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<strong>FOH</strong>-at-Large<br />
W W B A W I D N B<br />
Those of us in the smaller audio companies<br />
do not usually have the luxury of<br />
loading into a shed or theater that is<br />
set up specifically for musical and theatrical<br />
performance. A good portion of the venues<br />
we end up working are spaces where audio<br />
and lighting are less than a primary consideration.<br />
They are a mere afterthought — if<br />
any thought was put in that direction at all.<br />
A good motto for all of us who are caught in<br />
this predicament might be, “Bringing audio<br />
where it doesn’t belong.” It’s not pretty, but<br />
someone has to do it.<br />
Where It Does Belong <strong>FOH</strong><br />
I mean, seriously, how hard is it to go<br />
into a room that already has grid or designated<br />
hang points? It’s routine — lights and<br />
video in first, after which comes the audio,<br />
and then backline or sets. Run your snake<br />
through the trough; tie into the house delay<br />
system, and, bada bing bada boom, you’re<br />
done. The band gets to do a three-hour<br />
sound check, and then they retire to the<br />
dressing room to relax and enjoy the fruits<br />
of their rider before coming back on stage<br />
to play for an adoring crowd that hangs on<br />
every gorgeous visual and amplified note<br />
emanating from the stage.<br />
At the end of the concert, the crew returns<br />
(the size of crew varies depending<br />
upon the venue), the backline is struck,<br />
the speakers are brought in, the snake and<br />
consoles are packed, the lighting truss is<br />
brought in and struck, the trucks that have<br />
been patiently waiting in the loading dock<br />
are loaded and dispatched, and before the<br />
four hour call is over, the crew is back in the<br />
hotel bar having cocktails and cruising for<br />
everlasting love.<br />
No-Win Spaces <strong>FOH</strong><br />
We Who Bring Audio Where It Does Not<br />
Belong do not have the comfort of loading<br />
into spaces that are actually set up to accommodate<br />
our essence. Hey, it’s not our<br />
fault that some client decides to book a<br />
major recording act into a small, beautiful<br />
restaurant, hotel ballroom or event space in<br />
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We Who Bring Audio Where It Doesn’t<br />
Belong do not have the comfort of loading<br />
into spaces that are actually set up to<br />
accommodate our essence.<br />
order to celebrate some fabulous milestone<br />
in their stupendously wonderful life. That’s<br />
right, it’s not our blunder, but by default, it<br />
certainly becomes our responsibility.<br />
The amazing thing is that some of these<br />
clients are even record companies who, one<br />
would think, would know better, but alas,<br />
they too succumb to the lure of the newest,<br />
nicest and sexiest place to hold their event<br />
without giving any thought as to what<br />
might entail when they book a large nationally<br />
known act as the night’s entertainment.<br />
Not once have these clients or venues<br />
called before booking the bands to inquire<br />
as to any unforeseen problems. They get so<br />
caught up in the fact that they can get “So<br />
and so muckety muck” to play at their event<br />
that they forget to even ask if it is feasible to<br />
do so. The artist, having been made an offer<br />
that they can’t refuse, takes his/her deposit<br />
and passes on the necessary information to<br />
their tour manager, who then becomes accountable<br />
should anything go wrong with<br />
the event.<br />
Specific, Varying Requests <strong>FOH</strong><br />
We — The Company Who Brings Audio<br />
Where It Doesn’t Belong — are then<br />
contacted by the client, the agent, the<br />
venue or all the latter and given very specific,<br />
though varying, requests for what<br />
is needed to make for a successful event.<br />
The artist, of course, is asking for as much<br />
of their concert rider as possible, the<br />
venue is asking for the least amount of<br />
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hassle and the agent doesn’t give a crap<br />
as long as he gets paid. The production<br />
company or, We Who Bring Audio Where It<br />
Does Not Belong, having accepted the gig<br />
because work is work, then becomes the<br />
heart of the problem. “Why is the stage so<br />
big?” asks the venue, “Do we need all this<br />
equipment?” they whine. “There’s no room<br />
