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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced<br />
onety-one? Anonymous<br />
Whoever said “It's not whether you win<br />
or lose that counts” probably lost. Martina<br />
Navratilova<br />
with Rick <strong>Heidt</strong><br />
| SPEAK UP!<br />
How are you doing on your New<br />
Year's resolutions?<br />
(Asked of patrons at Bruno's Pizza)<br />
Courage is knowing what not to fear.<br />
Plato<br />
John Huddleson, business marketer, Sam’s Club,<br />
Mandan. “Very well, but I cheated. I had a gastric<br />
bypass done and am losing weight without too<br />
much effort!”<br />
“In order to keep a true perspective of<br />
one’s importance, everyone should have a<br />
dog that will worship him and a cat that<br />
will ignore him." Dereke Bruce<br />
Valerie Ryberg, OB/GYN nurse, Midkota Clinic, Menoken.<br />
“I don’t make ‘em ‘cause I always break ‘em.”<br />
Tom Babcock, Josten’s representative, Bismarck.<br />
“Perfect, I don’t have any!”<br />
“The trouble with jogging is that, by the<br />
time you<br />
<strong>City</strong><br />
realize<br />
<strong>Magazine</strong><br />
you're not in<br />
3/09<br />
shape<br />
Crossword<br />
Laurie, waitress, Bruno’s, Mandan. “Great, I did not<br />
for it, make one. I resolved years ago not to make any<br />
it's too far to walk back.” Franklin Jones resolutions.”<br />
If it's true that we are here to help others, Randy Ryberg, farmer, Menoken. “I’ve given up!”<br />
then what exactly are the others here for?<br />
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/<br />
Unknown/<br />
Too bad that all the people who really<br />
Kathy Schneider, marketing and Sam’s Club, Bismarck.<br />
“Slow, getting Solution a new business off the ground<br />
is a slow process.”<br />
know how to run the country are busy<br />
driving taxi cabs and cutting hair. George<br />
Burns<br />
S A N E S H A M<br />
A P R O N H I R E<br />
N O I S E M A K E R<br />
B E T<br />
S E A R<br />
E S S E<br />
Good friends are like stars . . . you don't<br />
T R A Y O R E S B A I T S<br />
always see them, but you know they're<br />
I T S F O E S O L E<br />
always there. Anonymous<br />
C U R L I L Y G O T<br />
S O F A S R E N O M I N I<br />
A good marriage is like a casserole, only<br />
P R E S S C O N F E R E N C E<br />
those responsible for it really know what<br />
A C R E E D D O E A G E R<br />
goes in it. Anonymous<br />
T A O A L E S A N T<br />
“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn<br />
to drive a car, yet are unable to understand<br />
the lawnmower, snowblower or<br />
vacuum cleaner.” Ben Bergor<br />
C O I<br />
I D I O T<br />
C O O P<br />
E M U S<br />
S O S<br />
L B L T E W E<br />
T R I O A L A N<br />
B R I D E S M A I D<br />
A U L D P I N T S<br />
R E L Y A D D S<br />
Answers for the March 2009 crossword puzzle.<br />
April 2009 17
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