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SCHOL<br />

HALLER<br />

THE NEWSLETTER OF THE SCHOLARSHIP HALLS : : FALL 2011<br />

Have you seen Frosty?<br />

The Pearson snow globe<br />

has gone missing<br />

PAGE 4<br />

GP ready for a<br />

zombie apocalypse<br />

PAGE 7


Page 2 | Fall 2011 | Schol Haller<br />

A note from the editor<br />

By Lisa Curran<br />

ASHC Publications Chair<br />

Thanks for reading the �rst Schol<br />

Haller <strong>of</strong> the year! I’m really<br />

excited for this issue.<br />

As you may notice, the Schol Haller<br />

has a few new sections this year. �e<br />

�rst, located right below this article, is<br />

Crawford chatter, which features funny<br />

things students say in and around the<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship halls. �is section is what<br />

you all make it. So send me your chatter<br />

by going to the Schol Haller section<br />

<strong>of</strong> the ASHC website and clicking<br />

Crawford chatter<br />

Oh the things heard around the <strong>schol</strong> halls<br />

“What do they speak in Italy? Italian?<br />

Is that a language?”<br />

What are YOU gonna be extinct<br />

about?<br />

We need a drunk guy to come crawl<br />

around in our bushes.<br />

I’ve done things in my car that just<br />

should not be done in a car.<br />

(studying ethics) Man, this class just<br />

asks too many hard questions.<br />

... and so I just felt obligated to make<br />

out with him.<br />

on “Submit an article.” Want to be<br />

anonymous? Not a problem. Just put<br />

“Crawford chatter” in spots reserved for<br />

the name and hall <strong>of</strong> the submitter.<br />

Additionally, Love in the <strong>schol</strong><br />

halls (page 12) is replacing Dear Hott<br />

Henry and Juicy John. But don’t worry;<br />

the Schol Haller’s advice columnist<br />

will still answer all <strong>of</strong> your love-related<br />

questions.<br />

Also in this issue, you will notice a<br />

few Schol-Hall Olympics photos. Congratulations<br />

to Douthart and Pearson<br />

halls on winning the Olympics, and a<br />

big thank you to Heather Pierce, the<br />

SHD <strong>of</strong> Maggie and K.K., for contributing<br />

the photos.<br />

Have questions, comments or<br />

suggestions? Email me at ashcpublications@gmail.com.<br />

I’d love to hear from<br />

you.<br />

The All Scholarship<br />

Hall Council on<br />

@KU<strong>schol</strong>halls<br />

and @kuashc<br />

In this issue<br />

A message from the president..... 3<br />

Rieger hall report........................ 3<br />

Pearson hall report...................... 4<br />

Margaret Amini hall report.......... 5<br />

Cleaning up the <strong>schol</strong> halls.......... 5<br />

Battenfeld hall report.................. 6<br />

Sellards hall report...................... 6<br />

Grace Pearson hall report............ 7<br />

Moving into the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.. 7<br />

Douthart hall report.................... 8<br />

Krehbiel hall report..................... 9<br />

Stephenson hall report................ 9<br />

Miller hall report......................... 10<br />

Watkins hall report...................... 10<br />

Give back to your community...... 11<br />

Love in the <strong>schol</strong> halls.................. 12<br />

On the cover<br />

Katy Rothfelder, a freshman from Douthart, shows o� the trash she<br />

found on Alumni Place. About 60 students from the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls<br />

took di�erent routes walking down to Massachusetts Street, picking<br />

up litter alongside the sidewalk on the way. The groups reconvened<br />

at 3 Spoons, where they were given a discount on their frozen yogurt<br />

for their e�orts. The event was planned by R. J. Zeiler, the ASHC<br />

Environmental Chair, and Caleb Hall, the ASHC Community Service<br />

Chair, and their respective committees.<br />

This publication is brought to you by:<br />

The Schol Haller is produced by the<br />

publications chair <strong>of</strong> the All Scholarship<br />

Hall Council from the <strong>University</strong><br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>Kansas</strong>. It is a medium <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />

hall students may turn to for information<br />

about their community and use<br />

for distributing information.


A message from the president<br />

The <strong>schol</strong>arship halls should focus on equality, respect and higher education<br />

You may be asking yourself why<br />

I would choose to write about<br />

hazing in this edition <strong>of</strong> the Schol<br />

Haller. When Elizabeth Miller Watkins<br />

donated the lands and funds necessary<br />

to build Watkins Hall in 1926, she did<br />

so in order to create a community where<br />

women would have the opportunity for<br />

equality, respect and higher education.<br />

Even though much has changed in our<br />

community since then, these ideals still<br />

hold true. Hazing is not simply a “Greek<br />

problem,” it is an issue with the entire<br />

campus community and reaches to the<br />

RIEGER<br />

By Dayona Nett<br />

President <strong>of</strong> ASHC<br />

By Kirsten Marples<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Rieger<br />

