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DANNY'S OWN STORY BY DON MARQUIS TO MY ... - Pink Monkey

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a fat lady's husband ain't no bed of rosy<br />

ease at that, Watty tells the doctor. It's like<br />

every other trade--it has its own pertic'ler<br />

responsibilities and troubles. She is a turrible<br />

expense to Watty on account of eating so much.<br />

The tales that feller told of how hard he has to<br />

hustle showing her off in order to support her<br />

appetite would of drawed tears from a pawnbroker's<br />

sign, as Doctor Kirby says. Which he<br />

found it cheaper fur his hull show to board and<br />

sleep in the tent, and we done likewise.<br />

Well, I got a job with that show myself. Watty<br />

had a wild man canvas but no wild man, so he<br />

made me an offer and I took him up. I was from<br />

Borneo, where they're all supposed to be captured.<br />

Jest as Doctor Kirby would get to his talk about<br />

how the wild man had been ketched after great<br />

struggle and expense, with four men killed and<br />

another crippled, there would be an awful rumpus on<br />

the inside of the tent, with wild howlings and the<br />

sound of revolvers shot off and a woman screaming.<br />

Then I would come busting out all blacked up from<br />

head to heel with no more clothes on than the law<br />

pervided fur, yipping loud and shaking a big spear<br />

and rolling my eyes, and Watty would come rushing<br />

after me firing his revolver. I would make fur<br />

the doctor and draw my spear back to jab it clean<br />

through him, and Watty would grab my arm.<br />

And the doctor would whirl round and they would<br />

wrastle me to the ground and I would be handcuffed<br />

and dragged back into the tent, still howling<br />

and struggling to break loose. On the inside my<br />

part of the show was to be wild in a cage. I would<br />

be chained to the floor, and every now and then<br />

I would get wilder and rattle my chains and<br />

shake the bars and make jumps at the crowd<br />

and carry on, and make believe I was too mad<br />

to eat the pieces of raw meat Watty throwed into<br />

the cage.<br />

Watty had a snake-charmer woman, with an<br />

awful long, bony kind of neck, working fur him,<br />

and another feller that was her husband and eat<br />

glass. The show opened up with them two doing

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