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K E Y R E A L E S T A T E I N T H E F L O R I D A K E Y S
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Vol.2 No.24<br />
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l You’ve got to be kidding me. e developer group<br />
White Street Partners and Balfour Beatty think they<br />
can come in an dictate to our city “negotiable” terms<br />
for affordable housing! We should tell the group of<br />
WEEK | LARRY BLACKBURN<br />
one percenters to go take a hike. I’ve worked here in<br />
Key West for 12 years and many times have to work<br />
two jobs to pay for my one-bedroom housing. Every<br />
day the city loses more and more affordable units that<br />
it may be getting close, for me at least, to say adios to<br />
paradise. Hell, many of my friends now live in Big<br />
Coppitt and Bay Point. Is Sugar Loaf really that much<br />
farther? I think not. I even hear there are buses carrying<br />
migrant workers out of Homestead now.<br />
Back to my point, and if I ramble so be it. If you’re<br />
still reading my opinion, than it just may have a little<br />
merit after all.<br />
City officials, tell them to pay less for the property<br />
and do the right thing for a change. Make Key West<br />
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livable for the workforce that truly needs affordable<br />
housing.<br />
l I just love the pageantry of Pridefest. So many<br />
happy smiley people.<br />
l Did I just see the new Duck Tours boat outside<br />
HTC offices? After settling their suit with Duck<br />
Tours, I guess they can use the name.<br />
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UPFRONT<br />
On <strong>June</strong> 4, 2012, Courtney Aman died unexpectedly. e cause of his death is still unknown. Courtney’s passing<br />
is a tragic loss to our community as Courtney was a gentle giant, peaceful and kind to everyone. I am blessed to<br />
have called him a friend. Courtney was also my trainer. Beyond physical lessons, the way he lived his life taught<br />
me much about love without expectations and radical acceptance. He was one of the most open and honest people<br />
I have ever met, and he was always evolving and growing. Recently he became interested in writing and shared<br />
his articles with me for review and comment. His inspiring story of recovery and redemption can be found at<br />
fallinginloveagainkeywest.com. On the day of his death, he sent me what would become his last fitness article.<br />
With very few edits, it is posthumously published below. Even after his untimely death, Courtney teaches us<br />
to let the body guide us towards our best potential. In my own yoga classes, I suggest students recognize the<br />
light (the knowledge) within and learn to take and trust their own internal counsel. e answers lie within<br />
and are written in the body. I dedicate this to Courtney and to those who loved him so dearly.<br />
lA.B. Maloy (fallinginloveagainkeywest@gmail.com)<br />
LET’S GET<br />
PHSYICAL<br />
Sometimes I catch flack from friends<br />
and associates about my “old school”<br />
approach towards weight training and fitness. ey<br />
think I am resistant to change. On the contrary,<br />
I have tried just about every form of training out<br />
there. But over the years I came to realize that many<br />
of the “new” routines are really just repackaged old<br />
routines that weren’t so great the first time around.<br />
For me, trying them out again would be regressing<br />
instead of improving on what I know works. at<br />
is what I am determined to do: improve on a strong<br />
fitness foundation, no matter how well things<br />
might seem to be working for me and my clients.<br />
One reason I am convinced that my “old school”<br />
approach is the most effective at building muscle<br />
and burning body fat is my own research into<br />
physical anthropology. Talk about going way back!<br />
ink about what our long-ago ancestors did. And<br />
I don’t mean grandma and grandpa. I am talking<br />
10,000 years ago. Back then, if we wanted food, we<br />
had to find it or kill it. at meant either foraging<br />
(walking, stooping, climbing) or explosive sudden<br />
movements (to spear an animal or run after one —<br />
or from one! — like a<br />
sprinter). To the best of my<br />
knowledge, people didn’t<br />
jog for the hell of it. ey<br />
either walked or ran as fast<br />
as they could and used their<br />
body to get their sustenance.<br />
ey had to be<br />
strong, agile and lean.<br />
Let’s fast forward to<br />
today. We wake in the<br />
morning, we do our morning<br />
thing at home, then SIT<br />
on our butts on the way to<br />
work. Most of us SIT at our desks, SIT for lunch,<br />
SIT down when we get home to relax from our<br />
“taxing” day. I can’t tell you when chairs were invented,<br />
but I do not recall hearing about any caveman<br />
chair relics. Almost all of our ancestors<br />
squatted fully and were balanced and relaxed while<br />
doing so. Since the advent of chairs and cars, our<br />
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hip flexors are practically useless and rendered<br />
immobile.<br />
e remedy? Another old school approach —<br />
yoga. Now we are talking old school fitness.<br />
Peruse some pictures when you have time of less<br />
industrialized countries, like in parts of Asia and<br />
Africa. You will see people in their 80s serenely<br />
balanced in full squat or on one foot. I know people<br />
in their 20s who get dizzy just thinking about it.<br />
Probably over half the people I know have chronic<br />
lower (lumbar) back pain from inactivity of their<br />
core (lower back, obliques and abdominals), and it<br />
is made worse by their workout routines. Go to any<br />
gym in town, and it is easy to see why. We have all<br />
seen the guy on an isolation machine with distorted<br />
body development, people who swing kettlebells<br />
and flip tires around in roughshod fashion, the<br />
whacky “new” pull-ups that are all the rage today,<br />
and the look on members’ faces as they do more<br />
harm than good to their bodies.<br />
ere are, at the core, probably 15 very basic<br />
exercises that emulate our unique physiology and<br />
give way to any number of modifications for each<br />
body type. ese exercises may involve weight work<br />
and often use the body itself for resistance (like<br />
pull-ups and push-ups, core integration, pilates and<br />
yoga). ey all incorporate balance and flexibility.<br />
e system for building<br />
muscle and burning fat is<br />
quite simple, but we all<br />
know that simple is not the<br />
same as easy. Results are<br />
commensurate with<br />
infrequent intensity (not<br />
volume) of work placed on<br />
your muscular system, how<br />
mobile your joints are, and<br />
how balanced and aligned<br />
your body is.<br />
So there you have it. e<br />
old school way is the simplest and hardest way to<br />
achieve results — maybe that is why so many people<br />
are resistant to it? Yes, I know people who over<br />
train and seem to get results, but they would get<br />
the same results with half the volume of work and a<br />
more conscious approach to their workouts.<br />
Have a great weekend, my friends.<br />
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n<br />
I N T E R V I E W W I T H<br />
Larry Murray<br />
Monroe County School<br />
Guy deBoer | GD What is it that<br />
has inspired you to become an<br />
elected official representing Monroe<br />
County School District?<br />
Larry Murray | LM My inspiration<br />