Greetings from Rieger!<br />

Classes are well underway<br />

and many events have been<br />

planned. �e women <strong>of</strong> Rieger have<br />

truly bonded these last couple <strong>of</strong><br />

weeks, and this year is proving to be<br />

one for the record books.<br />

We have had our annual Flava<br />

Night, Traditions Night, and Dad’s<br />

Weekend. Flava Night is one <strong>of</strong><br />

the �rst events we put on to get to<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship halls. I am very thankful that<br />

the All Scholarship Hall Council had the<br />

opportunity to recognize National Hazing<br />

Prevention Week on Sept. 19-23 by participating<br />

in campus events and hosting a<br />

program for the community.<br />

I attended the Novak Institute for<br />

Hazing Prevention this summer and<br />

learned several<br />

surprising things.<br />

National studies<br />

indicate that more<br />

than half <strong>of</strong> students<br />

involved in student<br />

organizations and<br />

teams experience<br />

hazing, including<br />

members <strong>of</strong> athletic teams, those in Greek<br />

communities, club sports, performing arts<br />

and academic clubs. An even more alarming<br />

fact is that nationwide, many students<br />

who have experienced hazing did not<br />

consider themselves to have been hazed<br />

and 95 percent <strong>of</strong> college students who<br />

said they were hazed did not report it.<br />

“Hazing is not simply a ‘Greek<br />

problem,’ it is an issue with the<br />

entire campus community and<br />

reaches to the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.”<br />

know one another. Riegerettes open<br />

up their doors and share a night <strong>of</strong><br />

community bonding over delectable<br />

ice cream with di�erent toppings<br />

in each room. Traditions Night this<br />

year was Jeop-<br />

ardy themed.<br />

Included were<br />

details about<br />

Rieger’s history,<br />

KU trivia and<br />

an interesting<br />

fact about each<br />

woman <strong>of</strong> the<br />

hall. It was an exciting, entertaining<br />

way to get to know more about the<br />

place we all call home.<br />

We also just had our annual<br />

Dad’s Weekend. Rieger dads were<br />

invited to come spend the weekend<br />

with their daughters: playing<br />

games, having a barbeque, and at-<br />

Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 3<br />

We don’t o�en talk about hazing in<br />

the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls but I quickly learned<br />

through my experience as ASHC President<br />

this year that the unhealthy behaviors<br />

that constitute hazing are present<br />

in some <strong>of</strong> our community’s traditions.<br />

I know this not only through my own<br />

personal experiences but from testimo-<br />

nies from other<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship hall<br />

residents. Help me<br />

to prevent hazing in<br />

the <strong>schol</strong>arship hall<br />

community so that<br />

we can truly provide<br />

a safe and healthy<br />

environment for our<br />

residents that re�ects our community<br />

ideals <strong>of</strong> equality, respect and higher<br />

education.<br />

Start a new tradition. Stop Hazing. To<br />

learn more about hazing and how you can<br />

get involved with campus initiatives, visit<br />

www.preventhazing.ku.edu.<br />

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tending the football game together.<br />

It is a great opportunity for us to<br />

show our dads around campus and<br />

get a little taste <strong>of</strong> home while the<br />

�rst round <strong>of</strong> exams is pushing<br />

our comfort<br />

“The women <strong>of</strong> Rieger have<br />

truly bonded these last couple <strong>of</strong><br />

weeks, and this year is proving to<br />

be one for the record books.”<br />

levels.<br />

Our<br />

goals this<br />

year include<br />

increasing<br />

our number<br />

<strong>of</strong> community<br />

service<br />

hours and focusing on educational<br />

programming. Our executive board<br />

is working hard to make these<br />

things happen, and our new women<br />

are making us proud. If you’re in<br />

the neighborhood, stop by and say<br />

hi!


