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Monsieur Mangetout became<br />
the fastest person ever to eat<br />
a bicycle. And a TV. And<br />
a supermarket trolley<br />
Dubai) or wearing the most socks on one foot<br />
(74, set by Alastair Galpin in Auckland), then just<br />
calm yourself down – you need to put in a serious<br />
amount of planning. For starters, you need to<br />
contact Guinness World Records Ltd to make<br />
sure the record in the last edition still stands.<br />
Next, you have to go through a massive checklist<br />
to see if the book will accept your successful attempt<br />
as a record. Then you need to fi ll in an application<br />
form to let them know, get two witnesses who aren’t<br />
your friends, ask passers-by to witness a logbook,<br />
and do the bloody thing. To speed up the process<br />
you could hire an offi cial adjudicator, but attracting<br />
media attention while you’re doing it works just<br />
as well. Try balancing 20 spoons on your face<br />
during a high-profi le funeral, or lifting 161lb<br />
with your ear outside the Old Bailey at a murder<br />
trial, for example.<br />
How to…<br />
J U N E / J U L Y<br />
Do It In The Summer<br />
The book is published every year in September, so<br />
timing is crucial. Break a record too early and you<br />
risk seeing it broken; break it late, and you could<br />
miss the deadline. And avoid 9 November at all<br />
costs – it’s the offi cial World Records Day, when<br />
up to 100,000 people around the globe have a go.<br />
Get 1,000 Mates To Help<br />
If you’re not particularly talented at anything, this is<br />
the way to go, because all you need to do is turn up<br />
and pray that there are enough people as desperate<br />
to get into the book as you. Pretend to be six years<br />
old and enrol yourself in the City Montessori School<br />
in Lucknow (the world’s largest, with 32,114 pupils<br />
in 2008). Get 666 other mates to show up on a fi eld<br />
and go mental with wobble boards (wresting the<br />
title from the West Wirral Scouts). Appearing en<br />
masse in costumes has become the record attempt<br />
du jour – 12,965 people in Derry City are the proud<br />
holders of the record for having the most Santa<br />
Clauses in one place, for example. You won’t<br />
actually get your name in, but you can always<br />
point at a photo in the book with maximum pride.<br />
Don’t Expect To Get In Even<br />
If You’re Successful<br />
Sadly, due to low attention spans, the book has<br />
mutated from a lists publication into an illustrationheavy<br />
tome, meaning that there isn’t space for every<br />
offi cial record. So if you’re planning on having a go,<br />
make sure it’ll look good on a diagram.<br />
Dedication’s What You Need<br />
There have been so many TV shows around the<br />
world based on the book that Guinness World<br />
Records claims it invented reality television.<br />
Becoming a presenter on any of these shows<br />
practically ensured you a place in the book.<br />
Roy Castle, the Yorkshire-born host of the<br />
UK’s Record Breakers, made it in an impressive<br />
nine times, including fastest tap dance, playing the<br />
most instruments on one song, and parascending<br />
under the most bridges. The McWhirters were an<br />
ever-present feature of the show, which ran for<br />
30 series from 1972-2001, with the “Norris on<br />
the Spot” section seeing the surviving twin<br />
answering questions from the audience with<br />
machine-like intensity. Only one ever stumped<br />
him: which tree has the most leaves?<br />
Let’s leave the last piece of advice to Mr Castle,<br />
in the show’s iconic theme tune: “If you could lift<br />
20 tons, if you could score 99,000 runs, the whole<br />
sporting world would applaud it, the McWhirters,<br />
mm-hm, they would record it.”<br />
Oh, and by the way, both Sir Hugh and his<br />
shooting partner were wrong. The fastest game<br />
bird in Europe is, in fact, the wood pigeon.<br />
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