
Call <strong>of</strong> Duty with, but I digress). At<br />
Krehbiel, the goal for the old men is<br />
to acclimate and Krehbielize the new<br />
men as thoroughly and quickly as<br />
involved in everything from community<br />
service to intramurals. It was<br />
an awesome sight to see when for the<br />
�rst time since I had lived in Stephenson<br />
there was a uni�ed e�ort to compete<br />
in the Schol Hall Olympics. We<br />
had our �rst couple <strong>of</strong> movie nights<br />
which were successful and I would<br />
encourage people to continue attending.<br />
Here at Stephenson are door is<br />
always open and people are always<br />
around hanging out. Feel free to stop<br />
by, we relish the opportunity to meet<br />
people from the other halls.<br />
possible.<br />
We are learning about each<br />
other, and during this process, the<br />
foundations <strong>of</strong> a rock solid brotherhood<br />
are being formed. Needless<br />
to say, it is an exciting time to be a<br />
Krehbiel man — new man and old<br />
man alike.<br />
In other news, our cappuccino<br />
machine has been modi�ed to produce<br />
piping hot, delicious mashed<br />
potatoes … on tap. Come try some.<br />
Seriously. Do it.<br />
See your<br />
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Send photos to<br />
ashcpublications@gmail.com.<br />
Chow down<br />
Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />
Scholarship hall students race to �nish their<br />
plate �rst at the watermelon eating contest<br />
during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this<br />
year. Douthart took �rst overall in the women’s<br />
division, while Pearson took �rst overall in the<br />
men’s division.
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MILLER<br />
WATKINS<br />
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By Melanie Remp<br />
President <strong>of</strong> Miller<br />
Hello from Miller! I don’t<br />
know if it’s just me, but the<br />
�rst month <strong>of</strong> school sure<br />
went fast. Although Miller hasn’t<br />
had any events this semester, our<br />
With 24 new women, none<br />
<strong>of</strong> the returning residents<br />
knew quite what to expect<br />
regarding the hall’s atmosphere this<br />
year. I’m pleased to say that our new<br />
women have amazed us all with their<br />
enthusiasm and energy, which has<br />
made the beginning <strong>of</strong> the year a blast.<br />
A�er all <strong>of</strong> the excitement died<br />
down from Hawk Week, the excite-<br />
fabulous women have been keeping<br />
busy and social during this �rst<br />
month. We started o� our year by<br />
welcoming 19 amazing new women<br />
on move in day and personally<br />
I couldn’t be happier with how<br />
awesome they are!<br />
Almost every Tuesday we celebrate<br />
our love for Sylas and Maddy’s<br />
with whoever wants to go by walking<br />
down to Massachusetts Street and<br />
enjoying two-for Tuesdays. We also<br />
recently had a group go around and<br />
serenade the guys’ halls. It was fun<br />
for all, but I think the guys enjoyed it<br />
mainly because we had candy! Other<br />
happenings around Miller include<br />
ment in Watkins was just beginning.<br />
We kicked o� the year with a candlelighting.<br />
Congratulations to Kate Nusz,<br />
who will be getting married in the<br />
summer <strong>of</strong> 2012!<br />
In early September, we had the annual<br />
New Women Dinner and Tribute<br />
Night to teach the new women more<br />
about our Alumnae group, Kitchen<br />
8, and our founder, Elizabeth Miller<br />
Watkins. In addition to our usual<br />
special guests “Lizzie” and “Jabez,” we<br />
were also thrilled to have Chancellor<br />
Bernadette Gray-Little and Rep. TerriLois<br />
Gregory join us this year.<br />
�e highlight <strong>of</strong> the evening was<br />
being presented an o�cial certi�cate <strong>of</strong><br />
recognition from the <strong>Kansas</strong> House <strong>of</strong><br />
Representatives in honor <strong>of</strong> Elizabeth<br />
Miller Watkins for creating the �rst<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship hall. It was a great way to<br />
close the year <strong>of</strong> her 150 th birthday.<br />
some game nights, movie nights at<br />
Stephenson and <strong>of</strong> course Lupi Day<br />
at Pearson and Cereal Night at GP<br />
on �ursdays. Also at Miller we’re<br />
celebrating our 75th year (I know,<br />
we’re old) and we couldn’t be more<br />
thankful to Elizabeth Miller Watkins<br />
for the gi� <strong>of</strong> Miller, the wonderful<br />