Page 4 | Fall 2011 | Schol Haller<br />

PEARSON<br />

�����������������<br />

By Jon Samp<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Pearson<br />

Walking through the hallowed<br />

halls <strong>of</strong> Pearson,<br />

I have noticed a certain<br />

silence that I have never heard here<br />

before.<br />

Yes, doors are still open and a<br />

mix <strong>of</strong> Taylor Swi� and Blink-182<br />

is still blaring from people’s<br />

rooms, but there is a fundamental<br />

sound that<br />

is missing. Almost<br />

like when the power<br />

goes out and the<br />

refrigerator ceases<br />

to make that<br />

comforting hum<br />

that becomes<br />

so internalized,<br />

you suddenly<br />

feel empty when<br />

it stops.<br />

�is all goes<br />

back to seven<br />

years ago when<br />

Pearson purchased a<br />

larger-than-life snow<br />

globe that has been<br />

running ever since.<br />

Frosty the Snowman<br />

has a place in many <strong>of</strong><br />

our hearts, and over<br />

the years he has become<br />

a well-established<br />

member <strong>of</strong> our family.<br />

MISSING:<br />

Recently, however, there has<br />

been turmoil whether to retire our<br />

hall mascot. He does put a smile<br />

on our face when we try to squeeze<br />

past the big<br />

guy every<br />

morning<br />

to get to<br />

the Lucky<br />

Charms,<br />

but on the other hand, he is<br />

patched with a combination <strong>of</strong> duct<br />

and scotch tape to keep his globe<br />

from de�ating.<br />

Posters have been going up<br />

around the hall stating “Don’t pull<br />

the plug” while others want Frosty<br />

to be retired to preserve his dignity.<br />

�e argument has morphed<br />

into one <strong>of</strong><br />

the most se-<br />

“Who would do such a thing? And a rious debates<br />

I have ever<br />

better question, how could you?”<br />

seen in my<br />

years here in<br />

the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls.<br />

One day I returned from work<br />

a little bit chilly, and all I wanted<br />

was the warmth <strong>of</strong> a big in�atable<br />

snowman, when I came to �nd that<br />

he has vanished!<br />

No more sounds <strong>of</strong> his rumbling<br />

motor and the snow �akes<br />

in his globe bouncing o� his<br />

plastic world. Who would<br />

do such a thing? And a<br />

better question, how<br />

could you?<br />

It is unclear to<br />

me whether we<br />

will ever �nd our<br />

Frosty again, but<br />

let it be known<br />

that whoever<br />

you are that has<br />

stolen our friend,<br />

our brother: You<br />

can never steal the<br />

idea <strong>of</strong> Frosty.<br />

Frosty is not just<br />

a conglomeration <strong>of</strong><br />

plastic, polyester, and<br />

bean-bag pellets sewed<br />

together into a happy<br />

snowman. He is a tradition<br />

<strong>of</strong> Pearson and<br />

his spirit will forever<br />

wander the halls <strong>of</strong> this<br />

building.<br />

Frosty the snowman snow globe<br />

Contact Pearson with information


MARGARET AMINI<br />

The women <strong>of</strong> Maggie have<br />

gotten the semester o� to a<br />

great start with our �rst intrahall<br />

event, planned by social chairs<br />

Jennifer Garren and Jessica Dailey.<br />

In early September, the women held<br />

their �rst old-school slumber party.<br />

�at night, the girls arrived in the<br />

common room with pajamas and<br />

stu�ed animals, ready to live it up in<br />

third-grader style.<br />

During the event, Maggieans<br />

enjoyed classic slumber party<br />

activities including eating popcorn,<br />

playing board games, dancing to ’90s<br />

pop music and nail-painting skills.<br />

As always, the room was �lled with<br />

laughter and hilarious stories as girls<br />

shared experiences from their �rst<br />

weeks back on campus. �e event<br />

also provided a great chance for new<br />

women to interact with the older<br />

residents and learn more about the<br />

remarkable mix <strong>of</strong> women that call<br />

Margaret Amini their home.<br />

By R.J. Zeiler<br />

ASHC Environmental Chair<br />

By Emily Schapker<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini<br />

Later in September, Maggie<br />

also held a program called the New<br />

Women Dinner �eater, in which<br />

they discussed the exciting experience<br />

<strong>of</strong> living with roommates. �e<br />

program is designed to teach new<br />

residents how to handle disagreements<br />

with roommates appropriately<br />

before situations get out <strong>of</strong> control.<br />

At Dinner �eater, the women<br />

enjoy tasty desserts while the<br />

president, proctor, and FBM act<br />

out comedic skits that represent<br />

Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 5<br />

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As the ASHC Environmental Chair,<br />

it’s my responsibility to monitor the<br />

e�ect our <strong>schol</strong>arship hall community<br />

has on the natural environment.<br />

�ings like recycling initiatives, energy<br />

conservation e�orts, neighborhood clean-<br />

Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />

Women <strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini huddle to work out a game plan for the water balloon toss during the<br />

Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year. The hall placed second in the Olympics.<br />

ups, and even tree plantings originate from<br />

my desk.<br />

So far this year, our environmental<br />

committee has collaborated with the community<br />

service committee to organize a<br />

trash pickup event starting at the Chancellor’s<br />

Fountain and ending at 3 Spoons Frozen<br />

Yogurt on Massachusetts Street, a total<br />

<strong>of</strong> 1.2 miles. On Sept. 23, our group <strong>of</strong><br />

residents cleaned up blocks <strong>of</strong> Louisiana,<br />

Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky and Vermont<br />

streets. �e event was a great success!<br />

Keep an eye out for future cleanups<br />

like this on campus and other environ-<br />

common roommate problems. �e<br />

girls then get to discuss how the<br />

situations could be handled better<br />

and why it is important to address<br />

the issues. �e night turned out to<br />

be a lot <strong>of</strong> fun and gave the new<br />

women a chance to learn from the<br />

experience <strong>of</strong> older residents. We<br />

look forward to hosting more fun<br />

events like this throughout the year,<br />

building the Maggie community and<br />

having a blast with the lovely ladies<br />

<strong>of</strong> Margaret Amini Hall.<br />

Cleaning up the <strong>schol</strong> halls<br />

mental events planned in the <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />

