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m a r c h 7 - 1 3<br />
Published Weekly<br />
<strong>KONK</strong> <strong>Life</strong><br />
NEWS DIRECTOR Guy deBoer<br />
EDITOR|DESIGN Dawn deBoer<br />
PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. Blackburn,<br />
Ralph De Palma, Sheel Sheelman<br />
EDITORIAL CONSULTANT Connie Gilbert<br />
CONTRIBUTORS<br />
Guy deBoer Key News | Louis Petrone Key West Lou<br />
Steve Calderwood Wining the Keys |David Lybrand<br />
<strong>KONK</strong> Reactor | JT Thompson Hot Dish<br />
Scott McCarthy The Gadabout | Kimberley Denney<br />
Bitchin Paradise | Paul Menta What’s Cookin’<br />
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INSIDE! INSIDE! INSIDE!<br />
INSIDE! INSIDE! INSIDE! <strong>KONK</strong><br />
SPOTLIGHT<br />
07<br />
HAPPENINGS<br />
08<br />
FUN TIMES<br />
16<br />
COLUMNS<br />
09 WINING THE KEYS<br />
11 THE GREAT DEBATE<br />
21 FILM | AT THE TROPIC<br />
22 IN THE ARTS<br />
<strong>Life</strong><br />
Vol. 3 No. 10<br />
C<br />
O NTENTS<br />
‘Seminar’ in final days<br />
Final week for “Seminar,” <strong>March</strong> 7-10, runs<br />
ursday to Sunday at Kelly’s Caribbean,<br />
upstairs, at 301 Whitehead St. Private,<br />
themed dinner served from 6:30 p.m.<br />
Curtain at 8 p.m. Show tickets are $35.<br />
Show and dinner $60. • SEMINAR by eresa Rebeck, Broadway and creator<br />
<strong>of</strong> TV’s SMASH, is a sharply humorous, captivating play where four young writers<br />
explore their mettle in a high-priced seminar led by an elitist ex-novelist with<br />
hyper-critical skills and no diplomacy. Will the young writers have the courage<br />
to succeed? Will the seminar leader demonstrate the ability, or desire, to tease<br />
out their talents or crush their dreams? | THEATRE more on page 8.<br />
INFO www.keywestfringe.org
up<br />
front<br />
M O N R O E C O U N T Y E D U C A T I O N<br />
Monroe County School District<br />
An independent, free fraud reporting system<br />
Where the Monroe County School District has fallen short,<br />
local political columnist Matt Gardi has picked up the<br />
ball. Gardi, former Information Technology director for the Office <strong>of</strong><br />
the State Attorney, has published a “Report Fraud” form for the Monroe<br />
County School District on his website www.nakedconch.com.<br />
“I was beside myself listening to the nonsensical discussion regarding<br />
this much needed functionality,” Gardi said. “Not only should it be available,<br />
it shouldn’t cost the taxpayers a dime.”<br />
For his part, Gardi implemented a similar form for the State Attorney in<br />
2009, which cost nothing to implement and use. He previously coached the<br />
school district on free methods <strong>of</strong> streaming school board meetings, putting<br />
a critical meeting <strong>of</strong> board-appointed Superintendent Porter online.<br />
“It’s not even a question that these kind <strong>of</strong> inexpensive, simple solutions<br />
exist, and that my 12-year-old nephew could deploy them, but somehow the<br />
District is at a loss as to how to appropriately implement them,” Gardi said.<br />
He suggested difficulties stem from advice or solutions the Board and Administration<br />
receive from a deficient Information Technology Department,<br />
and that the entire department should be audited by a third party, such as<br />
the schools financial system endures.<br />
“Everyone is reliant on the advice <strong>of</strong> the only available expert in the<br />
school system,” Gardi said, “and that’s a problem. e costs financially and<br />
functionally associated with potential shortcomings are enormous . . . and<br />
obvious. Just ask a teacher.”<br />
e complaint form is a basic, fill in the blank, no nonsense document<br />
published on the web and available to the public. Submissions are forwarded<br />
to the School Board, Audit and Finance Committee, as well as the<br />
Superintendent and the School District attorney on a weekly basis. Media<br />
can gain access on a case-by-case basis, but all submissions would be available<br />
by making a public record request <strong>of</strong> the School District.<br />
ere is no guarantee those receiving the submissions will do anything<br />
with them, but Gardi suggests that due to the broad base <strong>of</strong> individuals receiving<br />
complaints, inactivity when action is needed will be highlighted by<br />
the public and media.<br />
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ART CART<br />
RALPH de PALMA | photographer<br />
A PIMPED OUT RIDE<br />
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GET YOUR<br />
WELLNESS<br />
LIFESTYLE CHANGE<br />
CAN WORK<br />
I ’ve recently changed some <strong>of</strong> my thinking on getting<br />
in shape or eating healthier or making any sort if<br />
lifestyle change. A lot <strong>of</strong> people want to make a list <strong>of</strong><br />
everything they want to eliminate from their diet or<br />
daily routine. I think starting any sort <strong>of</strong> lifestyle<br />
change on a negative note, which is what eliminating<br />
seems like to me, will automatically lead to failure. I<br />
believe there are so many positive things that can be<br />
added to one’s life that eventually the bad will be well<br />
outweighed. is can be applied to every aspect <strong>of</strong> life<br />
— food, exercise, work, even socially.<br />
e food part <strong>of</strong> this is the easiest. Everyone knows<br />
how hard it is to stop eating the really good tasting but<br />
bad for you foods. So here’s the plan: add a big healthy<br />
dark green salad with lots <strong>of</strong> veggies on it before your<br />
starchy carb loaded meal. If you do that, chances are<br />
you will feel a bit fuller before you eat your dinner and<br />
also be getting tons <strong>of</strong> healthy vitamins and minerals<br />
and lots <strong>of</strong> fiber without sacrificing anything. Just find<br />
one healthy thing to add to your meal. Just by adding in<br />
something, chances are the bad-for-you things will start<br />
shrinking in size.<br />
Other people want to give up some habit they have,<br />
be it smoking, bottle <strong>of</strong> wine after work, or any other<br />
vice one may have. But most people don’t really want<br />
to give any <strong>of</strong> these up. ey just know they should and<br />
feel better about themselves if they did.<br />
My theory on this is to add something good for<br />
your mind or body. Join a s<strong>of</strong>tball team, go for a walk<br />
BEFORE you get home from work and have that bottle<br />
<strong>of</strong> wine, or add a bike ride into your morning routine.<br />
Chances are that by adding one small healthy and<br />
positive action, your whole routine will begin to<br />
change.<br />
e next time you’re listening to someone rattle <strong>of</strong>f<br />
all the things they want to give up in order to get<br />
healthier or lose weight or change any other part <strong>of</strong><br />
their life, try to find something affirmative for them<br />
to add in. And be positive about the changes they are<br />
trying to make. Eeeryone needs a helpful and reassuring<br />
support system in any life change.<br />
e<br />
JENESSA<br />
B E R G E R<br />
C O L U M N I S T<br />
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Ginger King, Doug Mayberry join up<br />
Ginger King joined up with Doug Mayberry’s real<br />
estate firm as a broker sales associate. Originally from<br />
Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, she came to Key West via<br />
Washington, D.C. 17 years ago. She has been a corporate<br />
COO and CEO, a small business owner and a certified<br />
Florida Mortgage Broker. She has been selling real<br />
estate in Key West for nine years, holding certification<br />
in short sales and foreclosures from the National Association<br />
<strong>of</strong> REALTORS®, At Home With Diversity and<br />
BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT<br />
Transnational Referral Certification. She also has served<br />
on the board <strong>of</strong> Key West Association <strong>of</strong> REALTORS®.<br />
She has been a longtime member <strong>of</strong> Key West Business<br />
Guild and has served on its Board <strong>of</strong> Directors<br />
and as secretary. Community activities include the Old<br />
Island Restoration Foundation, AIDS Help, Key West<br />
Real Estate Association, Sister Season Fund and Florida<br />
Keys Community College Foundation. Her extensive<br />
involvement in these organizations and other local<br />
charities won her numerous distinctions and honors.<br />
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K E Y B U S I N E S S I N K E Y W E S T<br />
KFCU, Teens Financial <strong>Network</strong><br />
A new program to inform teenagers about finances<br />
and life, CU Succeed®, is now available at Keys Federal<br />
Credit Union. Teen club provides a quarterly newsletter<br />
on financial topics, comprehensive website that serves<br />
as financial resource, an educational Facebook page,<br />
“Claim Your Youth” and more. For information about<br />
joining CU Succeed®, call (305) 294-6622.<br />
INFO<br />
KeysFCU.org
up<br />
froNT<br />
<strong>March</strong> 7-30:<br />
The Drowsy Chaperone<br />
by Bob Martin and Don McKellar.<br />
Opening night <strong>March</strong> 7 features gala<br />
after-party sponsored by Gordon<br />
Keiser. Lavish production on a local<br />
stage. With 250 period costumes,<br />
cast <strong>of</strong> 18, production numbers and<br />
appearance from a 1920’s-style biplane,<br />
