13 septembre 2011 - Latest Issue - McGill University

OVERHEARD AT THE FACUpper-years will know of theQuid tradition started by oneCharlie Feldman of publishingfunny and/or troubling quotesfrom our fellow students andbeloved faculty members. Providedyou help the Quid spy onfacutly life and submit whatyou overhear, this can go onthis year!Here are the rules:- Submit your quotes toquid.overheard@gmail.com.- Identify students by year,never by name (1L, 4L, LLM,SNAIL, etc.)- Include professors’ names,but the Quid may redact thename or simply not print thequote based on our judgmentand the prof’s preference.1Ls, we especially need yourhelp to report from first-yearclasses! We look forward tothe laughs!Without further ado, our limitedfirst edition...4L: Who the f**k are all thesepeople in MY Atrium. It'd betternot be like this all year.4L: I need to review first yeardroit des biens to find if thecaf food is meuble or immeuble,‘cause, really, there's somein me that has not moved inseveral months I'm pretty sure.1L (post-Welcome Ball, 2am):Let’s go somewhere nasty!Me Lamed (to the 2L class):How nice to see you! I haven’tseen some of you in almost… ayear!Prof. Leckey: It's not even thatrational being in law school,not buying a clicker is absurd!You will have no voice if youdon't have one.Me Lamed: I once said to a lawyer,"I teach Legal Ethics". Hesaid, "Oh, I don't need toworry about that, I have insurance!".SNAIL 1: Have you ever beento the law library?SNAIL 2: No, why?SNAIL 1: Everyone is soooooserious there!Note to 1Ls: SNAIL is an affectionateacronym for StudentsNot Actually In Law.22 • 13 SEPTEMBRE 2011 • QN