hall community.<br />

In the meantime, though, I’ll leave<br />

you with a friendly reminder to always<br />

shut out your lights and electronics when<br />

you’re not using them, make an e�ort to<br />

conserve your water, and recycle everything<br />

you can. We’re working closely with<br />

the KU Center for Sustainability to make<br />

the entire KU campus a more environmentally-friendly<br />

place, and it’s the individual<br />

contributions by each and every <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />

hall resident that can help us to make<br />

a huge impact.


Page 6 | Fall 2011 | Schol Haller<br />

BATTENFELD<br />

SELLARDS<br />

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By Joel Haug<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Battenfeld<br />

It is hard to believe that<br />

we are already well into<br />

the fall semester here at<br />

Battenfeld Scholarship Hall,<br />

but at the same time, there<br />

has been so much going<br />

on around campus and the<br />

hall that it makes sense that<br />

time seems to be going by so<br />

quickly. It is always amazing<br />

for me to see how fast the<br />

old and the new members<br />

<strong>of</strong> our community come<br />

together with each new year<br />

to form a truly home-like<br />

atmosphere.<br />

Sharing meals together,<br />

playing games together<br />

throughout the hall, throwing<br />

the disc or football on<br />

the front lawn, participating<br />

in intramural sports on<br />

campus, or simply leaving<br />

our doors open to encour-<br />

By Charlotte Davis<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Sellards<br />

Intelligence agents have recently<br />

made signi�cant headway<br />

regarding the Hot Water Crisis<br />

at Sellards Scholarship Hall. Interviews<br />

with wary residents, have been<br />

largely inconclusive, but valuable<br />

new intel has surfaced. Following is a<br />

journal entry from one such survivor.<br />

age community building<br />

are all common events that<br />

make Battenfeld a great<br />

place to experience college.<br />

We were pleased to be<br />

among the top three �nishers<br />

in the annual Schol-Hall<br />

Olympics at the beginning<br />

<strong>of</strong> the semester in what<br />

turned out to be a competitive<br />

and close contest all the<br />

way through the week until<br />

the �nal tug-<strong>of</strong>-war event.<br />

We are looking forward to<br />

participating in other interhall<br />

activities throughout<br />

the semester and, in particular,<br />

our very own Casino<br />

Night.<br />

�is Battenfeld event is<br />

perhaps the oldest <strong>schol</strong>arship<br />

hall social event and<br />

promises to be a fun night<br />

<strong>of</strong> dancing, playing casino<br />

games and hanging out. Although<br />

it feels as though the<br />

year has just begun, I know<br />

that my last year here at Battenfeld<br />

will be over all too<br />

soon, and I look forward<br />

to seeing what the coming<br />

months have in store for<br />

our hall!<br />

DAY 1<br />

Went to take a shower. Waited<br />

for water to warm up, nothing<br />

happened. Similar reports from my<br />

fellows. I fear for the future.<br />

DAY 4<br />

Haven’t showered since the<br />

Incident. �en went to brush my<br />

teeth this morning and found the<br />

water was scalding. Cannot taste<br />

anything, but will shower immediately.<br />

�ere is an air <strong>of</strong> celebration<br />

about the hall.<br />

DAY 5<br />

�e hot water is gone again. Our<br />

basement is �ooded as well. �ey<br />

tell me we are waiting for a new part<br />

Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />

Sam Voelker, a sophomore from Battenfeld, reaches to catch a water<br />

balloon during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year.<br />

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for our water heater. May take eight<br />

weeks. We are resorting to shaving<br />

with water from our co�ee pots.<br />

DAY 6<br />

�e hot water was back for an<br />

hour. Roommates and I missed it.<br />

Fate is toying with us, and winter is<br />

closing in. Growing desperate.<br />

DAY 8<br />

�e hot water has been back for<br />

more than 24 hours. Basement is all<br />

dried out. Roommates are carefully<br />

optimistic, but I remain cautious.<br />

One day my children will know I<br />

survived the Hot Water Crisis <strong>of</strong> ’11.<br />

If indeed it is over.