this musical comedy sets the<br />
heart soaring. Cast a galaxy <strong>of</strong> Key<br />
West stars as well as new talent:<br />
David Black, Laurie Breakwell,<br />
Carolyn Cooper, Jeffrey Harwell,<br />
Andrew Hodge, Rhett Kalman, J. B.<br />
McLendon, Kristen Michelle, Bruce<br />
Moore, Michael Pallansch, Kyla Piscopink,<br />
Heather-May Potter, Vicki<br />
Roush, Marjorie Paul Shook, Philip<br />
Griffin Tabb, Chris Tanner, Willie<br />
Alsedec and Danny Weathers.<br />
Production sponsored by Preferred<br />
Properties Coastal Realty, Inc. Season<br />
sponsors Digital Island Media, Royal<br />
Furniture and Wodu Media.<br />
RSVP<br />
Box Office, (305) 294-5015,<br />
WaterfrontPlayhouse.org<br />
<strong>March</strong> 8<br />
North <strong>of</strong> Havana Cigar Social<br />
Club gathering canceled<br />
<strong>March</strong> 8 gathering <strong>of</strong> the North<br />
<strong>of</strong> Havana Cigar Social Club is<br />
canceled at Smokin’ Tuna but<br />
some will meet 5-7pm at Hog’s<br />
Breath (minus the raffle).<br />
THEATER<br />
IN REVIEW<br />
‘Time Stands Still’<br />
<strong>March</strong> 12 to April 13 | 8pm<br />
Written by Pulitzer Prize<br />
winner Donald Margulies and<br />
directed by Joy Hawkins, the<br />
drama is about the evolution <strong>of</strong><br />
relationships set in an environment<br />
<strong>of</strong> intense social issues. It<br />
was nominated for two Tony<br />
awards. e characters wellwritten,<br />
warm, funny, human.<br />
Central dilemma recognizable<br />
to us all: What to do when you<br />
and the person you love are at<br />
different points in your lives.<br />
Margulies described meaning<br />
<strong>of</strong> the play “to capture a sense<br />
<strong>of</strong> the way we live now, to<br />
dramatize things that thinking,<br />
feeling, moral people are think<br />
about and struggle with.”<br />
‘Tea for Three’<br />
<strong>March</strong> 17 to April 8 | 8pm<br />
Emmy Award-winning<br />
Elaine Bromka portrays three<br />
former first ladies in onewoman<br />
show as Bromka shares<br />
their secrets revealing personal<br />
cost <strong>of</strong> the “hardest unpaid job<br />
in the world.” Written by Eric<br />
H. Weinberger with Elaine<br />
Bromka, the play is a witty<br />
behind-the-scene look at Lady<br />
Bird Johnson, Pat Nixon and<br />
| ROBERTA DePIERO<br />
Betty Ford who find they are<br />
celebs. Acclaimed for its<br />
humor and passion, it zeroes<br />
in on linking their<br />
stories by revealing<br />
each one at the end<br />
<strong>of</strong> her time in the<br />
White House.<br />
‘Love Loss’<br />
<strong>March</strong> 17 to<br />
April 8 | 8pm<br />
Sunday-Monday<br />
Extraordinary<br />
Ephron wit ignites<br />
in a funny and<br />
poignant mix-up <strong>of</strong><br />
monologues tagging<br />
life events to failed<br />
purses, sexy boots<br />
and unfortunate<br />
prom dresses. Five<br />
women actresses leapfrog stories<br />
from their lives recalling<br />
garments that were worn, the<br />
outfits their mothers insisted<br />
on and the strange obsessions<br />
with shoes. Carole MacCartee<br />
directs this lighthearted peek<br />
into five women’s lives, starring<br />
Chris Stone, Rebecca Gleason,<br />
Melody Moore, Stephanie<br />
Sander and Stephanie Yosen.<br />
Bob Smith is Assistant Director,<br />
Stage Manager, Master<br />
Electrician and Sound and the<br />
set is by founding Red Barn<br />
member Gary McDonald.<br />
INFO<br />
www.redbarntheatre.com,<br />
(305) 296-9911; Box Office,<br />
319 Duval St., rear<br />
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e<br />
“Betty Ford”<br />
KEY<br />
HAPPENINGS<br />
<strong>March</strong> 9<br />
Relay for <strong>Life</strong><br />
First State Bank <strong>of</strong> the Florida Keys’<br />
gigantic yard sale and car wash 7-11 a.m.<br />
Saturday at its Main Office at 1201 Simonton<br />
St. Relay for <strong>Life</strong> celebrates survivorship<br />
and raises money for the<br />
American Cancer Society.<br />
INFO Relay for <strong>Life</strong>, KeysBank.com<br />
Montessori Children’s School<br />
Montessori Children’s School <strong>of</strong> Key<br />
West annual Open House for prospective<br />
new students 10:30 a.m. -12:30<br />
p.m. Saturday, 1221 Varela St.<br />
League <strong>of</strong> Women Voters<br />
Lower Keys’ LWV holds a Sea Level Rise<br />
Update at 10 a.m. to noon Saturday at<br />
the EcoDiscovery Center at Truman<br />
Waterfront. Program free and open<br />
to public. Seating limited.<br />
NFO (925) 640-7022<br />
<strong>March</strong> 10<br />
Bha’i’ program<br />
e Bha’i’ community and the First<br />
Congregational Church <strong>of</strong> Key West<br />
<strong>of</strong>fer interfaith, unity program 11 a.m.<br />
Sunday at 527 William St. Special guest<br />
Baha’i American Indian Kevin Locke,<br />
storyteller and dancer.<br />
INFO (305) 849-2401<br />
Sister Season Fund<br />
Southernmost Spring Fashion Show<br />
launches 7 p.m. Sunday at Southernmost<br />
House. Doors open at 6 p.m.<br />
<strong>March</strong> 11<br />
Friends <strong>of</strong> the Library<br />
Political analyst Lou Harris speaks at the<br />
next Friends <strong>of</strong> the Key West Library lecture,<br />
6 p.m. Monday, <strong>March</strong> 11, Studios<br />
<strong>of</strong> Key West, 600 White St. Doors open<br />
5:30 p.m. e Dean <strong>of</strong> American pollsters<br />
speaks on “How America Will<br />
Solve Its Crises.” He was chief polling<br />
analyst for CBS News and later ABC<br />
News as well as columnist for the Washington<br />
Post, Newsweek, Chicago Tribune<br />
and New York Daily News.<br />
Art talks at Higgs Beach<br />
Gallery owner Nance Frank and Vera<br />
Vasek speak 6 p.m. about installations <strong>of</strong><br />
international artists William ompson<br />
and Gereon Krebber on Higgs Beach.<br />
Frank <strong>of</strong> Gallery on Greene exhibits<br />
work by ompson. Sculptor Vera Vasek<br />
was guiding spirit behind Krebber’s installation.<br />
After party at Salute on HIggs<br />
Beach follows the talk.
Part II<br />
Ghosts, phanthoms and<br />
wining<br />
the keys<br />
W I N E A B I T, Y O U L L F E E L B E T T E R<br />
specters . . .<br />
Yeah, I’m still blabbing<br />
on about my vacation<br />
with the lovely Leslie to Northern<br />
Cal wine country, and we’re only<br />
now getting to Day 2.<br />
But did Day 2 start <strong>of</strong>f in a<br />
wonderful way. We showed up at<br />
Sonoma-Cutrer and pulled up to a<br />
magnificent winery/business facility.<br />
I mean, we’re talking about<br />
manicured crocket courts!<br />
We went inside the lobby and<br />
were met our host, Beth, who took<br />
us into the tasting room and gave us<br />
an overview <strong>of</strong> the properties, soils<br />
and climates and which blocks were<br />
planted with what varietals/clones.<br />
Sonoma-Cutrer is almost exclusively<br />
chardonnay, but they now also grow<br />
pinot noir in very small quantities<br />
and many different clones <strong>of</strong> chard.<br />
Beth took into the vineyards to<br />
show their sustainable farming<br />
techniques, trellising techniques<br />
and just to taste a few <strong>of</strong> the last<br />
unpicked berries. Delicious.<br />
We then stopped at the pinot<br />
noir winery, which was literally two<br />
small barns. Pinot is treated like a<br />
stepchild when compared to the<br />
chardonnay facilities, but then we<br />
met the assistant winemaker in<br />
charge <strong>of</strong> pinot, and you could see<br />
this stepchild got a lot<br />
<strong>of</strong> love. She took us<br />
over to a freshly pressed<br />
“cake,” the remains <strong>of</strong><br />
the pressing <strong>of</strong> the<br />
grapes, and had us<br />
smell the aromas wafting<br />
<strong>of</strong>f <strong>of</strong> it. Superb.<br />
We then went to the<br />
chardonnay winery, a<br />
huge state-<strong>of</strong>-the-art<br />
facility. We toured the cave where<br />
the chards were going through fermentation<br />
in the barrels. Again, the<br />
aromas were flowing all around us.<br />
Finally we went into the tasting<br />
room, and Beth brought out all five<br />
<strong>of</strong> their chardonnays — two blends<br />
and two single vineyards plus the<br />
reserve chard and the pinot noir. As<br />
STEVE<br />
C A L D E R W O O D<br />
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we tasted, Terry Adams, the director<br />
<strong>of</strong> winemaking, joined us and<br />
added his perspective on the wines.<br />
All outstanding.<br />
During our visit, one interesting<br />
aspect <strong>of</strong> Sonoma-Cutrer ownership<br />
came out. Brown Forman, a huge<br />
wine and liquor conglomerate now<br />
owns S-C, but the nice thing is<br />
you’d never know it — with one e<br />
xception. Corporations have been<br />
buying wineries and most come in<br />
with a heavy hand, influencing<br />
product quality, marketing, even<br />
changing winemakers to suit their<br />
needs. Well, for the most part, this<br />
is not true at S-C.<br />
Terry has been the winemaker at<br />
S-C since 1991, and Brown Forman<br />
knew a good thing. I can honestly<br />
say the quality has continued to rise<br />
in the wines. e issue I had is BF<br />
has decided to take the S-C brand<br />
to retail. It was almost exclusively<br />
available in restaurants plus a few<br />
high-end wine shops. Now they’ve<br />
been coaxed (with a BFH) to create<br />
a second cuvee for the retail market,<br />
with the Sonoma-Cutrer label —<br />
the Sonoma Coast appellation. We<br />
tasted it alongside restaurant-only<br />
