1987-1988 Rothberg Yearbook

Memories
Your New
You start thinking of different ways to kill off the cats.
Pushing and shoving in bus lines becomes second nature.
You bring homework to the Foreign Accounts line at the bank.
You plan your day around hot showers.
You start going to your favorite hotel to steal the toilet paper.
You start calling home only for money.
You have to use a hot plate to heat your room.
You eat pasta or shnitzel every day of the week.
Everything in the veggie cafeteria starts tasting the same.
Kraft macaroni and cheese suddenly becomes your favorite meal.
The library is the noisiest room in Goldsmith.
You wake up early Thursday morning to reserve books for the weekend.
You give your Ffolocaust professor a 10 minute standing ovation.
Radio Jordan News is the only news you understand.
You find yourself spending weekends in Sinai or Egypt.
There seems to be a surprise party for everyone’s birthday.
You complain about the hard toilet paper.
You seem to know everyone downtown on Saturday night.
“Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” is the hottest show in town.
Your bio final gets cancelled because your professor was stoned by Arabs and is in the hospital.
You pay 8 NIS for 4 batteries.
You pay 20 NIS to get a roll of film developed.
You start asking your Elebrew teacher on a date.
You inform security that there are suspicious bags lying around.
Your Friday evening source of entertainment is watching the Chareidim protest in front of Beit
Agron.
You stop complaining that there’s no ice in your glass of water.
The weather fluctuates from hour to hour.
You wonder when and where the next riot will take place.