GRACE PEARSON<br />

By Andy Connolly<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Grace Pearson<br />

If there is one thing that I’m most<br />

proud <strong>of</strong> for being Grace Pearson’s<br />

Scholarship Hall president,<br />

is the crucial fact that we’re ready to<br />

take on the Zombie Apocalypse.<br />

Since our freshmen year, we<br />

have been trained to know how to<br />

respond intelligently to a zombie<br />

outbreak. �rough rigorous studying<br />

and daily practice, we �ne tune our<br />

skills in all walks <strong>of</strong> life, from handto-hand<br />

combat, to handling melee<br />

weapons, to rationing our food.<br />

We also watch, discuss and debate<br />

over certain famous documentaries<br />

about zombie outbreaks such as<br />

“Dawn <strong>of</strong> the Dead,” “Day <strong>of</strong> the<br />

Dead,” “Return <strong>of</strong> the Living Dead,”<br />

“Shaun <strong>of</strong> the Dead” and, <strong>of</strong> course,<br />

“Zombieland” (RIP Bill Murray).<br />

We are trained to work together as a<br />

team and not panic when the going<br />

gets tough and the zombies start<br />

breaking through our barrier.<br />

GP itself is one <strong>of</strong> the best halls<br />

built to stand up against the army <strong>of</strong><br />

the dead. Its exterior is solidly built<br />

with most <strong>of</strong> the ground-level windows<br />

have wells right below them<br />

to prevent easy break-ins. �e ro<strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>of</strong> GP is a great spot as well. Serving<br />

both as a prime location for sniping<br />

zombies and for collecting rain in<br />

buckets, the roo�op serves as the<br />

best defensive and o�ensive place in<br />

the hall.<br />

�e only problem with our<br />

zombie survival plan is the lack <strong>of</strong><br />

food. �ough our food pantry is big,<br />

the men <strong>of</strong> GP are hungry beings<br />

that need nourishment to keep the<br />

�ght on. At best, we may be able to<br />

survive one and a half<br />

weeks.<br />

A�er<br />

we eat<br />

the large<br />

can <strong>of</strong><br />

grape jelly<br />

that’s been<br />

sitting on<br />

our shelf<br />

for the past two years,<br />

we’ll probably go down in<br />

an epic, �ght-to-the-last-man battle<br />

with the always-hungry zombies. As<br />

president <strong>of</strong> the hall, I would �nd it<br />

Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 7<br />

Ready for the zombie apocalypse<br />

I<br />

was nervous, I admit. When I �rst entered<br />

the hall, I met a man who loved wearing<br />

an archeologist’s hat … and he is majoring<br />

in geology. All <strong>of</strong> the old men I met were<br />

unique and quirky, and yet within just one<br />

day I already felt like GP was a home away<br />

from home. Coming to college, I was worried<br />

about conforming and having to blend<br />

in, but at this <strong>schol</strong> hall there is none <strong>of</strong> that<br />

stu�. I don’t have to drink everyday so people<br />

will hang out with me: �ey like me for who<br />

I am. Every man at GP adds to the diverse<br />

stew. Also, it helps that a fourth <strong>of</strong> us rock an<br />

accent.<br />

�ere is nowhere I would rather<br />

stay. �e <strong>schol</strong> hall community is a<br />

diverse group and includes people<br />

from every way <strong>of</strong> life, making<br />

it easy to �nd a new group <strong>of</strong><br />

friends. From serenading the girls<br />

with, “Why do you build me up”<br />

to playing a fruitless game <strong>of</strong><br />

basketball, there is so<br />

much to do, and so<br />

much fun to be had. I<br />

suppose that the only<br />

thing to worry about is a<br />

zombie apocalypse.<br />

a great honor to �ght with my men<br />

until my very last breath.<br />

But as I am writing this, the<br />

zombocalypse has yet to arrive.<br />

While we wait and continue to<br />

prepare ourselves for the day the<br />

dead will walk the earth, we invite<br />

you to our Cereal Night, which is<br />

every �ursday at midnight. �ere<br />

we serve home-baked donuts, apple<br />

fritters, cinnamon rolls, pancakes,<br />

cookies and other tasty breakfast<br />

food. We, the men <strong>of</strong> Grace Pearson,<br />

would thoroughly enjoy your company<br />

and presence<br />

and hope to see<br />

you there.<br />

Remember:<br />

always double<br />

tap.<br />

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By a new man from GP


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By Kristen Meier<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Douthart<br />