is fairly simple. A little over<br />
two years ago, I was asked to serve<br />
on the Volunteer Citizen Audit and<br />
Finance Committee for the School<br />
Board in an effort to improve the<br />
district finances which are in pretty<br />
miserable shape. I worked very hard<br />
on that committee along with the<br />
other committee members. It is a<br />
very talented, hardworking group of<br />
individuals, but after two years we<br />
had virtually nothing to show for it<br />
because while the Audit and Finance<br />
Committee can speak out it<br />
ultimately has no authority. It can<br />
recommend to the Board and<br />
School District but it can’t make<br />
anyone do anything they don’t want<br />
to do.<br />
GD What are your qualifications to<br />
be selected to the Audit and Finance<br />
Committee?<br />
LM ere are a number of qualifications<br />
that I have. First of all, I have<br />
a doctorate in American history. I<br />
have taught at the collegiate level<br />
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for a number of years. I also have a<br />
background as a businessman. I run<br />
several companies and know what it<br />
means to meet a payroll. I believe I<br />
am both financially literate and literate<br />
in the areas of education.<br />
GD How do you feel you could help<br />
fellow board members get out of<br />
this financial mess if elected?<br />
LM: We are once again in the middle<br />
of another crisis management<br />
situation looking into the next fiscal<br />
year, and I fear that the same may<br />
be true for the following year as<br />
well. I think what we can do differently<br />
to avoid the annual crisis is<br />
pretty simple. e district needs to<br />
go back and install a zero-based<br />
budget. It has to drill down to the<br />
bottom of the organization and<br />
build up from there. What we are<br />
doing now is tinkering every year<br />
with what we have, and the foundation<br />
is not solid. My first recommendation<br />
to my associates on the<br />
Board should I be elected is to request<br />
district administration institute<br />
immediately a zero-based<br />
financial budget. at way next year<br />
if that process is implemented, we<br />
won’t be in the crisis mode we are in<br />
now.<br />
GD What area do you see could be<br />
the biggest savings so we won’t have<br />
negative deficits that need to be cut<br />
and chiseled away and would begin<br />
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THE NAKED<br />
CONCH<br />
SIGNS, SIGNS, EVERYWHERE<br />
Political signage onslaught<br />
begins . . . talk about ugly<br />
It’s here. Yes, that time of election<br />
season when candidates names<br />
seem to spring from every tree,<br />
fence and inch of green space available<br />
in the Keys. Again, I must pose<br />
the question, in this age of iGadgets,<br />
do we really need this seasonal<br />
foray into environmental wallpapering?<br />
Some of you might recall that as<br />
a candidate for State House District<br />
120 in 2010 I pledged not to use<br />
lawn signs during the campaign. In<br />
my mind, the need to do so is<br />
purely to capture those disinterested<br />
voters who cast their ballot solely on<br />
name recognition. As a candidate, I<br />
felt I had enough ideas and reasons<br />
running for office that it might<br />
carry me through to a victory. I was<br />
wrong. However, while being outspent<br />
20 to 1 by an opponent who<br />
had signs on every street corner, I<br />
still managed to win 48 percent of<br />
the votes in Monroe County. I<br />
think that illustrated ideas matter<br />
and there are other effective means<br />
to communicate with voters.<br />
Many supporters came to me afterwards<br />
and suggested if I had only<br />
had signs out, it may have made the<br />
difference in the election, and that<br />
very well may be true. Taking a look<br />
at the voting public in general, I<br />
might divide voters into two segments<br />
— the Lean IN voter and the<br />
Lean OUT voter.<br />
Lean IN voters are people who<br />
are going to take the time to research<br />
whom they are voting for.<br />
ey’ll look past the barrage of signs<br />
and repetitive ads and read about<br />
the issues and candidate platforms.<br />
ey will consider what they read in<br />
the press but go to candidate websites<br />
and meet-and-greets and speak<br />
with candidates. ey’ll take time to<br />
dig, make an informed decision and<br />
then cast their ballot.<br />
Lean OUT voters are the ones<br />
who will vote but analyze an election<br />
from what is thrown at them.<br />
Maybe they’ll see road signs, hear an<br />
ad on the radio, or hear a friend<br />
talking about the election. ey will<br />
take it all in, digest it and make<br />
their decision based on what has<br />
been pushed in front of them during<br />
the course of daily activities.<br />
e sad reality is many of us, due<br />
to the time constraints of our busy<br />
schedules, are forced into the role of<br />
a Lean OUT voter. However, I feel<br />
the tide is changing, especially with<br />
ease and convenience of social<br />
media. Research is easier, organizations<br />
such as Hometown PAC, and<br />
homeowners associations hold forums<br />
to assist the public with developing<br />
into more of a Lean IN voter.<br />
is is good.<br />
But by my estimation, I feel it is<br />
still a 50-50 split. ere is no denying<br />
many voters will check off a<br />
name simply because it has been<br />
seen on a hundred million billboards<br />
along the highway. However,<br />
during this election cycle, I would<br />
call on all candidates to use an approach<br />
I would describe as Selective<br />
and Effective! If you feel the need<br />
to, put out a few signs in strategic<br />
places but be selective in doing so.<br />
Reality is that this will always remain<br />
an ugly component to the<br />
campaign season. ere will be candidates<br />
who feel the need to utilize<br />
an approach of what I would describe<br />
as Obnoxious and Excessive!<br />
Everyone knows what I am referring<br />
to. It’s just plain ugly, and I feel indicative<br />
of a candidate short on<br />
ideas. A candidate worthy of your<br />
vote should be able to communicate<br />
his or her message in a variety of<br />
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TAKING ON THE WORLD, DAY 11<br />
n L E G A L I T I E S W I T H<br />
Louis Petrone<br />
Iam on a travel odyssey. So far Italy<br />
and Greece. Not sure where next.<br />
e trip is interesting. ought you<br />
might enjoy reading one day in the<br />
life of Key West Lou temporarily<br />
somewhere else in the world.<br />
DAY 11 the Greek isle Santorini:<br />
Ho, ho, Yogi Bear! I am having a terrific<br />
time! Donkeys have become a<br />
part of my life all of a sudden. First<br />
in Navarro when I discovered horse<br />
meat and donkey meat were sold in<br />
butcher shops for human consumption.<br />
Donkey was viewed to horse<br />
meat as veal is to cattle meat. Now<br />
donkeys in Santorini.<br />
Before I made the trip, many told<br />
me to be sure to ride the donkeys up<br />
and down the hill. e hill that in<br />
reality is a mountain of lava. I saw<br />
the donkeys yesterday for the first<br />
time. I was taking a walk along the<br />
other road. e road that runs between<br />
the cave hotel apartments and<br />
lesser accommodations. Actually, the<br />
other side of the road is where the<br />
working people of Santorini live.<br />
Much like Stock Island is to Key<br />
West.<br />