labels, and while it was different, it<br />
was damn good. e good side <strong>of</strong><br />
this is we’ll now be able to pick up a<br />
S-C wine at more wine shops, even<br />
supermarkets. e bad side is this is<br />
usually the first step to increased<br />
production levels that<br />
can result in reduced<br />
quality because supermarkets<br />
don’t like stock<br />
outages. e jury is still<br />
out, but Terry seems to<br />
have his hands thoroughly<br />
around it (or<br />
maybe around someone’s<br />
neck.) We’ll see.<br />
As always, remember<br />
if you want to get the email<br />
newsletter Smokin’ Vines, a listing<br />
<strong>of</strong> all the food and booze events in<br />
the Keys, send your name and email<br />
to wineslut@me.com and I’ll add<br />
you to the list.<br />
at’s it for this week so, until<br />
next time, keep whining!<br />
e
MIMoSAS &<br />
millery<br />
Hats by Mad Hatter<br />
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| LARRY BLACKBURN
HELP STUDY SPOTTED EAGLE RAYS<br />
Learn how you can help Mote Marine Laboratory researchers<br />
document spotted eagle rays, a mysterious species whose<br />
movement patterns in the wild are mostly unknown to science, during a free<br />
talk by Mote senior biologist Kim Hull, who reveals how she and her team<br />
study spotted eagle rays. Divers, anglers, snorkelers and others can help look<br />
for Aetobatus narinari hotspots in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary.<br />
e talk, “Spotted Eagle Ray Conservation Research: How YOU can<br />
Help” — 7 p.m. (doors open at 6:45 p.m.) ursday, <strong>March</strong> 7 — is hosted<br />
by NOAA’s Florida Keys Eco Discovery Center in the Dr. Nancy Foster<br />
Florida Keys Environmental Complex, 33 East Quay Road in Key West.<br />
Top: A spotted eagle ray swims <strong>of</strong>f Florida’s Gulf coast.<br />
These rays will be the topic <strong>of</strong> a <strong>March</strong> 7 talk by Mote Marine<br />
Laboratory scientists in the Florida Keys, where Mote is asking<br />
the public to help document rays for research and conservation.<br />
with KIM HULL | photographer<br />
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ROBBED BY THE NAVY<br />
Our new Republican Representative<br />
Holly Raschein<br />
is supporting a government takeover <strong>of</strong> a<br />
private-sector enterprise. And it’s money<br />
out <strong>of</strong> my own personal pockets.<br />
I’m a landlord. I own rental units<br />
down the block from Peary Court on<br />
White Street. I pay real estate taxes.<br />
Holly and the Florida legislature want<br />
to make more money for the government<br />
by unfairly competing with me. How?<br />
By exempting properties that used to be<br />
military housing, even after they’ve been<br />
sold <strong>of</strong>f to be used by non-military<br />
renters. at is, folks who might want to<br />
pay my rents, which in part go to pay my<br />
RE tax, now can go to Peary Court<br />
where rents are lower and landlord’s<br />
pr<strong>of</strong>its still higher. I’m screwed. Even<br />
the resale value <strong>of</strong> my property is lower<br />
because it competes with properties that<br />
don’t have to pay the RE tax.<br />
Raschein writes that a 1996 act<br />
authorized public-private partnerships to<br />
develop military housing. Yes, that is<br />
true, but that act applied exclusively to<br />
its use as MILITARY housing. It has no<br />
provisions for making money by renting<br />
or selling to civilians. In fact, the act<br />
contains such nuggets as “conveyances<br />
for use as housing for the homeless shall<br />
be without consideration.” at is, the<br />
act authorizes giving away military<br />
property for such high civic purposes.<br />
ink how times have changed! It<br />
used to be our public lands were used for<br />
the defense <strong>of</strong> America, which we all<br />
patriotically support, and it<br />
had the side benefit that<br />
some <strong>of</strong> our federal tax<br />
dollars came back to us<br />
from the salaries and expenditures<br />
<strong>of</strong> military personnel<br />
stationed here. Now, as the<br />
military pulls back, it uses<br />
“their” land — which is, <strong>of</strong><br />
course, We e People’s land<br />
— not for any military purposes<br />
but as a cash cow.<br />
Worse, the extra money they make<br />
by not having to pay RE tax does not<br />
even stay in our community — part<br />
goes to Washington, and the rest goes<br />
to their foreign partners!<br />
I met with the Appraiser’s Office last<br />
year to discuss my suing the Navy, for I<br />
THE GREAT<br />
DEBATE<br />
have legal cause, due to my financial<br />
losses caused by their breaking their<br />
own laws. I was relieved at that time to<br />
find they had already determined, along<br />
the same line <strong>of</strong> thinking as my own,<br />
that property tax was quite properly<br />
owed, at least for the buildings, if not<br />
on the land still leased by the Navy.<br />
It mystifies me that anyone representing<br />
me and the other private sector landlords<br />
in the Keys would take the<br />
government’s side against us. Our<br />
military is exorbitantly funded through<br />
our federal taxes. ey do not need to,<br />
in effect, tax private property owners in<br />
this back-door fashion by sucking money<br />
out <strong>of</strong> our pockets. How indeed can<br />
Republicans be behind this?<br />
ree theories: Southeast Housing<br />
LLC has hypnotic, deep-pocketed<br />
lobbyists, and Raschein’s rather new at<br />
this. Or a vague feeling that anything the<br />
military wants is sacred, even if it breaks<br />
its own laws and robs citizens like me.<br />
Worst is what a friend suggested, that<br />
we’re afraid to stand up to the Navy. Was<br />
the restriction on our port that killed<br />
that Truman Marina project just a shot<br />
across our bow? Is Raschein properly<br />
afraid <strong>of</strong> what they might do next, if we<br />
don’t give them their RE exemption?<br />
I so do not want to believe the last<br />
option that I choose not to. But we need<br />
a much better explanation from our<br />
representative than legally inaccurate<br />
arguments that read as though they were<br />
written by Southeast’s lawyers.<br />
I, in fact, sent my<br />
private-sector arguments<br />
to Raschein before she<br />
changed her mind.<br />
She — or Southeast’s<br />
lawyers — answered none<br />
<strong>of</strong> my points.<br />
She did not say, “On the<br />
one hand it hurts landlords,<br />
RICHARD but on the other hand . . . ”<br />
B O E T T G E R Her argument read<br />
C O L U M N I S T as though she were an<br />
advocate for only one side, as opposed<br />
to being the judge hearing both sides<br />
before deciding. So, I guess that’s why we<br />
have actual judges and juries, and the<br />
court <strong>of</strong> public opinion, as our defense<br />
against injustice.<br />
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NOW WE’RE<br />
COOKIN’!<br />
THE FLORIDA KEY LIME<br />
Say what you will about<br />
this winter, but spring<br />
has kinda sprung. When you ride<br />
your bike around the island, you<br />
start to see trees blooming. One in<br />
particular is making a comeback —<br />
the key lime tree. Before you think I<br />
am going to give you a key lime pie<br />
recipe, please continue to read, as I<br />
am not. You can look in my cook<br />
book, “Native Fuel,” or Dave Sloan’s<br />
“e Key Lime Pie Book” to get<br />
tons <strong>of</strong> recipes on the beloved pie. I<br />
want to look at the other great<br />
things this lime from the Keys can<br />
<strong>of</strong>fer us.<br />
Let’s start with a key lime can<br />
only be called that if it’s grown in<br />
the Florida Keys, hence your advantage<br />
to all these trees popping up<br />
around the island and making a<br />
comeback. First thing you<br />
need do when you see<br />
one is smell its flowers.<br />
Amazingly unique smell.<br />
When the tree blooms,<br />
it tends to give a lot <strong>of</strong><br />
fruit. When the fruit is<br />
on the ground and yel-<br />
low, they are full <strong>of</strong> flavor.<br />
Don’t pick the<br />
green fruit.<br />
O.K., a few ideas for<br />
these limes. Key lime<br />
aide is a drink you can have and get<br />
loads <strong>of</strong> vitamins. Add local honey<br />
like Jamaican dogwood and you<br />
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have a sweet and tart drink. Move<br />
over lemon aide!<br />
Take any fish or seafood and<br />
marinate it in key lime juice and<br />
pulp. It will go to a whole new flavor<br />
level. If your thinking I don’t<br />
want to eat raw seafood, that’s O.K.<br />
Marinate seafood for an hour, then<br />
lightly pan fry or bake. You will see<br />
the difference in how the acids <strong>of</strong><br />
the lime tenderize and flavor.<br />
If you only get one or two limes,<br />
a salad dressing is easy to make with<br />
vinegar and oil. Just squeeze the<br />
lime in, add sea satt and pepper for<br />
a real treat.<br />
O.K., last thing you can do with<br />
one lime or more is peel the skin<br />
<strong>of</strong>f, cut the lime in small wedges<br />
[not slices] and add some sea salt to<br />
the wedges, then cover in dark<br />
chocolate and chill in<br />
fridge. Talk about taking<br />
your tastebuds out on a<br />
date. is will become a<br />
new favorite. And you<br />
can only get these great<br />
limes right here in the<br />
Florida Keys!<br />
So get local and<br />
remember, like the song,<br />
“ya put the lime in the<br />