alumni we have, and all the current<br />
women we have that make Miller the<br />
great place that it is.<br />
Keep your eye out for our<br />
Murder Mystery Dinner in the fall<br />
and other smaller events we’ll have<br />
throughout the year. I hope everyone<br />
is having a great semester! Rock<br />
Chalk and Miller love!<br />
Honoring Lizzie’s 150th birthday<br />
By Lisa Curran<br />
ASHC Publications Chair<br />
Watkins women stop for a hall photo after Traditions Night during Hawk Week.<br />
In other news, we are pleased<br />
to have our new SHD Travis Bowles<br />
with us this year. If you see him, make<br />
sure and ask him about his out�t for<br />
Rieger’s ’80s dance. Sophomores Hadley<br />
Sis and Meghan Paulson picked it<br />
out. It was quite the get-up.<br />
It is almost time for our �rst<br />
community dinner <strong>of</strong> the year. Our<br />
food board manager, senior Emily Sis,<br />
always does a great job picking out the<br />
menu. �is year, she has organized<br />
a Kitchen Olympics for each <strong>of</strong> the<br />
seven kitchens to compete in. Our �rst<br />
Olympic game is Cupcake Wars! And<br />
if you have ever seen our women bake,<br />
well, it’s going to be an intense (and<br />
tasty!) competition.<br />
We are also beginning to plan<br />
our annual Heaven and Hell party for<br />
Halloween. I hope you all will be able<br />
to join us!<br />
LISA CURRAN/ SCHOL HALLER
Give back to your community<br />
By Caleb Hall<br />
ASHC Community Service Chair<br />
By this time in the semester your<br />
respective hall’s Community Service<br />
Chair has promoted some volunteer<br />
opportunities, and I can tell that several<br />
halls are already eager to be crowned the<br />
Community Service Hall <strong>of</strong> the Year.<br />
Unfortunately, if the past years patterns<br />
hold, those who have performed<br />
community service so far will continue<br />
to do so while those who haven’t yet will<br />
probably not by the end <strong>of</strong> the semester or<br />
even the school year. I hope this article can<br />
break some <strong>of</strong> those tendencies.<br />
First we must ask why we should do<br />
community service. Scholarship hall residents<br />
like ourselves have obviously worked<br />
hard, possibly volunteering in high school,<br />
or we wouldn’t be here. So we deserve take<br />
a little break right? Wrong.<br />
�e Lawrence homeless shelter is<br />
currently full, Douglas County’s natural<br />
wonders like the Kaw River Valley and<br />
Wakarusa Wetlands are littered with the<br />
results <strong>of</strong> last weekend’s excursions, there<br />
is a growing need to help local schools as<br />
they are instituting gardening initiatives,<br />
and many children are searching for a role<br />
model through organizations like the Boys<br />
and Girls Club and the Big Brothers/ Big<br />
Sisters program. �ere are many more local<br />
needs.<br />
Meanwhile, a �rst- or second-year<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship hall resident need not necessarily<br />
leave campus at all as food, room<br />
and companionship are all provided in this<br />
community. We are extremely privileged<br />
in this regard, and therefore there is an<br />
ethical imperative to provide community<br />
service.<br />
�ere may be times in your life when<br />
you may need to rely on the kindness <strong>of</strong><br />
others, or even realize the real worth <strong>of</strong><br />
food and water as you worry about how to<br />
get it. I certainly hope I am wrong in that<br />
regard and that none <strong>of</strong> you have to face<br />
hardship like that. But the chance is still<br />
there and just like you would want help, so<br />
too should you help others now while you<br />
are in a position to do so.<br />
A common response to this stance<br />
is that there are already outreach and<br />
philanthropy programs that help those<br />
people. Our help is either inconsequential<br />
to solving social problems in comparison<br />
or just not needed.<br />
To that reasoning I ask, “Where did<br />
those service organizations come from?”<br />
�ey came about because <strong>of</strong> hardworking,<br />
dedicated individuals wanting to help.<br />
�ere is no economic drive for<br />
community service<br />
organizations; there<br />
is a humanitarian<br />
wish for them to exist<br />
because they are some<br />
<strong>of</strong> the only means <strong>of</strong><br />
change. Relying solely<br />
on capitalistic or free<br />
market mechanisms will always leave some<br />
groups impoverished or disenfranchised,<br />