All of a sudden, I came upon<br />
eight donkeys on the side of the<br />
road. All saddled up and ready to go.<br />
What beautiful animals! I am a<br />
horse lover of sorts. e horses that<br />
race at Saratoga. Especially up close.<br />
Magnificent beasts. So, too, were<br />
these donkeys. Beautiful shiny coats.<br />
Ears standing straight up. Big bright<br />
eyes. Muscular legs. Very muscular.<br />
ese donkeys carry people up and<br />
down the side of a nearby lava<br />
mountain. On a path running along<br />
the side. Along a five-foot-wide path<br />
has been constructed 2,000 feet plus<br />
long. It consists of 500-plus steps.<br />
e steps of varying widths. A short<br />
three-foot wall on the ocean side.<br />
e ride did not appeal to me. I did<br />
not wish to be an ass on an ass. I was<br />
fearful of either the donkey or me or<br />
both of us falling over the wall. I<br />
raised that issue with the man in<br />
charge of the donkeys. I think I insulted<br />
him. He told me very firmly<br />
that no donkey or person had ever<br />
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fallen off the path into the ocean.<br />
e path was made of dirt and<br />
rocks. I had Nikos give me a ride in<br />
his car down the mountain.<br />
e volcano sitting out in the<br />
water is like a magnet. It draws me<br />
to it. I decided to visit the volcano<br />
in the next few days. I want to look<br />
into the opening and its depths. I<br />
want to view the smoke and sulphur<br />
and whatever else my eyes can see.<br />
e volcano is not too high. Most of<br />
it sunk into the sea. So I should be<br />
able to walk to the top.<br />
ere is an added attraction.<br />
ere are springs periodically spraying<br />
water and smoke. Baths from the<br />
emissions are available on site. I<br />
want to bathe in these waters. Supposedly<br />
healthful, I will be doing it<br />
merely for the experience.<br />
Sanrorini is the largest of several<br />
islands born 3,500 years ago when<br />
the volcano had its major eruption.<br />
It is big. How large, I am not sure.<br />
Larger than Key West I do know.<br />
e whole island has a mere 13,000<br />
permanent residents. Compared to<br />
Key West which has 19,000.<br />
Santorini is the name of the<br />
whole island. ere are several villages<br />
and towns on the island. I am<br />
staying in Oia, one of those towns.<br />
People are nice here. Just as in Key<br />
West. Sociable, helpful.<br />
Catherine Risvani owns the only<br />
beauty shop in Oia. One to a town,<br />
I guess. Called Hair & Soul. It is a<br />
beautifully done small place. Two<br />
chairs, two sinks, a manicure station<br />
and a counter. Two lovely ladies<br />
work for her. Catherine gave me a<br />
manicure this week.<br />
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LOU<br />
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LOCAL<br />
OBSERVATION<br />
Eden<br />
On sunny days geckos<br />
bask on the back<br />
steps, positioned at the corners of<br />
the stairs with their prehistoric<br />
snouts raised in salutation to the<br />
sun. Geckos are very small and pose<br />
no threat, but their skittery movements<br />
unnerve me. Initially I hated<br />
them. I tried to spook them to scare<br />
them off. I would rush at them,<br />
arms out and waggling and making<br />
frightening noises, but they merely<br />
stared at me as if perhaps I needed<br />
help. Over time we developed a<br />
truce.<br />
All was well in my animal kingdom<br />
until one day, as I peaceably<br />
daydreamed at my computer; absentmindedly<br />
sipping from ice<br />
water with key lime juice, when a<br />
flash caught my attention. Snapping<br />
me from my woolgathering I saw a<br />
baby gecko peering out from behind<br />
a stack on my desk. He was<br />
tiny and translucently pale, and it<br />
appeared he was smiling the smile<br />
of a supplicant, like he was imploring<br />
me to help. Of course I wanted<br />
to help, plus I wanted him out of<br />
the house. e thought of him<br />
springing over me as I slept gave me<br />
the creeps.<br />
Remembering how my friend<br />
Nalim had tackled the innocent<br />
owlet of some weeks past, I dashed<br />
for a towel. e miniature reptile<br />
stayed crouched beside the stack,<br />
those trusting eyes staring at me.<br />
Tossing the towel I pictured great<br />
mariners loosening seines and hauling<br />
in catch. Picking up an edge I<br />
peeked beneath to find nothing.<br />
No baby gecko. I shook out the<br />
towel, but he was gone, never to be<br />
seen again.<br />
Perhaps I befriended some<br />
of these geckos, but it was hard<br />
to be sure, plus it seemed I never<br />
saw the same beast twice.<br />
One afternoon the birds began<br />
chirping hotly, so I skipped to a<br />
window to see and was affronted<br />
with the dreadful sight of an oily<br />
length of blackness slithering<br />
through the grass. I didn’t trust my<br />
eyes until the grotesque spectacle<br />
recurred. Now a walk in the garden<br />
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is fraught, every rustling steeped<br />
with possibilities of the monster<br />
looping up a limb and garroting a<br />
major artery, or fanging me with<br />
venom.<br />
Today I was surprised to see a<br />
tidy pile of dog poo, black and<br />
shiny and pretzeled beneath a green<br />
and wicker garden chair stationed<br />
beside the back steps. en, shockingly,<br />
from the top of the slimy<br />
heap, I saw an inky flickering<br />
tongue shoot out. e crafty snake<br />
was hiding from view of the suntanning<br />
lizards, my friends.<br />
Were I a naturalist I would have<br />
coolly observed, instead I freaked<br />
out. All of me quivering I<br />
slammed closed the rattling screen<br />
door. Geckos bound away in all directions<br />
and Snakey oozed into the<br />
grass, diminishing to a tip that<br />
remained upright, like a middle<br />
finger.<br />
I wonder if I should drag the<br />
hammock indoors, line it up alongside<br />
the bed in the living room? As<br />
my friend Nalim said, “Even Eden<br />
has its snake, so you must be in<br />
Paradise!<br />
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The Smokin’ Tuna<br />
Howard Livingston
F U N T I M E S<br />
The Smokin’ Tuna<br />
4 Charles St., off the 200 block<br />
Duval Street, (305) 517-6350<br />
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Thursday<br />
John Friday 1-4pm<br />
Thom Shepherd 8pm<br />
Friday<br />
Tony Roberts 6pm<br />
Thom Shepherd 9pm<br />
Saturday<br />
Tony Roberts 2pm<br />
Thom Shepherd 5pm<br />
Howard Livingston 7pm<br />
Livingston’s Meet Me In The Keys<br />
group in town through Sunday.<br />
Thom Shepherd joins Rusty<br />
Lemmon, Tony Roberts and<br />
others.<br />
Tuesday<br />
Rusty Lemmon 6pm<br />
Sunday-Thursday 0617-21<br />
Joe Bachman 10pm<br />
The Green Parrot<br />
601 White St., (305) 294-6133<br />
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Friday<br />
Bobby Lee Rodgers<br />
5:30pm and 10pm<br />
Smokin’ Tuna<br />
Joe Bachman<br />
The Green Parrot<br />
Bobby Lee Rodgers<br />
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Smokin’ Tuna<br />
Tony Roberts<br />
Saturday<br />
Bobby Lee Rodgers 10pm<br />
Sunday<br />
Bobby Lee Rodgers 5:30pm<br />
Thursday 0622<br />
Bill Blue 5:30pm<br />
The Lee Boys 10pm<br />
Friday 0623<br />
The Lee Boys 10pm<br />
Sunday 0624<br />
Bill Blue 5:30pm<br />
Friday-Saturday 0629-30<br />
Flowtribe 5:30pm and 10pm<br />
Friday; 10pm Saturday<br />
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F U N T I M E S<br />
