Hello, Dolly! Libretto
Hello, Dolly! Libretto
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ACT TWO<br />
Scene 3<br />
The Courtroom..... Judge's Bench SL, Prisoners' Docket SR, in the<br />
courtroom. Meanwhile, MRS. LEVI continues to eat at table<br />
downstage right.<br />
Present are TWO POLICEMEN and RECORDER, JUDGE is at bench,<br />
and squeezed in docket are VANDERGELDER, CORNELIUS, MRS.<br />
MOLLOY, BARNABY, MINNIE, RUDOLPH, AMBROSE, ERMENGARDE<br />
and assorted DANCERS, WAITERS, etc.<br />
JUDGE<br />
…Quiet! Quiet! That's better! Now, you're all charged with disturbing the peace, assault and battery, inciting<br />
to riot, and several other equally serious violations of the law of this city! Is there anyone here to speak in your<br />
behalf? I say, is there anyone here to speak in your behalf?<br />
(Silence. Then MRS. LEVI, who has been eating through the entire scene, crosses to bench and<br />
hands RECORDER her card. He hands it to the JUDGE)<br />
Mrs. <strong>Dolly</strong> Levi....Counselor at Law!<br />
Your honor....the defense rests!<br />
(Buzz from Docket)<br />
MRS. LEVI<br />
….No, there is no need to call witnesses, ladies and gentlemen, when I see upon that bench a brow that<br />
gleams with honor.... A pair of snow white whiskers that bristle with fair play.... And a nose, I ask you to look<br />
at that nose, ladies and gentlemen….a nose that shines in the night like a flaming beacon of justice! Would you<br />
turn this way a bit, Your Honor, so we can get a better look at your beacon. A living symbol of the motto of this<br />
great land.... E Proboscus Unum! Your Honor, I ask for freedom for my clients and a verdict of guilty for the<br />
only real culprit….Horace Vandergelder of Yonkers, New York!<br />
DollY!<br />
VANDERGELDER<br />
MRS. LEVI<br />
The one man responsible for these grievous charges of willful destruction of private property....<br />
RUDOLPH<br />
A curtain torn, a waiter bruised and a solid gold cup bent….<br />
Cruelty to a poor unfortunate minor….<br />
(ERMENGARDE wails )<br />
Would you mind repeating that, dear....<br />
MRS. LEVI<br />
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