Greetings from Douthart!<br />

We are getting back<br />

into the swing <strong>of</strong> things<br />

and everyone at Douthart is �nding<br />

their stride. We started o� the year<br />

strong with a lot <strong>of</strong> hall bonding<br />

through the Schol-Hall Olympics,<br />

but it hasn’t stopped there. Whether<br />

it’s volunteering for Jubilee Café,<br />

buying cupcakes to bene�t the<br />

Lawrence Hunger Project (delicious<br />

and philanthropic<br />

— double<br />

yum!), or<br />

just hanging<br />

out watching<br />

movies, the life <strong>of</strong> a Douthartian<br />

is never a lonely one. If that wasn’t<br />

enough, last weekend the Douthart<br />

dames made the trek to the Adams<br />

Challenge Course where they participated<br />

in a number <strong>of</strong> crazy teambuilding<br />

activities that included<br />

whales, giant webs, trust falls, and<br />

even green chickens. But remember,<br />

what happens in the forest stays in<br />

the forest. �ere’s plenty more to<br />

look forward to whether it be Floor<br />

Parties, Sun-<br />

�re Cermanic<br />

trips, or<br />

Romp in the<br />

Hay, just to<br />

name a few,<br />

but there’s always room for more,<br />

so come on down and join us at the<br />

corner <strong>of</strong> 14th and Louisiana streets<br />

— we’re a friendly crew, we promise<br />

you!<br />

“But remember, what happens in the<br />

forest stays in the forest.”<br />

DOUTHART ������������������<br />

Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />

Shelby Ferguson, a sophomore from Watkins, drives past Sarah Parrish, a sophomore from Douthart, during the women’s three-on-three basketball tournament for the Schol-<br />

Hall Olympics earlier this year. Douthart won the women’s division <strong>of</strong> the Olympics, while Pearson took �rst in the men’s division.


KREHBIEL<br />

STEPHENSON Krehbiel<br />

Forming a brotherhood<br />

By Ali Zaidi<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Krehbiel<br />

is newman city. Seriously,<br />

by my last count, Krehbiel<br />

is currently harboring<br />

Schol Haller | Fall 2011 | Page 9<br />

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By Patrick Grant<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Stephenson<br />

Things in Stephenson are going<br />

great this year. We have a great<br />

group <strong>of</strong> guys who are getting<br />

26 new men. While this does create<br />

a certain level <strong>of</strong> controlled chaos<br />

as far as the shi�s are concerned, I’d<br />

rather dwell on the rare opportunity<br />

it presents instead.<br />

Just think about it. �at is 26<br />

slightly discom�ted men searching<br />

for friendship, wisdom, and brotherhood<br />

(OK, most <strong>of</strong> them are probably<br />

searching for somebody to play<br />

Call <strong>of</strong> Duty with, but I digress). At<br />

Krehbiel, the goal for the old men is<br />

to acclimate and Krehbielize the new<br />

men as thoroughly and quickly as<br />

involved in everything from community<br />

service to intramurals. It was<br />

an awesome sight to see when for the<br />

�rst time since I had lived in Stephenson<br />

there was a uni�ed e�ort to compete<br />

in the Schol Hall Olympics. We<br />

had our �rst couple <strong>of</strong> movie nights<br />

which were successful and I would<br />

encourage people to continue attending.<br />

Here at Stephenson are door is<br />

always open and people are always<br />

around hanging out. Feel free to stop<br />

by, we relish the opportunity to meet<br />

people from the other halls.<br />

possible.<br />

We are learning about each<br />

other, and during this process, the<br />

foundations <strong>of</strong> a rock solid brotherhood<br />

are being formed. Needless<br />

to say, it is an exciting time to be a<br />

Krehbiel man — new man and old<br />

man alike.<br />

In other news, our cappuccino<br />

machine has been modi�ed to produce<br />

piping hot, delicious mashed<br />

potatoes … on tap. Come try some.<br />

Seriously. Do it.<br />

See your<br />

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Send photos to<br />

ashcpublications@gmail.com.<br />

Chow down<br />

Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />

Scholarship hall students race to �nish their<br />

plate �rst at the watermelon eating contest<br />

during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this<br />

year. Douthart took �rst overall in the women’s<br />

division, while Pearson took �rst overall in the<br />

men’s division.