Schooner Wharf Bar<br />
Cool Breeze<br />
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Schooner Wharf Bar<br />
202 Williams St., 292-3302<br />
www.schoonerwharf.com<br />
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Thursday Cool Duo 7-11pm<br />
Friday-Saturday<br />
Cool Breeze 7pm-Midnight<br />
From Motown to current rock to Detroit<br />
funk to rhythmic island music. Jammed<br />
with KC & the Sunshine Band, Clarence<br />
Clemons, Darius Rucker of Hootie and<br />
the Blowfish.<br />
Sunday The Doerfels 6:30-11pm<br />
Monday The Real Malloys 7-11pm<br />
Tuesday Raven Cooper 7-11pm<br />
Wednesday Gary Hempsey 7-11pm<br />
Pier House<br />
The Wine Gallery Piano Bar,<br />
One Duval, (305) 296-4600<br />
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Friday-Monday 7<br />
pm<br />
Larry Smith jazz,<br />
pop and originals.<br />
Sunday Showcase<br />
9pm<br />
Award-winning<br />
singer/songwriter<br />
Jenn Cleary from<br />
Pier House<br />
Jenn Cleary<br />
Boulder, Colorado,<br />
and Key West. Finalist<br />
for best album<br />
of the year by Col-<br />
orado Blues Society. Repeat performer at<br />
Sundance Film Fest. Acoustic rockin’<br />
blues musician.<br />
NEXT WEEK: Catherine Duncan, 0624<br />
n Wine Gallery Piano Bar<br />
Monday 9pm Jazz Jams Skipper<br />
Kripitz on drums and bassist Tim<br />
McAlpine.<br />
Hog’s Breath Saloon<br />
400 Front St., (305) 296-4222<br />
Thursday<br />
Joel Nelson 1-5pm<br />
The Riddum Tree 10pm-2am<br />
Friday<br />
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Barry Cuda & Richard Crooks 1-5pm<br />
The Riddum Tree 10pm-2am<br />
Saturday<br />
Ericson Holt & Michael Kilgos 1-5pm<br />
The Riddum Tree 10pm-2am<br />
Sunday<br />
The Riddum Tree 10pm-2am<br />
Monday-Sunday, 0618-24<br />
Carter Brothers Duo 5:30-9:30pm<br />
Rock, folk, blues, country and bluegrass.<br />
Biscuit Miller & the Mix 10pm-2am<br />
Miller hooked up with Sonny Rogers and<br />
recorded “They Call Me Cat Daddy”<br />
which wound up winning a Sonny Handy<br />
Award for best new artist. He played with<br />
Mojo Buford (Muddy Waters) and Lady<br />
Blue (Ike and Tina Turner). Miller was<br />
with Lonnie Brooks 10 years.<br />
The Gardens Hotel<br />
526 Angela St., (305) 294-2661<br />
Friday The Cabaret:<br />
Michael Robinson on piano 5-7pm<br />
Sunday Jazz in the Gardens:<br />
Peter Diamond & Friends 5:30-8pm<br />
White Tarpoon<br />
700 Front St. at the A&B Marina,<br />
(305) 295-5222<br />
Friday 0615 Adrienne 1-5pm<br />
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Saturday 0616 Adrienne<br />
Hawks Cay Resort, 8-11pm<br />
Wednesday 0620 Adrienne<br />
Sunset Grill & Raw Bar, 7-10pm<br />
Hog’s Breath Saloon<br />
Barry Cuda
tropic<br />
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I N R E V I E W W I T H<br />
Ian Brockway<br />
Sound of My Voice<br />
Sound of My Voice"<br />
plunges us deep in an<br />
obsessional space and there are no<br />
easy answers. Many will be tempted<br />
to call this film a thriller, a spook<br />
show, or a "Twilight Zone" Saturday<br />
chiller. While it has these aspects in<br />
it, it is really none of these things.<br />
is film slips and slides and seems<br />
to toy with the audience, intentionally<br />
moving to satisfy our desire for<br />
convention, only to pull away. In<br />
mood, "Sound of My Voice" resembles<br />
the claustrophobia and peer<br />
pressure of Roman Polanski, but<br />
even this illustration doesn't do it<br />
justice. ere is more than a bit of<br />
melancholic dark humor within this<br />
film, the mark of Mike Cahill's "Another<br />
Earth" is clearly seen as well as<br />
Baumbach's "Greenberg" and Jay<br />
Duplass' "Jeff Who Lives at Home".<br />
Rather than a post Millenial<br />
Woody Allen character study, however,<br />
we are now in the life of a cult.<br />
Peter (Christopher Denham) is an elementary<br />
school teacher who has an<br />
ambition to make a documentary<br />
film about cults. Somehow Peter and<br />
his girlfriend Lorna (Nicole Vicius)<br />
get an Internet tip that one Maggie<br />
is a delusional zealot from the future<br />
who is amassing followers.<br />
We are plunged in the action immediately.<br />
We see blindfolds, white<br />
spaces and bottles of chemicals. Are<br />
these two going to be killed instantly?<br />
We do not know. ey are<br />
taken to a blinding corridor and told<br />
to make no sudden moves. en we<br />
see a pair of bare feet ominously<br />
rolling an oxygen tank across the<br />
smooth floor. Who is this person? Is<br />
he / she sick or hideously deformed.<br />
e being is wrapped in white. e<br />
tank reminds us of one terminally Ill<br />
and we may well fear the worst. e<br />
sheet is pulled back to reveal the innocent,<br />
peaceful and cream-complexioned<br />
face of Maggie (Brit Marling)<br />
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a young ingenue presumably from<br />
the year 2050.<br />
Right away we sense that life in<br />
this small room is not all that much<br />
fun and even scary. e other members<br />
frequently look puffy and moist<br />
as if they have just finished their periodic<br />
crying bout. We see strange<br />
and needlessly long handshakes that<br />
would seem like something out of<br />
e ree Stooges were it not for the<br />
odd sinister silences that punctuate<br />
each gesture. For the most part we<br />
are left in the dark as too the cult's<br />
importance or meaning. What it<br />
stands for is anybody's guess.<br />
Most provocative is Britt Marling<br />
here in her portrayal of Maggie who<br />
is equally compassionate, gentle and<br />
brutal as she tells people to vomit on<br />
command. is scene is probably the<br />
most difficult to watch, but those<br />
who hold out will be entertained by<br />
sleight of hand if not revelation.<br />
is is not a shock film or a seat<br />
jumper but rather a curious dream<br />
that is well worth watching. More<br />
than once for some reason, I was reminded<br />
of clinics and hospitals. Just<br />
when you see the character of Maggie<br />
one way, she shifts and turns,<br />
even twisting her back as if repelled<br />
by us, her third audience.<br />
rough my research, as the director<br />
Zal Batmangilij, Mike Cahill<br />
and Brit Marling have all worked together<br />
on projects, these three can be<br />
seen as single minded pioneers,<br />
breaking new ground just as Sam<br />
Pekinpah, Roman Polanski and<br />
William Friedkin seared the limits of<br />
cellulose before them.<br />
Taken as a group of three, Zal<br />
Batmangilij, Mike Cahill and Brit<br />
Marling are this decade's Paradox<br />
Pack. ey confound as much as<br />
they entertain and have the ability to<br />
turn the sonatas of our lives into<br />
knots. Yet delight they do by giving<br />
us occasional visual snaps relating to<br />
each character and condition. ese<br />
moments like the light of the Unexpected,<br />
fall upon us as poetry, rich in<br />
riddles with angles all oblique.<br />
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Pruning the Pomp<br />
Keys Energy Services Tree Trimmer David Cottar Jr. trims Poinciana<br />
flowers from a tree in Bayview Park to be used to line the field of<br />
Tommy Roberts Memorial Stadium for Key West High School graduation<br />
ceremony. Given recent budget cuts, Monroe County School<br />
District no longer has staffing required to perform this task. KEYS<br />
provides this in-kind service assistance to continue the tradition of<br />
having graduates enter the field via a Poinciana flower-lined path.
