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Hello, Dolly! Libretto

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CORNELIUS<br />

Great grindstones! What a sensible girl! Waiter, bring us four glasses of beer, a loaf of yesterday's bread and<br />

some cheese.<br />

MRS. MOLLOY<br />

Yesterday's bread! Oh Cornelius, now I know how you keep half of New York in stitches all the time.<br />

(Suddenly stopping)<br />

....Minnie, have you ever eaten pheasant?<br />

Pheasant!<br />

CORNELIUS/BARNABY<br />

(CORNELIUS slams curtain shut, WAITER comes down stairs carrying champagne bottle. As<br />

curtain opens left DINING ROOM he is prostrate in front of VANDERGELDER)<br />

ERNESTINA<br />

Say, why the closed curtains? You ashamed or something?<br />

It's not that, I just felt a slight chill....<br />

VANDERGELDER<br />

ERNESTINA<br />

Why didn't you say so? Here, I'll loan you this.<br />

(Puts boa around HIS neck)<br />

Now, let's order something to hold us 'til the rice comes. Waiter, would you bring a roast suckling pig with<br />

chestnut and oyster stuffing, cheese fondue and some ladyfingers.<br />

(Then to VANDERGELDER)<br />

....Now, what'll you have?<br />

(Curtains close and WAITERS zip back and forth with trays, etc. ERNESTINA sticks HER head out)<br />

Hey, you with the big ears....what are you doing after the show?<br />

(More WAITER crosses and curtains open on right Dining Room)<br />

MRS. MOLLOY<br />

It's sweet of you to worry about our digestion, Cornelius, but I'm sure the pheasants are fresh.<br />

(To RUDOLPH)<br />

We'll take four, please, and a nice red wine.<br />

Wait a minute! No wine!<br />

No wine?<br />

Champagne!<br />

CORNELIUS<br />

MRS. MOLLOY/MINNIE<br />

CORNELIUS<br />

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