coconut and shake it all<br />
up!”<br />
e<br />
Eat local and always with a friend!<br />
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(Clockwise from right)<br />
Smokin’ Tuna Saloon<br />
Bil Kraus<br />
Green Parrot Bar<br />
Earphunk<br />
Island Dogs<br />
Lo-Fi’s<br />
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F U N T I M E S<br />
Smokin’ Tuna Saloon<br />
4 Charles St., <strong>of</strong>f the<br />
200 block Duval Street,<br />
(305) 517-6350<br />
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Thursday<br />
Scott Kirby 5pm<br />
Caffeine Carl & the Buzz<br />
9:30pm<br />
Friday-Saturday<br />
Scott Kirby 5pm<br />
Rusty Lemmon Band 9:30pm<br />
Saturday<br />
Scott Kirby 2pm<br />
Nace Brothers 6pm<br />
Rusty Lemmon 9:30pm<br />
Sunday-Monday<br />
Bil Kraus 5:30pm<br />
Caffeine Carl and Rusty<br />
Lemmon Band 9pm<br />
Tuesday<br />
Nick Norman 9pm<br />
Wednesday<br />
Lewis Brice 6pm<br />
Nick Norman 9:30pm<br />
Green Parrot Bar<br />
601 White St., (305) 294-6133<br />
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Friday-Sunday<br />
Spiritual Rez<br />
5:30pm and 10pm Friday;<br />
10pm Saturday; 5:30pm Sunday<br />
Boston-based reggae funk horn<br />
party starts with a dose <strong>of</strong> oldschool<br />
Marley-Toots-Tosh reggae<br />
and infuses it with everything<br />
from Sun Ra Arkestra freak jazz<br />
to Steve Vai guitar pyrotechnics.<br />
Inventive intersections like these<br />
define Spiritual Rez which has<br />
toured the country promoting positive<br />
music and attitude. The band<br />
has played with international acts<br />
Smokin’ Tuna<br />
Nace Brothers<br />
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Green Parrot<br />
Spiritual Rez<br />
like George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic<br />
and Toots and<br />
the Maytals. Winners <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Boston Music Award for Best<br />
World Music Act and alumni <strong>of</strong><br />
the Berklee College <strong>of</strong> Music, the<br />
band provides a unique blend <strong>of</strong><br />
reggae, funk, Afrobeat and rock<br />
blending chill island grooves with<br />
raucous urban tribal vibes.<br />
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Earphunk 10pm Wednesday<br />
Wednesday, <strong>March</strong> 13 at 10 p.m.;<br />
5:30pm and 10pm Thursday<br />
Up-and-coming New Orleans<br />
jam-funk band makes a Parrot<br />
debut.,] Emerged as one <strong>of</strong> the<br />
premier jam acts in the Southeast.<br />
Quintet brand <strong>of</strong> high-energy<br />
funk, inspired improvisation<br />
and dynamic stage production.<br />
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Green Parrot Bar<br />
601 White St., (305) 294-6133<br />
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0315-17<br />
Entrain 10pm Wednesday<br />
5:30 p.m. and 10 p.m. Friday and<br />
Saturday; 5:30 p.m. Sunday<br />
Drum-driven sensation from<br />
Martha’s Vineyard merges funk,<br />
rock, reggae, swamp and world<br />
beat rhythms. Praised for ability<br />
to shift effortlessly between musical<br />
styles from rock, Blues, calypso,<br />
zydeco and jazz to world<br />
beat. Synchronization <strong>of</strong> rhythms<br />
from funk to ska, African, Afro-<br />
Cuban, zydeco and folk rock.<br />
Schooner Wharf Bar<br />
202 Williams St., 292-3302<br />
www.schoonerwharf.com<br />
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Thursday Cool Duo 7-11pm<br />
Friday-Sunday<br />
Michael McCloud Noon-5pm<br />
Oyster Johnny & A200<br />
7pm-Midnight<br />
Five-piece band hails from<br />
Southwest Florida. Unplugged<br />
style.<br />
Schooner Wharf Bar<br />
Oyster Johnny & A200<br />
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Monday<br />
Raven Cooper Noon-5pm<br />
River Underground 7-11pm<br />
(Formerly Skraeling) Fusion <strong>of</strong><br />
Celtic, country, rock and maritime-filled<br />
music.<br />
Talented upbeat combo <strong>of</strong> fiddle,<br />
rhythm guitar and Celtic rhythms<br />
on drums. Featuring new and<br />
original songs as well as crowd<br />
favorites.<br />
B.O.’S Fish Wagon<br />
Caroline and William streets<br />
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Southernmost Magnolia<br />
6-9pm<br />
Key West’s version <strong>of</strong> the<br />
renowned New England band<br />
Magnolia plays Cajun, country<br />
and bluegrass. Led by singer and<br />
guitarist Maggie Moniz with local<br />
fixtures Steve Gibson/mandolin,<br />
Cindy Jefferson/bass and worldfamous<br />
Chuck Sherman/pedal<br />
steel. Good time music to get the<br />
toes tapping, feet moving and<br />
head bopping.<br />
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B.O.’s Fish Wagon<br />
Southernmost Magnolia
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F U N T I M E S<br />
Pier House<br />
Rose Bonanza<br />
The Pier House<br />
Wine Gallery Piano Bar,<br />
One Duval, 296-4600<br />
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Friday-Monday 7pm<br />
Singer/pianist Larry Smith Jazz,<br />
popular standards, originals, guest<br />
singers and instrumentalists.<br />
Guests, 9pm.<br />
Sunday Showcase 9pm<br />
Singer/songwriter Rose<br />
Bonanza, <strong>March</strong> 10, from Wilmington,<br />
North Carolina, singing popular<br />
standards and jazz tunes with a generous<br />
sampling <strong>of</strong> foreign language<br />
songs and original compositions. Described<br />
as petite, blond and passionate,<br />
Bonanza has performed sultry<br />
brand <strong>of</strong> torch songs from Las Vegas<br />
and Manhattan and throughout Europe.<br />
She reunites with Larry Smith<br />
and her special guest and friend,<br />
Michael Thomas.<br />
NEXT WEEK: Singers Kathleen<br />
Peace and Christine Cordone perform<br />
Irish music at their annual Irish<br />
St. Patrick’s Day concert, <strong>March</strong> 17.<br />
Monday Jazz Jam Night 9pm<br />
Featuring drummer Skipper Kripitz<br />
and bassist Tim Mc Alpine. These<br />
sessions have become a requisite for<br />
visiting pr<strong>of</strong>essional musicians and a<br />
weekly meeting place for local<br />
instrumentalists and singers in<br />
elaxed improvisational forum.<br />
Southernmost Cigar<br />
Club/90 Mile Lounge<br />
300 Front St., upstairs at 300 Front<br />
St., corner <strong>of</strong> Front and Whitehead<br />
streets, (305) 509-7780<br />
n Live blues seven nights a week<br />
Wednesday 0307 7pm<br />
The Blues Cousins, Bubba Lownotes/<br />
bass, Sparky Price/vocals, guitar,<br />
Mike Sweeney/drums<br />
Thursday-Saturday<br />
Moose and the Bulletpro<strong>of</strong> Blues<br />
Band 7pm-Midnight<br />
Ellard-James “Moose” Boles has<br />
played the blues for almost 50 years.<br />
He has performed with legends like<br />
Gregg Allman, Lou Reed, David<br />
Bowie, Mitch Ryder, John Belushi,<br />
James Cotton, Koko Taylor, Lonnie<br />
Brooks, Stevie Ray Vaughan, to<br />
name a few.<br />
Saturday 0310 7pm<br />
Larry Baeder Played guitar with<br />
jazz legends Jay McShann, Illinois<br />
Jacquet, Eddie “Cleanhead” Vinson<br />
and singer Diane “Mama” Rae. After<br />
brief stints in Los Angeles and San<br />
Francisco, he moved to Boston and<br />
spent five years touring and recording<br />
with Capricorn recording artist<br />
James Montgomery. During that time,<br />
Larry played with legendary blues<br />
artists Muddy Waters, James Cotton,<br />
Junior Wells, Bonnie Raitt, John Lee<br />
Hooker, BuddyGuy, Matt “Guitar”<br />
Murphy, Albert King, Dan “Elwood<br />
Blues” Akroyd, while also producing<br />
tracks for Boston artists.<br />
Every Tuesday 7pm<br />
Open mic jam night<br />
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Hog’s Breath<br />
400 Front. St., (305) 296-4222<br />
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Thursday-Sunday<br />
The Coal Men 10pm–2am<br />
Three-piece Nashville smart-rock<br />
trio. “Nowhere’s Too Far” CD.<br />
Transients 5:30–9:30pm<br />
Organic mix <strong>of</strong> duo Matt Nanke<br />
on acoustic guitar/vocals and<br />
Evan Ryan on electronic/loops<br />
and percussion. Up-tempo<br />
acoustic/synth dance beat duo.<br />
Sunday-Wednesday<br />
Dennis McCaughey<br />
5:30–9:30pm<br />
JoBu 10pm-2am<br />
The Rum Barrel<br />
Quarterdeck, 528 Front St.,<br />
(305) 509-7136<br />
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Tuesday 0312<br />
John LaMere 6pm<br />
Wednesday 0313, 0319<br />
Chris Thomas 6pm<br />
Thursday 0314, 0321<br />
Open Mic Jam with Larry<br />
Baeder & Dora 6pm<br />
Friday 0315 Kevin Poole 7pm<br />
Saturday-Sunday 0316-17<br />
Chillakaya 7pm and 6pm<br />
Monday 0318<br />
Kevin Poole 6pm<br />
Wednesday 0320<br />
Rock Solomon 6pm<br />
Saturday 0323<br />
John Brandoli 7pm<br />
The Rum Barrel<br />
Chillakaya<br />
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505 Front St., (305) 509-7136<br />
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Wednesday 0313<br />
Larry Baeder 8pm<br />
Friday 0315 The Lo-Fi’s 8pm<br />
Three-piece rock band members<br />
Tony Durante/vocals and guitar,<br />
Anthony Picone/vocals/guitar/<br />
bass, Oskar Deko/drums/percussion.<br />
Songs from artists Bob Marley,<br />
Led Zeppelin, David Bowie,<br />
The Beatles, Foo Fighters, The<br />
Cure, Red Hot Chili Peppers;’70s<br />
funk, ‘80s pop, ‘90s rock.<br />
Saturday 0316, 0323<br />
Kevin Poole 1pm<br />
Saturday 0323<br />
Tony Durante 8pm<br />
Charlie Mac’s<br />
404 Southard St., (305) 320-<br />
0204<br />
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Thursday 0314<br />
Kevin Poole 7pm<br />
Friday 0315<br />
Nick Norman 7pm<br />
Shares stage with musicians<br />