KEYS CALENDAR ARTS<br />
Florida Keys Council of the Arts Cultural<br />
Calendar, April 26-May 2. Send in your<br />
event by ursday noon to the Florida Keys<br />
Council of the Arts, calendar@keysarts.com<br />
Key West Happenings<br />
Arts Council<br />
l Thursday, <strong>June</strong> <strong>14</strong><br />
Cultural Umbrella Committee, NOON<br />
Gato Building, 1100 Simonton St.<br />
295–4369. info@keysarts.com<br />
www.keysarts.com<br />
ARTIST RECEPTIONS<br />
l Thursday, <strong>June</strong> <strong>14</strong><br />
Organic Wine and Chocolate Pairing,<br />
10 AM-9 PM. Lush Bar at The Green<br />
Pineapple, 1130 Duval St. 509-7378.<br />
l Thursdays<br />
Wine Tasting & Artist Reception,<br />
6-8 PM<br />
l Saturday, <strong>June</strong> 16<br />
Tarot Card Reading with Ron<br />
Augustine, 12-3 PM. Wine Cottage<br />
on Eaton, 930 Eaton St, Unit C.<br />
772–216–5933<br />
CLASSES & WORKSHOPS<br />
l Friday, <strong>June</strong> 15<br />
Laughter Luncheon – Session III, 12<br />
PM. St. Paul's Parish Hall, Corner of<br />
Bahama St. & Eaton St. RSVP to<br />
Arida Wright, 766-4922.<br />
Interactive, three part series, we will<br />
focus on relieving the mind, body and<br />
spirit of stress. Special Guest Presenter:<br />
Diana Heller – SPIRIT (the way<br />
of the Buddha).<br />
l Fridays, Mondays & Wednesdays<br />
Summer Acting Workshops —<br />
Mondays & Fridays, Scene Study,<br />
7 PM/Wednesday, Monologues, 7 PM<br />
Red Barn Theatre, 319 Duval St.<br />
296–9911. www.redbarntheatre.com<br />
Directed by Carole MacCartee. There<br />
will be a final performance at the Red<br />
Barn on Sunday, July 22, with an 8<br />
PM curtain. Call Carole, 296-5587 for<br />
information and fees.<br />
l Saturdays<br />
Paint Your Own Pottery, 10 AM<br />
Key West Pottery Co., 929B Truman<br />
Ave. 419.308.9221.<br />
www.keywestpottery.com<br />
Ceramic Sculpture Techniques, 2 PM.<br />
FKCC, 5901 College Rd. 809-3185.<br />
David Wright showcases New<br />
Waves of glass, through <strong>June</strong> 17<br />
Glass sculptor David Wight<br />
will be the “artist in residence”<br />
at Wyland Galleries, 623 Duval<br />
St., Wednesday to Sunday, through <strong>June</strong><br />
17. Wight will be on hand daily and by<br />
appointment to meet gallery visitors and<br />
reveal the processes involved in crafting<br />
sculptures of molten glass. Wight’s love<br />
of the ocean and moods inspired him to<br />
create pieces showing tranquil ripples,<br />
gentle waves and stormy whitecaps.<br />
INFO<br />
Wyland Galleries, (305) 292-4998,<br />
www.wylandkeywest.com<br />
African Drum & Dance Classes,<br />
4 PM. Coffee Mill Dance Studio,<br />
916 Pohalski St. 296-9982.<br />
All are welcome. Drop-ins okay.<br />
Drums and percussions instruments<br />
available. Thru <strong>June</strong>.<br />
l Mondays<br />
Beading Workshop & Meeting, 1 PM.<br />
Guild Hall Gallery, Upstairs, 6<strong>14</strong> Duval<br />
St. Jean Disrud, 304-8377.<br />
l Tuesdays<br />
Painting Boot Camp with Rick Worth<br />
— Session 1, 12 PM/Session 2,<br />
6 PM. The Studios of Key West, 600<br />
White St. 296-0458. www.tskw.org<br />
l Wednesdays<br />
Florida Keys Plein Air Painters, 9:30<br />
AM. Joan Cox, 908-246-2043.<br />
Show & Tell Art Meeting, 2 PM. The<br />
Wine Cottage on Eaton, 930 Eaton<br />
St., Unit C. 772-216-5933.<br />
FILMS<br />
l Saturdays<br />
Kids’ Saturday Movie Club (Ages 12<br />
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& Under), 10:30 AM. Tropic Cinema,<br />
416 Eaton St.295–4393.<br />
www.tropiccinema.com<br />
Kids –$1. Up to two<br />
Parents/Guardians accompanying that<br />
child — $1 each. Bike raffle — 1st<br />
Saturday of the month. Doors open<br />
at 10am. New for summer!<br />
l Monday, <strong>June</strong> 18<br />
Classic Movie Series:<br />
Loveable Losers — Caddy Shack,<br />
7 PM. Tropic Cinema, 416 Eaton St.<br />
295–4393. www.tropiccinema.com<br />
MUSEUMS, NATURE & MORE<br />
l Sunday, <strong>June</strong> 17<br />
KWAHS Community Day – Custom<br />
House Museum, 9:30 AM-4:30 PM<br />
281 Front St. 295–6616.<br />
www.kwahs.com<br />
Free admission to local residents.<br />
MUSIC<br />
l Fridays<br />
Skippo & Friends, 5 PM. Salute, 1000<br />
Atlantic Blvd. 292–1117.<br />
In The Cabaret — Michael Robinson<br />
at the Piano, 5 PM. The Gardens<br />
Hotel, 526 Angela St. 294–2661.<br />
www.gardenshotel.com<br />
Mike Emerson, Guitar & Vocals, 6 PM.<br />
Tavern N Town, Marriott Beachside,<br />
3841 N. Roosevelt Blvd.<br />
l Fridays & Wednesdays<br />
Waterfront Wine Dinner & Concert,<br />
8 PM. SHOR American Seafood Grill,<br />
Hyatt, 601 Front St. 809-1234.<br />
www.keywest.shorgrill.com<br />
l Sunday, <strong>June</strong> 17<br />
Jazz in the Gardens —<br />
Peter Diamond & Friends, 5:30 PM<br />
The Gardens Hotel, 526 Angela St.<br />
294–2661.<br />
www.gardenshotel.com<br />
l Tuesdays<br />
Skipper's League of Crafty Musicians<br />
& The Crizzbees, 9 PM. Virgilio's,<br />
524 Duval St. 296–8118.<br />
l Wednesdays<br />
Matthew Jampol Classical Guitarist<br />
Dinner Concert, 7 PM. Camille’s<br />
Restaurant, 1202 Simonton St.<br />
304–<strong>14</strong>37.<br />
KIDS<br />
l Saturdays<br />
Art is Cool! (Ages 7-15), 10 AM<br />
The Studios of Key West, 600 White<br />
St. 296-0458. www.tskw.org<br />
Thru <strong>June</strong> 30.<br />
Coral Camp 2012 (Ages 6-12),<br />
8:30 AM. Reef Relief Environmental<br />
Center, Key West. 294 3100.<br />
reefrelief.org<br />
Camp Bravo! — Young Stars (Ages<br />
5–8), 11 AM & Emerging Stars (Ages<br />
9–<strong>14</strong>), 2 PM. Waterfront Playhouse,<br />
310 Wall St.294 — 7382 or email<br />
Robin, bachbossa@aol.com<br />
www.coffeemilldance.com<br />
Pottery Summer Camp (Ages 4-9 &<br />
10-16). Key West Pottery, 929 Truman<br />
Ave. www.keywestpottery.com<br />
Registration begins for 3 sessions<br />
available for both age groups.<br />
<strong>June</strong> thru August.<br />
Summer Dance Classes<br />
(Ages 3 and up). CoffeeMill Dance<br />
Studio, 916 Pohalski St. 296-9982.<br />
www.coffeemilldance@aol.com<br />
KWAHS Art Camp 2012<br />
(Ages 5-7 & 8-12) Fort East Martello,<br />
3501 S. Roosevelt Blvd. 295-6616.<br />
www.kwahs.org<br />
One session in <strong>June</strong> for each age<br />
group. Visit website for details and<br />
application.<br />
MCT Summer Stage for Kids<br />
Marathon Community Theater,<br />
MM 50.1. 743-0408.<br />
marathontheater.org<br />
4-week classes, 6-8 PM twice a week,<br />
<strong>June</strong> 18 thru to the live show on July<br />
13. Space limited; early registration<br />
advised.<br />
Pigeon Key Summer Marine Science<br />
Day Camp (Ages 8+). Pigeon Key, 1<br />
Knights Key Blvd., Marathon. Ananda<br />
Ellis, 564-80<strong>14</strong>. www.pigeonkey.net<br />
Workshops on marine mammals, reef<br />
fish, coral reef systems and more.<br />
July 9-13.<br />
Ukulele Camp for Kids (Ages 6-11)<br />
Bone Island Music, 1109 Key Plaza.<br />
Jamie Sorbelli, 4<strong>14</strong>-8056. July 9, 11<br />
& 13, 8:30-10:30 AM.<br />
Children will be taught chords, rhythm<br />
techniques & songs plus arts & crafts.<br />
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Keys Arts Weekly<br />
www.keysarts.com<br />
Calendar includes meetings,<br />
receptions and exhibits,<br />
classes, workshops for adults,<br />
children and teens, dance, festivals,<br />
fundraisers, film, lectures,<br />
music, museums from Key<br />
West to Marathon and Big Pine.
