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A Comedy Moment 开心一刻<br />
Have you heard about <strong>the</strong> dyslexic yogi who goes<br />
around chanting "MO"?<br />
Why did <strong>the</strong> Buddhist coroner get fired?<br />
Answer: because he would always record <strong>the</strong> cause <strong>of</strong><br />
death <strong>as</strong> 're-birth'.<br />
Why can't Buddhists vacuum <strong>the</strong>ir meditation cushions?<br />
Answer: Because <strong>the</strong>y don't have any attachments.<br />
People used to explore <strong>the</strong> dimensions <strong>of</strong> reality by taking LSD to make <strong>the</strong> world<br />
look weird. Now <strong>the</strong> world is weird and <strong>the</strong>y take Prozac to make it look normal.<br />
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at <strong>the</strong> same time… I think I've forgotten<br />
this before.<br />
"Blessed is he who finds happiness in his own foolishness.<br />
For he will always be happy."<br />
Time is <strong>the</strong> best teacher, although it kills <strong>the</strong> students.<br />
The enlightened ones have no boundaries, but respect those <strong>of</strong> o<strong>the</strong>rs.<br />
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br />
Your personality is an <strong>of</strong>ten insurmountable speed-bump on <strong>the</strong> path to Nirvana.<br />
Nothing is fool-pro<strong>of</strong> to a sufficiently talented fool.<br />
A day without sunshine is like, you know,<br />
night.<br />
When someone points at <strong>the</strong> moon, don't<br />
worship <strong>the</strong> finger!<br />
Having trouble sleeping?<br />
Try counting your blessings.<br />
If you want to ruin <strong>the</strong> truth, stretch it.<br />
When <strong>as</strong>ked what he wanted for his birthday,<br />
<strong>the</strong> Yogi replied, "I wish no gifts, only presence.”<br />
<strong>December</strong>, 2011 <strong>Yang</strong>-<strong>Sheng</strong> (Nurturing Life) 37