Joey <strong>March</strong>iano/Philly and Key<br />
West’s Caffeine Carl Wagoner.<br />
Saturday 0316<br />
Festa & Josh 7pm<br />
Sunday 0317 Mark Z. 7pm<br />
Thursday 0321<br />
Chris Thomas 7pm<br />
Friday 0322<br />
Larry Baeder & Bill Blue 7pm<br />
Saturday 0323<br />
Fiesta & Josh 7pm<br />
Thursday 0324<br />
Jonathan Williams 7pm
OPEN air<br />
ART&music<br />
Arts, crafts, music<br />
and a day strolling<br />
the Historic Seaport<br />
main attractions at<br />
the 13th Schooner<br />
Wharf Open Air Art<br />
& Music Affair. The<br />
annual event was<br />
centered around<br />
Schooner Wharf<br />
Bar, 202 William St.,<br />
and the adjacent<br />
harborwalk along<br />
the waterfront.<br />
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M O N R O E C O U N T Y E D U C A T I O N<br />
Continued from page 4 | “Andy Griffiths (board member) considers<br />
the concept <strong>of</strong> receiving complaints evil. At least no one will be<br />
able to claim they were unaware <strong>of</strong> an infraction or an issue. at’s<br />
called accountability,” Gardi said. He took issue with board member<br />
Robin Smith-Martin’s suggestion that a complaint hotline cannot<br />
exist because local media is irresponsible.<br />
e public and MCSD staff can submit complaints or suggestions<br />
and may do so anonymously. e form suggests, but does not<br />
require, providing a way to contact individuals in the event followup<br />
questions are needed.<br />
“Create an alternate email address if possible,” Gardi suggests,<br />
who claims when more action is required, he may utilize Naked<br />
Conch’s website to draw attention to key issues and concerns. He<br />
also suggests some modifications may occur once people start to<br />
use the form. “It’s a work in progress,” he said, “but progress we<br />
must.”<br />
e form utilizes a system based on a Google Apps platform.<br />
“Once set up, the process can be fairly automated, as it should<br />
have been previously. It’s free, easy to use, low maintenance and reliable.<br />
e only thing difficult to understand in the whole process<br />
is why overpaid School District IT personnel can’t discover these<br />
simple solutions themselves.”<br />
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INFO Matt Gardi, (305) 897-6412, matt@mattgardi.com<br />
n I N R E V I E W W I T H<br />
Ian Brockway<br />
Amour<br />
Michael Haneke is a genuine<br />
auteur. Perhaps one <strong>of</strong> the<br />
last. He might just be the closest thing we<br />
have to the existentialist Albert Camus or the<br />
understated crime writer Patricia Highsmith<br />
in the cinema. No matter what his alienating<br />
subject matter is, he rarely diverts his camera<br />
along a primrose path. Like his contemporary<br />
Lars von Trier, he doesn’t bother to make his<br />
audiences watch comfortably.<br />
He is known for introducing us to savage<br />
voyeurs, spacey Kubrick-cubed kindergarteners<br />
and sociopathic teens.<br />
Haneke’s Oscar-winning “Amour” is somewhat<br />
<strong>of</strong> a departure. e threat comes not<br />
from the white gloved and tennis shirted bestial<br />
youths in “Funny Games” but rather life,<br />
the randomness <strong>of</strong> chance or perhaps the<br />
mere apartment <strong>of</strong> a retired couple.<br />
Georges and Anne (played by Jean-Louis<br />
Trintignant and Emmanuelle Riva) are two<br />
aging former teachers and also husband and<br />
wife who love and respect each other. Georges<br />
is worried about burglaries and a lock on the<br />
door (even though there is no harbinger <strong>of</strong><br />
danger — no sight <strong>of</strong> the creepy Peter or Paul<br />
here). Georges makes a phone call and eats a<br />
meal. Abruptly without an inkling <strong>of</strong> doom,<br />
Anne becomes catatonic and unresponsive.<br />
After what seems five full minutes, Anne<br />
snaps into life as quickly as she left it, with no<br />
memory <strong>of</strong> Georges’ alarm.<br />
Anne gets admitted to the hospital with<br />
surgery on the carotid artery.<br />
She has a stroke. Anne returns home in a<br />
wheelchair, and Georges takes on the task <strong>of</strong><br />
caring for his wife.<br />
e first sight <strong>of</strong> Anne as a gray but<br />
fiery leaf enclosed in chrome is jarring and<br />
confrontational as are the very walls and<br />
corners <strong>of</strong> the apartment which stand out<br />
as spiny exclamation points which may or<br />
may not lead to Anne’s or Georges’ final<br />
moments.<br />
Anne does her best to combat the effect<br />
<strong>of</strong> her stroke which paralyzes the right side<br />
<strong>of</strong> her normally buoyant body, but her<br />
condition becomes progressively worse. Anne<br />
gets a motorized chair and cries with a primal<br />
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glee, but she then gets a second stroke which<br />
confines her to bed.<br />
All the while Georges soldiers on stoic and<br />
resolute, refusing to return calls. Relatives and<br />
friends pop by to snoop in a Kafkaesque manner.<br />
While Eva (Isabelle Huppert) carries on<br />
about money as her invalid mother heaves laboriously<br />
is absurdist and bleak, the student<br />
Ge<strong>of</strong>f (William Shimell) with his bland<br />
obsequiousness will definitely remind you<br />
<strong>of</strong> the pokey assistants in e Castle.<br />
To intensify things (if by chance you crave<br />
more) there is a bedroom scene that is almost<br />
as anxious as William Friedkin with a gob <strong>of</strong><br />
water dramatically spat in Georges’ face.<br />
e icing on the sickle, however, is the<br />
emergence <strong>of</strong> Georges’ nightmare which is as<br />
scary as a Ringu-cycle horror film.<br />
“Amour” echoes Kafka’s e Metamorphosis<br />
in its juxtaposition <strong>of</strong> haunt and hurt.<br />
Impressionist landscape paintings shown<br />
between Anne’s exchanges <strong>of</strong> breath are<br />
comparable to Gregor’s insectile yearning<br />
for the lascivious muffed portrait on his<br />
bedroom wall.<br />
Both are beyond reach.<br />
Georges impulsively seals up the room<br />
with brown packing tape, and the effect is<br />
very like that <strong>of</strong> sealing up a caterpillar within<br />
a cocoon.<br />
By the time Eva re-enters with businesslike<br />
heels clicking on the silent floor, the<br />
apartment might just have well been visited<br />
by the smirking white shades <strong>of</strong> Peter or Paul<br />
only seconds before.<br />
Hyde Park on Hudson<br />
Ever since “e King's Speech”<br />
and even before, royal or political<br />
stories based on semi-true events circa 1930<br />
have been all the rage. “Hyde Park on Hudson”<br />
is the latest <strong>of</strong> these. From the outset, I<br />
wish I had liked the film more. It has all the<br />
right elements: the accomplished Laura Linney<br />
as Margaret Suckley, FDR’s sixth cousin<br />
and the all but fictional Mistress and a tempting<br />
breezy story with top-notch production<br />
design. e cars, suits, hats and cream-colored<br />
dresses shine in chrome perfection, second<br />
only to Jack Clayton’s “e Great Gatsby.”<br />
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ART RECEPTIONS | EXHIBITIONS<br />
Thursday, <strong>March</strong> 7<br />
Judith Zabar "Vestiges" Opening & Reception, 5:30 PM<br />
Cocco and Salem Gallery, 1111 Duval St. 292-0072.<br />
coccoandsalem.com.<br />
Historic Seaport District Art Walk, 6 PM<br />
Exhibitions & receptions at galleries & shops along Fleming, Caroline<br />
& Greene Streets. Local artists displaying their work & local merchants<br />
will be staying open late in participation. Including: Dawn Wilkins &<br />
Karen Palmer Opening & Reception, Art @830 Gallery & Studio, Caroline<br />
St.<br />
"Muse" Opening & Reception, 6:30 PM<br />
Lucky Street Gallery, 540 Greene St. 294-3973. luckystreetgallery.com.<br />
Roberta Marks, Helen Colley & Carol Munder.<br />
Friday, <strong>March</strong> 8<br />
Bernard Oulie Opening & Reception, 5 PM<br />
Joy Gallery, 330 Simonton St. joygalleryonline.com.<br />
Amanda Johnson Painting-in-Residence, 6 PM<br />
Two Monkeys Fine Art, 518 Fleming St. 414-8396. David@TwoMonkeysFineArt.com.<br />
FESTIVALS | FUNDRAISER<br />
Saturday, <strong>March</strong> 9<br />
Plein Air Key West - 5th Annual, 9 AM Register<br />
Key West Art Center, 301 Front St. 294-1241. keywestartcenter.com.<br />
Artists register to paint at their outdoor location <strong>of</strong> choice then return<br />
finished works to the Art Center for display followed by a Happy Hour<br />
Show & Sale.<br />
LECTURES<br />
Thursday & Saturday, <strong>March</strong> 7 & 9<br />
Mel Fisher Museum Celebrates Florida 500, 7:30 PM<br />
Mel Fisher Museum, 200 Greene St. Corey Malcom, call to register<br />
294-2633. melfishermuseum.org.<br />
Free parking at the Westin.<br />
LITERARY<br />
Thursday, <strong>March</strong> 7<br />
Cafe con Libros, 9:30 AM<br />
Key West Library, Conference Room, 700 Fleming St. Kris, 292-3595<br />
or neihouse-kris@monroecounty-fl.gov.<br />
Saturday, <strong>March</strong> 9<br />
Key West Writers Guild Meeting, 9 AM<br />
Key West by the Sea, 2601 S. Roosevelt Blvd. keywestwritersguild.net<br />
Monday, <strong>March</strong> 11<br />
Friends <strong>of</strong> the Library Lecture Series - Lou Harris, 6 PM<br />
TSKW, Main Hall, 600 White St. 294-8488. friends<strong>of</strong>thekeywestlibrary.org.<br />
FILM<br />
Monday, <strong>March</strong> 11<br />
Tropic Cinema - Monday Series: "Les Quatre Cents Coups (The 400<br />
Blows)", 7 PM<br />
