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or give anything he can get his Ethiopian grubhooks on, for something that he thinks is going to make him more like a white man. Poor devil! Therefore the millions of Doctor Jackson Anti- Curl. "All this Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has discovered and thought out and acted upon. If he had gone just one step farther the Afro-American brother would have hailed him as a greater man than Abraham Lincoln, or either of the Washingtons, George or Booker. It remains for me, Danny--for US--to carry the torch ahead--to take up the work where the imagination of Doctor Jackson Anti-Curl has laid it down." "How?" asts I. "WE'LL PUT UP AND SELL A PREPARATION <strong>TO</strong> TURN THE NEGROES WHITE!" THAT was his great idea. He was more excited over it than I ever seen him before about anything. It sounded like so easy a way to get rich it made me wonder why no one had ever done it before, if it could really be worked. I didn't believe much it could be worked. But Doctor Kirby, he says he has begun his experiments already, with arsenic. Arsenic, he says, will bleach anything. Only he is kind of afraid of arsenic, too. If he could only get hold of something that didn't cost much, and that would whiten them up fur a little while, he says, it wouldn't make no difference if they did get black agin. This here Anti-Curl stuff works like that--it takes the kinks out fur a little while, and they come back agin. But that don't seem to hurt the sale none. It only calls fur MORE of Doctor Jackson's medicine. The doctor takes me around to the place he boards at, and shows me a nigger waiter he has been experimenting on. He had paid the nigger's fine in a
police court fur slashing another nigger some with a knife, and kept him from going into the chaingang. So the nigger agreed he could use his hide to try different kinds of medicines on. He was a velvety-looking, chocolate-coloured kind of nigger to start with, and the best Doctor Kirby had been able to do so fur was to make a few little livercoloured spots come onto him. But it was making the nigger sick, and the doctor was afraid to go too fur with it, fur Sam might die and we would be at the expense of another nigger. Peroxide of hidergin hadn't even phased him. Nor a lot of other things we tried onto him. You never seen a nigger with his colour running into him so deep as Sam's did. Sam, he was always apologizing about it, too. You could see it made him feel real bad to think his colour was so stubborn. He felt like it wasn't being polite to the doctor and me, Sam did, fur his skin to act that-a-way. He was a willing nigger, Sam was. The doctor, he says he will find out the right stuff if he has to start at the letter A and work Sam through every drug in the hull blame alphabet down to Z. Which he finally struck it. I don't exactly know what she had in her, but she was a mixture of some kind. The only trouble with her was she didn't work equal and even--left Sam's face looking peeled and spotty in places. But still, in them spots, Sam was six shades lighter. The doctor says that is jest what he wants, that there passingon-to-the-next-cage-we-have-the-spotted-girocutuslook, as he calls it. The chocolate brown and the lighter spots side by side, he says, made a regular Before and After out of Sam's face, and was the best advertisement you could have. Then we goes and has a talk with Doctor Jackson himself. Doctor Kirby has the idea mebby he will put some money into it. Doctor Jackson was setting on his front veranda with his chair tilted back, and his feet, with red carpet slippers on 'em, was on the railing, and he was smoking one of these long black cigars that comes each one in a little
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DANNY'S OWN STORY BY DON MARQUIS TO
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"Daniel, Dunne and Company." Anybod
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fur all that style and fur York Sta
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So I went out and played in the fro
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"Where is he?" says she and Elmira,
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he kill himself?" they all asts to
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He allows she has told some of the
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and it was empty." Then they was a
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"Send fur Brother Cartwright! Send
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was stubborner than any mule he eve
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"I give in, gosh dern ye! I give in
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That had its handy sides to it, too
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always does go off when you is need
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the shop and he takes down a strap
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and he says: "Beneath a shady chest
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"But what have I got?" asts Hank. "
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to eat him up, and while they was e
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Do your eyes blur when you look at
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an 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' artist, Looe
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around the country with shows and e
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"Well," I says, "Hank sent me over
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"Well, all right, Jake," says I, "i
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time." "How you going to work it?"
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ain't natcheral he will pick corn s
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no show fur quite a while, we'd sta
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In her lap was a book she had been
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so bold as to of spoke first to a f
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mostly you married somebody, or was
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quiet kind of drunks on. Which Looe
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kind of aggervating at me and says
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a-way. And she would get her a whit
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to tell now." "It ain't that," she
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when I was a human, I wouldn't of c
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"Well," I says, "I will bring them
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"Well," he says, "they carried on t
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there, and was waiting fur to float
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asts the doctor. "I am going to be
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he will put in a creamatory, where
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what they said was a comic turn. Th
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But aside from them occasional mean
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"Where's the balloon?" asts the doc
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Balloon! Balloon!! Balloon!!! The m
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jest inside the tent with chains on
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feller yells out: "Go it--you're a
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Page 114 and 115: "Why," says the perfessor, "their f
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Page 166 and 167: "Well, suh," he says, "I 'spicions
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conscience." He meant it, Grimes di
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and rush amongst them guns and end
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jumps up impatient and says: "We've
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as cheap in Watson County as it is
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as a piece of paper, and his nostri
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part of their own selves, and the b
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But things which was my own consarn
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left him, and Colonel Tom thinks he
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with him for that reason. "We decid
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with me, Tom, I looked like thirty
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kind, you know, Tom, and said that
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FORGIVE ME.'" "But couldn't you tel
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"I don't think it's possible, Dave,
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and stay there. And then my conscie
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Lucy's house was. And, if anything,
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"And then HE came to town!--" "Who?
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Fate got away with my half too one
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edroom, and lay down on their stumm
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"He ended with an impassioned appea
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to his feet sudden. I nearly busted
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looked it. "Why did you never tell
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But finally the nurse begins fur to
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Lucy?" "Yes, yes!" she says, excite
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