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September-October 2007 THE JEWISH GEORGIAN Page 17<br />
What was OK yesterday is risky today<br />
By Cecile Waronker<br />
When my children were little (and it<br />
continues even today) I had the “Five<br />
Second Rule.” If food drops on the floor<br />
and you pick it up within five seconds, you<br />
can go ahead and eat it. Germs don’t grow<br />
that fast!<br />
I loved walking around barefoot, and so<br />
did my children, but my husband didn’t, so<br />
when we heard him coming home, everyone<br />
ran to get their shoes. It was a carefree<br />
feeling, walking around with no shoes on.<br />
I used to leave frozen meat out to thaw<br />
before I went to work. I would come home<br />
that night and cook it, and nobody got sick.<br />
We never heard of food poisoning.<br />
I grew up in a small town, and we hardly<br />
ever locked the door to our house. We<br />
had a key, but everyone who needed it—<br />
including the plumber, electrician, or any<br />
workman—knew the Cohens’ house key<br />
was under the pillow of the rocking chair<br />
on the front porch. After I was married and<br />
long gone, I was visiting home and sitting<br />
on the porch with my mom when we<br />
tion. Since I am not Orthodox, I would not<br />
have come otherwise. <strong>The</strong>ir interesting examples,<br />
metaphors, explanations were most<br />
enjoyable.” And <strong>Jewish</strong> DJ Jimmy Baron,<br />
formerly of Atlanta’s 99X, said, “It helped me<br />
understand Judaism a lot better. Everybody I<br />
talked to left feeling they had gotten something<br />
meaningful and valuable.”<br />
This year, we took the marketing concept<br />
further, capitalizing on the press we received<br />
last year. We developed the official Genuine<br />
Fake Rabbi (GFR) seal and bestowed it upon<br />
Matt and Kivi. As we did last year, in this<br />
year’s marketing we’ve promised that Matt,<br />
an anesthetist in real life, won’t put people to<br />
BY<br />
Cecile<br />
Waronker<br />
noticed that someone had stolen one of the<br />
rocking chairs.<br />
We didn’t have automatic locks on the<br />
car doors. Who locked cars? You turned off<br />
the car and got out. End of story!<br />
Things have really changed. You have<br />
to be so careful with all the food you eat.<br />
We lock our houses and cars, and we carry<br />
cell phones for safety. You used to look<br />
from left to right and then look again when<br />
crossing the street to avoid being hit by a<br />
car. Now, you look all around yourself even<br />
when you are simply walking to your car.<br />
It’s being sensible.<br />
We have security systems for our houses.<br />
About twenty years ago, our home was<br />
broken into in the middle of the day. <strong>The</strong><br />
burglars stole the oddest things—passports,<br />
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Fake Rabbi<br />
From page 16<br />
Sharon Zoe Litzky and Eric<br />
Mendenhall in Mark Goldsmith’s<br />
Comparing Books (Photo:<br />
TWMEYER.com)<br />
sleep, and Kivi, an outdoorsman from South<br />
Africa, will leave his machete at home.<br />
We also began to take advantage of “Web<br />
2.0” internet tools—the enhanced capabilities<br />
and interactivity available via evolving internet<br />
technology—by embedding a fun video<br />
on every page of our website. And we’re<br />
offering free tickets that are personalized and<br />
returned via e-mail immediately after you<br />
request a ticket on the site. So that’s instant<br />
gratification plus access to a taste of our<br />
<strong>Jewish</strong> heritage—a pretty sweet deal for the<br />
New Year.<br />
L’shanah Tovah!<br />
Joel Alpert, a direct marketing specialist and<br />
business strategist, has been a part of what’s<br />
now called Atlanta <strong>Jewish</strong> Experience since<br />
2005.<br />
coins in a metal cabinet, but no money, no<br />
televisions, no silver, no jewelry. We aren’t<br />
even sure how they got into our house.<br />
Shortly after that, we installed a security<br />
system—after the horses were out of the<br />
barn. Back when I was young, no one had<br />
house alarms, and no one felt scared living<br />
alone. It was not a fearful or scary time.<br />
Once on a Sunday, my mother heard my<br />
father talking to someone in the living<br />
room. She went to see who it was. A strange<br />
lady had knocked on our front door, Daddy<br />
let her in, and he was now listening to her<br />
sad story—she had apparently been<br />
dropped off by some unknown person and<br />
just walked up to our house. I don’t know<br />
her whole story, but my parents didn’t think<br />
twice about helping her out that day. Who<br />
today would dream of letting a strange person<br />
off the street into their home?<br />
My grandmother wanted to pick up any<br />
hitchhiker, but we convinced her that it<br />
might be dangerous. You seldom see hitchhikers<br />
today, although you might see homeless<br />
people on the streets.<br />
Those were the days. Times sure have<br />
changed.<br />
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