KEY WEST<br />
LOU<br />
LOU PETRONE<br />
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Catherine is lovely in appearance. A<br />
typical Grecian beauty. Tall, thin and<br />
blond. Hair swept up and somehow tied<br />
in back. Interestingly, I have yet to find a<br />
Grecian woman who wears her hair<br />
down. Catherine also has high cheek<br />
bones. Another trait of Grecian women.<br />
e bill for the manicure was 20<br />
euros. About $28. I was out of euros. I<br />
asked Catherine if she took credit cards.<br />
No. So I took out one of my $100 bills<br />
and told her to hold it while I went to<br />
the ATM machine for euros. She would<br />
not take the $100. Strangers though we<br />
were, she trusted me. In a tourist town.<br />
Typical of the Greeks here.<br />
Which brings me to Nikos and Maria.<br />
Proprietors of my cave accommodation.<br />
Nikos and Maria are around 60. Own<br />
the Filotera Cave Houses aka Filotera<br />
Villas. A superior accommodation. Consistent<br />
with historical Santorini.<br />
ey and son Adonis work their asses<br />
off. ey have staff, but work along with<br />
staff from very early morning to late at<br />
night.<br />
When I first arrived and met Maria,<br />
she was in dress and apron. Smiling always.<br />
She does not speak English. I no<br />
Greek. Yet we have had several conversations.<br />
Each of us has spoken our native<br />
tongue. We understood each other!<br />
I figured after first meeting Maria she<br />
was the typical Mama Mia. A dress and<br />
apron. Always cooking and cleaning. Always<br />
watching the grandchildren.<br />
Was I wrong! e next time I saw Maria<br />
she was in pedal pushers and T-shirt. Directing<br />
the employees.<br />
Nice people these two.<br />
It was Maria’s birthday the day I arrived.<br />
She sent a piece of birthday cake<br />
to my rooms. Nikos picked me up at the<br />
airport. Nikos drives me wherever I have<br />
to go. And picks me up. eir caves are<br />
lovely and clean. Very clean. Take a look<br />
at them — www.filoteravillas.com<br />
ese sites will give you a flavor of<br />
cave living. ey will surprise!<br />
e second day here, their son Adonis<br />
showed up with a bottle of wine. He said<br />
it was from his father’s vineyards. A special<br />
brew. Please enjoy it. I did, the next<br />
day. A cross between a white and red. A<br />
distinctive special taste. Yes, besides<br />
owning the cave villas, they also own a<br />
vineyard and wine producing facility on<br />
Santorini. ey ship worldwide.<br />
Coral Camp Key West now until August<br />
C oral Camp for 6- to 12-year-old youths explores the marine environment<br />
through educational activities at Reef Relief Environmental<br />
Center. Each day campers<br />
experience hands-on learning,<br />
interactive games, group activities<br />
and state of-the-art videos of<br />
life at the living coral reef.<br />
Activities include science and art<br />
projects and field trips around<br />
Key West. ree days of snorkeling<br />
Fort Zachary Taylor State<br />
Park for snorkel school and then<br />
off to explore the reef with Fury<br />
Water Adventures and Sebago<br />
Watersports. ey tour marine life at Key West Wildlife Center and Key West<br />
Aquarium, go on an interpretive shoreline walk, scavenger hunt at Florida Keys<br />
Eco Discovery Center. INFO Reef Relief, (305) 294-3100, reefrelief.org<br />
Nikos and Maria live across that<br />
street I mentioned earlier. In a small<br />
apartment less accommodating than the<br />
caves. In November, it gets cold on Santorini.<br />
ey move to their home on the<br />
other side of the island. When it gets<br />
colder, they move to their home in<br />
Athens. During the winter months, they<br />
generally take a one- to two-month trip<br />
to the Caribbean or South Pacific.<br />
It gets better.<br />
Santorini and the Greek isles are not<br />
the United States. Many amenities we<br />
are accustomed to do not exist. Like my<br />
clothes getting washed and ironed.<br />
I was warned before I embarked on<br />
this odyssey that such would be the case.<br />
I came prepared. Purchased shirts and<br />
shorts at Orvis. at special material<br />
that is light, easy to wash and dry. Generally<br />
requiring little or no ironing.<br />
I wash my own clothes. For real. Easy.<br />
In the bathroom sink. Drop some dishwashing<br />
fluid on the clothes. A bit of<br />
water. Wash with my hands. en shake<br />
dry. e clothes still need hanging. Dryers<br />
are not common place on the island.<br />
Could not hang the clothes in front of<br />
my cave accommodation. It would not<br />
be proper.<br />
ere are clothes lines across the<br />
street at the cheaper accommodation. I<br />
hung my first washing there to dry.<br />
When I returned that evening, Maria<br />
came out to greet me. She insisted on<br />
ironing my clothes. My savior in disguise!<br />
If you ever plan to come to Santorini,<br />
stay with Nikos and Maria. You<br />
cannot do better. Telephone number is<br />
003022860 71110, Filotera@otent.gr<br />
Enough for today. is afternoon I go<br />
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to a beach somewhere on this island<br />
where I am guaranteed bare-breasted<br />
women. And, if I am lucky, some bare<br />
assed ones. Enjoy your day!<br />
e<br />
KEY<br />
NEWS<br />
LARRY MURRAY<br />
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to affect the level of education the students<br />
are receiving?<br />
LM Budget cuts always affect the final<br />
product, and the final product in education<br />
is the kids. Unfortunately there is<br />
no silver bullet out there. I need to know<br />
more about the totality of the budget<br />
from the ground up. Bear in mind we<br />
have an $80 million a year budget which<br />
is the highest entity in Monroe County.<br />
It is double that of the Sheriff’s Department,<br />
but of that $80 million it is estimated<br />
80 percent goes into salaries and<br />
wages. When you start talking about cutting,<br />
you are almost automatically into<br />
the human dimension as well.<br />
GD Do you feel you can talk to the<br />
Teacher’s Union about actually taking a<br />
salary reduction opposed to the furlough<br />
days the current administration keeps<br />
forcing onto teachers to save money?<br />
LM e furlough days constitute a salary<br />
reduction — teachers approximately 4<br />
percent and administrators 3 percent.<br />
More importantly, I think it is time for<br />
the district to talk to the teachers. We<br />
have a virtual state of war existing right<br />
now. We are in litigation. at is no way<br />
to run a school district. I think we all<br />
need to catch our breath and take a step<br />
back, sit down and work together, because<br />
we all ultimately have the same<br />
common objective.<br />
GD When you look at the distrust between<br />
the two sides here, is there a way<br />
you feel you can start communicating a<br />
change of trust?<br />
LM Certainly. You have to extend the<br />
hand of welcome to the teachers. Obviously<br />
you do that through the Teacher’s<br />
Union and the collective bargaining<br />
process, but I’m reasonably confident if<br />
the board extends the hand along with<br />
the administration to the teachers that<br />
they will respond in kind. Right now,<br />
considering how they have been treated<br />
the last couple of years, they signed the<br />
contract in good faith with the school<br />
district. e school district has not come<br />
through with it. We can argue about<br />
whether it has met the terms of the contract<br />
or not, but the bottom line is that<br />