to store cases so they need to go back on<br />
your truck,” they insist. “Our event starts at<br />
7 p.m., but you can’t load in until after our<br />
luncheon, which ends at 4 p.m.,” they dictate.<br />
“We only have two 20-amp circuits,<br />
and you can’t tie in,” they declare. All this,<br />
and I’m still just working the phone.<br />
I call the band and tell them to work<br />
it out with the client and the venue and<br />
then get back to me. They finally get back<br />
to me. and it seems as though all is well<br />
and good. They have compromised their<br />
stage size, we will be allowed to tie in to a<br />
panel, albeit one that’s 400 feet away from<br />
the stage, and in a great act of generosity,<br />
the venue has agreed to give us another<br />
half-hour for setup and check.<br />
No Easy Answers <strong>FOH</strong><br />
Upon arriving at the venue, we, of<br />
course, find that the loading dock we were<br />
shown during the walk-through is not<br />
available to us, and that the street in front<br />
of the building is a “no parking” or unloading<br />
zone which, due to the Twilight Zonetype<br />
of laws in modern day Manhattan,<br />
carries a $150 fine for all offenders. With<br />
By BakerLee<br />
no other choice but to turn around and go<br />
back to the warehouse, we incur the fine<br />
and unload the truck.<br />
The large freight elevator we scoped<br />
out and were promised is closed for the<br />
day, and the elevator we are allowed to<br />
use is not quite as large as the dysfunctional<br />
one, therefore the load in goes a<br />
bit slower than expected, but we stoically<br />
bully the gear through the basement filled<br />
with garbage and emerge through the<br />
busy kitchen just in time to find out that<br />
the caterer is fully set up, thereby leaving<br />
us no other option but to destroy the<br />
beauty that he has created.<br />
Despite the odds, We Who Bring Audio<br />
Where It Does Not Belong prevail, and<br />
get set up/cases back on truck and sound<br />
checked by the opening of the doors, and<br />
yet “WWBAWIDNB” is still the villain for<br />
taking up too much space and making too<br />
much noise. “Check one two, aw aw.” “Baker,”<br />
one woman says, “No more check one<br />
two’s, okay?” “Hey lady,” I respond, as courteously<br />
as I am able, “I am just a vendor<br />
trying to do my best to satisfy the needs<br />
of our mutual client, who felt the need<br />
to book a big name touring act into your<br />
tiny designer restaurant. I am also trying<br />
to please the big name act that is being<br />
forced to play on an 8-by-12-foot stage.<br />
So, please excuse me while I am in the<br />
middle of being aggravated and go tell it<br />
to the client.”<br />
“Turn It Down!” <strong>FOH</strong><br />
Of course, this is all a precursor to when<br />
the band actually starts to play, and both<br />
the client and venue person come running<br />
up to tell me that the band is too loud. “Turn<br />
it down,” they yell. I show them that there is<br />
nothing in the system and all they are hearing<br />
is the band and the onstage monitors,<br />
but they still insist that I tell the band to turn<br />
down. For the sake of keeping the peace, I<br />
tell the band what the client and venue have<br />
requested, and for about eight bars, the<br />
band’s volume drops, but by the ninth bar,<br />
the band has roared back to their original<br />
sound level.<br />
The venue person returns and this time<br />
she is armed and dangerous. Holding it up<br />
to my ear she points the Radio Shack dB meter<br />
at the band and then shrieks at me “See,<br />
it says 100dB!” Yup, there it was, detailed in<br />
black and white, irrefutable, scientific proof<br />
that the band was too loud and whose fault<br />
is that? Obviously it’s WWBAWIDNB. After<br />
all, the well-known restaurant did its job, the<br />
wealthy client merely booked the band and<br />
was just having a good time, and the band<br />
that is rich and famous is, well, rich and famous.<br />
Fortunately for all parties involved,<br />
the band stopped playing after a half hour.<br />
Unfortunately for us, as soon as the party<br />
ended, the venue opened their doors to the<br />
general dancing public, forcing us to pack<br />
up and load out through a raucous crowd<br />
of party people while the DJ blared through<br />
the house system. Hoo Ha, just another brilliant<br />
day of Bringing Audio Where It Doesn’t<br />
Belong.<br />
If you’re trying to reach Baker Lee, your<br />
e-mail belongs at blee@fohonline.com.