Sketches, Dispatches, Hull Tales and Ballads - University of Hull
Sketches, Dispatches, Hull Tales and Ballads - University of Hull
Sketches, Dispatches, Hull Tales and Ballads - University of Hull
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38<br />
David Wheatley<br />
Cat Head Theatre<br />
On YouTube I watch a short ‘Cat Head Theatre’ clip <strong>of</strong> Hamlet, in<br />
which an animated feline gives a passable performance as the Prince<br />
<strong>of</strong> Denmark. Guildenstern <strong>and</strong> Rosencrantz also feature, alternating<br />
between speaking their lines <strong>and</strong> chasing flies in the background.<br />
Cats are a large part <strong>of</strong> my life, <strong>and</strong> if called on to create a Cat Head<br />
Theatre clip <strong>of</strong> my own I know all too well both the play <strong>and</strong> the<br />
felines to which I would turn. The play would be Waiting for Godot<br />
<strong>and</strong> in the role <strong>of</strong> Vladimir I would cast Percy, sage <strong>and</strong> sleek, while<br />
Estragon would be his heavier <strong>and</strong> earthier helpmeet-brother Sam.<br />
Pozzo would be recreated (from beyond the grave) by our<br />
neighbours’ cat Rimmel, a large-bottomed <strong>and</strong> <strong>of</strong>ten bad-tempered<br />
beast still to be seen on Google Earth, where she perches on a<br />
recycling bin outside our front door. Lucky would be Hobo, a feline<br />
who died at the estimated age <strong>of</strong> 25 in 2011, but who up to very<br />
shortly before his death was still coming in through the flap to<br />
devour the treats <strong>and</strong> pouches with which he would be<br />
ceremoniously presented, for how could we refuse him anything,<br />
estimable old gent that he was. There was something <strong>of</strong> the toilet<br />
brush about his appearance in later life, it must be said, <strong>and</strong> to touch<br />
his fur was to be left with a peculiar amber-like residue, to be no<br />
more specific than that. The boy can be a cross-dressed Fifi,<br />
Rimmel’s equally fat-arsed replacement. As for Godot, he is Snowy,<br />
otherwise, Mr White, who sits in another neighbour’s window, stalks<br />
the tenfoot, appears suddenly <strong>and</strong> shockingly on downstairs<br />
windowsills, <strong>and</strong> on rare <strong>and</strong> treasured occasions appears in the<br />
kitchen. Being deaf, Mr White inhabits, I imagine, a pr<strong>of</strong>oundly<br />
solitary <strong>and</strong> private universe. He is perhaps the most elusively<br />
beautiful creature on the street. I go to the window <strong>and</strong> a cat is<br />
strolling among the bins. I go to the garden <strong>and</strong> another is lolling<br />
on the bench. I leave the house <strong>and</strong> another is on my step, <strong>and</strong> yet<br />
another sitting in a bush. Two <strong>of</strong> the cats I mentioned above are dead