the school district has not come through<br />
with what the district had promised<br />
when the teachers signed that contract.<br />
GD When you say that the district has<br />
not followed through with honoring the<br />
contract, what are the areas you feel they<br />
are holding back on?<br />
LM I think we all know it’s primarily<br />
salaries. e district promised there<br />
would be certain salary increases for<br />
teachers. e first year when Dr. Joe<br />
Burke was superintendent of schools<br />
money was paid, but last year and then<br />
again this coming year money will not<br />
be paid. I asked Joe Burke at the time if<br />
we had the money to pay this contract,<br />
and he assured me that we had the<br />
money. I asked that question of him<br />
more than once. It doesn’t make sense<br />
that in February we had enough money<br />
to pay all district employees a 3 percent<br />
raise and then in May we were talking<br />
furlough days. ere is something wrong<br />
with the budget process if you are flushing<br />
fat in February and in May you are<br />
broke.<br />
GD Do you think Dr. Burke may have<br />
been spewing a false hope?<br />
LM You would really have to ask Dr.<br />
Burke why he said what he said. I can<br />
only say I was leery at the time about<br />
whether or not the district had the<br />
money from what I had read and learned<br />
on the Audit and Finance Committee.<br />
Unfortunately, the superintendent was<br />
adamant to all of us we had the money.<br />
e
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Dark Shadows<br />
Here it is. e moment that the most Goth<br />
and kitschy among us have been waiting<br />
for: the latest film adaptation of the cult soap opera<br />
"Dark Shadows" which ran on Tv from 1966 to 1971.<br />
e supernatural elements of the soap, most notably<br />
the introduction of Barnabas Collins (Johnathan Frid)<br />
were introduced about six months into the show's run.<br />
From then on, the show took off into the night becoming<br />
ravenously popular. I've heard countless stories of<br />
many during that time racing home from school or<br />
work to catch the latest Naugahyde nightmare in its<br />
half hour time slot.<br />
I was a bit behind the times and a little too young.<br />
At five years old, near the show's conclusion I was coping<br />
with my own orthopedic monsters due to hip surgery.<br />
Alas, I was too preoccupied then to taste<br />
Barnabas' astral charms and his speech which in retrospect<br />
is as heavy as an oak casket.<br />
But fear not, now I can rest easy and endure periods<br />
of smoother insomnia with this latest version of the afternoon<br />
spook show directed by the funster of Fright,<br />
Tim Burton. Better still, the film actually gives the impression<br />
that if you were born too late to catch the original<br />
Dark Shadows, they are here once again as lurid<br />
and as lovely as ever.<br />
It is hardly a surprise that we have the Vamp virtuoso<br />
of Camp, Johnny Depp as Barnabas, complete with<br />
heavy eyeliner and lipstick. Not since Divine have I<br />
seen anyone incorporate his makeup so well until it becomes<br />
almost a personal trademark. Rather than play<br />
Barnabas in gravely gray tones throughout, as Frid<br />
once did, there is more than a bit of tongue and cheek<br />
here. It is Johnathan Frid as interpreted by John Astin.<br />
Gomez Addams is never far away. ere is the usual<br />
comic commentary about the current age when our<br />
eerily existential elitist awakes: cars have an infernal luminescence<br />
and TV is sorcery. It isn't the dialogue that<br />
is funny so much as the delivery. Depp is so deliciously<br />
Draculish and brazenly Barnabas that his timing is perfect.<br />
Tim Burton knows his visual history and the washed<br />
out greens and grays retain the unmistakable anemic<br />
cinematography that the original series had to cope<br />
with. For Burton, the look of the film is both conceptual<br />
and a matter of infectious nostalgia. e iconic<br />
black rocks that bookend each dramatic segment remain<br />
identical to the original and are just as crucial to<br />
the film as its characters. In "Dark Shadows" appearance<br />
is everything.<br />
e film does become a bit torpid and tepid during<br />
its middle passage. Barnabas does a lot of skulking<br />
around the grounds of the family mansion with Elizabeth<br />
(Michelle Pffeifer) and Willie (Jackie Earle Haley)<br />
both of these characters have very little magnetism of<br />
heart or mind. For a few minutes, I grew impatient and<br />
thirsty.<br />
e action picks up again however when Barnabas<br />
confronts the dark and delectably diabolical Angelique<br />
(Eva Green) who has all the best lines. Green's chemistry<br />
with Depp is masterfully meshed with enough<br />
monster chemistry to quell a hundred lovelorn Lon<br />
Chaney, Jrs. Everything is lampooned here from "Fatal<br />
Attraction" to a bit of "e Exorcist" projectile pea<br />
soup. e love scene by itself will have you howling in<br />
your seat as much for its Rube Goldberg style ribaldry<br />
as its carnal cacophony.<br />
"Dark Shadows" although a bit uneven and jagged is<br />
a visually robust crowd pleaser with enough sight gags<br />
and sneaky charms to excite both those who burn for<br />
the third coming of Barnabas Collins and the sons of<br />
Scissorhands who venerate Tim Burton by night or day.<br />
Write Ian at redtv_2005@yahoo.com<br />
www.TropicCinema.com<br />
THE NAKED<br />
CONCH<br />
MATT GARDI<br />
| Continued from page 6<br />
ways and have ideas and solutions that appeal to that<br />
growing base of Lean IN voters. e need to construct<br />
a billboard every 100 yards and tarnish our landscape<br />
for months leads me to believe that the candidate is taking<br />
the easy, wasteful, old school route hoping they can<br />
capture a greater chunk of the less informed Lean OUT<br />
voting base. at being said, feel free to offer opinions<br />
on my blog at nakedconch.com. Also, please participate<br />
in the poll I have hosted there to help gain a sense of<br />
how the public feels about this seasonal destruction of<br />
our landscape. (Once on NakedConch.com, do “signs”<br />
search for the poll.)<br />
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B U S I N E S S I N K E Y W E S T<br />
COMMUNITY<br />
Artist Lydia Firefly<br />
e 6th Midsummer’s Night<br />
Dream, <strong>June</strong> 23<br />
Centennial Bank presents the 6th Annual<br />
Midsummer’s Night Dream & Spectacle<br />
5–11 p.m. Saturday, <strong>June</strong> 23, for a magical evening of<br />
artistic expression, music, feasting, dancing, singing<br />
and theatrical antics celebrating the art and artists of<br />
the Keys. Held on the grounds of the Key West Tropical<br />
Forest and Botanical garden, the Spectacle is co-produced<br />
by Michael Shields’ Java Studios and e Key<br />
West Tropical Forest and Botanical Garden in benefit of<br />
Art Behind Bars and e Tropical Forest and Botanical<br />
Garden. Midsummer’s Night, observed worldwide by<br />
many cultures, is seen as a time when the veil between<br />
this world and the next is thin, and powerful forces are<br />
abroad. All are invited to join the creation of the Midsummer’s<br />
Night, an opportunity to celebrate why we<br />
live here and give artists a platform to share the power<br />
of their dreams. Food and beverages available<br />
INFO $10 admission (children under age<br />
12 and Centennial Bank customers free).<br />
Attire Key West cool to midsummer’s magical.<br />
For more information, (305) 394-3804,<br />