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MILLER<br />

WATKINS<br />

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By Melanie Remp<br />

President <strong>of</strong> Miller<br />

Hello from Miller! I don’t<br />

know if it’s just me, but the<br />

�rst month <strong>of</strong> school sure<br />

went fast. Although Miller hasn’t<br />

had any events this semester, our<br />

With 24 new women, none<br />

<strong>of</strong> the returning residents<br />

knew quite what to expect<br />

regarding the hall’s atmosphere this<br />

year. I’m pleased to say that our new<br />

women have amazed us all with their<br />

enthusiasm and energy, which has<br />

made the beginning <strong>of</strong> the year a blast.<br />

A�er all <strong>of</strong> the excitement died<br />

down from Hawk Week, the excite-<br />

fabulous women have been keeping<br />

busy and social during this �rst<br />

month. We started o� our year by<br />

welcoming 19 amazing new women<br />

on move in day and personally<br />

I couldn’t be happier with how<br />

awesome they are!<br />

Almost every Tuesday we celebrate<br />

our love for Sylas and Maddy’s<br />

with whoever wants to go by walking<br />

down to Massachusetts Street and<br />

enjoying two-for Tuesdays. We also<br />

recently had a group go around and<br />

serenade the guys’ halls. It was fun<br />

for all, but I think the guys enjoyed it<br />

mainly because we had candy! Other<br />

happenings around Miller include<br />

ment in Watkins was just beginning.<br />

We kicked o� the year with a candlelighting.<br />

Congratulations to Kate Nusz,<br />

who will be getting married in the<br />

summer <strong>of</strong> 2012!<br />

In early September, we had the annual<br />

New Women Dinner and Tribute<br />

Night to teach the new women more<br />

about our Alumnae group, Kitchen<br />

8, and our founder, Elizabeth Miller<br />

Watkins. In addition to our usual<br />

special guests “Lizzie” and “Jabez,” we<br />

were also thrilled to have Chancellor<br />

Bernadette Gray-Little and Rep. TerriLois<br />

Gregory join us this year.<br />

�e highlight <strong>of</strong> the evening was<br />

being presented an o�cial certi�cate <strong>of</strong><br />

recognition from the <strong>Kansas</strong> House <strong>of</strong><br />

Representatives in honor <strong>of</strong> Elizabeth<br />

Miller Watkins for creating the �rst<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship hall. It was a great way to<br />

close the year <strong>of</strong> her 150 th birthday.<br />

some game nights, movie nights at<br />

Stephenson and <strong>of</strong> course Lupi Day<br />

at Pearson and Cereal Night at GP<br />

on �ursdays. Also at Miller we’re<br />

celebrating our 75th year (I know,<br />

we’re old) and we couldn’t be more<br />

thankful to Elizabeth Miller Watkins<br />

for the gi� <strong>of</strong> Miller, the wonderful<br />

alumni we have, and all the current<br />

women we have that make Miller the<br />

great place that it is.<br />

Keep your eye out for our<br />

Murder Mystery Dinner in the fall<br />

and other smaller events we’ll have<br />

throughout the year. I hope everyone<br />

is having a great semester! Rock<br />

Chalk and Miller love!<br />

Honoring Lizzie’s 150th birthday<br />

By Lisa Curran<br />

ASHC Publications Chair<br />

Watkins women stop for a hall photo after Traditions Night during Hawk Week.<br />

In other news, we are pleased<br />

to have our new SHD Travis Bowles<br />

with us this year. If you see him, make<br />

sure and ask him about his out�t for<br />

Rieger’s ’80s dance. Sophomores Hadley<br />

Sis and Meghan Paulson picked it<br />

out. It was quite the get-up.<br />

It is almost time for our �rst<br />

community dinner <strong>of</strong> the year. Our<br />

food board manager, senior Emily Sis,<br />

always does a great job picking out the<br />

menu. �is year, she has organized<br />

a Kitchen Olympics for each <strong>of</strong> the<br />

seven kitchens to compete in. Our �rst<br />

Olympic game is Cupcake Wars! And<br />

if you have ever seen our women bake,<br />

well, it’s going to be an intense (and<br />

tasty!) competition.<br />

We are also beginning to plan<br />

our annual Heaven and Hell party for<br />

Halloween. I hope you all will be able<br />

to join us!<br />

LISA CURRAN/ SCHOL HALLER


Give back to your community<br />

By Caleb Hall<br />

ASHC Community Service Chair<br />

By this time in the semester your<br />

respective hall’s Community Service<br />

Chair has promoted some volunteer<br />

opportunities, and I can tell that several<br />

halls are already eager to be crowned the<br />

Community Service Hall <strong>of</strong> the Year.<br />

Unfortunately, if the past years patterns<br />

hold, those who have performed<br />

community service so far will continue<br />

to do so while those who haven’t yet will<br />

probably not by the end <strong>of</strong> the semester or<br />

even the school year. I hope this article can<br />

break some <strong>of</strong> those tendencies.<br />

First we must ask why we should do<br />

community service. Scholarship hall residents<br />

like ourselves have obviously worked<br />

hard, possibly volunteering in high school,<br />

or we wouldn’t be here. So we deserve take<br />

a little break right? Wrong.<br />

�e Lawrence homeless shelter is<br />

currently full, Douglas County’s natural<br />

wonders like the Kaw River Valley and<br />

Wakarusa Wetlands are littered with the<br />

results <strong>of</strong> last weekend’s excursions, there<br />

is a growing need to help local schools as<br />

they are instituting gardening initiatives,<br />

and many children are searching for a role<br />

model through organizations like the Boys<br />

and Girls Club and the Big Brothers/ Big<br />

Sisters program. �ere are many more local<br />

needs.<br />

Meanwhile, a �rst- or second-year<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship hall resident need not necessarily<br />