but community service acts as a balance to<br />
feed the hungry, teach the uneducated, and<br />
�x other market failures.<br />
I want to express again that by being<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship hall residents you are already<br />
proven men and women <strong>of</strong> character with<br />
strong work ethics, and I don’t want to<br />
disregard or demean that in any way.<br />
Many students have astounding time<br />
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Emily Ferbezar, a sophmore from Douthart, picks up trash during a community service and environmental event on<br />
Sept. 23. A group <strong>of</strong> about 60 gathered to clean up litter on the walk down to 3 Spoons to get frozen yogurt.<br />
“Whatever you decide to do,<br />
just remember the reasons<br />
why we should all give back.”<br />
commitments that prevent them from<br />
giving back to the community regularly,<br />
which is understandable. What I am saying<br />
is that you do not forget the importance <strong>of</strong><br />
community service and perform it while<br />
you can to provide the greatest happiness<br />
for those in need.<br />
So wake up early that one day <strong>of</strong> the<br />
week to serve breakfast for the homeless,<br />
work at the conveniently located Campus<br />
Garden to feed the hungry, spend some<br />
time at an animal shelter bonding with<br />
mistreated animals, clean up the local<br />
parks, or �nd some<br />
other way to serve the<br />
community that interests<br />
and drives you.<br />
I highly recommend<br />
the alternative<br />
break programs which<br />
will take you to various<br />
places around the country, teaching<br />
about socio-economic problems you may<br />
not have contact with otherwise. �ough<br />
the alternative breaks may not count for<br />
hours in the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls’ competition,<br />
it can still be a life altering experience.<br />
Whatever you decide to do, just<br />
remember the reasons why we should all<br />
give back.
LOVE<br />
“A friend <strong>of</strong> mine in my<br />
<strong>schol</strong>arship hall has been<br />
crushing on a girl in a<br />
neighboring hall. I’ve tried<br />
several times to get her to<br />
notice him, but nothing has<br />
worked. My good intentions<br />
appear to have many holes<br />
in them. What can I do to<br />
help my friend?”<br />
WE WANT<br />
TO HEAR<br />
FROM YOU!<br />
Submit love questions,<br />
Crawford chatter and<br />
articles to the Schol Haller<br />
on the ASHC website.<br />
http://groups.ku.edu/~ashc<br />
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It can be very challenging and stressful<br />
to hook someone up with one <strong>of</strong><br />
our friends. Sometimes we do not<br />
quite know where the boundaries are<br />
or how to best help out, and our intentions<br />
can sometimes actually hurt the<br />
chances for this relationship to blossom<br />
and grow. One <strong>of</strong> the best strategies I<br />
can advise for you is the “wingman”<br />
model.<br />
First, your friend should realize<br />
that he needs to seize the reins and<br />
take the lead on attracting this girl. His<br />
best weapon is to be the one actively<br />
engaging her and being assertive and<br />
con�dent without being arrogant.<br />
During your own interactions with<br />
this girl, be sure to play up some <strong>of</strong> his<br />
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Be a good wingman<br />
positive attributes, without sounding<br />
like you are trying to sell a piece <strong>of</strong><br />
meat. When you happen to be around<br />
when your friend and his crush are<br />
together, learn to read the terrain and<br />
determine when you need to enter the<br />
conversation and keep it going or when<br />
to stay quiet and let things happen.<br />
Along those same lines, make sure<br />
you are not trying to be overly ambitious.<br />
Well thought out plans to make<br />
someone “look good” can sometimes<br />
back�re horrendously. Women can be<br />
really good at spotting “wingmen.” You<br />
need to make sure that the spotlight is<br />
on him, and keep his con�dence high.<br />
Best <strong>of</strong> luck to you and your<br />
friend.<br />
The Schol Haller’s relationship advice columnist is not a pr<strong>of</strong>essional.<br />
Stretching it out<br />
Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />
Men from K.K. Amini stretch out before competing in tug-<strong>of</strong>-war during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year.