keywestupdates.com
NOW WE’RE<br />
COOKING<br />
Bucket list of foods<br />
Bucket list of foods.<br />
Yeah, it’s an overused<br />
term these days, but it makes a lot<br />
of sense. We get into patterns, and<br />
I’m no exception: Routine, same<br />
foods, “like this, don’t like that,”<br />
and, “I don’t have time to sit and<br />
eat.”<br />
One of the surprising things<br />
about our amazing bodies is that<br />
they change a lot about every six to<br />
seven years. By change I mean<br />
chemistry and likes and dislikes.<br />
Some people go half their lives not<br />
eating sushi, for example, as they<br />
don’t find it appealing. en one<br />
day by chance they try it and love it.<br />
It’s a crazy life, and we have changes<br />
that happen with foods that go unnoticed<br />
because we don’t try anything<br />
out of our normal food<br />
comfort zone. I would like to challenge<br />
you in the next two weeks to<br />
try, not to eat tons of it but to try<br />
some new foods. So let’s make a<br />
bucket list.<br />
1. Add more fruit to your diet,<br />
like some kiwis, or buy a cantelope<br />
melon. It might not be new, but you<br />
probably don’t eat enough fruit.<br />
Look at more pocket fruits, like apples,<br />
pears, oranges and bananas<br />
that you can carry around and eat<br />
when the mood strikes you.<br />
2. Buy some odd veggies you<br />
would not normally think of eating,<br />
like beets, radishes or artichokes.<br />
An easy way to<br />
try these is cook them<br />
and add them to a salad<br />
so you ease into it.<br />
3. Cook at least once<br />
a week. is doesn't<br />
mean putting something<br />
in the microwave! It doesn't<br />
matter if it’s a salad,<br />
some pasta or an entrée,<br />
as long it is something<br />
you like, and then add a<br />
new item to it.<br />
You can make extra and share<br />
with a friend, which will always be a<br />
winner and make you feel good<br />
about cooking. We all need to reconnect<br />
with cooking, and not always<br />
eating out or settling for the<br />
evil fast food.<br />
PAUL<br />
M E N T A<br />
EXTREME CHEF<br />
nwcooking.com<br />
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4. Plant something. It can be as simple<br />
as some basil or cilantro. You<br />
can get small ones at the stores for<br />
maybe $4 and keep it in a pot and<br />
watch it grow. When it gets bigger<br />
you can use "your" basil in a dish.<br />
e dish will taste so much better,<br />
and it’s good to feel what it’s like to<br />
grow something and be a part of the<br />
food cycle.<br />
I know it seems like a lot, but for<br />
<strong>14</strong> days this will take a total of only<br />
three hours of your time, which is<br />
nothing. We need to enjoy life, and<br />
in life two of the most enjoyable<br />
things are food and friends. I was<br />
saddened by the loss of a good<br />
friend and fellow writer, Courtney<br />
Aman. Even if you didn’t know him,<br />
you saw him at some point: huge<br />
muscles, big smile and his dog,<br />
Max. I met Courtney about <strong>14</strong> years<br />
ago, of course in the restaurant<br />
world, where he waited tables. I<br />
would see him a lot or not for<br />
months. He was always cheerful and<br />
would give me great training advice<br />
any time. It was great to see him be<br />
a strong part of Key West; he set his<br />
own goals to bring health, fitness<br />
and eventually his own place to the<br />
island. He was a ripping huge guy<br />
who was very easy going; he took<br />
time out for people and loved seeing<br />
anyone do well for themselves. My<br />
son wanted to get into some new fitness,<br />
and Courtney was there with a<br />
big smile. As sad as I am, I also look<br />
at what I learned from<br />
him, and I am happy to<br />
have had the chance to<br />
know him. He loved to<br />
meditate, and he gave me<br />
some good insight to help<br />
in my own life. We should<br />
all enjoy what’s in front of<br />
us and celebrate Courtney’s<br />
life as he did while<br />
he was with us. If you<br />
drive by the gym, send<br />
some good thoughts to<br />
family and friends. He was an important<br />
part of many people’s lives<br />
and made a difference in all of us.<br />
e<br />
Eat local and always with a friend!<br />
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BITCHIN’<br />
PARADISE<br />
Have you ever gone to<br />
someone’s house and,<br />
upon entry to the restroom, found<br />
that they’ve peed all over their toilet<br />
seat? Me neither. So why in the hell<br />
do people piss all over toilet seats<br />
and bathroom floors in public restrooms?<br />
Really, why?<br />
I’d think that by the age four<br />
we’ve all memorized the nursery<br />
rhyme, “If you sprinkle when you<br />
tinkle, please be neat and wipe the<br />
seat.” at’s one of the golden rules.<br />
It’s not the golden shower rule.<br />
is has always been a pet peeve<br />
of mine, but even moreso now that<br />
I work in bars and see it more frequently<br />
in unisex bathrooms. For<br />
some reason, there are men who do<br />
not feel the need to lift the seat before<br />
they relieve themselves. ey<br />
don’t even feel the need to hit the<br />
bowl.<br />
But I’m not reserving all the<br />
blame for men. In fact, I think<br />
women can be even nastier. ere<br />
has been many a toilet seat in the<br />
ladies room that requires a wipedown.<br />
I don’t get it. Just line it,<br />
ladies!<br />
What makes you think the next<br />
person should have to cleanup after<br />
your mess? at’s a very nauseating<br />
job, and I don’t have the thigh<br />
strength or balance required to<br />
hover, especially while wearing heels<br />
or after a few drinks. I tried once,<br />
lost my balance and, yeah, landed<br />
bare-skinned on some stranger’s<br />
sweet relief.<br />
Never again, I tell you. NEVER<br />
AGAIN. ere’s not a hot shower<br />
long enough to make you feel clean<br />
after that.<br />
Oh, wait, there was that one<br />
other time I hovered and got<br />
distracted by someone in the stall<br />
next to me. Trying to keep my<br />
balance by holding on to the toilet<br />
paper dispenser, I noticed a girl on<br />
her hands and knees praying to the<br />
porcelain god. Wow, so glad that’s<br />
not me. at’s so nasty. ese were<br />
the thoughts going through my<br />
mind. Until I realized that I had<br />
been so relieved not to be the one<br />
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puking that I actually relieved myself<br />
on my own shorts. Not pretty.<br />
So yeah, after that, NEVER<br />
AGAIN. at’s one resolution in life<br />
I’ve kept. I implore you to make it<br />
your resolution, too.<br />
And if I see you leave a public<br />
restroom without washing your<br />
hands, I’m going to point you out<br />
to my friends. Cause, hey, that’s<br />
just the kinda bitch I am.<br />
One other thing, I don’t get sex<br />
in bathrooms. With all the germs<br />
and smells and sticky floors . . .<br />
where’s the turn on? Especially for<br />
those inclined to check Mile High<br />
Club off their bucket list. Have you<br />
ever in your life been in a pleasant<br />
airplane bathroom? And now you<br />
want to get busy in there?<br />
ere’s nothing hot about that.<br />
Oh, right, but when you walk out<br />
everyone will know that you got<br />
laid. Bragging rights. Woo-hoo.<br />
Fancy yourself a stud, but it<br />
really just makes you a dirty dude.<br />
e<br />
Kimberley<br />
Denney<br />
@bitchinparadise<br />
bitchinparadise@earthlink.net or<br />
www.bitchinparadise.net<br />
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