Metropolitan Lines Issue 2 - Brunel University
Metropolitan Lines Issue 2 - Brunel University
Metropolitan Lines Issue 2 - Brunel University
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My god, the man walking through<br />
the door is gorgeous. Dark haired<br />
and rugged, he reminds me of a<br />
young Mr Rochester, though better<br />
looking and less weathered. Quite<br />
frankly I wouldn’t care if he had two<br />
mad women caged in his attic. If<br />
this is my date, my mother has<br />
surpassed herself.<br />
“He is good looking!” Emma<br />
offers these words and straightens<br />
her skirt. I can tell I have<br />
competition.<br />
I look expectantly in my mother’s<br />
direction to see whether she is<br />
leading this hunk towards me. My<br />
dream man has walked straight past<br />
her and she is talking to someone<br />
else. Even through the smog of<br />
cigarette smoke I know he is young,<br />
very young. My mother is tottering<br />
towards a table and he is kissing her<br />
on the cheek, his arm is draped<br />
about her shoulder and she is<br />
staring up at him, he is looking<br />
down on her with a loving gaze.<br />
“Do we know him?”<br />
Emma looks puzzled. I think for<br />
a minute, and realise that I do. He<br />
went to my school; he is the much<br />
younger brother of one of our<br />
friends.<br />
“It’s Gary Granger…”<br />
Emma looks shocked<br />
“It can’t be, he’s only 17.”<br />
I look for my mother and she is<br />
still under the spell of the toy boy.<br />
So much for ‘working in a school’.<br />
He is still at school! I feel the urge<br />
to drag my Mrs Robinson of a<br />
mother away from her latest beau.<br />
Yet, I also want to wait and see<br />
what happens. After all, he was<br />
supposed to be my date for the<br />
evening, not hers. What is she<br />
playing at?<br />
“They are getting very cosy over<br />
there, don’t they make a lovely<br />
couple?”<br />
Emma is laughing and looking<br />
over at them. I can’t stand it any<br />
longer. I decide that enough is<br />
enough.<br />
“She is old enough to be your<br />
mother!”<br />
I stare at him, waiting for an<br />
answer.<br />
“So... is she old enough to be<br />
your mother too?”<br />
His response is feeble and<br />
patronising and reinforces my hate<br />
for the youth of today.<br />
“She is my mother, and if you<br />
don’t hop it, I’m going to tell your<br />
brother that you have been out<br />
underage drinking.”<br />
After the last comment I realise<br />
that I am too much of a teacher for<br />
my own good. He is looking up at<br />
me with a defiant gaze in his eye.<br />
“You do that.”<br />
As the schoolboy and I eyeball<br />
each other, my mother is slinking<br />
lower and lower in her seat. Gary<br />
isn’t giving an inch and my mother’s<br />
bowed head proves that perhaps I<br />
should just leave them to it.<br />
“Fine,” I murmur defiantly, shrug<br />
my shoulders and head back to find<br />
Emma. She isn’t where I left her. In<br />
fact she isn’t anywhere to be seen. I<br />
scan the seating area, the dance<br />
floor and finally the bar. Out of the<br />
corner of my eye I see her, taking a<br />
drink from Mr Rochester. The<br />
Judas, she knew I liked him. Not<br />
just any drink, it looks like a bloody<br />
expensive cocktail to boot. He is<br />
either trying to impress, or wanting<br />
to see her knickers. What do I do<br />
now? Go and join my mother and<br />
the infant or stand by Emma and<br />
watch my ideal man throw his best<br />
moves her way. I decide that neither<br />
option is a good one, and go to buy<br />
myself a large drink.<br />
The bar is relatively quiet; only a<br />
few pervy old men with last night’s<br />
gravy on their polo shirted beer<br />
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undergraduate fiction<br />
bellies are leeching by the bar. I feel<br />
a little disappointed that not one of<br />
them sees fit to buy me a drink. I<br />
give the fat bald headed one the eye;<br />
he looks in the opposite direction.<br />
What the hell is wrong with me?<br />
I take my double vodka from the<br />
spotty barman and down it in one.<br />
“Fancy another?”<br />
I look in the path of the voice.<br />
This must be a joke. I’m desperate<br />
but not that desperate. The man<br />
could easily be Borat’s face- and<br />
body double.<br />
“No, I’m alright. Thanks<br />
anyway,” I offer him as kindly as I<br />
can.<br />
“Guess where I’m from then?”<br />
The guy is leaning eagerly<br />
towards me.<br />
“I don’t know, Kazakhstan?”<br />
He looks perplexed and replies,”<br />
No, Cornwall.”<br />
I nod and smile and back away<br />
from this very strange man. I don’t<br />
even look for my mother or Emma<br />
as I hail a cab and leave.<br />
The flat is cold and empty as I<br />
return miserable and deflated. I sit<br />
in the dim light and try and eat the<br />
greasy chicken kebab I have just<br />
brought from the grotty eatery on<br />
the corner of my road. Bits of lettuce<br />
and blobs of mayonnaise are falling<br />
on my dress. I wish I had the selfcontrol<br />
not to buy rubbish food after<br />
a dreadful night, but I don’t.<br />
Two: Room to Move<br />
My mother is still dating the toy<br />
boy. I have been counting; it<br />
has been precisely 3 months and 5<br />
days. I pray to God that it is merely<br />
a platonic relationship. My brother<br />
finds the whole scenario strangely<br />
amusing and has even joked that we<br />
start calling him ‘dad’. This is not<br />
funny and won’t be happening.<br />
Emma has just broken up with Mr<br />
<strong>Metropolitan</strong> <strong>Lines</strong> Summer 2008<br />
A Lesson Learned<br />
Laura Brown