February 2013 - Austrian Club

Teacher: " Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L-"
Teacher: No, that' s wrong.
Glenn: "Maybe it is wrong ,but you asked me how I spell it".
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Harold: A Teacher
The South African Government is going to impose a 40% tax on ASPIRIN.
Why do you ask?
Well, primarily because it's white and it works.
LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
* Memory was something that you lost with age
* An application was for employment
* A program was a TV show
* A curser used profanity
* A keyboard was a piano
* A web was a spider's home
* A virus was the flu
* A CD was a bank account
* A hard drive was a long trip on the road
* A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
* And if you had a 3½ inch floppy
....you just hoped nobody found out
Every wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour and "stress" for the rest 23 hours.
Regter: "Waar is jy gebore?"
Gatiep: " Djou Honour, ek is gebore innie Kaap!"
Regter: "Watter deel?"
Gatief: "My hele lyf is daar gebore, djou Honour, net die tanne is van Jo'burg
af!"
Gatiep and Maraai steel'n snoek, en sien toe 'n Polisie man.
Gatiep se: "Sit die snoek onder djou rok!"
Maraai se: " Dit gaan stink Gatiep!"
Gatiep se vir Maraai: "Drukkie snoek se nies toe!"