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Photograph: Nick Williams<br />

<strong>Lewes</strong> to Newhaven Raft Race<br />

Start preparing your edible armoury<br />

A little bit of the anarchic spirit which so characterises<br />

Bonfire Night comes to the fore every<br />

summer during the annual <strong>Lewes</strong>-Newhaven<br />

raft race, one of the absolute highlights of our<br />

town’s annual social calendar.<br />

For the uninitiated, the annual event, organised<br />

by the <strong>Lewes</strong> Round Table, constitutes a race<br />

from <strong>Lewes</strong> Marina (more or less opposite the<br />

Snowdrop) to Newhaven between teams of between<br />

three and twelve men and women who<br />

have built their own rafts according to strict<br />

specifications, usually out of plastic barrels,<br />

planks and pieces of scaffolding.<br />

So far so humdrum. The real fun starts just<br />

before the race begins, when competitors attack<br />

one another with eggs and other sundry<br />

foodstuffs, as they prepare to embark on their<br />

journey, trying to demoralise their opponents<br />

before they set off. “The joy of a direct hit is<br />

unbridled,” says Gavin Burke, of the Ousing<br />

Flankers, which entered the race for the first<br />

time last year.<br />

But the unmissable mayhem takes place around<br />

Southease Bridge, where hundreds of specta-<br />

tors make a day of it, preparing themselves with<br />

a vast armoury of edible ammunition, and lying<br />

in wait for their prey. “I was pretty terrified of<br />

going under the bridge before the race, from<br />

what everybody had said about it,” says Gavin.<br />

“The reality of the bombardment was much<br />

worse than I could have imagined. It was like<br />

going into a war zone. We were absolutely pulverised<br />

with everything from eggs and flour to<br />

a disgusting mixture which seemed to be made<br />

from Harveys, vomit and spaghetti.”<br />

“From then on, it’s a bit of an anticlimax, as<br />

you continue onto Newhaven, though there<br />

is the odd sniper lying in wait,” he concludes.<br />

“It hurts a lot when you are hit by an egg fired<br />

from a two-man catapult. You arrive home<br />

looking like cake mixture. It’s either to be thoroughly<br />

recommended, or it’s not. If I go in for it<br />

again I will think long and hard about devising<br />

efficient on-board retaliation strategies. And<br />

defence strategies, too. Umbrellas and dustbin<br />

lids are an absolute must.” V<br />

Alex Leith<br />

sunday 29th July, 12 noon start<br />

W W W. V i V a l E W E S . C o M<br />

r a f t r a C E<br />

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