Tropic Cinema, 416 Eaton St. 877-761-3456. tropiccinmea.com.<br />
Wednesday, <strong>March</strong> 13<br />
Ibis Bay "Dive-In" Movie, 7:30 PM<br />
Ibis Bay Beach Resort, 3101 N. Roosevelt Blvd. Michael Shields, 394-<br />
3804. tinyurl.com/c9db5ho.<br />
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n L E G A L I T I E S W I T H<br />
Louis Petrone<br />
The Pope recently announced his resignation.<br />
It took effect February 28, <strong>2013</strong>.<br />
Benedict XVI is no longer Pope. e Catholic<br />
Church will be without a Papal leader for a few weeks<br />
until the body <strong>of</strong> Cardinals elect a new Pope.<br />
ere is a push within the Catholic Church<br />
hierarchy for the Cardinals to meet sooner than<br />
proscribed in Canon law to elect a new Pope.<br />
e abruptness <strong>of</strong> the Pope’s announcement <strong>of</strong><br />
retirement and the rush to elect a new Pope concern<br />
me. Why three weeks notice <strong>of</strong> Benedict’s retirement?<br />
Why the move to amend Canon law to permit the<br />
election <strong>of</strong> an immediate replacement? Moreover,<br />
why Benedict’s resignation in the first place?<br />
Popes do not retire. ey reign till they die. ey<br />
can be ill in bed and find it difficult to carry out their<br />
Papal duties. ey nevertheless remain Pope.<br />
e last time a Pope resigned was in the 1200s.<br />
However, at that time, the Church had schism<br />
problems and was divided. Each group elected its<br />
own Pope. Two reigned at one time. Once the<br />
problems between the two factions were settled, one<br />
<strong>of</strong> the Popes had to resign. at is the background<br />
<strong>of</strong> the only Papal resignation prior to this time.<br />
Something is amiss. ere are things we do not<br />
know. Matters the<br />
Church is not<br />
sharing with us.<br />
Lest anyone think I<br />
am picking on the<br />
Catholic Church, be<br />
aware <strong>of</strong> my Catholic<br />
background. I was an<br />
alter boy and choir boy.<br />
I attended Catholic<br />
grammar school, high<br />
school and college. I am<br />
a fallen away Catholic. My mental change began<br />
while I was a student in college. It does not mean I<br />
do not believe in God. It means I did not agree with<br />
certain decisions <strong>of</strong> the Church early on and have<br />
continued to disagree with others over the course <strong>of</strong><br />
my life.<br />
Today the Vatican is a place <strong>of</strong> intrigue, mismanagement<br />
and scandal. Internal political wars are ongoing.<br />
Is it one problem that has wrought the Pope’s<br />
resignation? Or the culmination <strong>of</strong> problems which<br />
suddenly have swirled out <strong>of</strong> control? Or is it nothing?<br />
Has the Pope determined he is old and a<br />
younger, healthier mind is better to direct the<br />
Church?<br />
I believe it is a culmination <strong>of</strong> problems with<br />
KEY WEST<br />
LOU<br />
THE RESIGNATION OF POPE BENEDICT XVI<br />
LOU<br />
P E T R O N E<br />
TALK SHOW HOST<br />
something new on the horizon which as yet is secret<br />
to those outside Church hierarchy.<br />
e priest pedophile scandal is worldwide. It has<br />
been for 30 some odd years. e Church buried the<br />
problem. Now it is seeing the light <strong>of</strong> day. Priests are<br />
being arrested, tried and sent to jail. Diocesan hierarchy<br />
are being charged and tried for participating in<br />
coverups. It has been claimed that the Church has<br />
been less than appropriate when discussing matters<br />
involving Jews and Muslims. To the point that both<br />
groups have been angered.<br />
Last year the Pope’s personal butler was arrested<br />
for stealing private Papal documents. He was tried<br />
and jailed. ereafter the Pope visited him, forgave<br />
him and assisted in his release. Why was the butler<br />
arrested in the first place? Why did the Papacy subject<br />
itself to scrutiny regarding the issue? Why didn’t the<br />
church merely fire its employee and send him on his<br />
way? God’s admonition is forgive and forget, turn the<br />
other cheek.<br />
e Church has lost many members over the<br />
years. Fallen away Catholics. As am I. Church attendance<br />
in the United States is down by two-thirds in<br />
the last 20 years. Italy is another example. Church<br />
attendance is down 90 percent in 10 years. Both figures<br />
are attributed to the pedophile issue. e Church<br />
has made no effort to recapture its former members.<br />
e Vatican bank has problems. It has been under<br />
a three-year investigation for money laundering. Last<br />
year Italian authorities confiscated a Vatican account<br />
containing $20 million.<br />
Claims are constant that the Vatican has become a<br />
ship with out a rudder. Mismanagement prevails.<br />
e Church historically found new members in<br />
developing countries. It bolstered the Church to have<br />
amongst its flock these converts. e Church was<br />
alone in seeking to convert these persons. No more.<br />
Evangelical pentecostal groups are competing in<br />
places where heret<strong>of</strong>ore the Church was the only one.<br />
e number <strong>of</strong> people not believing in God has<br />
increased dramatically the past 20 years. e Church<br />
has made no effort to recapture these persons to God.<br />
ere is the issue <strong>of</strong> gay priests. Homosexuality<br />
apparently is significant in priestly ranks. Last week<br />
there were announcements to the effect that Vatican<br />
gay priests were being subjected to blackmail by persons<br />
outside the Vatican.<br />
An oracle <strong>of</strong> wisdom I am not. I do not know<br />
what specifically motivated the Pope’s retirement and<br />
the rush to elect a new Pope. I do have a sense <strong>of</strong><br />
when something is wrong. Whatever the problem(s),<br />
I hope they are revealed and corrected post haste.<br />
Get them out and deal with them. God’s people <strong>of</strong> all<br />
people must be transparent.<br />
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MUSIC<br />
Nightly Entertainment - Tavern N' Town, 5 PM<br />
Marriot Beachside, 3841 N. Roosevelt Blvd.<br />
Thursday thru Saturday, <strong>March</strong> 7-9<br />
In the Cabaret, 5 PM<br />
The Gardens Hotel, 526 Angela St. 294-2661.<br />
gardenshotel.com.<br />
Thursday: John Benson, Friday: Michael Robinson,<br />
Saturday: Jimmy Olson.<br />
Friday, <strong>March</strong> 8<br />
Legends in Concert - The Coasters, The Drifters,<br />
Platters & Temptations Tribute, 8 PM<br />
Tennessee Williams Theatre, 5901 College Rd.<br />
295-7676. keystix.com.<br />
Friday & Saturday, <strong>March</strong> 8 & 9<br />
Livingston Taylor, 8 PM<br />
TSKW, 600 White St. 295-7676. keystix.com.<br />
Sunday, <strong>March</strong> 10<br />
Libby York & Bobby Nesbitt, 12 PM<br />
Cafe Sole, 1029 Southard St. 294-0230. libbyyork.com.<br />
Jazz in the Gardens - Scott Marishien, 5 PM<br />
The Gardens Hotel, 526 Angela St. 294-2661.<br />
gardenshotel.com.<br />
Paradise Big Band, 8 PM<br />
Tennessee Williams Theatre, 5901 College Rd.<br />
295-7676. keystix.com.<br />
Monday & Tuesday, <strong>March</strong> 11 & 12<br />
Living Room Series “ Libby York with Jeremy<br />
Kahn",8 PM<br />
Truman Little White House, 111 Front St. 294-<br />
9911. keystix.com.<br />
THEATER<br />
Thursday, <strong>March</strong> 7<br />
The Drowsy Chaperone - Opening Night, 8 PM<br />
Tuesdays thru Saturdays thru <strong>March</strong> 30.<br />
Waterfront Playhouse, 310 Wall St. 294-5015.<br />
waterfrontplayhouse.org.<br />
Fridays thru Sundays, <strong>March</strong> 8-10<br />
Seminar by KW Fringe, 8 PM<br />
Kelly's Caribbean, Upstairs, 301 Whitehead.<br />
786-529-2281. keystix.com.<br />
Sunday & Monday, <strong>March</strong> 10 & 11<br />
Love, Loss & What I Wore, 8 PM<br />
Red Barn Theatre, 319 Duval St. 296-9911. redbarntheatre.com<br />
Monday, <strong>March</strong> 11<br />
Waterfront Playhouse Presents: Behind the<br />
Scenes, 6 PM<br />
Waterfront Playhouse, 310 Wall St. 294-5015.<br />
waterfrontplayhouse.org.<br />
Tuesdays thru Saturdays, <strong>March</strong> 7,8,9,12 & 13<br />
Time Stands Still Opening Night, 8 PM<br />
Red Barn Theatre, 319 Duval St. 296-9911. redbarntheatre.com.<br />
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miss closet ball<br />
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n I N R E V I E W W I T H<br />
Ian Brockway<br />
ere is also the added expectation<br />
<strong>of</strong> the inimitable and quirky Bill<br />
Murray as FDR, who usually gives<br />
unusual verve and spirit to his<br />
repertoire <strong>of</strong> curmudgeons. If only a<br />
stellar cast could make some historical<br />
hijinx.<br />
I can forgive that a fair bit <strong>of</strong><br />
drama is enhanced here, that Suckley<br />
is only known to be a romantic<br />
platonic but intimate confidante to<br />
FDR. According to my research, she<br />
never did anything improper or sexual,<br />
but shared “secrets” with the<br />
president nonetheless.<br />
e main problem is there is not<br />
much here, and it lags by midway.<br />
I yearned to hang a metaphysical<br />
FDR hat on Bill Murray who I<br />
greatly admire, but he is reticent,<br />
flushed and wobble headed for too<br />
much <strong>of</strong> the outing. Aside from<br />
some realistic and astonishing grabbing<br />
at desks and tables (his polio<br />
was not much talked about even in<br />
my school) to steady his braced legs,<br />
there is little sense <strong>of</strong> Roosevelt<br />
here. I could not escape from a<br />