leave campus at all as food, room<br />

and companionship are all provided in this<br />

community. We are extremely privileged<br />

in this regard, and therefore there is an<br />

ethical imperative to provide community<br />

service.<br />

�ere may be times in your life when<br />

you may need to rely on the kindness <strong>of</strong><br />

others, or even realize the real worth <strong>of</strong><br />

food and water as you worry about how to<br />

get it. I certainly hope I am wrong in that<br />

regard and that none <strong>of</strong> you have to face<br />

hardship like that. But the chance is still<br />

there and just like you would want help, so<br />

too should you help others now while you<br />

are in a position to do so.<br />

A common response to this stance<br />

is that there are already outreach and<br />

philanthropy programs that help those<br />

people. Our help is either inconsequential<br />

to solving social problems in comparison<br />

or just not needed.<br />

To that reasoning I ask, “Where did<br />

those service organizations come from?”<br />

�ey came about because <strong>of</strong> hardworking,<br />

dedicated individuals wanting to help.<br />

�ere is no economic drive for<br />

community service<br />

organizations; there<br />

is a humanitarian<br />

wish for them to exist<br />

because they are some<br />

<strong>of</strong> the only means <strong>of</strong><br />

change. Relying solely<br />

on capitalistic or free<br />

market mechanisms will always leave some<br />

groups impoverished or disenfranchised,<br />

but community service acts as a balance to<br />

feed the hungry, teach the uneducated, and<br />

�x other market failures.<br />

I want to express again that by being<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship hall residents you are already<br />

proven men and women <strong>of</strong> character with<br />

strong work ethics, and I don’t want to<br />

disregard or demean that in any way.<br />

Many students have astounding time<br />

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LISA CURRAN/SCHOL HALLER<br />

Emily Ferbezar, a sophmore from Douthart, picks up trash during a community service and environmental event on<br />

Sept. 23. A group <strong>of</strong> about 60 gathered to clean up litter on the walk down to 3 Spoons to get frozen yogurt.<br />

“Whatever you decide to do,<br />

just remember the reasons<br />

why we should all give back.”<br />

commitments that prevent them from<br />

giving back to the community regularly,<br />

which is understandable. What I am saying<br />

is that you do not forget the importance <strong>of</strong><br />

community service and perform it while<br />

you can to provide the greatest happiness<br />

for those in need.<br />

So wake up early that one day <strong>of</strong> the<br />

week to serve breakfast for the homeless,<br />

work at the conveniently located Campus<br />

Garden to feed the hungry, spend some<br />

time at an animal shelter bonding with<br />

mistreated animals, clean up the local<br />

parks, or �nd some<br />

other way to serve the<br />

community that interests<br />

and drives you.<br />

I highly recommend<br />

the alternative<br />

break programs which<br />

will take you to various<br />

places around the country, teaching<br />

about socio-economic problems you may<br />

not have contact with otherwise. �ough<br />

the alternative breaks may not count for<br />

hours in the <strong>schol</strong>arship halls’ competition,<br />

it can still be a life altering experience.<br />

Whatever you decide to do, just<br />

remember the reasons why we should all<br />

give back.


LOVE<br />

“A friend <strong>of</strong> mine in my<br />

<strong>schol</strong>arship hall has been<br />

crushing on a girl in a<br />

neighboring hall. I’ve tried<br />

several times to get her to<br />

notice him, but nothing has<br />

worked. My good intentions<br />

appear to have many holes<br />

in them. What can I do to<br />

help my friend?”<br />

WE WANT<br />

TO HEAR<br />

FROM YOU!<br />

Submit love questions,<br />

Crawford chatter and<br />

articles to the Schol Haller<br />

on the ASHC website.<br />

http://groups.ku.edu/~ashc<br />

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It can be very challenging and stressful<br />

to hook someone up with one <strong>of</strong><br />

our friends. Sometimes we do not<br />

quite know where the boundaries are<br />

or how to best help out, and our intentions<br />

can sometimes actually hurt the<br />

chances for this relationship to blossom<br />

and grow. One <strong>of</strong> the best strategies I<br />

can advise for you is the “wingman”<br />

model.<br />

First, your friend should realize<br />

that he needs to seize the reins and<br />

take the lead on attracting this girl. His<br />

best weapon is to be the one actively<br />

engaging her and being assertive and<br />

con�dent without being arrogant.<br />

During your own interactions with<br />

this girl, be sure to play up some <strong>of</strong> his<br />

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Be a good wingman<br />

positive attributes, without sounding<br />

like you are trying to sell a piece <strong>of</strong><br />

meat. When you happen to be around<br />

when your friend and his crush are<br />

together, learn to read the terrain and<br />

determine when you need to enter the<br />

conversation and keep it going or when<br />

to stay quiet and let things happen.<br />

Along those same lines, make sure<br />

you are not trying to be overly ambitious.<br />

Well thought out plans to make<br />

someone “look good” can sometimes<br />

back�re horrendously. Women can be<br />

really good at spotting “wingmen.” You<br />

need to make sure that the spotlight is<br />

on him, and keep his con�dence high.<br />

Best <strong>of</strong> luck to you and your<br />

friend.<br />

The Schol Haller’s relationship advice columnist is not a pr<strong>of</strong>essional.<br />

Stretching it out<br />

Photo courtesy <strong>of</strong> Heather Pierce<br />

Men from K.K. Amini stretch out before competing in tug-<strong>of</strong>-war during the Schol-Hall Olympics earlier this year.

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