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Hello, Dolly! Libretto

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MRS. LEVI<br />

....And I'm going to give it to you! Why shouldn't she know Cornelius Hackl? Everybody in New York knows<br />

Cornelius Hackl! He's here at the opera, in all the fashionable homes, why he's at the Harmonia Gardens<br />

Restaurant three times a week!<br />

VANDERGELDER<br />

Impossible! He's only got a hundred and forty six dollars and thirty five cents and I keep it in my own safe!<br />

MRS. LEVI<br />

Oh Mr. Vandergelder, you're killing me! He's one of the Hackls. They built the canal.<br />

What canal?<br />

Both.<br />

It ain't the same man!<br />

MRS. LEVI<br />

The Erie!<br />

VANDERGELDER<br />

(Simultaneously)<br />

MRS. LEVI<br />

VANDERGELDER<br />

MRS. MOLLOY<br />

The Panama!<br />

MRS. LEVI<br />

Who took the horses out of Jenny Lind's carriage and pulled her through the streets? Cornelius Hackl! And<br />

who dressed up as a waiter at the Fifth Avenue Hotel and dropped an oyster down Mrs. Astor's.... Oh, I can't<br />

say it but it was Cornelius. He's the playboy of New York!<br />

(MINNIE enters, starts to cupboard)<br />

….Now Irene, don't deny it, I can see you were taken with him just like everybody else.<br />

MRS. MOLLOY<br />

What are you saying, I've only seen him once in my life! Really, <strong>Dolly</strong>, I....<br />

Excuse me.<br />

Of course.<br />

Wa-a-ah!<br />

MINNIE<br />

MRS. MOLLOY, MRS. LEVI<br />

(They step aside, MINNIE opens cupboard, takes something out, closes the doors, and starts<br />

back to workroom. Suddenly she stops and screams.)<br />

MINNIE<br />

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