smoking and drinking Murray in an<br />
FDR suit.<br />
Much <strong>of</strong> the circus-business centers<br />
on King George VI, the stutterblighted<br />
Bertie from “e King’s<br />
Speech,” played here by Samuel<br />
West and his visit to Roosevelt at<br />
Hudson, New York. e King and<br />
Queen Elizabeth (Olivia Colman)<br />
spend a good parcel <strong>of</strong> time being<br />
frustrated and worked up about a<br />
hot dog picnic, and although the<br />
humor escapes me, there were quite<br />
a few laughs behind me.<br />
e goings-on are played for<br />
light laughs with obligatory scenes<br />
<strong>of</strong> the staff peeking behind closed<br />
doors.<br />
King George’s stutter is so well<br />
established from past cinematic out-<br />
ings, but we get little else here. He<br />
is henpecked by Elizabeth. Shouldn’t<br />
there be just a bit more?<br />
Laura Linney for her part seems<br />
either sleepy or overcome with tears<br />
ala melodrama. In one scene during<br />
a dark and moony night when spying<br />
Eleanor (Olivia Williams) runs<br />
and screams and, yes, stumbles and<br />
falls. Granted this is faux history,<br />
but it might as well be “Twilight.”<br />
e most intriguing scene occurs<br />
during a drive through a field <strong>of</strong><br />
lavender flowers. Although we do<br />
not see the explicit act, it is pretty<br />
well described that Roosevelt is<br />
flushed and near climax with Margaret<br />
in the car. But the incident is<br />
never mentioned again with attention<br />
shifting to King George, hot<br />
dogs and stuttering with it all running<br />
tepid.<br />
ere is such a buildup over the<br />
picnic itself that by the time it occurs,<br />
it is all circumstance. e<br />
crowds arrive, flashbulbs pop, and<br />
hotdogs are eaten with patronizing<br />
talk <strong>of</strong> Native American dance and<br />
none <strong>of</strong> it is compelling. e coming<br />
and going proves too digestible.<br />
ink <strong>of</strong> it as a hybrid <strong>of</strong> “e<br />
King’s Speech” and “Downton<br />
Abbey” put through a vermouth<br />
filter. And, granted, it is perfectly<br />
feasible to enjoy the passing <strong>of</strong> 90<br />
minutes in this association under<br />
the breeze <strong>of</strong> Bill Murray, some hot<br />
dog banter and booze.<br />
e missed opportunity <strong>of</strong><br />
“Hyde Park on Hudson” is that<br />
we have only a mere coat hanger<br />
<strong>of</strong> Roosevelt, a not too sneaky<br />
Margaret Suckley, and a sketch<br />
<strong>of</strong> a friendship between a silly<br />
King George VI and an American<br />
president.<br />
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DEAR<br />
VENUS JONES<br />
M A Y T H E S T A R S B E W I T H Y O U<br />
RELATIONSHIPS TRIGGER LESSONS<br />
Dear Venus Jones: Fifteen years<br />
ago I was so in love that I thought I<br />
would burst with the joy and in fact did<br />
in a way. A child was created between us,<br />
and she is everything anyone could ever<br />
expect and so much more.<br />
e relationship between her father<br />
and I ended badly early on, so badly in<br />
fact, that we have literally had the real life<br />
“War <strong>of</strong> the Roses” ever since — not over<br />
property, but over her. We have been to<br />
court so many times I have lost count,<br />
and I have raised my daughter almost<br />
entirely on my own financially. I’ll tell<br />
you how hard it was in one little story:<br />
One day when my daughter was about<br />
five years old, I was straightening her<br />
room and, as all little girls, she had<br />
anyone’s guess at the number <strong>of</strong> bags and<br />
pocketbooks. One <strong>of</strong> these dumped its<br />
contents when I picked it up upside<br />
down. You can imagine my surprise when<br />
I saw it had contained a twenty dollar<br />
bill. On impulse I checked the other<br />
bags. Amazingly, eacg contained a twenty<br />
dollar bill. I was shocked. Where did the<br />
money come from?<br />
When I asked my daughter about it,<br />
she said, “Well, Mom, you<br />
know how Daddy is always<br />
telling us that he’s broke and<br />
can’t pay the child support?<br />
Well, one day I was at his<br />
house, and he was in the<br />
shower and his wallet was<br />
laying there and it was full<br />
<strong>of</strong> money, and I knew we<br />
were broke . . . .”<br />
To make a long story<br />
short, my daughter has<br />
grown into a tough,<br />
talented leader and honor<br />
roll student, debate team,<br />
cheerleader, with the golden<br />
looks <strong>of</strong> a Barbie doll and all<br />
the charm, charisma and intelligence<br />
to go with it — a very dangerous<br />
dynamic combination. She “will” have<br />
her way one “way” or another.<br />
I have remained a single Mom with<br />
only one real goal, and that is that my<br />
daughter have and be the best. I have<br />
been challenged the entire way. Her<br />
father has done everything to discredit<br />
DEAR VENUS<br />
COLUMNIST<br />
SYLVIA BOGART<br />
Sylviabogart@yahoo.com<br />
Email questions or<br />
call for appointment,<br />
(305) 731-6280.<br />
me. He has even taken my own father to<br />
court and accused him <strong>of</strong> things I don’t<br />
even care to mention, broken into my<br />
house, harrased me on a continual basis<br />
by phone, even built his house one-half<br />
block from mine on the same street,<br />
parading his new family back and forth<br />
under the pretense <strong>of</strong> wanting to be close<br />
to his daughter so she could experience a<br />
“real” family lifestyle.<br />
Finally, it seemingly worked. My<br />
daughter and I got into an actual fight.<br />
She physically attacked me and hurt me<br />
so bad I had to go to the hospital. While<br />
I was there, she got her father to help her<br />
move almost all <strong>of</strong> her things to his<br />
house. He now has custody <strong>of</strong> her.<br />
I did not fight him on this. She is<br />
grown. She and I have since mended our<br />
fences and are best friends again. We talk<br />
on the phone daily just like old times.<br />
He, however, is livid and has gotten<br />
a restraining order on me and is now<br />
taking me to court again demanding I<br />
get a psychiatric evaluation and go for<br />
counseling sessions.<br />
I am complying as I see no reason not<br />
to, although I could kick myself for all<br />
<strong>of</strong> those times I didn’t make a<br />
call on him so I at least had a<br />
paper trail <strong>of</strong> legal documentation<br />
— pro<strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong> how he has<br />
behaved toward me all <strong>of</strong> these<br />
years.<br />
Now I feel as if all the cards<br />
are stacked against me, and I<br />
don’t know why he is still<br />
coming after me. I have done<br />
everything asked <strong>of</strong> me. I am<br />
even paying child support.<br />
What is it he wants from<br />
me, and why is he still angry?<br />
When will this nightmare end?<br />
Dear Proud Mother: You<br />
are not alone. Relationships are not<br />
rational. ey are hormonal. ey do not<br />
spring from the head but from the heart<br />
and, <strong>of</strong> course, other more magnetic<br />
sources. ey are, however, what the<br />
whole world, for the most part, revolves<br />
around.<br />
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e traveler<br />
All his life Tommy had diligently followed the<br />
rules. Until he turned 30 when he was thunderstruck<br />
with wanderlust. Sitting at the kitchen table in the only<br />
house he had ever known, sharing cake and c<strong>of</strong>fee with his<br />
mother, nervously scraping up invisible crumbs from around<br />
his plate, “I need more!” he declared. His mother picked up<br />
the knife and made to cut him another slice <strong>of</strong> cake. “I need a<br />
life!” he almost shouted, yanking the knife from her hand. He<br />
told her <strong>of</strong> his plans and she broke down and wept. Tommy<br />
promised to write, but he was resolved. Before he left, he sold<br />
everything, including his truck.<br />
He kept only a guitar and whatever else he could stuff into<br />
a backpack.<br />
Everyone said he had been a cute baby. People fawned over<br />
him, occasionally mistaking him for a girl, he had always been<br />
slight and what with his shiny pelt <strong>of</strong> blonde hair and his tiny<br />
upturned nose. But he wanted more from life.<br />
He had been’walking’ for the past few<br />
months, which in truth involved many a<br />
hitched ride. Most <strong>of</strong>ten from women. On<br />
Christmas Day, somewhere in Texas, a lady in<br />
a silver pickup truck stopped beside him on<br />
the interstate and kicked open the passenger<br />
door, “For heaven’s sake!” she yelled at him,<br />
“C’mon! Get in! I’m feeding your skinny ass<br />
tonight!”<br />
anks in part to his still appealing features<br />
Tommy was <strong>of</strong>fered space on s<strong>of</strong>as and<br />
guest rooms, but he declined, saying sweetly,<br />
“If I may, I’d rather sleep on your back porch. I have a sleeping<br />
bag.” But he’ll make use <strong>of</strong> the bathroom, and the kitchen,<br />
and even another ride to the next oasis. Always maintaining<br />
the illusion <strong>of</strong> roughing it and flexing his imagination Tommy<br />
convinced himself he was experiencing freedom.<br />
Sensibly, given the weather, he was headed south. He’d<br />
never heard <strong>of</strong> Key West only a few months before, but now<br />
he was walking the last stretch <strong>of</strong> the road, to the southernmost<br />
point in the Continental United States. He walked into<br />
paradise and fairly effortlessly found a shelter for the night, illegally<br />
nuzzling under the sheltering eaves <strong>of</strong> an abandoned<br />
house near the center <strong>of</strong> town. Tommy slept under that house<br />
for several nights, without incident. It was okay at night, but<br />
in the daytime he said, “I do have to come out, with this huge<br />
backpack.”<br />
Tommy relied on an engaging smile and he easily picked<br />
up handyman jobs to keep up a flow <strong>of</strong> lucre in his pockets.<br />
Nightly, he had taken to sitting at the bar <strong>of</strong> the Green Parrot,<br />
with his array <strong>of</strong> drinks, a beer, a shot, his bag <strong>of</strong> loose tobacco,<br />
he rolled his cigarettes. All his toys giving him the appearance<br />
<strong>of</strong> self-containment, but in reality, they were mere<br />
props.<br />
When she entered and ordered a bottle <strong>of</strong> water he noticed<br />
her. After traveling for several months Tommy’s instincts were<br />
sharpening. “Hello,” he said, smiling.<br />
Walking away she noticed twenty bucks had vanished.<br />
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CHRISTINA<br />
O X E N B E R G<br />
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<strong>March</strong> 10<br />
Sister Season is in fashion,<br />
launches a fashion show<br />
Spring is in the air, and fashion is<br />
on the agenda for Sister Season<br />
Fund, launching its Southernmost Spring<br />
Fashion Show Sunday, <strong>March</strong> 10, at the historic<br />
Southernmost House. Doors open 6<br />
p.m.; show begins promptly at 7 p.m.<br />
Sister Season has, under the leadership <strong>of</strong><br />
event coordinator Julie Hanson, recruited a<br />
bevy <strong>of</strong> locals to model fashions ranging from<br />
the casual to the formal.<br />
“ere will even be a bride and groom,”<br />
Hanson said.<br />
Models include Jennifer Lloyd, Lynn Dalton,<br />
Cheryl Cates, Frank Cicalese, Stephen<br />
Post, Tiffany Cadzow, Kerry Ellis, Kyle Hogue,<br />
Alicia Arrazola, , Mark Patterson, Jocelyn<br />
Ashe, Shawn Hernandez,<br />
Tony Gill, Stacy omason,<br />
even some family ensembles:<br />
Wendy, Madi and Makenzie<br />
Zintmaster, Suzanne, Randy<br />
and Jackson Moore, and Oksana<br />
and Sophia Lyashenko.<br />
Model Jennifer Lloyd is<br />
doing double duty as chair <strong>of</strong><br />
the decorations committee;<br />
Lynn Dalton is obtaining<br />
treats from local restaurants<br />
with assistance from Julie<br />
Hartnett. Greg Tredow is providing<br />
music, and publicity<br />
and media is in the hands <strong>of</strong><br />
Ginger King, Brad Buckholts<br />
and Connie Gilbert. Program<br />
design is by Susan Jolly.<br />
Early sponsors include La-<br />
Trottoria, A Catered Affair, Two Friends Patio<br />
Restaurant, Centennial Bank, Ginger King,<br />
Realtor, Square One.<br />
“We are always trying new ideas for Sister<br />
Season Fund to raise money and awareness for<br />
the organization,” Hanson said. “is is our<br />
newest event, and we hope to continue it every<br />
__<br />
Proceeds go to Sister Season Fund, Inc., a<br />
501(c)(3) nonpr<strong>of</strong>it charity to help those who<br />
work in the tourist/hospitality industry with rent<br />
and utilities when out <strong>of</strong> work due to illness or<br />
injury through no fault <strong>of</strong> their own.<br />
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OUT<br />
back<br />
year. It’s an event for everyone — fun and<br />
enjoyable. Come early and enjoy the<br />
hors d’oeurves and ocean view.”<br />
Food tables, spring motif silent auction and<br />
20 models sport Key West’s finest fashions.<br />
INFO<br />
www.KeysTix.com for tickets:<br />
Table <strong>of</strong> 8, $160; indivial table seating, $25<br />
KWFBG • <strong>March</strong> 12<br />
Not just for breakfast anymore!<br />
How do archaeologists figure out what<br />
prehistoric humans ate and how their food<br />
became plant medicine? Key West Tropical<br />
Forest and Botanical Garden celebrates Archeology<br />
Month with a fascinating presentation 7<br />
p.m. Tuesday, <strong>March</strong> 12, by guest speaker Dr.<br />
Michelle Williams, director <strong>of</strong> the Southeast<br />
Region <strong>of</strong> the Florida Public Archaeology <strong>Network</strong><br />
at Florida Atlantic University. She is an<br />
archaeologist who specializes<br />
in the use <strong>of</strong> plants by prehistoric<br />
Native Americans. Native<br />
Keys flora will be among<br />
the species discussed.<br />
e event is in the Forest’s<br />
Nature Chapel on College<br />
Road. Free to KWBGS members;<br />
$5for non-members.<br />
Students also free.<br />
KWFBG • <strong>March</strong> 16<br />
‘Migration Mania’<br />
Migration Mania is back<br />
with 7,000 eggs hidden<br />
throughout the garden for e<br />
Great Egg Hunt. Designed for<br />
families with children <strong>of</strong> all<br />
ages, the event features four<br />
egg hunts, live birds and other<br />
hands-on activities for all-day fun! Organizations<br />
the Keys join the event to contribute interactive<br />
displays related to birds and our<br />
ecosystem. Learn about local environment<br />
through crafts, activities and games and family-oriented<br />
activity benefiting Key West community.<br />
Gates open 9:30 a.m. Egg hunts<br />
throughout the event, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. with<br />
hunts for ages 4 and under and 5 and up.<br />
12:15 p.m. Key West Wildlife Bird Center<br />
hosts a meet-and-greet for the whole family.<br />
Crafts, activities and bounce house. e<br />
INFO<br />
www.kwbgs.or, (305) 849-8733
Dear<br />
VENUS<br />
STEVE CALDERWOOD<br />
| Continued from page 25<br />
Children are the creation <strong>of</strong><br />
this and a combination <strong>of</strong> that<br />
passion, intensity. In actuality,<br />
they are the focal point, the composite<br />
in form and substance <strong>of</strong><br />
both hopes, dreams, faith, love<br />
and joy. In most cases the child is<br />
a continual trigger.<br />
Children have to be allowed to<br />
become individuals. ey are not<br />
either <strong>of</strong> you in reality. ey do<br />
not want what you want. In a single-parent<br />
home, it can get sticky<br />
when that parent has their hopes<br />
and dreams pinned on the child.<br />
Your ex’s behavior is the real<br />
problem. You have almost completely<br />
overlooked the issue at<br />
hand, what has triggered every<br />
one <strong>of</strong> your problems, court battles,<br />
misnomers — that you both<br />
love your daughter.<br />
Even though you say you are<br />
complying with everything, I am<br />
looking at your chart and hearing<br />
what you are not saying or seeing.<br />
What you are refusing to see or to<br />
accept is that you need to let go <strong>of</strong><br />
the past. ere is no future in it<br />
except more pain. Yes, your<br />
daughter IS grown. What about<br />
you? Isn’t it time you got your<br />
own life?<br />
Nothing has the ability to have<br />
any affect on you unless you allow<br />
it to. You think your ex is trying<br />
to destroy you. Turn it around<br />
and look at your own reactions to<br />
him.ere has been a standing invitation<br />
for him to do whatever he<br />
wanted in your not closing the<br />
door on the past, validated he was<br />
wrong and you the victim.<br />
All victims and preditors are<br />
self made. It takes a working relationship<br />
for either to survive and<br />
thrive. Make a different choice<br />
and everything changes.<br />
Take charge <strong>of</strong> your own life.<br />
Allow joy and light to come in<br />
and become the woman you want<br />
your daughter to strive to be. is<br />
time do it for yourself. When we<br />
refuse to get a certain lesson, we<br />
will be given it over and over<br />
again until we do. e<br />
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BITCHIN’<br />
PARADISE<br />
THINGS THAT<br />
MAKE YOU GO<br />
HMMMMMM . . .<br />
Why . . .<br />
do some<br />
people think it’s perfectly legal<br />
and acceptable to operate a scooter<br />
on a sidewalk in Key West?<br />
. . . is it always the driver <strong>of</strong> an<br />
electric car, scooter, etc., that<br />
operates the camera while driving<br />
through town?<br />
. . . do customers ask their<br />
bartenders and servers if they<br />
live here?<br />
. . . do you assume that if I am<br />
honking at you then I am an asshole<br />
tourist, and you are compelled to<br />
yell “slow down, we’re on island<br />
time?” Perhaps I am just alerting<br />
you that your ginormous SUV is<br />
about to back over my tiny little<br />
SmartCar that you didn’t even see in<br />
your rear-view mirror. Jerk.<br />
. . . can’t people who don’t live here<br />
not shut the fuck up about why<br />
they deserve a local’s discount? Still.<br />
Get over it, ya crybaby.<br />
. . . do people come in to a wine bar<br />
and ask for the house wine?<br />
. . . have we not banded together<br />
to form a bike-theft vigilante gang?<br />
It’s getting ridiculous.<br />
. . . does every Conch Train stick its<br />
nose out into the intersection on a<br />
yellow light, resulting in opposing<br />
traffic missing half their green light<br />
time?<br />
. . . do you think you can poison<br />
chickens and get away with it?<br />
Yep, I’ve still got my eyes on you.<br />
at’s all.<br />
e<br />
Kimberley<br />
Denney<br />
@bitchinparadise